Consumer God

Chapter 109 Master of Traditional Chinese Medicine, Brother Ham

As soon as Brother Lie returned to the dormitory, he was completely confused by the news brought back by Ding Ding and Xiao Dongbei.

What happened to Xiluting? !
Normal self-explosion is understandable, why really...

Han Lie realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly logged into the QQ account, intending to test the outrageously crooked Queen's Court.

……

I can't really beat you, and normal means can't suppress you, so I can only continue my "villain" style and use the effective experience I have verified before to deal with you.

This is reasonable.

However, everything is too coincidental.

In short, as long as there are fewer coincidences, there will be no such thing as today.

All in all, the world is messing with people, and all kinds of bad relationships are tightly bound together, and they are all locked up.

As a result, everyone's fate has taken a big turn, going to a completely different path from the previous life.

After thinking about it, Brother Lie's scalp became numb.

The destructive power is really strong!
Han Lie regretted it very much.

I have never seen such a famous scene...

Again!

Well, it's impossible to do it all over again, and now is not the time to joke around.

Xi Luting's psychological problems are serious, and she can't be allowed to go on like this anymore, so she has to help her out.

Therefore, Han Lie made a serious suggestion.

Ham for cucumber: "The problem with you is that the Yang fire is too strong, so you have to hurry up and rectify it."

A croaking loneliness: "Ah? What do you mean?"

Ham for cucumber: "It's just that you have too much temper, you want to win no matter what, you have a weak fire, shortness of breath, and anxious heart, which leads to irritability, irritability, radical paranoia, and this is a disease."

A croaking loneliness: "╭(⊙o⊙)╮"

A croaking loneliness: "Master, do you still know Chinese medicine???"

Ham for cucumber: "How strange! I also know clinical psychology!"

A croaking loneliness: "Mom, is it true or not?"

Ham for cucumber: "According to your mental state, the probability of dysmenorrhea and irregular menstruation is infinitely high."

A croaking loneliness: "Damn!!!"

A croaking loneliness: "Master, you are amazing!"

A croaking loneliness: "Then what should I do? Go grab Chinese medicine? No!"

Ham for cucumber: ""Tao De" says: Husband and everything return to their roots. What is your root nature? As a girl, your nature is soft, quiet, yin, and water."

Ham for cucumber: ""Tao De" also said: "The most important thing is the light root, and the quiet is the king of impetuosity. This is even the truth."

Xi Luting was stunned.

Is there any truth to Brother Ham's words?

After careful consideration, it seems that it is indeed the case.

Extreme irascibility, irregular menstruation... Good guy!

Half fairy? !

A croaking loneliness: "Stop talking nonsense with you, I'll change the text, bye!"

As soon as she said goodbye, she immediately found out Han Lie's QQ account, struggled for a long time, and sent out a small emoji of "finger hook".

puff!
Brother Lie burst out laughing.

After thinking about it, I decided to give her a good time.

"Have you opened the room?"

Xi Luting's eyes widened, completely convinced by the dog man's brain circuit.

How do I return?
Accustomed to a strong style, it is difficult for her to soften immediately.

So, he replied nondescriptly: "I have to pay for the rent? Are you still a man?!"

I realized it was wrong after posting it, but it was too late.

Sure enough, the dog man immediately climbed up the pole: "Okay, I'll open a room, how long will you be there?"

Xi Luting covered his hot cheeks and spat.

"What is it? I promised to open a room with you? What a beautiful idea!"

"Anyway, I'm going downstairs to open a room now. If you don't come, I'll call Yu Yun."

The anger in Xi Luting's heart suddenly surged out again, and he continued to meditate: I am not angry, I am not angry, it is not worth being angry with a dog man, the big aunt is important...

After a long while, I typed cracklingly: "Your name! If Yu Yun lives in the dormitory today, you will have my surname from now on!"

Han Lie didn't reply again.

5 seconds, 10 seconds, half a minute, 5 minutes...

Xi Luting gradually began to feel guilty, and his premonition became stronger and stronger.

She hastily turned off the computer, went to the bar to check out, and hurried to the school gate.

That's right, she didn't go back to the dormitory.

She was too embarrassed to go back when she did that kind of thing impulsively before, so she went to the Internet cafe to kill time.

When she came to the school gate, she paused, and suddenly turned to the coffee shop across the road.

Going to the second floor and finding a place near the window, she took out her mobile phone and stared at the school gate.

Fifteen minutes later, her pupils shrank sharply, and she saw a familiar figure.

Depend on!
She typed hurriedly: "Where are you?"

Brother Lie leisurely replied with three words: "Hotel!"

Xi Luting was really dizzy.

The action is so fast? !

She didn't care about anything else, and asked directly: "Didn't you want to be called Yu Yun? Why did it come out as Pan Ge?!"

Han Lie, who was reading in the dormitory, was in a daze: What the hell?
What does it have to do with Pan Ge?
But it didn't take long for him to figure it out.

Good guy, is the emotional little cucumber squatting at the school gate to arrest people?
Can really have you!
However, why did Pan Ge go out at night?
If you don't understand it, you don't understand it, but it doesn't delay him in the slightest.

"Oh, Yu Yun is more or less meaningless. I think Pan Ge is more suitable."

Where does she fit in? !
Just because her chewing gum tastes like cherries? !

Xi Luting was about to explode with anger, and asked aggressively, "Which hotel are you in?!"

Brother Lie replied with a smirk: "Tell you, and then let you catch the scene? Do I look so stupid? "

Xi Luting was really anxious: "If you don't tell me, I can't help it?! I won't ask Pan Ge?!"

What?
And such a good thing? !
Han Lie was overjoyed, and smiled sullenly: "Do you think Pan Ge has the same IQ as you? If you can ask a word, I will lose!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Dog man, I won't be relieved even if I kill you!"

Xi Luting had just made up his mind to be as good as water, overcome strength with softness, and take good care of his body, but he completely broke his defense within half an hour.

Can you blame me?
No, I was right!
However, the split between Han Lie and Brother Ham also made Xi Luting more and more convinced that Brother Ham was indeed doing it for his own good, while Han Lie was purely an idiot who didn't know how to praise.

Looking up again, Pan Ge was gone.

She hurried downstairs, dropped 50 yuan on the counter, and chased after her.

She ran too fast, and when she called Pan Ge, she was already panting heavily.

As soon as the call was connected, the dull head was a question: "Why are you going?"

Pan Ge looked to the left and right for the first time, but did not find Xi Luting.

Puzzled and replied: "Go home. My mother suddenly said that her heart was not feeling well, and asked me to go back and be with her."

"Ha! What a good reason!"

Xi Luting gritted his teeth and sneered: "Do you think I believe it or not?!"

Pan Ge frowned, a little angry: "Are you crazy? It doesn't matter to me whether you believe it or not?! What obligation do I have to make you believe it?!"

Normally, she would not be so excited, but today, after being gnawed twice by someone, and then her mother was not feeling well, she was in an extremely rare period of irritability.

As a result, this fierce attitude made Xi Luting even more convinced that Pan Ge had a ghost in his heart.

"It's useless to talk less! Don't you just want to rob Han Lie from me? Don't you feel hypocritical?!"

Pan Ge suddenly felt guilty.

Rob Han Lie...

In a sense, yes.

But before being kissed by force today, her only thought was to hold Han Lie and overwhelm Xi Luting.

I really never thought about what would happen to Han Lie.

However, the dog man gnawed her like a big sucker, and finally came up with a subversive idea——

Anyway, it's always about the object, why can't it be Han Lie?

Good looking, outstanding ability, and another call...

It's perfectly fine!
Therefore, she is indeed going to grab a man from Xi Luting now.

Thinking about it this way, I felt not only very vain, but even a little weird.

You + me + Han Lie, isn't it too messy...

She forcibly calmed down and tried to break up with Xi Luting.

"Han Lie has nothing to do with you, but you want to chase me and occupy Han Lie, don't you think it's too domineering?

I don't have the freedom to do whatever I want, so why do you?
What you did to me today was too much, I don't scold you because I have quality, but you still come to mess around, do you think I'm easy to bully?

I warn you, don't force me, otherwise..."

Xi Luting immediately snapped back: "Otherwise what?"

Pan Ge was about to say something harsh, but suddenly an arm was put on his shoulder, and a faint voice rang in his ears.

She resolutely changed her words: "Otherwise, I can't do anything. If I'm a friend, can I still be really angry with you?!"

It's okay for a good girl not to suffer in front of her eyes, right?

Xi Luting laughed at Xiao Pan's shamelessness.

Panting half of his body on Pan Ge, he sneered and said, "Let's go, dear, I'll accompany you home to visit our mother!"

Pan Ge's mind was full of question marks.

Xi Luting, you must have some serious illness!
Why should I let you accompany me when I go home?

and many more……

Does she really care about me? !

I'll go, no way...

Pan Ge was shocked all over, and looked at her strangely: "I'm just staying at home for one night, why are you following so closely?"

"I'm afraid it's not safe for you to walk at night!"

"I don't walk at night."

Pan Ge hurriedly pointed to the intersection in front of him: "I'll go over there and wait for my family's car to pick me up..."

cut!
Are you treating me like a three-year-old child?

Xi Luting pouted in disdain, hugged Pan Ge and didn't let go.

"Is there a car to pick you up? That's even better, I will accompany you back, and you will accompany me back tomorrow morning, perfect!"

"Where is it perfect? ​​Tell me the truth, why do you have to pester me?"

"Miss you, okay?!"

"Damn! Are you really a man and woman who eat meat and vegetables?"

The two were entangled, when a Phantom drove up ahead, with double flashes, and gently stopped on the side of the road.

Xi Luting couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, and then showed a sneer.

Good guy, the acting is quite complete, huh?

Do you think I don't know that good hotels have courtesy cars?

"Let's go, get in the car!"

Xi Luting took the initiative to push Pan Ge to sit on the back seat of Phantom, holding her hand tightly.

If I let you out of sight for a second today, my sister will have your surname Han in the future!
Pan Ge was completely lost, and told the driver with a headache: "Drive, go home."

Phantom galloped all the way, and finally, it parked steadily in the parking lot of Pan Ge's old bungalow.

Xi Luting was dumbfounded.

Xiao Pan, what's wrong with you?

Why did you really go home? !

In a daze, he dragged Pan Ge out of the car, looked around, and finally confirmed that he had really arrived at Pan Ge's house.

No... Where is the problem?

Before he could figure it out, he looked up and saw Aunt Zhao Anni standing gracefully at the door of the villa.

He frowned tightly, and put his right hand on his chest, as if Xizi was holding his heart and I felt sorry for him.

Xi Luting hurriedly saluted and said hello politely: "Aunt Zhao, I heard that your heart is a little uncomfortable? I will accompany Pan Ge back to see you. How are you feeling?"

I feel very bad.

Zhao Anni pressed her chest hard and looked at her daughter holding hands with the goblin. She felt that her heart, which had never had any problems, was indeed showing signs of going on strike today.

Not only do I kiss in public, but I also have to take it with me when I go home to see my mother...

孽 孽!
What about Xiao Han?
Come quickly, Auntie will add money to you!

(End of this chapter)