Consumer God

Chapter 108 Come again? !
After the taxi drove a long way, Han Lie's tense body suddenly loosened, and he collapsed in the seat, panting heavily.

Good guy, the stuff produced by the system is really exciting!
Can't stand it, can't stand it, it's so exciting!
The chewing gum that Han Lie chewed just now was a gift from when he bought fruit when he was a guest at Pan Ge's house.

【Sticky Fruity Gum】

[A box of 24 capsules, divided into 4 flavors]

[After chewing, the breath will be fresh and long-lasting, and the skin of the mouth will contain sugar for a long time, so as to maintain a good mood]

[Disadvantage: It will produce a certain amount of stickiness]

[Duration: 2 hours]

[Sweetness +50, Friction +50, Bioelectricity +50, Pleasure +50]

Among them, the taste is not the point, and the sweetness has nothing to do with Han Lie, and Han Lie didn't experience the bioelectricity, but the friction is really full of the experience.

Bonbonding!

He slumped on the chair and silently recited the "Liu Li Yuan Vow Sutra". After a while, Han Lie returned to normal.

Ababa, today is not a bad day.

I didn't win the IQ game, and I didn't lose the yin game.

Pan Ge is quite outrageous, but buddies are not bad either, if you meet your opponent, you will meet a good talent, perfect~~~
As for whether she will be angry...

Maybe, maybe not, but that doesn't matter.

As long as she still wants to take advantage of us, she can't turn her face in a hurry.

She is different from Xi Luting.

Xi Luting is a jihadist who has accumulated strength. Once he finds that the situation exceeds his own ability, he will explode himself and kill everyone.

Pan Ge prefers to control the situation, and will never do something like that.

What is there to be afraid of?

What Han Lie is best at is pulling. If he can't blow him up in one go, then wait for the dog to grind him to death slowly.

There is no woman who can't be dealt with by two kisses. If there is, kiss it twice.

A rogue skill plus a bunch of rogue props... Hehehe, whoever meets him will be unlucky~~~
……

Pan Ge was dazed for a while, then silently took out his phone.

Turn on the recording software, playback, fingers gradually clenched, knuckles turning white.

what a dog...

Not a single flaw was revealed, not a word of usefulness!
The recording failed to achieve the desired effect, and it was impossible to use it to intimidate Han Lie, so Pan Ge had no choice but to go back upstairs in a trance.

Before entering the door, she patted herself on the cheek, pulled herself together, and returned to her usual tranquility and introversion.

In the box, everyone was still peeling the crayfish slowly and chatting to pass the time.

Among them, Xiao Dongbei is the most active, flattering and coaxing her sisters-in-law to be happy.

Of course, without brother lie, he dare not call Xi Luting "sister-in-law three".

This guy's cleverness is sometimes ineffective, and today he is in a relatively clever state.

"...Don't talk about flirting with girls. My brother Lie usually doesn't have time to chat. He's either reading a book or replaying games. It's rare to see him chatting about playing games on QQ, right, Ding Ding?"

"Well, Brother Lie is really working hard."

Ding Ding has quietly finished posting the photos secretly taken before, and is now in a state of atonement, boasting Han Lie to a rare degree in the sky.

"Brother Lie's desk is full of serious books. I often see him flipping through the textbooks of his sophomore and junior years. It seems that he has almost learned all the professional courses."

"Yup!"

Xiao Dongbei slapped his thigh: "Otherwise, why is Brother Lie taking the first place?"

Xi Luting, Yu Yun and Fang Feifei listened with gusto.

Since Han Lie didn't go to class very often, they didn't know what Han Lie was doing every day.

In addition to summoning the meal card on time, it is really difficult to contact him.

When Pan Ge heard Xiaodongbei and Dingding's praise, his depression subsided a little.

Dog things are still quite outstanding in nature...

Don't worry, settle with him slowly!
She sat back to her original position calmly, Xi Luting casually took her into his arms, and was about to ask her what she wanted to do with Han Lie, but when she lowered her head and saw Pan Ge's lips, her pupils suddenly shrank .

Xi Luting raised her brows upside down, pulled Pan Ge into her arms with all her strength, and put it in her ear, and asked through gritted teeth.

"Where's your lipstick?"

Pfft!
Pan Ge's heart beat heavily.

Oops!

Big deal!

She is not an experienced girl. It is the first time to bobo, and she doesn't know the precautions. How would she know that she needs to apply lip balm after stealing it?

So, how to explain now?

Got, got, got eaten by a dog? !

No, no, no, beating is a trivial matter, embarrassment is more important than life and death!

As the thoughts turned, the city government that had been cultivated for a long time played a key role.

Pan Ge pursed his lips calmly, and replied casually: "I asked for a piece of chewing gum at the front desk just now, maybe I licked it off while chewing the gum."

"Oh……"

Xi Luting nodded.

Just as Pan Ge felt relieved, little classmate Queen immediately asked, "What lipstick do you use?"

Pan Ge's heart skipped a beat again.

"The Revlon I use won't fade easily. Your lipstick is either Dior or Armani, and it will fall off after eating chewing gum?"

Facing the sneering Xi Luting, Pan Ge's brain turned rapidly.

Soon, an excuse was found.

"I just went downstairs to buy a milk tea, I didn't put on makeup, I just put on lip balm."

Pan Ge's expression was so calm, showing no flaws.

To tell the truth, she wanted to chirp to herself.

As a result, Xi Luting suddenly bared his teeth and sneered, and almost bit her ear.

"is it?"

"Yes!"

"Hehe, chewing gum can still swell your lips? You can really do it..."

d(д)! ! !

Depend on!
My lip is swollen from being bitten by a dog? !
Pan Ge almost jumped up, but was firmly held down by Xi Luting. There was an ominous atmosphere gradually spreading.

"That...that might be spicy food...hehe..."

"You just ate some steamed scallops and clams, and the spicy crayfish didn't move at all..."

Xi Luting's voice was faint, as if it came from the underworld.

"Come on, don't force me to do it!"

You'd better do it directly...

Pan Ge couldn't think of any reason, but he made up his mind to fight to the end.

What trick?

I would rather find a mage later to summon my soul than confess!

"I don't know... Is it really swollen? Is it bad? It shouldn't be..."

Next, Pan Ge began to play dumb.

Xi Luting tried every means, but he couldn't tell the truth.

However, there was no need for Pan Ge to confess, Xi Luting himself had guessed.

Although she doesn't look very smart in other aspects, but when it comes to talking about big porn projects, she understands better than anyone else.

The only difference is...

Who took the initiative? !
Well, well, no matter who takes the initiative, anyway, my dog ​​man was gnawed by a stinky bitch!

Xi Luting's good mood was completely ruined.

Pan Ge would rather die than recruit, he was full of lies, and the jihadist's eyes gradually began to flash with a dangerous light.

Made, I have never tasted it!

The string of "reason" in Xi Luting's brain suddenly broke.

Ding Ding quickly lowered his head, trembling with fright.

But...how am I going to shoot the next flattery?

Little Northeast was not filmed.

In fact, Xi Luting was holding on, got up quickly, and went out with a cold face.

"Let's go back to the bedroom!"

……

Han Lie felt a little tired.

CF has a lot of pre-foundations, and the initial strength is not strong, but it is quite troublesome to learn technical movements.

And the communication is even more troublesome, the coach doesn't understand any Chinese, and Han Lie's English is not good enough to understand those professional terms...

The problem is huge.

Han Lie stopped the training in time, went to the front desk to find the beautiful lady, and started flirting with a "hey".

Two sentences of greetings, three sentences of jokes, and the sixth sentence went straight to the point.

"You translate for me, I treat you to chicken on weekends, you can pass the time and have a handsome guy to accompany you, right?"

The beautiful Miss Lisa was moved.

"OK, I like your arrogance, leave it to me!"

Miss Sister's Chinese is obviously not reliable, what is arrogance?
But she verified Han Lie's previous opinion - as long as you are brave enough, foreign girls are not scary.

To be honest, as long as you are cheerful and confident, you can flirt with any color.

Whether it is broken or not has something to do with appearance and wealth. To make friends, you only need to have a mouth.

As a result, Han Lie's training time gradually became more enjoyable.

Feeling comfortable after exercising, Han Lie turned on the mute of his phone when he returned to school, looked at WeChat, and felt happier.

The town house beast sent a greeting.

"Wow! One drags three, tough guy, you are awesome!"

Brother Lie was prepared in his heart.

He found out when Xiao Ding Ding was secretly filming, no need to ask, he must have complained to Xiangxiang again.

Brother Lie hit back with a cauldron and slammed it on Ding Yu's head.

"Ding Ding was afraid that I would tease his sister, so he refused to let me sit next to him, and forced me to sit between Xi Luting and Yu Yun. I thought he just wanted me to have more choices, but it turned out that he was ready to secretly Report?!"

"puff!"

Chen Yanfei and Ding Xiang, who watched the reply at the same time, burst into laughter.

Concubine Chen Yan gave Ding Xiang a thumbs up: "Your brother is really reliable!"

Ding Xiang couldn't laugh or cry: "It seems like a stupid thing he can do."

It was so reasonable that they both believed it.

Town House Beast: "No matter what the reason is, you're having a good time anyway, right?"

"What's so cool!"

Han Lie immediately sent two photos taken during the workout, and then he opened his mouth to explain.

"Just for one simple meal, I sat for less than 45 minutes in total, and hurried to the city to exercise, and I didn't dare to eat too much greasy food..."

"Yo? It's so rare...why do you suddenly think about exercising?"

Both Chen Yanfei and Ding Xiang were a little surprised.

Then, I saw the peak performance of the top predators.

"The last time you two came to my place, I was frightened. To be honest, if those three foreign students have been persistent, I really have no ability to protect you.

Later, I learned from the pain and felt that I should practice something.

Upstairs in this gym is the best boxing gym in Shanghai, I will go up and have a look after I have finished training..."

Are you moved?
That's for sure!
Unless you are just a nobody in other people's hearts, any girl will be moved by any liking.

In particular, the sweat stains on Han Lie's sports vest, as well as his gritted teeth and stretched face, can clearly show the hard work he has put in for this.

The most important thing is that Han Lie did his best first, and then gave the reason lightly.

Instead of selling your mouth in advance, and then just perfunctory.

Both Chen Yanfei and Ding Xiang were silent.

In the end, she replied with a complicated mood: "Then you go on, I wish you a real tough guy soon!"

Brother Lie chuckled, and collapsed on the back of the chair flattered.

Then, in a more indifferent and casual manner, he invited them out for dinner.

"I won the first place prize in the competition. I have already invited my classmates to dinner today. I was wondering when you two will have time...won't you win in the weekend?"

Chen Yanfei subconsciously looked at Ding Xiang.

Ding Xiang pulled her long hair at the temples, avoiding her gaze, and said softly, "Let him treat you alone..."

Chen Yanfei's pupils shrank, not knowing what Ding Xiang meant, whether it was what she thought.

*****
Thanks to the third lord of white porridge, Sahua~~~
(End of this chapter)