My wonderful netizen husband

Chapter 54

Li Yunpeng glared at it, grabbed a piece of donkey meat, and said in an extremely irritated manner
"Oh! The King of Hell is urging me to eat, what do you want to urge me! I used to think that I drank too much and ate too little, but today I want to clean up the table! Why do you think I drink too little! Why do you say I am so Difficult!"

Tian Lu drank a teacup of highland barley wine, and he didn't react at all. His confidence instantly doubled. He thought that three and a half catties seems to be too little, so I can drink this kind of wine in one breath. There is no problem at all after drinking half a pot of it. See these two guys Picking up, thinking that there will be no winner for a while, he rolled his eyes, picked up the teacup, and took a sip of the wine!

Seeing that Tian Lu started to drink by himself, Li Bo thought that he seemed to be drinking too much. If this continues, the night's drinking place will be over before it even started. He quickly interrupted Li Yunpeng's words and said angrily
"Yunpeng! You didn't buy the appetizers for you alone. You can see that Tianlu has already started to drink by himself. What are you still doing here? Get the cup quickly!"

Li Yunpeng saw that this guy drank alone, thinking that if this kid drank too much, he would not have a chance to drink again, so he quickly stood up and said
"Tian Lu is really sorry. I haven't eaten all day. I wanted to have a drink with you, but who would have thought that you are so impatient. Let's have a drink first!"

Seeing Li Yunpeng standing up, Tian Lu just picked up the teacup and was about to touch it and say that standing up does not count as drinking, but before he stood up, he lay down on Wang Jingang's bed, not a single drop of the teacup in his hand wasted, and poured it all on his clothes!
Seeing this, Wang Jingang ran over and took Li Yunpeng's washbasin, and said anxiously

"Li Bo! Excuse me, are you a dead person? Hurry up and get your head to the bed, don't spit me out!"

Li Yunpeng looked at his washbasin and was speechless for a moment, thinking how could this grandson spit in the washbasin, how would he wash his face in the future, so he hurried forward and grabbed the washbasin and said
"Brother! You are too unkind! Don't you have a washbasin yourself?"

Seeing Li Yunpeng's extremely funny expression, Wang Jingang couldn't help not laughing, snatched the washbasin over, glared at him and said irritably

"Oh! Don't make any more mess! Spit in your washbasin instead of pulling it on your face! If you don't want to use the washbasin he spit in, I'll go out and buy a new one tomorrow! It's better than washing the sheets Save yourself trouble! If you want to vomit, Tian Lu, vomit quickly!"

Seeing this, Li Yunpeng was completely speechless. He thought to himself that you had finished what Brother Monkey had said. What else could I say? As soon as he finished speaking, Tianlu suddenly stood up, closed his eyes tightly and said in a loud voice.

"I'm not drunk! I drink two and a half catties of liquor, and pour beer at will! How can I get drunk! Pour the wine and let's continue drinking!"

Li Yunpeng stared at him, thinking that he would keep saying this all day long, if you kept a low profile, you wouldn't overwhelm yourself, but fortunately, you got over it in such a short time, otherwise we'll see how you see people tomorrow!

As soon as Tian Lu finished speaking, he fell on Wang Jingang's bed again, hugging the pillow
"Little baby, come and sleep with my brother in your arms!"

As soon as the words were finished, Li Bo and the three of them glanced at the same thing first, and then burst out laughing, but Wang Jingang smiled and grabbed Tian Lu's hand, a little dumbfounded

"Dude, you can drink indiscriminately, but you can't sleep on the bed! You cuddle my pillow, what am I sleeping on! Go back to your house, baby, and wait for you to cuddle her to sleep!"

Wang Jingang pulled for a long time, but he didn't respond at all. He thought that your kid usually drinks half a catty of white wine and two bottles of beer, and tonight it's just over half a catty. ears, said with a wicked smile

"Good boy, you dare to pretend to be drunk here. Brother, I can't wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, but I can definitely wake up a person who is pretending to be drunk! I will count to three times. Believe it or not that barrel wine poured into your nose?"

Li Bo saw that Wang Jingang's ears had been deformed, but Tian Lu didn't respond at all, so he quickly broke the guy's hands and said angrily.

"I didn't see that your brother is already drunk to death! What are you messing around here! If you grab his ear in your hands, you won't have tears to cry!"

Wang Jingang looked at the drool-stained pillow, thinking that he would drink if he wanted to drink. He didn't know what it was called, so he gritted his teeth angrily, glared at Li Bo and said,
"You kid, don't stand and talk without back pain. You must not worry if you have a quilt at night! Where should I sleep at night?"

Li Yunpeng saw this and said directly

"Wait! Do you two mean to stop drinking? Could it be that it's over before it even started! I brought the wine back all the way, and you guys want to go back to sleep after dealing with it. Are you sorry?"

Seeing that Li Yunpeng was impatient, Wang Jingang pursed his lips angrily, thinking that you still have the face to say here, for us wine lovers, we don’t care what price we drink, but we are most afraid of drinking with people who have dropped prices like Tian Lu. Know what you called him for.

Seeing that Li Yunpeng was impatient, Li Bo thought that Tian Lu had drunk himself, and it wasn't the two of us, so why did he get angry at me here, but it was not easy to bring the wine back all the way, so he quickly gave it to these two guys. Passed the cigarette up and lit it, and said with a cheerful smile

"Two brothers! Be safe and don't be impatient! Tian Lu just drank too fast and accidentally fell asleep! He wasn't really drunk! Anyway, he won't be able to fall back to sleep anyway, why don't we drink and wait until he wakes up?" If you two don't think it's lively, I'll go out and call a few more people, what do you think of my proposal?"

When Li Yunpeng heard that this guy was going out to call someone, his heart skipped a beat, and he gave a hard look and said
"Look at you, comrade! King Kong had a bloodletting today, and he went out to buy pig's trotters! Donkey meat again! He bought so many melon seeds and peanuts! What's the matter with calling them here! If they come, the wine We must have enough to drink, but can these things still be eaten in our mouths? Thinking on your heels all day long!"

Wang Jingang rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that he really regretted not buying a few weighing hammers for this kid, otherwise it would directly knock out his teeth. Thinking of this, he grabbed the wine glass and said very seriously
"As the saying goes, if you have wine today, you will be drunk today. If you don't have wine in the future, you will drink cold water. Everything will be melted in the wine. Let's get drunk tonight! I did it! You can do whatever you want!"

Li Yunpeng saw Wang Jingang and Li Bo both holding up their wine glasses, and his heart finally fell to the ground. He quickly picked up his wine glasses and said cheerfully

"Okay! I love to hear that! What kind of wine do you drink if you don't get drunk! Then we will clink three glasses in a row! Then we will play poker dream tractor, and whoever loses will answer a question for each of the others! You must tell the truth!"

Li Bo drank the wine in one gulp, touched Li Yunpeng's wine glass with an empty glass

"Dude, are you drunk without drinking! That's called truth or dare! Hurry up and drink! I'll fill you up!"

(End of this chapter)