The little robot is persuading me to chase the school grass every day

Chapter 2 Xue Wei Two Sweet

Buckling the belt to the tightest, Xue Wei no longer remembered how he hung up the phone, so he put his hat on his head with no remorse, and his whole body exuded a kind of "Who will go to hell if I don't go to hell?" "The righteousness is awe-inspiring.

He raised his head and glanced at the hour hand that pointed to six, sighed faintly, and looked at the initiator with resentment.

Little resentful completely ignored her small eyes that could kill, and shoved a cup full of water into her hand, not forgetting to put sunscreen in her pocket, and her mouth was plausible, "You need to take good care of sunscreen, in case you get sunburned, If there is a gap between us, it would be bad to be recognized.”

"You don't care about me at all, hum," Xue Wei only felt heartbroken, clutching her heart, and questioning the scumbag's tone, "Who is it because of me being reduced to such a field?!"

"Because of love~ So love~" Xiao Chuan answered her question with a singing voice, keenly aware of the girl's expression freezing, wisely changing the track, her tone became light, "Because we are a family~ a family who love each other. ~”

Xue Wei sneered, pinched her cheeks, and sang deliberately coolly, "Because after 1000 years, the world will no longer have me~"

"What the hell did you do yesterday?! Be honest!"

The little resentful looked at her with an innocent expression, "I just went to the counselor with your face, and I happened to meet a few classmates in this class who were opportunistic and didn't want to train in the military, and said in front of them with great righteousness and dignity. You can train yourself."

"Tear the certificate of exemption from military training to shreds, and say loudly, 'As the flower of the motherland, we must stand tall in the sky, and only then can we build a beautiful China'!"

"Because my words were very convincing, not only did the teacher applaud me, but several classmates also expressed that they could stick to military training and overcome difficulties!"

The corner of Xue Wei's mouth twitched, and there was still a little desire to survive, "When you were leaving, what were the expressions of those classmates?"

He raised his head and thought for a while, and the small resentment was very honest, "They have been looking at me with big eyes, as if the eyes are not very good, and they are still clenching their teeth when they speak, they should go to the dentist."

That's gnashing of teeth!
You really gave me a wave of hatred!

No need to imagine, Xue Wei can guess what kind of wind and rain is about to face today, and sighed faintly, "God!"

"Don't call God your grandfather, he doesn't love your granddaughter at all," Little Resentful continued, staring at the identical face, "Military training is a good opportunity to enhance your relationship with your classmates. Grab it and try to mingle with them!"

Xue Wei sneered, "Oh, I will indeed be labeled as 'one piece'."

"Little resentful, be yourself."

"Sorry, I'm not a human, I'm a machine."

"As expected, you're not even a person."

Fingers tidied up the girl's collar, and the little resentful is very understanding, "Because you are not familiar with your life and you are not familiar with university life, I don't ask you to go to Gu Li now, how about it? I am not embarrassed. Are you?"

"You asked me to clean up the mess, wouldn't you be embarrassed?" Xue Wei raised his voice and vividly said, "It's like a thief stole all my money."

"I also wish you Gong Xi Fa Cai."

"There's no way," Little Resentful laughed, shrugging his shoulders, like a girl, "In the adult world, except for hair loss and gaining weight, it's all difficult."

"Get rich and crazy, you have to get one."

With a sigh, Xue Wei had no choice but to push the door open. Before leaving, she didn't forget to say a few words, "Remember to lock the door, don't make a sound, and I'll be back at night."

Nodding obediently, the little resentful seed stood by the door with the suspicion of being cute, "Goodbye, Makabaka."

Raising his eyebrows, Xue Weiwei replied with a black belly like a fox, "Goodbye, don't be silly."

After saying that, he closed the door of the dormitory.

Are you still pursuing Gu Li? !Chasing you!
The robot is unkind, calling 110 is useless, and always scare her with a kitchen knife, then she Xue Wei is simply unrighteous!

She is the leader of the rebellious world. She is born to be rebellious, and she is best at violating and falsifying yang and yin!

See who can play who!

playground.

The weather at the end of August seemed to be on fire. Even in the early morning, there was no charity to cool the earth. The sun was hanging in the sky, and it was working hard to shine, making the whole world blazing hot.

The little green men hid in the only shady place, all with fear in their eyes, some holding fans, some holding hats, sticking out their tongues like dogs.

A slender figure appeared, and all eyes looked at the same, and there were even a few hostile glances full of indignation and resentment. Xue Wei pretended to be nothing with his hands in his pockets, his face was steady, and his heart panicked. force.

I'm afraid it's the "pond fish" who was implicated by the petty grudges yesterday.

The faint smell of gunpowder smoke was burning in the air. Xue Wei imagined that her college time would be wonderful, but she didn't expect it to be so "wonderful".

I never imagined that on the first day of military training, she was "well-known" by the public.

At seven o'clock sharp, each class was led into the playground by the instructors, divided into small groups and occupied territories, and then the instructors conducted individual training.

Everyone was neatly arranged according to the size, and they all looked at the man in the military uniform at the front.

"Hello everyone, starting from today, I will be the military training instructor of your tenth class," the man's voice was sonorous and powerful, his hands behind his back, and a friendly smile evoked the corners of his mouth, "My surname is Liu, just call it Instructor Liu. ."

"In the next half month, I hope to get along well with you all!"

Feeling the kindness of the instructor, classmates, you look at me, I look at you, all are relieved.

It seems that the instructor is not as strict as he imagined.

Even Xue Wei felt that their days in the future might be better.

But the imagination is full, and the reality is skinny.

Instructor Liu quickly shattered their beautiful illusions.

"Take a break, stand at attention, and turn left!"

"Left! Left! Are you right?"

"Look at me? My face grows from left to right?!"

The scorching sun was scorching hot, and the little green men lined up to turn left and right following the order, maintaining a posture.

For half an hour, everyone's spirits were highly tense, and sweat kept flowing from their faces.

After turning left and right for a while, Xue Wei's head gradually entered chaos, and he almost lost his direction several times.

Instructor Liu raised his wrist to look at the time, showed his true temperament, and coughed twice, "Everyone has it! Turn right!"

Xue Wei hesitated for a moment and turned around subconsciously——

Accidentally bumped into a face-to-face with a female classmate on the side.

The female classmate widened her eyes and muttered silently, "Wrong turn! This is the left!"

"Xue Wei!" Instructor Liu didn't ignore her mistake, came over with a frown, and asked seriously, "What's going on? You're also infected and you're left and right?!"

Everyone's eyes swept over, some were curious, some were worried, but most of them were gloating at the good show.

Sweat dripped down his cheeks, Xue Wei's brain was running fast, his big eyes were twitching in his sockets, trying to save the death scene of the society, "Report!"

"speak!"

"I'm not indifferent," Xue Wei raised his head and looked at Instructor Liu seriously, using Ah Q's spirit, like a self-deprecating sand sculpture, "I'm just"

"I want to tan myself more evenly."

Instructor Liu: "."

God tm let myself tan more evenly...

A self-deprecating joke made the surrounding classmates laugh at the same time, and all looked at the girl in the front row, as if they were looking at some kind of warrior.

His brows furrowed. Instructor Liu also wanted to try his best to pretend to be serious, but the corners of his mouth were very disobedient.

After coughing twice, Xue Xiaowei raised his eyebrows like a fox, and played the essence of sand sculpture, "Report!"

"I'm not smiling! I'm hiding my sadness with a smile!"

Instructor Liu: "Student, did you graduate from the Academy of Dramatic Art?"

"Report instructor, I graduated from Sand Sculpture Academy!"

The classmates couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Reluctantly waving his hand, Instructor Liu looked at the girl with helplessness in his eyes, raised his wrist and looked at the time on his watch, a wicked grin flashed across his eyes, "Are you tired, classmates?!"

"tired!"

"Haven't you eaten? Be loud!"

"tired!!!"

"Okay, let's play a little game to relax." Instructor Liu smiled amiably, put his hands behind his back, and deliberately glanced at the girl in front of his eyes, repeating with meaning, "Don't worry, it's very fun. ."

There was a bad feeling in Xue Wei's heart.

In the next second, Instructor Liu picked up the whistle and blew it hard. The whistle was loud, "Everyone has it! Push-up preparations!"

As soon as the words fell, the students immediately began to cry.

Instructor Liu passed with a fluttering look.

She knew there was nothing wrong.

Looking up at the scorching sun in the sky, Xue Wei let out a long sigh. Facing the reality, like the other students, he was lying on the ground with his hands on the ground.

Nodding with satisfaction, Instructor Liu started to count with a smile, "Prepare! Start!"

"One! Two!"

"Eight! Nine! Ten! Nine! Eight!"

"Hey! Why did you only do five! Come on! Go on!"

Why can't Instructor Liu count? !

Lie to children!
Instructor Liu didn't care about their gnashing teeth at all, and even squatted down with a smile, looking at the students who kept doing push-ups, and asked mischievously, "Is it fun?!"

The students said in unison, "It's not fun!"

"It's not fun, that's fine, let's change it," Instructor Liu was very understanding, and continued with anticipation, "Then let's play squats!"

"."

"Ask you again, is it fun?"

".fun."

"Then it's fun to play for a while, and see, the instructor pampers you!"

"."

Thanks, duck doesn't have to.

(End of this chapter)