My wonderful netizen husband

Chapter 52
Tian Lu heard that it was the highland barley wine brewed by Feng Junyan's family, and he thought that anything could really happen to this guy. I came back with a bucket of wine, fortunately I didn't expose this kid's fault just now, so I quickly said with a smile

"Look at you, comrade! We are brothers! As long as we drink with you, even if you blend the wine, you can drink the taste of Moutai! How can I miss the highland barley wine brewed by my sister-in-law? I will go out and make wine for us now. something to go!"

Li Yunpeng glanced at it, thinking that you kid has been bragging that you can drink two and a half catties of liquor and pour beer casually. Today is just a test of your drinking capacity. Thinking of this, he pursed his lips and said embarrassingly

"King Kong bought the appetizers! I'll save some for you today, and you'll be able to calm down a little later. Listen to my daughter-in-law, this wine is very strong! Don't put you down, and say I'll pour you down tomorrow!"

Before Li Yunpeng finished speaking, Tian Lu unexpectedly interrupted him directly, and said with a disdainful smile

"Oh! Brother, it's not that you don't know that I can drink two and a half catties of white wine, and drink beer as I like! Don't worry about me here! Go back to the house and tell you about my brilliant record in drinking!"

Li Yunpeng looked at Tian Lumian without changing his expression and boasted about how much he could drink. He wanted to say that if the sky is crazy, there will be rain, and if people are crazy, there will be disaster. Don't drink crazy, whoever is crazy will pour it first, but the wine was brought back by himself, so he said Not suitable, thought of this and walked into the apartment building together with a smile!

After Wang Jingang went out to buy melon seeds and peanuts, considering that Li Yunpeng hadn't eaten, he bought two bags of Yanyousi pig's trotters and donkey meat with extreme distress, and carried a bag of things to go with the wine, and said helplessly as he walked out
"He's Brother Monkey! This kid is really dark enough. Carrying a bucket of broken wine actually cost me more than 100 yuan! If the wine is not good, he will eat it anyway, and spit it out for me! "

Tian Lu came to Li Yunpeng's house, took advantage of the opportunity and lay down on Wang Jingang's bed, looked at the wine barrel and said with a smile

"Man, how does your highland barley wine taste? It shouldn't be a low-alcohol bar that doesn't make you intoxicated! If that's the case, I'd better go out and buy us two bottles of Erguotou!"

When Li Yunpeng heard whether wine can make people intoxicated, he rolled his eyes angrily. He thought that as long as it is wine, he can make people intoxicated.
"Hey! Let me tell you this! No matter how strong the wine is, as long as it meets a wine animal, the alcohol content is a bit low! You should try it first when everyone is full. If you think the alcohol content is not enough, it's not too late to buy Erguotou! If you still feel that the concentration is low, I'll go back and give you some industrial alcohol from the laboratory! What do you think of this proposal?"

As soon as the voice fell to Tianlu, he patted the bed and said with extreme disdain

"You kid knows nonsense all day long. Industrial doesn't mean it's industrial alcohol. Even alcohol can't be drunk! What kind of alcoholic animals are not alcoholic animals! Dude, I'm the God of Dionysus! If you don't know how to use words, don't use words indiscriminately! Don't forget Already! Dude, I’m two and a half catties of white wine, and I can drink beer as I like! The drinking buddy gave me the name tumbler! How about I taste the taste of this wine first!”

Li Yunpeng shook his head, thinking that before Wang Jingang came back, I would not unscrew the lid of the jug, smiled wryly and said
"Brother, you've been talking for a long time, you're an asshole! Life should have a sense of ritual, let's taste it together! It's nothing to wash the wine glasses! I'll pack up my things, and we can start straight away when King Kong comes back!"

Tian Lu rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that it would not be easy to carry a barrel of wine all the way, so he pursed his lips, stood up, took a look and said
"You're a villain! Brother, I'm a tumbler! How many do you wash in four cups?"

Li Yunpeng threw the things in the bag towards the cabinet, and said a little irritably
"Of course I wash them all! Don't you know how many people are drinking? Do you still need to ask such a simple question?"

Tian Lu listened to wash the four wine glasses. His first reaction was that he doesn't drink much but talks a lot. Li Bo, drinking with him is simply a kind of torture, but he didn't buy the food and drinks himself. He smiled wryly and said
"Understood! I'll grab that kid, Li Bo, after I'm done washing!"

Wang Jingang walked to the door and heard that Tian Lu was going to call Li Bo. He thought that the two of you would fight each other whenever you drank, and you didn't forget to call him when you drank.

"Oh! Mr. Tian really deserves to be a dog's nose. Just as Yunpeng brought the wine back, you smelled it and chased him. You should wash the cup quickly. For such trivial things as running errands, I can do it!"

Tian Lu rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that if you came back a minute earlier, brother, I wouldn't have to wash the wine glass, but now the wine glass is already in my hand and it's hard to put it down, so I reluctantly walked towards the bathroom.

Seeing Wang Jingang coming in with a plastic bag, Li Yunpeng hurried forward to catch it, and said with a cheerful smile

"Hey! I'm really sorry today, I let you spend money, big brother! Why did you buy so much! You must have scolded me when you paid the money!"

Wang Jingang rolled his eyes, took out a pig's trotter from the bag, stuffed it directly into his hand, pretended to be angry and said

"Okay! Aren't you about to starve to death? Hurry up and eat a pig's trotter, and be careful that you will be drunk before you drink it. When you wake up, you will only have an empty flagon left!"

Li Yunpeng glanced at the wine barrel on the ground, thinking that this buddy really knows how to joke, how could he finish drinking ten catties of wine in one night?
"Brother! Do you want to eat it? How do you know that I like to eat pig's trotters!"

Wang Jingang glared, thinking that you are really shameless, you have already bitten me and asked me if I would like to eat it. I have lived with you for three years, how could I not know that you like to eat pig's trotters, so I took the pig's trotters Push it away, sneered and said
"I'm sorry! I don't like leftovers from wolves! Eat it quickly! I'm going to call Li Bo! Let Tian Lu arrange the appetizers! Let's start when we come!"

Not long after Li Yunpeng finished eating his pig's trotters, the four of them had a drinking session. As a result, just after drinking a glass of beer, Tian Lu suddenly said:

"Oh! Highland barley wine is nothing more than that! It tastes like drinking cold water! I don't feel it at all! I can drink three and a half catties of this kind of baijiu and barely slip through it! Please give us the full height when you carry it next time Yes! It tastes better when you drink it!"

Li Yunpeng rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that instead of talking about three and a half catties of white wine, drinking three and a half catties of plain water, you might have to go to the toilet a few times, just about to say that you think your alcohol is low, go out and buy some alcohol to drink!

Wang Jingang has never been used to it. When Tian Lu was drinking, he would drink a few catties of white wine with his lips. He turned around and filled a teacup. After filling his own beer glass, he said with a cheerful smile

"Dude, it's not that the alcohol content is too low, it's that your glass is too small! If you drink too much, the alcohol content will increase! Now I'll change you to a bigger one. I'll learn from you today how to drink liquor!"

(End of this chapter)