The absurd game of a performance artist

Chapter 82

"Mr. Mo, could you please put on your pants before you start showing us 'how a hypochondriac attacks'?"

Detective Han with a mustache turned his back to Mo Zhen with an embarrassed face.

This guy hadn't walked a few steps, but because of his "revealing clothes, affecting the city's appearance", he directly took a special car and went directly to Ham City [Order Bureau].

But Mo Zhen is not ashamed, instead he is complacent about saving his feet.

"I'm not wearing this, look!"

I saw Han Mingzhe blushed and stomped.

"Look... what are you looking at! I'm not talking about the broken one on your body, but the new one on the table!"

Mo Zhen lifted his crotch nonchalantly.

"What's the big deal? Everyone should be honest with each other. As long as you are straight and straight, what can you do if you are naked? What's more, I have underwear to protect the bottom line of civilization!"

"Empty is also form, and form is also emptiness, Inspector Han, your spiritual civilization still needs to be improved!"

"Put it on for me!"

Han Mingzhe suddenly made a sound, interrupting Mo Zhen's forward swing.

As someone who has a lot of intersection, he knows very well that if he lets this guy finish singing, he will definitely fall into the other party's intellect magic, be pulled into a strange logical field, and then be manipulated by this guy with his incomparably rich experience between.

Grabbing the standard trousers on the table, Mozhen put them up to his nose and sniffed them. After confirming the smell of the trousers, they were new trousers, Mozhen reluctantly put them on.

After hearing the sound of Mozhen putting on his pants, Han Mingzhe turned around and waved to Mozhen.

"Okay, if you have nothing to do, let's go quickly. According to the [Order of Maintenance Regulations], you were originally going to receive three days of education, but since everyone is so familiar, we won't embarrass each other."

Not only did Mo Zhen not leave, but he pulled away the chair opposite the inspector and sat down, smiling ambiguously with an inexplicable smile.

"When will you have to receive three days of education when you report the crime? Although I know that your professional ability is quite limited, there is no need to make such a move. The best way to solve difficulties is to face them. It is useless to escape and cannot be solved. The problem turns to the person who asked it..."

"Shut up! I'm talking about your 'revealing clothing'! What are you talking about?"

As soon as Han Mingzhe heard Mo Zhen's tone of voice, his head grew dizzy.

Once led by this guy's logic, ten brains are not enough for him to play.

"Well, let's talk now about the pickpocketing..."

"Don't talk about Mr. Mo, there is no invisible person in this world. If there is, it is your job to bring him to justice. Hurry up and arrest him in your magical novel world!"

Mo Zhen unhurriedly shook his finger at the inspector, and patiently explained to him.

"Mr. Inspector, I know that it will be difficult for you to accept the reality of invisible people for a while, but [cognition] is advancing in constant doubt and denial."

"When I first came to this conclusion, I hesitated for 0.1 second, but as the reasoner, Mr. Man with a pipe hat said. Eliminate all impossible factors, and the rest, even if it is incredible, is the real answer."

"Under the circumstances at that time, I was very sure that the other party must be an invisible person. This is the most reasonable explanation. Other possibilities are basically zero."

Rolling his eyes with a headache, Inspector Han said solemnly.

"Mr. Mo, first of all, I respect your reasoning and deduction ability and outstanding level of insight. Your outstanding talent has indeed brought us a lot of help. But the dividing line between a genius and a madman is blurred. I think your There must be a more reasonable explanation for the matter, and that is..."

"No, no, sir, shut up. That possibility is too absurd, please be careful! Think about it carefully, if, I mean, if I am a mentally insane lunatic, suffering from extremely serious paranoia, So what else can be true in this world as I know it? You are denying this world and yourself in this world..."

Detective Han covered his ears in pain. Every time he experienced the brainwashing of Mo Zhen's remarks, he had to find a psychiatrist to enlighten him and regain his normal three views.

However, the doctor named Dao Kete is really good at it. Every time after listening to his enlightenment, Han Mingzhe can face the world with normal eyes again.

"If you have a chance, you must let these two people touch each other. This guy's illness is really getting worse..."

Just as Mo Zhen was pouring out ideas about [cognition], trying to extract from Han Mingzhe the content of Tianlong Shangguo's plans for "stealth materials" and "stealth genes", a [Order of Order] The detectives hurried in.

He glanced at Mo Zhen who was reclining on the chair, the panic in his eyes calmed down a little, then he bent down and hurriedly whispered to Han Mingzhe.

"What! This kind of thing happened in our Ham City!"

This news was so shocking that Inspector Han, who had outstanding concentration, had to exclaim.

"Damn it, why did this happen, really..."

Han Mingzhe wiped the sweat from his brow, swallowed the words "I'm so dead" on his lips, and turned to look at Mo Zhen to see his savior.

"Mr. Mo, it's better to be early than to be timely..."

"Snapped!"

Mo Zhen recklessly put his feet on the table.

"You are in a big trouble. The victim has a special status. You are in a hurry now. You need a brain full of wisdom to give you advice."

"Yes Yes Yes……"

Facing Mo Zhen's insolent attitude, Han Mingzhe behaved submissively, he is really bottomless now.

"Mr. Inspector, I am in a hurry to go to the magical world of novels to bring the invisible invisible man to justice, so I will take my leave first!"

As expected, Mozhen started to play with his best yin and yang, and Inspector Han knew that the guy on the other side was about to start to show his skills.

"Please wait, you must do us this favor!"

"Hey, Mr. Inspector, you know that for a minimalist like me, a wallet is a very important thing. Without it, my life is like a car that cannot move forward without its wheels..."

As expected of a man who has dealt with Mo Zhen for many years, Han Mingzhe immediately took out a stack of banknotes from his wallet and handed them to Mo Zhen like a salesman handing a business card.

Two fingers pinched the banknote and flicked it in his hand, Mo Zhen sighed.

"It's a little thinner. The original things in my wallet seem to be thicker, and they can make people do things more practically..."

Han Mingzhe immediately gave the detective beside him a helpless look.

After the two stacks of banknotes were pocketed, Mo Zhen stood up energetically and snapped his fingers.

"It's not too late, let's act quickly! When the matter is over, we still have to discuss the matter of the invisible man's pickpocket!"

(End of this chapter)