My Xueba Life Simulator

Chapter 223 Accidentally Ate One

Gu Feng and Ling Xiaoxiao returned to the hotel and put the gifts they bought on the shelf temporarily.

The condition of the two of them today is obviously better than yesterday, and their colds are much better, probably because they sweated a lot after walking around the street all night.

"Xiaoxiao, I'm going to take a shower first."

"Hmm, do you want to find something for you?"

"It's time for my beard to hang up. There's a razor in the suitcase. Help me find it."

Gu Feng said casually, Ling Xiaoxiao nodded, ran to the side of the suitcase, opened the zipper, and started looking for the razor.

Why does the small box next to the razor look familiar?

Ling Xiaoxiao picked up the familiar box of Adu, and immediately blushed.

"Xiaofeng... actually prepared this."

Ling Xiaoxiao took out her mobile phone and took a picture and sent it to the group of girlfriends, asking for help from her girlfriends.

"Did Xiaoxiao find it? If I can't find it, I'll find it myself after I take a shower."

Gu Feng's voice came from the bathroom.

"Immediately, immediately, Xiaofeng, wash it first, and I will send it to you later."

Ling Xiaoxiao stammered.

Gu Feng didn't pay too much attention and continued to take a bath.

In Ling Xiaoxiao's girlfriend group, the female doctor and the young woman seemed to be online at any time, and they responded quickly.

Dong Xixi [Yo, Xiaofeng looks so serious, so she prepared this move. 】

Lu Mengyao [It seems that it's not that you hinted that there is a problem, but that you have a problem with his judgment. He originally wanted to have sex with you. Didn't he come just after you ticked your finger? 】

Ling Xiaoxiao【Huh?Really?But Xiaofeng doesn't seem to be such a casual person. We have slept together for several nights and nothing happened. 】

Dong Xixi [That means he is restraining himself, this is too simple, if you stimulate him, he will definitely give in immediately. 】

Ling Xiaoxiao [How exciting? 】

Dong Xixi [Do you think about when was the closest you were to him? 】

Ling Xiaoxiao recalled that time in the apartment, she was wearing lace pajamas and stockings... That time was indeed the closest, because Xiaofeng not only tore up her stockings, but the two had been in close contact for a long time, but In the end, I drank some wine to strengthen my courage and fell asleep, which resulted in my failure to achieve a positive result.

But you didn't bring lace pajamas?There is no such thing as stockings.

Lu Mengyao【Don't close the door when you go to take a shower later, just excuse that you didn't bring anything and ask him to bring it in for you, I don't believe this can be tolerated. 】

Dong Xixi [Yes, I believe in your charm. 】

Hey, why does this trick sound so familiar?
Ah, isn't Xiaofeng also hinting at me?
【The day before yesterday, Xiaofeng didn't close the door when he took a shower, and said that he didn't bring a change of clothes, so I asked me to help him. Is that... is it similar to what you said? 】

Lu Mengyao【Why didn't you say it before?This is to seduce you blatantly. It seems that your elementary school brother is not as simple-minded as you said. 】

Ling Xiaoxiao covered her flushed cheeks, so Xiaofeng was really hinting at me?

Dong Xixi [Why do I feel that you two are a bit pretentious, you both obviously want to go further, and you have to test each other, otherwise just say it, if it's me, if you want it, just ask for it. 】

Ling Xiaoxiao nodded slightly, Dong Xixi is indeed such a character, straightforward.

It's a pity that I am not as brave as her.

Lu Mengyao [Xiaoxiao, these are all signals, seize the opportunity, I won’t say more. 】

Dong Xixi【Be more confident, hook your fingers, he will understand. 】

Ling Xiaoxiao hooked her fingers: "So you understand?"

She took a picture of hooking her fingers and sent it to the group【Is that so? 】

Dong Xixi was speechless in an instant. She wished she could fly to Phuket now and teach Ling Xiaoxiao herself.

[Where's Xiao Feng? 】

[Still taking a shower. 】

Dong Xixi knew that Gu Feng was still taking a bath, so she directly made a video call to Ling Xiaoxiao.

Ling Xiaoxiao answered the phone, and Dong Xixi looked at her seriously.

"Xiaoxiao, are you sure you've thought it through?"

"Yeah, I've made up my mind. As soon as the vacation is over, I have to go to the imperial capital. I will soon be separated from Xiaofeng. I don't want to have any regrets."

"What a pity, I won't break up just because you arrived in the imperial capital."

"But you also said that there must be something Xiaofeng misses, and he must always remember me, so that he won't be alienated because of the long-distance relationship."

"I said so, but I think your Xiaofeng should be a person who can stand the test. He usually has so many things to do, even if he doesn't fall in love, he won't be idle."

"I just want to go to the next stage of the relationship with him, a more intimate stage."

Ling Xiaoxiao was blunt, and Dong Xixi nodded.

"Then you look after it and learn."

Dong Xixi picked up a piece of paper, put it between her sexy lips, made an o gesture with her left hand, and gently passed the fingers of her right hand through the o of her left hand, raised her eyebrows, "Do you understand? "

"Ah? I don't understand, what does this mean?"

Ling Xiaoxiao was confused, although the way Dong Xixi bit the piece of paper was quite sexy, but Ling Xiaoxiao really didn't understand this action.

"Huh, don't understand? Forget it, just do as you do, and then replace the piece of paper with Xiao Du."

When Dong Xixi said that, Ling Xiaoxiao immediately understood.

This is not implied, it is definitely express.

Ling Xiaoxiao's cheeks flushed again in an instant, "Ah, isn't it a bit big?"

"Believe me, if your family Xiaofeng has no problems, you can definitely win. If there are problems, you should break up quickly and don't delay your youth."

"Ah, is it that serious?"

"Of course, I won't tell you anymore. I took a translation job and I'm busy, bye."

Dong Xixi hung up the phone, Ling Xiaoxiao bit her lip, and decided to give it a try.

She unpacked Adu's packing box, took out one of them, bit between her lips, and repeated the movements taught by Dong Xixi.

That's right, that's it, that's for sure.

Ling Xiaoxiao was full of confidence this time.

"Xiaoxiao?"

Gu Feng had already come out of the shower, looking at Ling Xiaoxiao squatting in front of the suitcase, wondering what she was doing.

Ling Xiaoxiao suddenly heard a voice from behind, startled, and swallowed Xiao Du accidentally.

ah... oops...

Ling Xiaoxiao turned her face away and looked at Gu Feng with ashen face, "Xiao Feng, I'm going to die."

"Ah? What's the matter, Xiaoxiao, don't scare me."

"I... I... just, just now."

Ling Xiaoxiao held up the remaining box of Adu, two tears came out of the corners of her eyes, "Accidentally ate one."

Gu Feng was shocked immediately. Although it tasted like fruit, he definitely couldn't eat it.

"Let's go to the hospital."

Gu Feng immediately helped Ling Xiaoxiao up.

Ling Xiaoxiao's cheeks were flushed, "Can...can I not go?"

I feel that if I go to the hospital, I will die socially.

"It's okay, I'll be with you, and they're all crooked nuts, don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

Gu Feng comforted.

Ling Xiaoxiao nodded obediently, feeling that when she fell in love, her IQ really dropped rapidly. If her girlfriends knew about this, they would definitely laugh at her for a few years.

Gu Feng took his girlfriend to the hospital, and it was time to show his language skills. Fortunately, his elephant language has reached the elementary level, so he can communicate normally with the nurses in the hospital.

He went to the emergency room, and the doctor prescribed some medicine for Ling Xiaoxiao, but there was no colon cleansing or anything like that.

Ling Xiaoxiao took the medicine and it was resolved in the hospital.

It is mainly a laxative medicine. After taking it, you can go to the toilet, and the rubber can be directly excreted in the toilet.

Even so, Ling Xiaoxiao was exhausted from the torture, and when she returned to the hotel, she just wanted to sleep.

Gu Feng took care of her carefully, not only did not laugh at her, but also blamed himself.

If it wasn't for the Adu brought by me, the girlfriend wouldn't be stupid.

At night, Ling Xiaoxiao curled up in Gu Feng's arms and fell asleep.

Gu Feng touched her forehead to make sure that there were no other signs of fever, so she was relieved.

Waking up early the next morning, Gu Feng borrowed the hotel kitchen to cook stomach-warming porridge for Ling Xiaoxiao, brought it to the bedside, and fed Ling Xiaoxiao.

Ling Xiaoxiao took the bowl and spoon: "Xiaofeng, I can do it myself."

"Well, the doctor also said it's nothing serious. If you're still not feeling well today, we'll stay in the hotel for a day."

Gu Feng said softly.

Ling Xiaoxiao could only nod her head. After eating the porridge, she felt much more comfortable in her stomach.

The scenery of the hotel is also good, and there is an open-air swimming pool that can be used. During the day, you can also have barbecues on the top floor. The rooms are well-equipped. In fact, there is nothing wrong with resting in the hotel.

Just thinking of her own death, Ling Xiaoxiao really didn't have the courage to tell Gu Feng clearly.

Sensing that Ling Xiaoxiao was depressed, Gu Feng decided to show off his comedy talent, and he told Ling Xiaoxiao a cold joke.

"It was too hot, and one of the match heads was itchy, so it scratched and scratched, and then caught fire, so it went to the hospital to be bandaged, and finally turned into a cotton swab."

Ling Xiaoxiao didn't expect that Gu Feng would tell bad jokes, so she opened her eyes wide, "Is there any more?"

"Also, let me ask you a question, and if you answer it correctly, I will continue to tell you."

Gu Feng said with a smile.

"Ah."

Ling Xiaoxiao nodded.

"Wolves, lions and tigers play a game, who will be eliminated?"

Gu Feng asked.

Ling Xiaoxiao rubbed her chin and thought about it seriously, "Wolves usually come in groups, and lions also like to move in groups. Only tigers fight alone. Is it a tiger?"

Gu Feng shook his head: "It's a wolf."

"Ah? Is it because the strength is not as good as lions and tigers?"

Gu Feng shook his finger, "Because of Momotaro."

Ling Xiaoxiao sweated, it turned out to be a homonym.

"Xiaofeng, you are so boring."

"Haha, isn't it funny? Then I'll tell you another one."

In order to make his girlfriend forget the embarrassing incident last night as soon as possible, Gu Feng told Ling Xiaoxiao a few bad jokes in succession, and finally made her laugh.

It started to rain again outside the window, and this rainy season is worthy of its name.

Gu Feng looked out the window in a daze, while Ling Xiaoxiao looked at him silently.

After a while, Ling Xiaoxiao suddenly leaned forward and kissed Gu Feng's lips.

A sweet smell enveloped Gu Feng, and there was a slight tingling sensation of electric shock.

The familiar scent on Ling Xiaoxiao's body complemented the sound of rain outside.

Gu Feng's cheeks were slightly flushed, and the sound of his lover's breathing was next to his ears.

This kiss lasted for a long time, making each other forget the time.

Until someone knocked on the door to break the vibe.

Ling Xiaoxiao lowered her head shyly, Gu Feng still had a lot to say, but she still went to the door and opened it.

Opening the door, a girl with oil paint on her face handed Gu Feng a leaflet, with a joyful smile on her face, she said in not-so-standard English,
"Sir, our circus will perform in the evening..."

The people of Elephant Country spoke English with a thick accent, but Gu Feng still understood the girl's words in general.

Their circus has a performance in the afternoon. Gu Feng and his partner are welcome to attend. Today is the first day of the tour, and all tickets are 6% off.

This is soliciting guests in hotels, which is generally not allowed in hotels, but there are special circumstances.

"Do you perform on rainy days?"

Gu Feng asked, does it mean that they also perform on rainy days?
It took the girl a few minutes to understand Gu Feng's words. It was obvious that her English was not very good, and then she stammered,
"Rainy days show is wonderful...never let...guests get wet..."

After Gu Feng took the flyer, the girl left, and she planned to go to the next room to continue attracting guests.

"What is it?"

Ling Xiaoxiao asked curiously.

"The leaflet of the circus, there is a circus performance in the afternoon, do you want to see it?"

Gu Feng asked.

"Okay, let's go then."

Ling Xiaoxiao felt that staying in the hotel for a day would be better than going to a circus performance.

Gu Feng nodded, "Then let's go to the show."

The rain stopped at 1 p.m., people entered the circus one after another, and the performance officially started at 2 p.m.

There are also some small tents around the circus, which are food vendors. Ling Xiaoxiao bought two portions of pineapple rice and popcorn, and brought them to the big tent of the circus, ready to eat while watching the performance.

The audience was not as many as expected. Compared with the people who watched the ladyboy show, most of the people who came to the circus were local children.

(End of this chapter)