My wonderful netizen husband

Chapter 53

Li Yunpeng was completely stunned when he saw a teacup full of highland barley wine. He thought that although Tian Lu's words took up a bit of room, but after drinking this cup, he might be short of drinking it, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Oh! As the saying goes, there is dragon meat in the sky, and donkey meat on the ground. Why do you two start drinking before eating! Come! Eat donkey meat!"

Tian Lu glanced at the wine in the teacup. Although he felt a little displeased, everyone in the station knew that he was two and a half catties of liquor, and he could drink beer casually. explain
"As soon as I hear it, I know that you are a foodie. At best, you are a fake alcoholic. For us drinkers, as long as there is wine, who is in the mood to eat meat! You eat donkey meat slowly! King Kong and I will try this wine first. What's the strength!"

Tian Lu picked up the teacup and saw that Wang Jingang didn't move, he was overjoyed at once, thinking that if someone at the wine table told him how good he was, then he would really be good. , otherwise others will not be embarrassed, but you will be embarrassed. Thinking of this, I am very proud to say
"King Kong! I remember you told me last time that your teacher thought you didn't study hard, and asked your dad to go back and change your name to Tie Gang or Ni Gang! Why haven't you started drinking yet, you Ni Gang are already drunk like mud It’s too soft! You can’t hold a wine glass anymore! If this is the case, you can eat donkey meat! Don’t forget! Dude, I have three and a half catties of baijiu, and the serious ones are in the kilogram class. If you can’t do it, don’t try your best!”

When Li Yunpeng heard the word Ni Gang, the donkey meat he had just picked up fell directly into the wine glass. He wanted to punch him to make him withdraw and turn off the phone, but this was out of style. He picked up the wine glass and touched Tian Lu. I didn't touch it, just poured it into my mouth, frowned and swallowed it, and said with round eyes
"Tian Lu, I'll tell you again, it's best not to make some jokes, otherwise you won't know how to die! Didn't you say three and a half catties of highland barley wine, to you it's just a slip of the tongue at best! I don't bully people, either. A teacup of baijiu is half a catty for you. As long as you can drink seven cups tonight, you will be the God of Dionysus! I’ve already finished drinking it. Are you being cowardly if you don’t drink it? If you don’t dare to drink it, then Put it down! From now on, don't tell anyone you meet, it's really embarrassing!"

Tian Lu watched Wang Jingang drink a beer glass of white wine, and blushed up to his neck, thinking that you dare to challenge me with such a small drinking capacity, it's really like a toad sneezing, he glanced at the teacup in his hand again, and shook it. shook his head and stared at him and said
"Dude, I don't recognize this gene in my bones at all. You asked me to drink seven glasses of beer in one go. I promise to drink seven glasses in a row without stopping! You asked me to drink seven glasses of liquor in one go. It's not drinking, but just playing with me again, I don't think there is any need to play with your life after drinking!"

Wang Jingang saw this kid start messing around, thinking brother, I already had a drink, and you didn't take a sip, so he wanted to fool me with a few words, there is no such good thing in the world, so he immediately filled up the wine for himself, ready to say two glasses Accompany him for a drink, and experience what a kilogram-level alcohol capacity is.

Seeing that Wang Jingang poured another glass, Li Bo couldn't help becoming nervous, because the boy's maximum amount was half a catty, and he had to drink it slowly. Quickly picked up his wine glass, touched Tian Lu's again, and said with a cheerful smile

"Oh! I'm really convinced you two! Why are you gambling in the river when you drink alcohol! Come on brother, I'll have a drink with you! Your glass is relatively big, I'll do it first as a respect! You can drink as much as you can, Let's not force people to drink!"

After Li Bo finished speaking, he drank the wine in one breath. He didn't expect that Tian Lu didn't take a sip of the wine just after he handed out the wine glass.
"Oh! Lao Li! I didn't say you! You don't drink too much when you drink all day long, and you talk more than shit! Did I say no to drinking? I just want to separate the seven glasses of wine, You can't drink it all at once! Are you two teaming up to pour me wine? You think I'm a big scare! It's too stupid to look down on people!"

Li Bo heard that he talked more than shit, so he wanted to grab a handful of melon seeds and smash them on the kid's face, asking him how he couldn't even speak human words at such a big guy I can't hold it down, but it is absolutely not allowed on the wine table. There is such a powerful person. Thinking of pouring the wine for myself here, I touched the Tianlu wine glass again and breathed a sigh of relief. I smiled and said coldly.

"Tian Lu! My brother sent you a word. From now on, speak softly and do things harder! Drinking words are not words, but drinking words come from your mouth, not from the place where farts come out! Tonight I will give up my life to accompany the gentleman, and let you have a good time! By the way, let’s see how much nonsense I have! I’ve already had three drinks! Shut up if you don’t drink, and watch how the three of us drink, do you hear me! "

Li Yunpeng looked at the three guys with swords drawn, and he was ready to die, thinking that there was such a good donkey meat!melon seeds!If you don't eat peanuts, it's just too spoiling to be angry here. I just planned to have a little episode to ease the atmosphere.

As a result, Tian Lu directly picked up the teacup, drank the wine in a few gulps like drinking cold water, glared at Li Bo, and said with extreme disdain
"Dude! Whether I drink or not, Tian Lu counts every word I say! Drink as long as you drink and talk less, and you can only call it hard power after you drink it all! Seeing that the glass is dry without me!"

Seeing this, Wang Jingang quickly grabbed the wine barrel, filled Tian Luman, and said with a smile like a flower
"Oh! Brother Lu really deserves to be huge! Come on, I'll fill you up! You're right, this wine doesn't have any strength at all, and three and a half catties may not be enough for you! But don't worry! This pot There are ten catties, and I promise to let you drink to your heart's content tonight!"

Tian Lu was fooled by a few words, and instantly felt that he was the reincarnation of the Jiuxian. He thought that if I dared to drink with a teacup, then I would have the confidence to drink with a teacup. Thinking of this, I laughed and said

"Good brother! How can I finish drinking ten catties of wine? Aren't you bullying me again for not drinking? The wine was brought back by Yunpeng, so my life should be my own! Come and pour the wine for everyone. It’s interesting to drink together! King Kong, don’t you think I’m right!”

Wang Jingang saw that Tian Lu had finished a teacup of wine in a few sips, and thought that this boy would not be far away from pouring wine on his own initiative. When he was about to pour wine for Li Yunpeng, he found that there was more than half a cup of donkey meat in the wine glass but not much, and he turned angrily rolled his eyes, pretended to be angry and said
"You kid is unconscious! I've already had two cups! Brother Li has already drunk three cups! Tian Lu's one teacup is gone! Why haven't you finished one cup, boy! You've finished the donkey meat! Hurry up and put away the cup I'll fill you up after you've finished your drink! Let's go one of four!"

(End of this chapter)