The little robot is persuading me to chase the school grass every day

Chapter 1 Xue Wei is a little sweet
"Gugu da ~ gu gu da~"

"Cuckoo cuckoo~"

The excited chicken crowing sounded in his ears, Xue Wei turned over on the bed, the fragrant lobster in the dream was replaced by a group of big roosters, still the kind that can twist people, fluttering their wings and rushing towards her. .

Her feet seemed to be nailed by nails, and she couldn't move. When the big cock in the lead rushed in front of her, the cross-eyed eyes, which were smaller than the double eyelids, turned into a pair of deep eyes.

Dangerous, deep and full of aggression.

I can still hear the desperate hoarse call in my ears, "Dot. Dot."

"Fuck!"

Opening his eyes instantly, Xue Wei sat up from the bed with a grunt, his forehead was covered in cold sweat, and he lightly touched his chest, comforting himself, "It's okay, it's just a nightmare."

"It wasn't a nightmare."

"Fuck!"

The sudden and crisp female voice made Xue Wei's heart ride on the roller coaster again. It was still the kind that would kill people. She wrapped herself in a quilt and looked at the source of the voice with wide eyes in horror—

A slender girl stood beside her bed.

The early morning sun shines on her facial features, and you can see her smiling, sad face.

This, this is clearly her own face!
A mushroom cloud exploded in her head instantly, and all the sleepy bugs were scared away. Xue Wei pinched her man, closed her eyes, paused for two seconds, and opened it again. Suddenly, an enlarged version of her own appeared in front of her. Face.

"sleeping"

Covering her mouth, the little resentful opened the distance between the two with a smile, and the big mechanical eyes blinked smartly, "You have enough tone particles, I'm about to start talking, don't interrupt. Oh."

Xue Wei hurriedly made an "OK" gesture, and even nervously chirped, like the students who were forced to go online for business when the school leader was about to speak on the stage.

The small resentment is very satisfied with her wise actions, her bright facial features are beautiful, and she deliberately imitates the indifferent and ruthless appearance of a domineering president, and said in a cool and crazy tone, "Woman, I want to replace you. Live on in this world."

The more confused Xue Wei: "???"

Jimei, are you afraid that you haven't read too much of the general text of the stand-in dog blood tyrant?

This three-point thin, cool, three-point sneering, four-point nonchalant expression is not in place? !
"Introduce myself, my name is Little Resentment, I am a black-tech simulation robot from another parallel world," Little Resentful looked into the girl's eyes earnestly, and said with a succinct smile, "I am here to complete a Human obsession."

"If you don't want to be hidden in a little dark room right now, living a life of darkness, eating, sleeping, and eating, then"

"Fuck?! Replace me?"

Before the small resentment could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the excited Xue Wei, his big eyes began to glow green, and his hot eyes were as excited as his tone of voice, "Is there still such a good thing in the world?! Okay, okay. !"

Small resentment: "."

Something seems to be going wrong.
Could you follow the routine, please?
"I'm going to replace you!" The tone of the little resentful started to be fierce, holding the happy little face and shaking it fiercely, trying to shake the water out of her head, "Hey hey hey! Do you understand?! This is not Drill! Repeat! This is not a drill!"

Xue Wei was shaken until his head seemed to be filled with paste, revealing the essence of the sand sculpture, "Am I not the chosen daughter of God, who was chosen by God to win the lottery?"

"No," the little resentful seed of fried hair only felt that such a big job "opportunity" was ignored, and raised the corners of his mouth maliciously, "Your name is Xue Wei, you are a freshman in the business administration department of A University, just yesterday Move to a single dormitory."

"When you were young, you used your mother's skin care products to take a bath, stuffed peanuts into your nostrils and went to the hospital, secretly boiled tea eggs with your father's precious tea leaves, and, when you rolled around and said that you had low blood sugar, asked your father to go to the hospital to give it to you. A certificate of exemption from military training was issued."

"Your mother doesn't know about this."

The pupils suddenly widened, and each and every one of them was the glorious history of her, heartless eyes, Xue Wei from childhood to adulthood. .

The girl looked terrified like a frightened quail, just like the timid, pitiful and helpless image she imagined, the little resentful nodded with satisfaction, patted her shoulder, and every move was as smooth and natural as ordinary people. There is no stereotyped mechanical feeling in the slightest.

The voice is also full of emotion, "Dear, don't be nervous, I'm not a good person."

Xue Wei: "After you finish talking, I'm even more nervous."

"As long as you obey me, I won't hurt you," Little Resentful pinched the girl's face playfully, her eyebrows curving in a non-aggressive manner, "You can also rest assured, after completing the obsession, I will Disappear in this world without leaving any trace."

"After all, I don't belong to this world, and my appearance has violated the natural laws of the scientific community."

Sure enough, there are always things that science can't explain.

"So, you will disappear?" The materialist Xue Wei was opened the door to a new world, staring at the little face that was exactly the same as himself, the corners of his mouth raised a curious arc, "What makes you so persistent? "

Hearing this sentence, the small resentment fell silent for a while, the brilliance in the mechanical eyes dimmed, and the next second he showed a gentle smile, and answered inexplicably, "Sincerely."

Xue Wei: "It's nothing."

Little Resentment: ".It's gold and stone!"

She smiled embarrassingly, Xue Wei had a big heart, she could feel that this little robot had no malice towards her, she dared to rub her head, her realistic hair was much softer than hers, "So, what do you want me to do? what?"

"Find a person named Gu Li," Xiao Renzhong's smile was more sincere, his voice was sweet, and his words were not astonishing. "Draw in love with him."

Xue Wei: "Just this?"

"Your real body is a matchmaker robot, right?" Xue Wei's face was full of black lines, "You spared such a big circle just to let me find him to fall in love?"

The little resentful nodded, his hands clasped and his face full of yearning, "You have to love him sincerely, take care of him, care for him, protect him, maintain him, and give him meticulous care."

With the corners of his mouth twitching, Xue Wei answered honestly, "Am I looking for a boyfriend or a son for me?"

"He's very good!" The little resentful seemed to have guessed the principle, and instantly exploded, "He is your immediate senior, this year's sophomore year, the proper school grass of the Economics and Management Institute, gentle as jade, gentle gentleman, Gao Ling flower!"

Yo, human quality male.

Where can I get her?
"Don't you want me to be a third party for others?!" Xue Wei's brain was wide open, and he quickly said, "I tell you, I will never do anything that violates the principles!"

"Gu Li is single," Little Resentful replied with his hands pinched on his waist, seeing that she was unmoved, and opened his three-inch tongue, "Look, you are an adult, hurry up to find a boyfriend and start as soon as possible. "

"To avoid being lonely and dying in the future, no one at home will know about it!"

Xue Wei raised his eyelids, as if a dead pig was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, and said with a small mouth, "Why, he can buy me a resurrection armor when he knows?!"

Small resentment: "."

A screen suddenly appeared in the empty mid-air, on which clearly played the scene of a strong rural man carrying a small pig to be disemboweled. Desperate howls sounded in his ears, and 3D stereo sound effects were played in a loop.

Without saying a word, the little resentful conjured a kitchen knife out of thin air, with light blue fluorescence, and pointed straight at it, "Send you a word."

"A disobedient pig cannot see the sunrise."

Xue Wei: "."

Boneless, Xue Wei made a "little man kneel" gesture with his fingers expressionlessly, saying that he would be cowardly, with a strong desire to survive, "I'm sorry, Ba Ba, I was wrong."

Little resentful nodded, the kitchen knife still pointed at her, "You go out today, I will go out tomorrow, and so on. In the evening, report what you did that day truthfully. If there is an emergency, you can ask me to change shifts."

"Am I very kind~"

The villain in Xue Wei's heart complained silently, with a smile on his face, "I thank you."

"It's okay, this is what you should thank."

"."

"By the way, I still have a big gift for you." The girl behaved well, and the little grudge put away the kitchen knife and pulled out a piece of green clothes and matching small shoes out of thin air like a conjuration. "

The corners of her mouth rose, and just as Xue Wei was about to thank her politely, she saw clearly what that green thing was, and the smile froze on her face.

Camo!hat!Little Maza!
Isn't this a full military training uniform? !

A bad feeling came to mind, Xue Wei's eyes widened and he was about to say something, when the phone at the bedside suddenly vibrated.

"Jingle bell bell bell~"

A string of unfamiliar local numbers appeared on the screen, Xue Wei watched the little resentful raising his chin, and dubiously pressed the answer button, "Hello? How are you?"

"Student Xue Wei, isn't it? Hello, I'm your counselor. I'm sorry to disturb your rest." There was a female voice on the other end of the phone, the end of which was raised, and seemed to be very happy, "My name is Jinlian."

"Oh, hello, Teacher Pan."

".Student, my surname is Jin."

"I'm sorry Teacher Jin," Xue Wei raised her forehead sadly and asked politely, "Teacher, do you have anything to ask me?"

The other end of the phone cleared his throat, "That's right, didn't you volunteer yesterday that you can overcome the low blood sugar military training? You also took the military training uniform from me. The teacher called just to tell you that you are doing the right thing. , I support you very much."

"It is precisely because of your courageous and courageous actions that many students in our class participated in the military training spontaneously, and their minor problems were cured. You really are Hua Tuo alive!"

Xue Wei's face froze, a bad premonition permeated his heart, and his big eyes subconsciously looked in the direction of the little resentful.

Digging out from his pocket, the little resentful smiled like a bear child, took out a handful of scraps of paper and threw them in the air like a goddess scattered flowers, and scattered them on the ground, and there was a vague "certificate of exemption from military training". A few large characters and a clear official seal of the hospital.

A screen suddenly appeared in mid-air, similar to the appearance of an airdrop box, and there was a line of clear characters on it—

Little Resentful Seeds has provided you with a military training spree as a meet-and-greet gift, and please give a five-star praise.

The whole person was petrified in place, and Xue Wei seemed to be struck by thunder, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Military training came too fast like a tornado.

　La la la, open the text!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)