My Xueba Life Simulator

Chapter 222 Eye-opening
Gu Feng and Ling Xiaoxiao returned to the hotel, sat on the sofa and ate the fruit platter provided by the hotel for free.

"I had a lot of fun today, I took a lot of photos."

Ling Xiaoxiao said excitedly,

"I'll wash it out when I get back, make it into a photo album, and give Xiaofeng a copy when the time comes."

"it is good."

Gu Feng replied with a smile.

Ling Xiaoxiao picked a few more group photos from her phone and posted them in the group of girlfriends.

After discussing yesterday, the girlfriends felt that Ling Xiaoxiao should change her strategy. Since she hinted that she couldn't do it, she was going to be tough. She must try to find out if her junior has hidden diseases before marriage. What if she really can't do that?
Gu Feng's roommates also agreed that since the senior is a passive type, Gu Feng is the only one who will take the initiative. Why can't the two keep staring?

Bai Tongxin suggested that Gu Feng drink some wine to strengthen his courage. That's what the so-called wine strengthens people's courage.

Liu Tianming suggested that Gu Feng can play games with Ling Xiaoxiao first, such as truth or dare between lovers, or playing cards or flying chess, the punishment is...

Tian Jingrui suggested that Gu Feng drink some wine first, then play cards, and finally play poker with his senior sister, everything will come naturally.

As a result, there were a few more cans of wine in the room.

Both Gu Feng and Ling Xiaoxiao bought some, and her best friend also gave her some advice, which was similar to what Gu Feng's roommate said.

In short, drink a little wine to strengthen your courage.

You can't buy playing cards, gambling is banned in Thailand, but you can play flying chess.

Ling Xiaoxiao and Gu Feng looked at each other, "Xiao Feng."

"Xiao Xiao."

"How about a drink?"

The two spoke in unison.

Although Gu Feng usually doesn't like to drink, but now it's just his girlfriend and himself, drink a little to strengthen his courage, as long as he doesn't get drunk.

Ling Xiaoxiao took a sip of her wine and suddenly remembered something, "Ah, why did I forget!"

"What's the matter, Xiaoxiao?"

Gu Feng asked curiously.

"Today, there is a demon show today, shall we go and see it?"

"Shemale show?"

Gu Feng had heard of the famous ladyboy show in Elephant Country before, but he had never seen it, mainly because he was not interested in puppet girls or ladyboys, but Ling Xiaoxiao seemed to be quite interested.

"Yes, let's go and see together, there is still time."

Ling Xiaoxiao took Gu Feng's hand and walked out, and they came to a bar specified in the brochure.

At the door of the bar, there is a show of a ladyboy show.

There were quite a few people watching the show, and the bar was crowded.

Gu Feng saw the chatty tour guide again.

The tour guide led his team in the bar, and reminded everyone from time to time: "Everyone, don't get excited, you will be tipped if you touch it, otherwise you won't be able to get out of the bar. Tips range from 50 baht to 300 baht."

The tour guide saw Gu Feng and Ling Xiaoxiao, his eyes glowed, "Hey, little brother, we meet again, we are really destined, you also come to the ladyboy show?"

"Well, what a coincidence."

Gu Feng smiled and beckoned, and the tour guide ran over, "Brother, let me remind you friendlyly that you need to pay money if you touch a ladyboy. It's LADY BOY, so don't call it wrong, it's impolite."

"Okay, thanks for the reminder."

Gu Feng said that he knew, and Ling Xiaoxiao nodded slightly.

The lights in the bar suddenly dimmed, and everyone looked at the stage excitedly. The next second, the lights came on, and coolly dressed LADY BOYs appeared on the stage.

Adhering to the principle of never covering up what can be revealed, she danced passionately and stunned the young and old at the scene.

"Damn it, this is more feminine than a woman, are you sure it's a ladyboy?"

"Don't look at the old man, hot eyes."

"Old woman, let me take another look."

"This waist is too soft, it's like a water snake."

"Good-looking, really good-looking."

"This, is this really a shemale?"

"That's still fake, it must be a shemale."

The tourists talked a lot, the old audience applauded enthusiastically, and the new audience was still digesting.

The leading dancer, ladyboy, is tall, should be 1.73, with a hot figure, protruding forward and backward, and the most important thing is that he has a face of first love, which looks hot and pure, and has fascinated many people.

If he doesn't speak, everyone thinks he is a real woman.

It's a pity that his voice is not so soft, revealing his gender.

He walked off the stage with a large team and interacted with the audience.

Many uncontrollable tourists stretched out their hands one after another, wanting to touch it, and many of them were female tourists.

Ladyboy also likes to serve female tourists, squatting down generously and letting her poke.

Ling Xiaoxiao swallowed, and looked at Gu Feng sideways, meaning can I experience it?

Gu Feng shook his head, his eyes told Ling Xiaoxiao to be rational, after all, the other party was still a boy.

Ling Xiaoxiao was very obedient, she didn't do anything, she just watched.

Although many ladyboys took the initiative to approach Ling Xiaoxiao to seduce her to spend, she still sensibly restrained her desire to consume.

An old man paid a full tip of 3000 baht when he left, which was higher than the consumption of young people.

The tour guide is a man who can control his wallet, and only paid a tip of 50 baht, although he just shook ladyboy's little hand.

He saw Gu Feng who had no consumption at all, and said,
"Actually, don't look at these transvestites performing on the stage in a glorious way. In fact, it is quite miserable. Although the society has established professional training schools and other institutions to teach them dancing, singing and performing these skills, they can really become singing and dancing in the end. There are only a handful of people who are famous and earn a lot of money. Most of them have to work hard to earn money and prepare for old age. You can see that they are in such good shape because they have to take hormones every day. This hormone has side effects when they get old. It came out, so the average lifespan of transvestites is only in their 40s, and some of them died in their thirties, and they lived on youth food, so don’t discriminate against them, they are also a group of poor people.”

Gu Feng was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect the tour guide to know so much. Before that, he really didn't know the group of transvestites.

After the ladyboys' performance was over, Gu Feng and Ling Xiaoxiao went to take a photo with the young boy who led the dance, and Gu Feng took the initiative to give him a tip of 1000 baht.

The young boy was taken aback for a moment, accepted the tip with a smile, and kissed Gu Feng on the cheek.

This scene was photographed by the careful Ling Xiaoxiao as a souvenir.

"There will be an adult show next time. Ladies and gentlemen, if you have a heart condition, friends who don't like too much scale can go back to the hotel first."

The tour guide waved a small flag and said that whenever he waved a small flag, everyone would look at him subconsciously, like some kind of conditioned reflex.

Ling Xiaoxiao's eyes glowed, "Xiaofeng, there is also an adult show, do we want to watch it?"

"If you want to see it, just watch it."

Gu Feng is new here, how can he think of the scale, in short, it won't be the same as Riban, right?

Soon, Gu Feng realized that he was wrong.

This performance simply subverted his cognition.

The subversive brains of the locals in the Elephant Country in the development of human body functions are really compelling.

Ling Xiaoxiao directly wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in, and felt that watching this kind of performance with her boyfriend would be social death.

"The scale is so big!"

"Fuck, it's an eye-opener."

"I already have a nosebleed, give me the paper."

"Don't look at the old man, ruin the three views, let's go."

The audience talked a lot, and Gu Feng left the bar in time with his girlfriend whose brain was down.

It started to rain again outside the bar, which is indeed the legendary rainy season.

Gu Feng and Ling Xiaoxiao took a yellow and black taxi back to the hotel, then quickly drank the medicine and took a bath, all in one go.

I already had a cold, so it couldn't be more serious, otherwise I would definitely have to sleep in the hotel the next day.

Lying on the bed after drinking the medicine, Gu Feng and Ling Xiaoxiao forgot what their girlfriends and bad friends had said. The medicine was taking effect and they were too sleepy.

After sleeping until dawn, the two found that the relationship was still not progressing, and they couldn't help but fell into deep thought again, secretly making up their minds, tonight, tonight, they must take each other down.

"Xiaoxiao, where are you going to play today?"

"Go to Buddha today."

The two came to Chalong Temple by public bus. Thanks to Gu Feng's understanding of the elephant language, they did not get lost and could find the bus stop sign accurately.

Ling Xiaoxiao wants to learn the language of this country more and more. Next time she comes over, she will communicate with the locals just like Gu Feng.

The two got out of the car near the Chalong Temple, which is said to be the largest Buddhist temple on Phuket Island.

Chalong Temple is the most magnificent and largest Buddhist temple among the 29 monasteries in Phuket Island. It is located in Chalong Bay in the south of Phuket Island.

Chalong Temple has a Buddhist hall enshrining 108 golden Buddhas.Combining the architectural styles of southern, central and northeastern Thailand, the pagoda is the first place in the region to house this holy relic.

It is open to the public all day long and no tickets are required.

Due to the whole night of rain last night, there are still some puddles on the ground, reflecting Chalong Temple on the water, forming a unique picture.

"gorgeous."

Ling Xiaoxiao sighed.

Although there are many temples in China, their architectural styles are completely different.

Chalong Temple is dominated by red, gold and white, and the colors are gorgeous and eye-catching, like a camellia blooming in the scorching sun.

A long time ago, local people have entered the temple to burn incense. Among them are many young faithful men and women. Of course, there are also tourists like Gu Feng and the others. A few crooked friends who look like models are holding a camera and sighing God. , How beautiful, while taking pictures.

They may not know that Buddha and God don't deal with each other and don't recognize each other.

Doing as the Romans do, Gu Feng and Ling Xiaoxiao also went to pay some incense money, burned a few sticks of incense, and worshiped the Golden Buddha.

Although Gu Feng didn't make any wishes, he still acted devoutly enough, at least he had no distracting thoughts.

There are also friends who are taking wedding photos next to the temple. The bride is running in front with her long tuxedo skirt, and the photographer is hard at work chasing after her, huh?It seems that there is nothing about the groom.

Ling Xiaoxiao looked at the bride in the wedding dress enviously, glanced at Gu Feng cautiously, and began to fantasize about her wedding with Gu Feng in real life.

At that time, Dong Xixi should come to be a bridesmaid, right?

Grandpa and Dad are going to be there.

Do you want a European wedding or a Chinese wedding?

After leaving the temple, the two came to a nearby pier to enjoy the sea breeze.

In the evening, Ling Xiaoxiao came to the Patong Night Market that she was thinking of.

The main reason is that there is a food street and various food stalls.

How could Ling Xiaoxiao, a foodie, miss the Patong Night Market?

It attracts tourists from all over the world, even in the off-season, it is very lively.

If you have nothing to do at night, you can stay there all night, eat, drink, massage, shop, watch performances, and you won't feel bored anyway.

The entire night market is composed of many streets, criss-crossing, and it is a must-visit place in Phuket.

Food stalls are the specialty here, and the big lobsters are the protagonists of the stalls. The boss usually calculates the price by 100 grams, ranging from 100 baht to 400 baht. Two grilled lobsters and a plate of stir-fried fresh squid are about 2 around baht.

Street food stalls, coconut cake 20 baht, grilled prawns 50 baht, mango sticky rice 60 baht, grilled prawns 200 baht, local specialty freshly squeezed juice 40 baht, general juice 20 baht, durian 130 baht 2 large pieces, There are also some weird fried insects. Foodie Ling Xiaoxiao said that she rejects insects, but everything else is acceptable.

After eating and drinking enough, the two entered a massage shop, and they must experience Thai massage.

Gu Feng thought he was in good health, but he was pressed and yelled. Fortunately, his girlfriend was in the next room and the sound insulation was good, otherwise he would lose face.

After the massage, continue to stroll around the bustling night market, mainly because Ling Xiaoxiao wants to buy some gifts to go back.

Gu Feng also picked out some scented candles and prepared to take them back to his roommates.

(End of this chapter)