My wonderful netizen husband

Chapter 51

The hairstyle that Wang Jingang has always been proud of was scratched to pieces by this guy, and he punched Li Yunpeng in the stomach angrily.
"Are you looking for death! How many times have I told you, don't touch my hair! Don't touch my hair! Excuse me, are you venting your anger by having long ears? And you will die if you don't lie all day long! Our hometown only has rice wine and Pengyangchun baijiu, the pure water poured there, pretending to be highland barley wine to fool me?"

Li Yunpeng glared at this guy, how many times did he want to tell you, hurry up and get a haircut, otherwise you will have long hair and short knowledge, you still refuse to admit it, who stipulates that wine can only be bottled, not barrels, but Afraid of being punched in the stomach again, he smiled helplessly and said

"What you said is what it is! You slowly arrange your hair here, I will go back first!"

Seeing that this guy was about to leave, Wang Jingang grabbed him and said in an extremely depressed way

"What are you doing in such a hurry? Although I have never drank highland barley wine, I should know that highland barley wine is produced in the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! You and Feng Junyan went to Yunnan to break up. Where did you get the whole highland barley wine? Don't tell me you came from Yunnan. Come back!"

Li Yunpeng pursed his lips angrily, thinking that anyone with a little knowledge of geography would know that highland barley comes from Qinghai-Tibet with high yields, so he said proudly in order to get angry with this boy
"Brother! I didn't expect you to be so knowledgeable. You actually know that the barley is produced on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. It's really hard for you! But you were right today, this wine is really brought from Qinghai! You have not drunk all kinds of wine Do you want to bring you some to taste, is this wine authentic or not!"

After hearing this, Wang Jingang glanced at it in great surprise. The plastic pot in his hand sneered and said:
"Brother, if you don't brag, you will die! Who takes such a big barrel of wine! Even if what you said is true, what are you doing in Qinghai!"

Li Yunpeng pursed his lips while looking at his bewildered face, and said proudly

"Buy a house and get engaged! Is it possible that I went to see the snow! Isn't the snow on our Loess Plateau beautiful?"

Wang Jingang was completely stunned, grabbed his hand, and said incoherently
"Didn't you break up, boy? Why did you buy a house and get engaged? Excuse me, is the sentence in your mouth the truth! What's going on here!"

Li Yunpeng glanced at it, thinking that it's right that you can't figure it out, brother, and I feel like a dream, but this matter will not be clear for a while while walking towards the living area.
"Ah! Eldest brother! I won't be able to tell for a while! Go back to the house and talk slowly! What's the matter with the two old gentlemen standing at the gate! I don't know, people think we are talking about love!"

Looking at his extremely complicated expression, Wang Jingang felt that this kid didn't look like he was joking with him. Thinking of this, he slapped him hard and said
"Brother! You are so amazing! You actually turned a netizen into a wife. I don't even support you now! Since the breakup failed and I managed to buy a house! Let's have a good celebration tonight, and I'll buy some food and drinks right now!"

Li Yunpeng looked at him and kept looking at his wine pot, thinking that after staying with you for so many years, as long as you saw that the wine was not kept until the next day, but this wine was brought back thousands of kilometers, it would be too much to drink with peanuts. Coordinated, thinking of this, I smiled helplessly and said
"Forget about celebrating! The house hasn't been built yet, so let's save it for the wedding to celebrate! But from last night until now, I only ate a bucket of instant noodles. Can I change the taste of tonight's appetizers? Can you make it harder and get some meaty ones? I heard from my wife that drinking highland barley wine can only get the taste if you eat meat and drink alcohol!"

Wang Jingang glared at him, thinking that as long as there is meat in any wine, any wine tastes good to drink. Haven't you been given too little wine by my elder brother these years?He wanted to kill me with a pot of highland barley wine, but considering his financial situation, he might be really hungry. If he drank without eating some meat pads, he would get drunk after a few cups. He smiled wryly, and pretended to be angry and said
"Okay! Don't say anything. I'll go out and see if there are any weights on the street. If you still think it's not hard enough, then don't drink it. Just watch me drink it!"

After finishing speaking, Wang Jingang walked towards the street, Li Yunpeng shook his head, thinking that you seem to have eaten the weight, and you are determined to fight against me. I can’t drink tonight. yes, let me smile

"Okay! If you can't buy the weight, you can find a house to sleep at night. Brother's house doesn't welcome people who talk about running trains all day long!"

Li Yunpeng just walked to the door of the apartment building after he finished speaking, when he ran into Tian Lu who had been yelling and pouring two and a half catties of liquor and beer casually, he ran over smiling like a flower
"Oh! Yunpeng! The quality of life is high, and the purified water on the station can't satisfy you anymore. Start selling bottled water outside to drink!"

Li Yunpeng stared at him, thinking that if you don’t make fun of me all day long, does life have no fun and meaning? If so, why don’t you die? pursed his lips and said helplessly

"Oh! Tian Lu! It's a good thing you're not a woman, otherwise my black face would have been kicked into a hornet's nest by your high heels! If I could drink bottled pure water, you might be breathing imported air! Can you bully people? Choose a little bit, don't bully us temporary workers all the time, find a regular worker to bully us, and give us temporary workers a sense of pride!"

Tian Lu rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that if I breathed the air from the upper entrance, I would still suffer such useless air with you every day, so he smiled lightly and said
"We are all temporary workers. Is it interesting to attack each other like this? Since your bucket is not filled with water, what is it filled with?"

Li Yunpeng saw that Tian Lu had given up, lifted the wine barrel up to his nose, and said with a naughty smile

"Didn't you say that the nose is stronger than the snorting dog, you smell it to see if it smells like you!"

Just as Tian Lu was about to push away, a strong smell of alcohol rushed into his nostrils, his eyes widened and he said
"Are you crazy, boy! Why are you buying so much loose wine! A lot of loose wine is blended, so be careful and pass what you drink straight past!"

When Li Yunpeng heard that loose wine was mixed with a lot of alcohol, he felt a little displeased for a moment. He thought to him, brother monkey, in your eyes, my life is only worthy of having endless blended wine and cheap cigarettes. Endless physical work, shook his head pretending to say helplessly

"Oh! It seems that the society has really changed! In the past, there were only a thousand cups of wine with bosom friends, but now there are only a thousand cups of bosom friends! I can't afford Wuliangye Moutai, and here I only have highland barley wine made by my wife! If you want Drink whatever you want, forget it! I think you are not choosing wine, but choosing people!"

(End of this chapter)