Manchu traitor, how can you let me be the emperor of the ages

Chapter 181 Stomach Cold!A tasteful match between the monarch and his subjects!
"Cai Jing?" Li Gan looked up from the pile of memorials.

The old eunuch standing beside hurriedly picked up the kettle wrapped in cotton cloth, and poured steaming water into the teacup with yellow dragon pattern.

The hot water is mixed with the slightly cold tea in the tea cup, and the temperature is still slightly high.

Li Qian stretched out his hand to pick up the teacup and drank it slowly: "Please come in."

"Yes, Your Majesty." The little eunuch hurriedly responded and walked out quickly.

He trotted all the way to the outside of Ziwei Hall: "Master Cai, follow me."

The little eunuch led the way, Cai Jing followed behind, the palms in the big sleeves were secretly rubbing to get some warmth.

But these are not the most important, the important thing is the road ahead... Seems a bit wrong?
Cai Jing frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

"Isn't Your Majesty in the Nuan Pavilion? Are you leading the way?" He frowned and looked at the little eunuch in front of him.

"Ah?" The little eunuch who led the way was stunned: "That's right, His Majesty is not in the Nuan Pavilion, but in the Political Affairs Hall."

Cai Jing was startled, and nodded heavily: "I see."

After that, he didn't say any more, but walked forward with the little eunuch.

The winter in the capital is very cold. Walking in the long corridor, although the doors and windows are closed, the cold has not been reduced by half.

I don't know if it's Master Cai's illusion, but it's actually a bit colder here than outside.

"Ahead is the Political Affairs Hall, Mr. Cai, please." Going around, the little eunuch brought Cai Jing to the gate of the Political Affairs Hall.

"Ah."

Cai Jing nodded, straightened his back a little because of the cold, and pushed the door open with big strides.

But the next moment, Master Cai had the urge to retreat.

It's just because the Zhengshitang is a bit colder than the corridor, like an ice cave.

He looked intently, but found that several furnaces in the temple were cold, and there was no sign of them being lit.

There was a whining sound of wind, and Cai Jing looked over subconsciously, and found a half-open window, and cold wind was pouring in continuously from outside.

There is also a brass charcoal basin under the window, the silver charcoal in it is about to burn out, breathing the last sparks under the cold wind.

The corner of Cai Jing's mouth trembled, he lit the charcoal again, and opened the window wide, what kind of configuration is this? ?

Is this the palace or the underworld?Ziwei Hall or Hades Hall? ?

"Shang Shu Zuo Servant Cai Jing, attend Your Majesty." Cai Jing endured the cold in the hall and bowed to salute.

"Pingshen, my big companion gives me a seat."

Li Gan smiled and took a sip of hot tea: "It's been a long time since I and Cai Qing's family have seen each other."

Of course, he didn't know that Mr. Cai was so afraid of the cold, otherwise Li Qian would have to carry forward the beautiful tradition of respecting the old and loving the young, and open all the windows and doors wide, so that Mr. Cai can experience what the original Beijing winter is.

When Cai Jing sat on the small round wooden stool, he felt that the small wooden stool under his buttocks was like a piece of hard ice. The chill penetrated through the big cotton trousers and directly penetrated to his old buttocks.

The symptoms of kidney deficiency are not only kidney deficiency. According to Li Qian's understanding of Chinese medicine, many patients with kidney deficiency symptoms will also be accompanied by symptoms of spleen and stomach deficiency and cold.

As long as these people are under the navel, or when their buttocks get cold, their stomachs will churn.

As for why he knew... Li Gan knew such a friend in his previous life...

Of course, today's Mr. Cai also has this kind of trouble. At this moment, the cold is coming from Xiasan Road, which makes his sphincter muscles a little out of control, and he has an urge to have diarrhea all his life.

Fortunately, the chill in the temple assisted his muscles to tighten, so that this tragedy did not happen.

If the news got out in front of His Majesty, Cai Jing felt that he didn't have to preside over any meeting, and he would just resign from his post and return home.

Those bullets from the mad dog censor will soon fly over like snowflakes, such as the emperor's disrespect, what insults the dragon's nose, what the country's shame...

Such memorials will be copied along with the mansion, sent to various places in Dagan, spread throughout the vassal states, and will become the laughing stock of the common people.

At that time, even if he, Cai Jing, still wants to continue working with the cheek, Manchu civil and military will not allow it.

In addition, although there is not enough evidence, Cai Jing still feels that the small cursive script incident some time ago was secretly planned by His Majesty the Emperor.

Can come up with such a damaging trick, Cai Jing didn't even dare to imagine what kind of vicious words he would use to describe the situation of face-to-face diarrhea...

Even though it was extremely cold, Master Cai Jingcai, who had just walked on the edge of the political cliff, still broke out in a few drops of cold sweat.

He didn't even dare to make big moves now, he just wanted to warm up the stool as soon as possible.

"Your Majesty, I'm here today because I have something to play."

Cai Jing's body froze, and his voice trembled slightly: "As for the candidate for the deputy examiner of the general examination, I still think that the person from the Sixth Department of Shangshu is more suitable."

Since there is no warm pavilion, let's make a quick decision, and run away as soon as you finish talking.

Holding the teacup, Li Gan warmed his hands and looked at Cai Jing curiously, thinking that this guy is so angry?

I feel cold, is he still sweating?
It doesn't look like kidney deficiency at all...

"What's wrong with Cai Qing's family?"

Li Qian looked at him with concern: "Could it be that this hall is still a little hot?"

As a young man, it is impossible to lose to such an old man, right?

He turned to look at the old eunuch: "Da Companion, why don't you go and put out the charcoal, and then open the window?"

When Cai Jing heard this, he almost froze... It was both psychological and physical.

"Your Majesty, I'm fine..."

He reluctantly explained: "It's just...it's just an old problem. I like to sweat no matter whether it's hot or cold. It's too cold, not too hot."

The old eunuch stopped walking towards the window, and turned to look at Li Gan.

"I sweat when I'm cold..."

Li Gan looked at the old fat man, and wondered, what kind of heavyweight anti-human species is this?
"In this case, let's light the carbon first."

Li Gan drank hot tea, and complained to Cai Jing in an emotional tone: "Actually, I am also a person who is afraid of the cold."

"It's just that the situation is tense now, there are troubles everywhere, there are wars, and disaster relief, the treasury is tight, and there are frequent emergencies. It's not easy to work hard on this family."

"Originally, I still like to review memorials in the East Nuan Pavilion, and it is warmer there. But if I burn there for one day, I can use the charcoal for ten days here."

He shook his head with emotion, his whole body glowed with poverty: "There is no money in the national treasury, and my internal funds have bottomed out, and I can't afford to burn, so I can only come here..."

Cai Jing was already in a hurry, but at this moment, seeing that His Majesty has not gotten to the point and is still rambling, he couldn't help but remind him: "Your Majesty, you are the most respected person in the world, and you should pay more attention to the important affairs of the court."

"Let's leave these small things like heating to the servants below."

"It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice~"

Li Gan shook his head and sighed, "No one can turn out charcoal fires for warmth."

"Although I am suffering from the cold at the moment, I am thinking about the people in the world. How many people will there be who can't afford charcoal at this moment?"

Now the round stool under Cai Jing's buttocks has been warmed, but the swelling and falling sensation in his buttocks is still like a tide, hitting the last line of defense one after another.

This is not a piece of shit, this is his Cai Jing's official position, it is glory and wealth.

Pull it out and it's gone!

Cai Jing's face turned red, and he forced a smile and said, "Your Majesty is benevolent, but every year many people freeze to death during the winter, and it is normal for some people to die."

"Compared to this, it is still more important to try."

Then he raised his dantian angrily, and did not give His Majesty the emperor another chance to speak, and forcibly brought the topic to the examination: "Your Majesty, after the new year is over, it is time to hold the examination. I saw the document from the Ministry of Education and said that the deputy I wonder if His Majesty knows about the examiner?"

Li Gan sized him up for a moment, then said, "Of course I know."

On the other hand, he is also guessing.

Li Gan is not blind, so he can naturally see that something is wrong with Cai Jing.

This guy seems a little anxious...

Just why is he in such a hurry?

Cai Jing then said in a deep voice: "Your Majesty, the Ministry of Rites has just gone to look for ministers again. After discussing with Wang Zongbo, both of us feel that the Minister of the Sixth Department of Shangshu is the most suitable assistant examiner."

"The servants of Zhongshu Sheng and Shangshu Sheng are skilled in government affairs, but they mostly have inner courts and have little contact with outer courts. If they directly serve as deputy examiners, they may not cooperate properly with other officials."

"If it involves a test, it's not appropriate."

Li Gan narrowed his eyes slightly. According to this, the inner court should return to the inner court, and the outer court should return to the outer court, so it can't be changed?
Also, since Wang Mang came to talk to him about the deputy examiner, it is probably impossible for him to take the initiative to talk to Cai Jing again, and say something to support the six ministers.

This old guy is quite good at talking nonsense...

Li Qian didn't express his thoughts, but shook his head lightly, frowned and said, "What Cai Qing's family said makes sense."

"It's just that Qin Xiangzhen said this. He thinks that the Minister of Shangshu is the Minister of the Ministry, and the Minister of Zhongshu and the servant who is under the door are also the servants."

"Treat everyone equally, and don't treat them differently. I also felt that this was very reasonable at the time, so I agreed."

Li Gan said with some embarrassment: "You can't go back on promises to others, let alone promises to Prime Minister Qin?"

Here, here again!

Cai Jing couldn't help the numbness of his scalp and buttocks.

The last time he came to let His Majesty change Qin Hui's mind was the last time.

That time the two dragged each other for a long time, and in the end Cai Jing not only failed to fulfill his wish, but also stagnated his anger, and in the end Song Min returned to the capital.

But this time is different. Last time Song Min was only involved in a Longxi County, but this time it involved so many Jinshi, and it involved the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty in the future.

Cai Jing resisted the feeling of swelling in his large intestine, and continued: "Your Majesty, what Qin Xiang said actually makes sense."

This time the situation was 'critical', and he also learned to be smart, and stopped directly refuting and attacking Qin Hui's words: "It is very fair for the ministers of Zhongshu Province and Menxia Province to participate."

"It's just that the minister thinks that participation is participation, but the actual candidate still needs to be carefully considered."

Li Gan suddenly understood what he meant: "You mean, let me appoint a servant of the sixth department of Shangshu?"

Cai Jing hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, it's not an official decision. I just think that the servants of the Sixth Ministry are more experienced in dealing with foreign court affairs."

Li Gan pondered for a moment, then nodded. He wanted to follow Cai Jing's words. As long as Cai Jing said that he wanted Han Mulu to be the deputy examiner, Li Gan was sure that he would fail.

"Cai Qing's family, who do you think is the most suitable assistant examiner?"

It's just that Cai Jing still retains his basic rationality even if shit is imminent.

He replied in tactful words: "Your Majesty, the six ministers are strong and weak, but the overall ability to achieve the position of minister is almost the same."

"I see……"

Li Qian secretly lamented how slippery this old man was, and continued: "If we really want to limit the scope to the six books of Shangshu as in previous years, I have an idea."

"I remember that Yan Lide, the left servant of the Ministry of Industry, has never served as a deputy examiner, right? This person is capable of doing things, and he is praised by Yuwen Shangshu. I think it's better to let him take the position of deputy examiner?"

"Your Majesty, the candidate for the deputy examiner is always decided after the end of the year. Isn't it too early to decide now?"

Of course, Cai Jing would not reveal his past with His Majesty the Emperor, his attitude was as viscous as the mixture in his intestines.

"Of course, His Majesty's holy decision is based on one heart, and there must be His Majesty's reason. The minister will definitely ask the Ministry of Rites to consider it carefully."

When choosing a deputy examiner, the right to speak of the Ministry of Rites is the most important, followed by others such as the Emperor, Zhongshu Sheng, and Menxia Sheng.

And he, Cai Jing, is a servant of Shangshu. According to the law of the court, he has the power to order the Minister of Rites.

Cai Jing felt that Wang Mang could be obedient, and he could directly choose Han Mulu, with the support of other forces in the six parts, and the voice of all officials... This situation can be said to be stable and stable.

When the time comes, the result will be certain, and His Majesty the Emperor is powerless to change it.

So now he just has to fool around.

Of course, Li Qian would not let the sticky Cai Jing get rid of him so quickly: "It seems that Cai Qing's family doesn't object anymore?"

He chuckled lightly and said: "That's good, I will announce the decision right now, and let Yan Shilang prepare in advance."

Cai Jing sat on the heated stool, the turmoil in his stomach had already eased, and at this moment he hurriedly stopped: "Hold on, Your Majesty."

"Your Majesty, this is inappropriate."

Facing Li Qian's gaze, Cai Jing explained: "It's not Chinese New Year yet, and the servants of the various ministries haven't reported to the Ministry of Rites to fight for the position of deputy examiner."

"If you make a rash decision now, wouldn't it chill the hearts of all the servants?"

"Furthermore, according to court practice, in order to prevent information from leaking, the examiners must be locked in the Tribute Court before the candidates for the examiners are announced."

"If it is announced now, the deputy examiner will also be locked in the tribute courtyard and cannot go out. Isn't this a bit too...inhumane?"

"The sooner the examiner makes the decision, the more likely the news will spread. I think it's better to make the decision later in order to be on the safe side."

Li Gan was silent for a moment. He wanted to throw out Wang Mang's remarks that day, but he always felt something was wrong, so he didn't continue to speak.

And with this pile of reasons, he really couldn't refuse them.

However, Li Qian had expected this before, and he didn't completely say what he said when he spoke, and now there is still room for change.

"it is good."

Li Qian nodded: "Then it will be the same as in previous years, and the candidates for the examiner will be determined after the end of the year."

"As for Cai Qing's family, you only choose candidates for deputy examiners in Shangshu Province..."

Li Gan pretended to ponder for a moment: "I will consider it carefully, and at the same time I will ask Prime Minister Qin for his opinion."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Cai Jing seemed to have anticipated Li Qian's reaction, and directly cupped his hands and said, "I will be grateful if your Majesty can consider your opinion."

Li Gan frowned slightly, and put down the teacup in his hand, subconsciously feeling something was wrong.

What does it mean?
Do you want to stop pestering?This doesn't match his stickiness just now!

Li Gan looked at Cai Jing in front of him, and saw that he was propping his knees with his hands, and his face was still a bit grim. He stood up, and a few drops of cold sweat oozed from his forehead.

"Your Majesty, please leave."

Seeing him so happy and agile, Li Gan felt that something was wrong.

Could it be that the purpose of coming into the palace is to chatter?Then why was he in such a hurry just now?

And now he is in such a hurry to leave.

"Cai Qing's family, don't worry."

The more anxious he was, the more Li Gan didn't want to let him go: "I see that you are sweating a lot, it seems that you are freezing."

Li Gan said with a smile: "Why don't you follow me to the East Nuan Pavilion, and I will let people burn the earth dragon and the flue, and I want to have a long talk with you."

Cai Jing was speechless, thinking what did you do long ago? ?

He stretched his already frozen legs, then hurriedly stopped trembling, clamped his legs slightly, and said with a dry smile: "Your Majesty, I don't want to disturb Your Majesty because of my humble opinion and affect His Majesty's review of memorials and processing It's a big deal for the court."

"How about that?"

Li Qian got up and walked forward from behind the table, and patted Cai Jing's shoulder with a smile: "Cai Qing's family, you are too modest."

"Let's go to Dongnuan Pavilion, I will give you a banquet, we two need to have a good talk."

His Majesty's hand was not weak, and it seemed to have some kind of magical power in it. Every time he slapped it, Cai Jing's plump body trembled, and his face became even more ugly.

After His Majesty finished taking three shots, Master Cai's complexion had turned purple.

Cai Jing even had an illusion that those sticky, energetic and aggressive things had partly escaped from prison, broke through the pass, and came to this wonderful world.

He could only twist his frozen legs and squeeze them as hard as he could, trying not to let the big "game" collapse.

Of course Li Qian didn't know that the person next to him was a "big bomb". If he knew the truth, he would have been hiding far away.

It's just that Cai Jing's face still surprised Li Gan, and he subconsciously took half a step back, so don't be fooled by him.

"Cai Qing's family, you..."

He also sensed something was wrong, and hastily turned his head to look at Wei Zhongxian: "Big companion, send the imperial physician quickly!"

If Cai Jing fell here, it would be difficult for Li Qian to explain.

"No, Your Majesty!" Cai Jing hurriedly waved his hands.

The records of the imperial physician's medical practice will be recorded and checked by the provincial government. If the imperial physician really finds out that there is a lot of shit...then it's not much different from pulling it out on the spot.

Cai Jing could almost imagine what was written on the censor's bullets, talking to His Majesty with his chest full of shit, it was disrespectful...

Don't look at this weird reason, but as long as some mad dog censors can find a reason, they will bite it desperately.

"His Majesty……"

Cai Jing explained to Li Qian while distracted and restrained the sphincter: "This is an old problem, I just need to go home and rest for a while."

"Old problem, another old problem..."

Li Gan muttered a few words, but he didn't forget that He Shen also had an old problem when he came here for the first time.

"In that case, I won't keep you any longer."

Li Qian was still a little guilty. He felt that Cai Jing's old problem was caused by the few shots he took.

Right now, he has no room to play. If he were to lie down on the ground at Cai Jing's age in his previous life, Li Gan might go bankrupt.

"Big Companion, send someone to carry you over quickly, and send Cai Qing's family back to the mansion, so that you can recuperate."

Li Gan was afraid that something would happen to him halfway and someone else would pin him on his head, so he matched him with a car.

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Cai Jing said a lot of words today, but these three words may be the most sincere.

Now he wants to control the muscles of his legs and seal the gate of the eighteenth floor of hell that hides evil and terror.

If you still walk back like this, you may lose control halfway, the door of hell will open wide, and all the evil spirits will come out. The consequences will be unimaginable.

Cai Jing moved his steps outside cautiously, and he had already reached the gate of the Political Affairs Hall.

Li Gan looked at his back and frowned deeply.

What is Cai Jing's purpose? ?

What I ran over to say today has no beginning or end.

It's not like he's trying to change his mind.

Because in the end he obviously didn't agree, but Cai Jing left very happily.

So he came here to show his presence? ?
There was a fog in Li Gan's mind, and he always felt that Cai Jing's actions had other meanings behind him. He frowned and looked at the old eunuch beside him, beckoning.

"Your Majesty?" The old eunuch leaned over and lowered his voice.

"You ask someone to find out what Cai Jing did before he came to see me."

"Yes, Your Majesty." The old eunuch quickly walked out of the hall with a mission.

Li Gan turned his head to look at Cai Jing's back again, and sighed softly.

Hope nothing happens...

Although Li Gan usually wished that Cai Jing, an old man, would die suddenly, but he couldn't die here by himself.

Otherwise, there will be many caring people who will paste this rotten shit in Li Gan's crotch.

And it's better not to have an accident directly... If it gets out and someone says that the emperor abused his ministers, that would be bad.

The best thing is to have a sequela that cannot be seen for the time being, and then develop slowly... Li Qian planned the illness for Cai Jing in good faith.

With His Majesty's blessing and ardent expectations, Cai Jing was supported by two young eunuchs, and kept going through hardships and dangers, but every time he went down the steps, it was his most tormented time, and his pain was no less than that of execution.

When he came outside Ziwei Hall, Mr. Cai was about to collapse.

"Hurry up, hurry up and carry Mr. Cai to the court!" The two young eunuchs were more anxious than him, and they didn't want Mr. Cai to be ruined by themselves.

When he came out of the Zhengshitang, his face was ugly, but it didn't reach the point where his face was like gold paper!

"Let's go, hurry up and send Master Cai back to the house to take medicine!"

The two robust eunuchs who carried the coffin also realized the urgency of the matter, and after placing Master Cai properly, they hurriedly raised their shoulders and ran towards the south.

The bumps on the road awakened the drowsy Master Cai, and the sense of crisis of losing his lower body continued to come: "Slow down, slow down."

"Yes, Master Cai."

The two eunuchs recovered from their panic and anxiety, responded hastily, and resumed their proper and stable business standards.

Only then did Master Cai let out a sigh of relief.

Naturally, the movement of the two eunuchs carrying Master Cai cannot be hidden from others.

Not to mention anything else, people in Wenyuan Pavilion and East Pavilion can see this scene as long as they look out of the window.

Therefore, Qin Hui was quickly alarmed and came to the window.

"Father, how come Cai Jing was also bestowed with shoulders by His Majesty?"

Qin Xi stared dumbfounded at the situation on the street outside: "Your Majesty is too biased, isn't it? You don't have a shoulder, why did you give it to him?"

Qin Hui also frowned, and looked at Cai Jing from a distance, who was slumped on his shoulders like a pile of indescribable objects along the half-opened window.

Intuition told him that there might be something else hidden in it.

It's just that some worries inevitably appeared in Qin Hui's heart.

Could it be that His Majesty the Emperor hooked up with Cai Jing again and sold himself backhandedly? ?

"Go and find out when Cai Jing entered the palace, how long he stayed there, and what he did before entering the palace."

"Yes, father." Qin Xi also ran out quickly with a trace of uneasiness on his face.

Both Zhongshu Sheng and Menxia Sheng were eager to understand the situation, but the eunuch's footsteps would not be slowed down by their nervousness.

Cai Jing lay on his shoulders, bearing the oncoming, rapid and severe cold wind, he only felt his whole body go stiff.

Before walking all the way, the body was active and could provide some heat.

But now, sitting slumped on a chair and facing the gust of wind directly, it is unavoidable that he can't stand it anymore.

The cold wind blew through the clothes in front of him, making Master Cai's stomach feel cold, and his stomach started to rumble again.

Cai Jing hastily stretched out his hand to cover his lower dantian, with cold sweat oozing from his forehead.

In front is the Chengtian Gate, and through this gate is the boundary of the imperial city.

Cai Jing looked at the bright red palace walls and the bright yellow glazed tiles under the cold wind from a distance, and said in a deep voice, "You don't need to send me back to the mansion, you can just send me to the Shangshu Provincial Yamen."

The eunuch who carried Yu hesitated for a moment, but still said: "But Mr. Cai, what His Majesty said at that time was to send you back to the mansion to recuperate..."

"The old man's condition is much better."

Cai Jing grasped the armrests of his shoulders tightly with both hands, and there were even a few blue veins on the back of his fat hands, but his face was still extremely calm, and he frowned and said: "Your Majesty, I have an old man to explain. Yamen is enough!"

Shangshu's yamen naturally has places like latrines, and the adults in the yamen can't go out to the imperial city to defecate with a stomach full of excrement and urine.

Although it might be a bit noisy to go to the toilet here, Mr. Cai felt that he could not go back home any longer.

Excretion in the toilet is better than pulling it on the shoulders.

After hearing Master Cai's extremely majestic words, the two eunuchs raised their heads and looked at each other, and finally gritted their teeth and agreed.

"Yes, Master Cai."

The two carried Cai Jing through the Chengtian Gate, and the eunuchs and guards on duty here also saw that Mr. Cai was carried away, and they all expressed their amazement.

But after leaving the Chengtian Gate and arriving at the boundary of the Outer Dynasty, it will be even more lively.

"Master Cai was carried out?"

"Master Cai has been carried out!"

The officials below don't know the inside story, and many officials of the six ministries only feel honored.

The last ones who were carried out were You Pushe, Minister of the Ministry of Officials and He Shen, and this time it was Zuo Pushe and Shangshu of the Ministry of Punishment Cai Jing, all of us are high officials in the foreign court!

On the contrary, the left and right ministers of the inner dynasty have never had this kind of treatment.

But only the servant who followed the meeting just now was extremely shocked.

what 's wrong?
Master Cai obviously went in vertically, why did he come out horizontally this time?
Was he beaten with the imperial staff by His Majesty the Emperor, or was he appreciated and given a shoulder? ?

After hearing the news, many ministers and servants put down their work and went back to Shangshu's yamen.

No matter what, you must ask clearly.

Mr. Cai is the leader on behalf of everyone. If you suffer from His Majesty, you must seek justice for him!

Of course, some of the servants are eager to know the result, after all, the candidate for the deputy examiner...is too important.

(End of this chapter)