Manchu traitor, how can you let me be the emperor of the ages
Chapter 182 The Dung Bucket Minister!It must not be passed on!
Chapter 182 The Dung Bucket Minister!It must not be passed on!
As the saying goes, one who travels a hundred miles gets half ninety.
This sentence is not complicated, it is almost more difficult as you go to the end, and the last part is the most difficult.
Especially for those who are in a hurry.
Many people may have experienced this kind of three-urgent experience. When they are about to run to the toilet, it is the most urgent, critical and impulsive moment.
In Li Qian's previous life, a scholar named Diao studied this problem and named it "toilet reaction".
As for the principle... just compare it with Pavlov's dog, so I won't count the words here.
Now Cai Jing is also facing this problem.
And since Jianyu couldn't enter Shangshu's Yamen, he had to get off Jianyu and walked in.
"Master Cai, I will support you..."
Seeing his trembling appearance, the two young eunuchs hurried forward.
"Need not."
Cai Jing waved his hand: "You can go back and report to your orders, the old man will go back by himself."
Seeing the two eunuchs hesitate again, Cai Jing snorted coldly with an ugly expression: "Your Majesty, I have an old man to explain to you, so I can't blame you for anything."
At the same time, some officials rushed out from Shangshu Yamen.
The leading eunuch laughed dryly: "Master Cai, of course we are not afraid of blame, but mainly worried about what happens to Mr. Cai..."
Another eunuch hastily added: "But since the adults from the Shangshu Province have already come, we won't be here to cause trouble for Mr. Cai."
Old Cai Jing was like a flower being passed around with a drum, being thrown from the hands of His Majesty the Emperor to the hands of these two eunuchs, and now the two wanted to get rid of it quickly, so as not to explode in their own hands.
"Lord Cai? Master Cai?"
Shangshu Zuosi Langzhong was dressed in a green robe, with a look of surprise on his face, and led a group of officials to run quickly.
"Lord Cai, are you back?"
"Yeah." Cai Jing nodded lightly, ignoring the two eunuchs who carried their shoulders and ran as fast as rabbits, but secretly had headaches, liver pains, and butt pains at the officials.
How do you get rid of these people and go to the bathroom?
"Master Cai, let's go back quickly." The green-robed doctor smiled and was about to lead Cai Jing.
The other officials also looked at Mr. Cai Jingcai with bright eyes, just wanting to wait for him to return to the Yamen, and then listen to this adult talk about his experience and how he was deceived by His Majesty the Emperor... No, it will take a Top shoulders.
"Okay." Cai Jing nodded, supported his legs, and slowly moved towards the Yamen.
The situation is urgent now, the cold outside is one aspect, and another crisis is coming.
Cai Jing knew very well that with such a short distance, the six yamen must be able to see the situation on Tianjie, and he must have gotten the news of his return by now.
If they blocked him, it wouldn't be a matter of time, and he would definitely be in his pants... Although now Cai Jing didn't know whether he was in his pants or not.
It's just that his slow-moving appearance puzzled the people present.
"Lord Cai, you..." Zuo Silang said with a worried expression on his face, "What's wrong with you?"
Cai Jing tightened his legs, and then pretended to smile relaxedly: "Haha, it's always hard to be dissatisfied."
"Just now I was blown by the wind on the shoulder pad for a while, my old leg is useless."
Faced with such a happy trouble, many officials secretly curled their lips, saying that no one else wants to sit in the imperial city.
"Lord Cai, I will help you in." The clever Zuo Si Langzhong hurried forward and grabbed Cai Jing's left arm.
Many officials were stunned for a moment, and before they had time to appreciate the speed of Mr. Langzhong, they wanted to step forward to occupy the precious position on the right.
"Master Cai, the lower officials are here too." There was a shout from the crowd, and then another green-robed official ran out quickly.
Seeing this person, the other officials were stunned and stopped in their tracks.
The headquarters of Shangshu Province is not big, except for the two top servants, they are Shangshu Zuosi and Shangshu Yousi. The chiefs of these two divisions are all fifth grade, just like the divisions in the sixth department.
The green-robed official who ran out now is the doctor of Shangshu Yousi.
But in the past, he was always closest to Mr. He and kept a distance from Mr. Cai, why is it like this now...
Cai Jing was also taken aback, if it was in the past, he would definitely take this opportunity to win over this Yousi Langzhong.
He may not care about a small official, but this person is a benchmark, a sign that He Shen's people are falling for him. Cai Jing will definitely buy a horse bone with a lot of money, so as to inspire other ministers and ministers, and set an example for them.
It's just that the "situation" is very tense now, and Cai Jing doesn't have time to deal with these things.
"Hehe, Langzhong Liu, Langzhong Zhou, thank you both." Cai Jing thanked with a smile, and then walked slowly towards the Shangshu Yamen, surrounded by officials like stars.
"Quick, bring a cup of hot tea to Mr. Cai!"
"Go in and add a few pieces of charcoal to make the fire hotter. Why are you so blind?"
"Tell Guanglu Temple to boil a pot of ginger soup to warm Master Cai's body."
"Only the ginger soup tastes too strong, I'm afraid it's hard to swallow, and two old hens, the moist soup, can also be a little greasy!"
"Put a few more roots of old wild ginseng to dispel the cold and strengthen the vitality!"
"I have to add some angelica and jujube to clear the mouth, to replenish qi and blood..."
The officials rushed to give orders, usually when they were not so breezy, Guanglu Temple would not care about these small officials at all.
Now you can pretend to be a tiger, and take advantage of Mr. Cai's power, so naturally you have to shake up your prestige... It's just that there are too many ingredients, and I don't know if Guanglu Temple can let it go.
When Cai Jing heard this, the corners of his mouth trembled.
It's just that he's stiff from the cold now, and he really needs a sip of hot soup to warm himself up, so he didn't stop these people from being attentive.
Stepping into the Shangshu Provincial Yamen, the temperature rose a little, and it wasn't so cold anymore.
Similarly, the auxiliary effect of the cold on muscle tightening is also sharply weakening, and the time left for Cai Jing is running out.
In such a situation, Cai Jing suddenly said: "Liu Langzhong..."
"My lord, what orders do you have?" Zuo Silang hurriedly replied, other officials also stopped and looked at Mr. Cai.
Cai Jingdun took a moment, then smiled and said: "When I was in Ziwei Hall just now, Your Majesty wanted to stay with me for a banquet, but I felt unwell occasionally, so I declined the grace."
"You help me go to the toilet first, and then go back to the value room."
Cai Jing knew that, surrounded by so many people now, it was impossible to get out before the servants arrived, and the local sense of urgency also reminded him that he could not continue to procrastinate.
I can only go to the toilet openly.
Cai Jing is a scheming person, he first threw out the banquet given by His Majesty the Emperor, and all the officials focused on this important point, and their attention to the second half of the sentence decreased.
as now...
"Lord Cai, did His Majesty give you a banquet?"
"I heard that since His Majesty Yuji, the number of people who have received a banquet from His Majesty is only a handful!"
"It seems that even His Majesty's uncle, Tang Guogong, was not given a banquet by His Majesty in the palace."
"Lord Cai actually gave up. If I were to have a taste of the Royal Banquet."
"You're a dog meat bun, and you want to compare yourself to Master Cai..."
The officials all expressed emotion, only Zuo Silang, who was supporting Cai Jing, frowned.
He intends to drive these people away, and it's not good to make too much noise.
It's just that the doctor couldn't figure out whether Master Cai wanted them to be his fans, so he hesitated for a while and didn't speak.
But when he was still hesitating, Cai Jing had already left for the toilet.
"Master Cai, I will support you." The two doctors hurriedly followed.
Cai Jing had already triggered the "Toilet Response", and he didn't care about anything else at the moment. He gritted his teeth, his face was blue, his brow was sweating, and he rushed towards the toilet step by step.
Two Langzhong supported him from left to right, and a large group of officials followed behind, still discussing about the "imperial banquet".
As we got closer and closer to the toilet, the "toilet reaction" became more and more serious, and finally Cai Jing's feet were almost twisted into a character horoscope.
Fortunately, the light here was not very bright, even the two doctors who were close to him did not notice Master Cai's bluish complexion and bead-sized beads of sweat on his forehead.
"Lord Cai! Master Cai!"
A sudden noise came from behind!
"Lord Cai, Uncle Da Zong, Sima Butang, and Song Butang are all here!" The officials shouted in surprise from behind.
"The two halls of the Ministry of Industry are not far away, and they are coming soon."
"Lu Butang from the Ministry of War also came over..."
Many officials of the Shangshu Province were pleasantly surprised. There are not many big scenes where the six high-ranking officials gather. Are you going to come twice today?
Is this a little exciting?
Really exciting.
For Cai Jing, it was even a little too exciting.
Sweat was dripping from his forehead, he stepped up a little bit, and continued to rush towards the toilet that was just a few steps ahead.
After turning the corner when they came, there was already a faint sound of footsteps, accompanied by Wang Mang's characteristic loud voice.
"Lord Cai, what's going on with His Majesty?"
There was also Song Qiaonian's voice: "My lord, has Your Majesty agreed to our six requests..."
Cai Jing was helped by two doctors, and his pace was a little faster.
But while walking, he suddenly trembled and froze for a moment, then continued to walk quickly towards the toilet without stopping.
This is a contest between life and "beginning", and it must be done as soon as possible.
"Lord Cai?" The two doctors were thrown away by his sudden acceleration, and they were suddenly taken aback.
When the two of them came back to their senses, Cai Jing had already rushed into the toilet with a flexible speed that didn't suit his figure, and closed the door behind him.
"This..." The two were stunned again.
In the rear, Wang Mang led Sima Guang. Song Qiaonian had already turned the corner, and a group of officials came up to meet him.
"Wang Zongbo, you are here."
"Master Cai has returned."
"Haha, Mr. Cai came back from the shoulders bestowed by His Majesty!"
"I heard from Mr. Cai that His Majesty even offered a banquet, but Mr. Cai refused..."
Every time these people said a word, Wang Mang's heart sank.
So many benefits?Could it be that His Majesty was really moved by Cai Jing?
But when he raised his head and looked forward, he was taken aback.
There was no sign of Cai Jing at all, where did he go? ?
Before Wang Mang could speak, Song Qiaonian frowned, strode forward, and asked, "Where is Master Cai? Did you go upstairs to rest?"
Wang Mang and Sima Guang followed quietly.
If Mr. Cai went upstairs, why did the officials at the door let them come here?
"No, Mr. Cai went to the toilet." Shang Shu Zuo Si Lang Zhong, with a bit of embarrassment on his face, pointed to the toilet door.
Song Qiaonian froze for a moment, then nodded.
It's just that when he opened his mouth and was about to say something, there was a big movement from inside the door!
The silver bottle burst into water, and the iron cavalry protruded and shot!
A dull thunderous sound came from behind the door!
Then an unconcealable stench swept out from the crack in the door, making the nearest Song Qiaonian roll his eyes and almost retch sour water.
The surrounding officials subconsciously covered their noses and backed away.
Wang Mang and Song Qiaonian retreated even faster. The former was still frowning tightly, covered his nose with his sleeve, and shouted, "Is the dung bucket overturned? Go in and see if Master Cai is safe!"
The dignified Shangshu Zuo Pushe and the Minister of the Ministry of Punishment have just finished their interviews. If they turn around and drown in the latrine, it will be a lot of fun.
It's just that a group of officials around the side showed embarrassment.
Just now, Mr. Cai was kind, Mr. Cai is wonderful, Mr. Cai’s farts are delicious, but now when he really smells farts, he will encounter difficulties.
This is not to save people, but to challenge the physiological limits of human beings.
Song Butang who didn't see the door was a little delirious, did he stumble outside? ?
The atmosphere fell into silence for a while, and Wang Mang became even more anxious when he saw this: "Come in! Mr. Cai may be in danger at any time!!"
Perhaps the temptation to save the minister's life by shooting him was too great, but there was still a green-robed official walking forward tremblingly with a pale face.
As long as Mr. Cai is fished out of the cesspit, it must be a life-saving grace, right?
What kind of glory and wealth do you want in the future?
Compared with it, what is a little smell? ?
Maybe they figured this out, and then three or four officials stood up at the same time, with a resolute brilliance on their faces, and walked towards the wooden door that exuded endless stench.
The green-robed official who stood up first took the lead. He had already come to the door, his left hand covered his nose with his sleeve, and his right hand showed blue veins. He slowly opened the doorknob.
crunch~
The wooden door was pulled open, and a stench far stronger than before rushed towards the face. The little official swayed slightly, but still took firm steps, intending to walk inside.
But the sound of the door opening seemed to waken Mrs. Cai, who was addicted to some kind of activity inside, and when the sound of a dung bucket pouring stopped, an old and uncertain voice came out: "Who?"
"Master Cai, I will rescue you right now!" The little official blinked his sore eyes, and his voice was muffled under his sleeves.
"The old man is fine!" Cai Jing's voice came: "Get out!"
"Ah?" The little official froze in place!
"The old man said, get out! Close the door!" Cai Jing suppressed his anger in his voice.
Anyone who is suddenly interrupted when they are in a tuba will not be in a good mood, let alone this is the excretion that Mr. Cai has endured for a long time.
"Oh." The clerk responded aggrievedly, and withdrew and closed the door.
It's over, the glory and wealth are gone.
It's just that now everyone has no time to pay attention to him.
After turning the corner, the four servants from the Ministry of War and the Ministry of Industry came together, especially Lu Yin and Yan Lide, with a hint of eagerness on their faces.
"Lord Cai, what did His Majesty say?"
"I heard that Mr. Cai was also given a shoulder by His Majesty. It seems that this matter is appropriate?"
"Lord Cai, how should we choose deputy examiners in the sixth department of the Shangshu..."
If Cai Jing could hear this, he would be very happy.
Because this matter was resolved, it meant that the servants of the Sixth Department of Shangshu had gradually tended to rely on him, Mr. Cai, and even asked him how to choose the deputy examiner.
It's a pity that Cai Jing neither resolved the matter nor heard the words.
The four servants continued to rush forward, but just a few steps closer to the crowd, they were forced back by the stench ahead.
"Damn! Are you Shangshu Yamen cooking shit?" Su Ling'a retched and cursed angrily.
Wang Mang and Sima Guang had already retreated further back, and the other ministers and many officials also hurriedly retreated.
After the petty official withdrew, Cai Jing in the latrine continued to perform his gong.
This time, although there was no such earth-shattering movement at the beginning, the movement was equally majestic and incomparable.
The flying stream went straight down three thousand feet, and it was suspected that the Milky Way fell nine days.
The cheerful sound of clattering kept coming, and the strong smell gradually intensified...
The newcomer Su Ling'a and the others covered their mouths with their sleeves and looked at the small wooden door in disbelief. While retreating to the corner, they turned their heads to look at Wang Mang: "What's going on? Wang Zongbo?"
Wang Mang gave a dry laugh, really not knowing how to answer him.
Are you telling the truth?After Mr. Cai came back from the palace, he kept pulling?
Su Ling'a turned her eyes to the other people present, only to find that their eyes were wandering and their expressions were flickering, and only then did they realize that something was wrong.
However, he did not give up, but pulled a green robed official: "What's going on? What happened to Mr. Cai?"
The other three new servants also looked at him, but Wang Mang and others turned their heads away.
"Master Huibutang's words." The little official didn't have the courage to refuse Su Ling'a, he covered his nose and slurred his speech: "After Master Cai came back from the palace, he got into the hut and never came out."
"At first, Wang Zongbo thought that the manure bucket in the latrine was broken, so he sent someone in to rescue Mr. Cai, but Mr. Cai is fine at all."
Hearing this, several people raised their heads one after another, and looked at the small black wooden door with surprised eyes.
This means that Mr. Cai created such a big movement by himself? ?
How much did you eat?
The sound of footsteps came from behind again, and the servants of the other three departments also arrived one by one.
"Why is it so stinky?" Wu Shenglan yelled out from a long distance away, and seeing Wang Mang and Su Ling'a were there, she reluctantly covered her nose and leaned over.
Although Gao Xun, Deng Xunwu, and Han Mulu also covered their noses, they stepped forward very eagerly to help Song Qiaonian, who looked uncomfortable, relieve his symptoms, and at the same time asked him something in a low voice.
"What's the matter?"
Wu Shenglan walked up to Su Ling'a carelessly, covering her nose with one big sleeve, and fanning the other sleeve back and forth to drive away the stench: "Could it be that Shang Shusheng's latrine exploded? Why is there such a big commotion??"
Wang Danwang and several other new servants looked over with the same concern.
Su Ling'a's expression was a little unnatural, he turned his head and looked at the toilet in the distance, hesitating to speak.
"If you have something to say, just tell me! Old Su, why are you such a mother-in-law?"
Wu Shenglan frowned tightly: "This is not like you!"
"This..." With a constipated expression on Su Ling'a's face, she hesitated for a moment, and told a few people what she knew one by one.
"Really??" Wu Shenglan was dumbfounded.
Several subsequent servants also widened their eyes in shock.
"Did Master Cai eat crotons as a meal?" Guan Peng couldn't help but exclaimed.
Now the most intense stage in the hut is over, and now only the epilogue remains.
Cut the wrong bullets, and the big beads are falling into the jade plate.
The loud crackling sound showed the people outside that Mr. Cai was still safe and sound.
Wu Shenglan couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "This is to save all the shit of the rest of my life and pull it out ahead of time..."
Song Qiaonian and the others glared at him immediately.
If you can't speak, speak less!
Even Wang Danwang couldn't help pulling Wu Shenglan's arm, please be kind.
Wu Shenglan also knew she was wrong, she smiled dryly and stopped talking, and the scene fell into a strange silence for a moment.
The ups and downs of the voice continued to come from the toilet, everyone, you look at me, and I look at you.
In the end, Wang Mang couldn't help but said: "Everyone, why don't we go to the next door to wait for Mr. Cai?"
"Listen to Uncle Da Zong!"
Su Ling'a seemed to be afraid of other people's opposition, so she hurriedly agreed.
The rest of the people have no objection, who is free and willing to smell the smell here?
"What Uncle Da Zong said is true." Several other servants also responded one after another. Although Song Qiaonian and Deng Xunwu looked a little weird, they did not object.
Wang Mang looked around, frowned at Song Qiaonian and said, "Song Shilang, you stay here first and wait for Master Cai to come out, and then you and Master Cai go to rest together."
He turned his head to look at the officials of Shangshu Province: "You go to the imperial hospital quickly, and ask the imperial doctor to come over and treat Mr. Cai's condition..."
He was the one with the highest official position among the people present, and after he had settled everything properly, he led a group of people to leave through this corridor.
When they came outside, the smell gradually faded away, and everyone felt that the world in front of them was completely new.
"Let's go, hurry up and drink some water." Su Ling'a looked like she was about to die.
Wu Shenglan looked at him in surprise: "Can you still drink?"
Su Ling'a seemed to remember the crackling sound just now, leaning on the wall and retching, the expressions of many other servants also changed, and they had bad associations.
vomit~~
In the corridor outside the latrine, only Song Qiaonian was left here by Wang Mang, looking at the wooden door with a painful face.
It was okay when there were many people just now, but now that he is the only servant left, the process has become difficult.
The movement behind the door gradually diminished, and after a while, the door was pushed open with a creak, and a strong stench rose.
Accompanying him were Cai Jing and Mr. Cai who came out holding the door frame.
At this moment, the scarlet robe on Mr. Cai's body is still a little messy, but his face has a mixed expression of joy and pain, which looks really weird.
Song Qiaonian was startled, and hurried forward to meet him, but stopped after taking two steps.
Without him, the smell is too great.
Didn't you see that the two ministers guarding the door of the latrine blushed and kept retreating?
"Master Cai!" Song Qiaonian gritted his teeth, pretending to be indifferent, and rushed forward without hesitation.
"Haha, Xianmin, you're here." Cai Jing smiled happily. Although the process was painful, the result was really fun. Now he only feels non-toxic and light, and his whole body is almost floating.
But this also has disadvantages, because it is too floating, so I have to walk with the wall.
"Master Cai..." Song Qiaonian supported Cai Jing's arm, confused by the smell on his body, rolled his eyes, thinking that I can't be the only one to smell this smell.
"Wang Zongbo, and all the servants are here, waiting for you, do you think you want to go and see them?"
"It's all here?"
Cai Jing was startled, with a look of hesitation on his face.
In fact, in the final tug-of-war of life and death, Mr. Cai once had the upper hand.
That's why his shorts are also sticky now.
According to Cai Jing's thinking, he was going to go back to the house immediately, wash up, change his clothes and come out.
But now Song Qiaonian's words made him hesitate again.
I just got the desired result from His Majesty the Emperor, now is the time to consolidate.
If you don't use this enthusiasm to implement it... What if the situation changes? ?
Moreover, what His Majesty the Emperor said just now was a little strange, which made Cai Jing feel a little suspicious...
He frowned and thought for a moment, then said, "Go and meet them."
As for the discomfort on your body, bear with it for a while.
"Yes, Master Cai."
Song Qiaonian was overjoyed, and forgot to take a slow breath, took a big mouthful of the big one, and coughed from the choking.
"Xianmin, what's the matter?" Cai Jingdu had been inside for so long, his nose was already numb, so he didn't know that his body was smelled of salt.
"It's nothing..." Song Qiaonian smiled dryly, and helped Cai Jing walk to the other end of the corridor.
"Lord Cai, the imperial physician will come later, let him take a good look at you."
Song Qiaonian resisted the stench beside him, and changed the subject, "You were fine when you left just now, but you stayed with His Majesty for a while, why did you end up like this?"
"Did you eat something unclean over there..."
The implication in these words is already obvious.
But Cai Jing still sighed quietly and shook his head lightly.
If possible, he actually wanted to put this matter on His Majesty the Emperor.
But when the emperor met the ministers publicly, every move would be recorded.In the side room of Ziwei Hall just now, there may have been eunuchs from the Living Bureau specially recorded.
His majesty the emperor who searched and searched didn't even give Cai Jing a sip of tea. He didn't have any water or rice in Ziwei Hall, so he couldn't blackmail the emperor even if he wanted to.
"Hurry up and send someone there, don't let the imperial doctor come!"
Cai Jing frowned: "I know about the old man's body, so don't worry."
Seeing him like this, Song Qiaonian was anxious, looked around, lowered his voice and said, "Lord Cai, this happened just now, the servants of the sixth department and Wang Zongbo are all watching outside! There are so many ministers The officials in the yamen also saw and heard it."
"I'm afraid this matter will spread throughout the capital in a short time!"
Cai Jing frowned slightly.
He was feeling refreshed, but he didn't pull his brain out. At this moment, his IQ was gradually transferred from the gut back to the brain.
"What did you hear? What did you see?" Cai Jing supported the wall, stopped, and frowned at Song Qiaonian beside him.
Song Qiaonian was silent for a moment, but still gritted his teeth and said, "I saw a lot, heard a lot, and... smelled a lot."
Glancing quietly at Cai Jing's face, he continued: "Do you still remember that someone opened the toilet door just now?"
Cai Jing's face darkened: "Of course I remember!"
"Who is that person? I like going to the toilet so much, let him do the cleaning of the toilet in the future!"
Song Qiaonian mourned for the little official in his heart for three seconds, and then said, "Lord Cai, it's not entirely his fault."
"You just started pulling... When you first entered, there was a lot of movement, Wang Zongbo thought the dung bucket inside had overturned..."
Looking at Cai Jing's dark complexion, his voice gradually became weaker.
"Keep talking..." Cai Jing struggled to squeeze out three words between his teeth.
"Yes, my lord."
Song Qiaonian looked around again and found no one, so he lowered his voice and continued to speak cautiously: "At that time, Wang Zongbo was worried about your comfort, so he asked those people to rush in to rescue you."
"So, the person who went in is also a loyal and brave person, for your safety..."
Even so, Cai Jing's complexion did not improve at all...
"Dung bucket... shit bucket..."
Cai Jing muttered these two words, his eyes darkened, and he staggered a few times. If it wasn't for Song Qiaonian's quick support, he would have fallen to the ground.
"Master Cai? Master Cai?" Song Qiaonian suppressed the fragrance in his chest, and stretched out his hand to pinch Cai Jing's people.
"It's okay, the old man is okay..." Cai Jing slapped his hand away, took a few breaths, and then stood up straight while supporting the wall.
According to Song Qiaonian, there were a lot of people at that time, and the news must have spread quickly.
Cai Jing knew that with Wang Mang's voice, he might become completely famous.
In the future, the reputation of Dung Pail Shangshu might spread like wildfire, which is much more terrifying than the previous Green Leaf Shangshu.
At least the green leaf can still be a good symbol, which can far-fetchedly explain his Cai Jing's innocence and the like.
But this dung bucket Shangshu... No matter what you say, he is a dung bucket.
Cai Jing leaned against the wall, gritted his teeth bitterly, and clenched his fists.
"Such a name can never be given to this old man..."
"Ah? Master Cai, what did you say?" Song Qiaonian didn't hear clearly.
Cai Jing leaned against the wall, forcibly straightened his body, gritted his teeth and said, "This old man must have been tricked by someone for his ingenuity."
He made such a big noise, if it was Master Cai himself, others would just laugh at him.
But if he, Mr. Cai, has been plotted against, then others will sympathize with him.
Song Qiaonian's eyes lit up, he nodded heavily, and even raised his voice several times: "My lord has only been to Ziwei Hall during this time, so it must be because of..."
"Don't superfluous!"
After Cai Jing's IQ took over the high ground, his wrist was so much higher than Song Qiaonian's that he didn't know where it went.
He glanced at Song Qiaonian, and said softly, "You just have to let people say that this old man has only been to His Majesty's for a while, and that this old man was framed by someone else."
Cai Jing squinted his eyes and said, "As for who was framed, they will think for themselves, and they still need your teaching?"
(End of this chapter)
As the saying goes, one who travels a hundred miles gets half ninety.
This sentence is not complicated, it is almost more difficult as you go to the end, and the last part is the most difficult.
Especially for those who are in a hurry.
Many people may have experienced this kind of three-urgent experience. When they are about to run to the toilet, it is the most urgent, critical and impulsive moment.
In Li Qian's previous life, a scholar named Diao studied this problem and named it "toilet reaction".
As for the principle... just compare it with Pavlov's dog, so I won't count the words here.
Now Cai Jing is also facing this problem.
And since Jianyu couldn't enter Shangshu's Yamen, he had to get off Jianyu and walked in.
"Master Cai, I will support you..."
Seeing his trembling appearance, the two young eunuchs hurried forward.
"Need not."
Cai Jing waved his hand: "You can go back and report to your orders, the old man will go back by himself."
Seeing the two eunuchs hesitate again, Cai Jing snorted coldly with an ugly expression: "Your Majesty, I have an old man to explain to you, so I can't blame you for anything."
At the same time, some officials rushed out from Shangshu Yamen.
The leading eunuch laughed dryly: "Master Cai, of course we are not afraid of blame, but mainly worried about what happens to Mr. Cai..."
Another eunuch hastily added: "But since the adults from the Shangshu Province have already come, we won't be here to cause trouble for Mr. Cai."
Old Cai Jing was like a flower being passed around with a drum, being thrown from the hands of His Majesty the Emperor to the hands of these two eunuchs, and now the two wanted to get rid of it quickly, so as not to explode in their own hands.
"Lord Cai? Master Cai?"
Shangshu Zuosi Langzhong was dressed in a green robe, with a look of surprise on his face, and led a group of officials to run quickly.
"Lord Cai, are you back?"
"Yeah." Cai Jing nodded lightly, ignoring the two eunuchs who carried their shoulders and ran as fast as rabbits, but secretly had headaches, liver pains, and butt pains at the officials.
How do you get rid of these people and go to the bathroom?
"Master Cai, let's go back quickly." The green-robed doctor smiled and was about to lead Cai Jing.
The other officials also looked at Mr. Cai Jingcai with bright eyes, just wanting to wait for him to return to the Yamen, and then listen to this adult talk about his experience and how he was deceived by His Majesty the Emperor... No, it will take a Top shoulders.
"Okay." Cai Jing nodded, supported his legs, and slowly moved towards the Yamen.
The situation is urgent now, the cold outside is one aspect, and another crisis is coming.
Cai Jing knew very well that with such a short distance, the six yamen must be able to see the situation on Tianjie, and he must have gotten the news of his return by now.
If they blocked him, it wouldn't be a matter of time, and he would definitely be in his pants... Although now Cai Jing didn't know whether he was in his pants or not.
It's just that his slow-moving appearance puzzled the people present.
"Lord Cai, you..." Zuo Silang said with a worried expression on his face, "What's wrong with you?"
Cai Jing tightened his legs, and then pretended to smile relaxedly: "Haha, it's always hard to be dissatisfied."
"Just now I was blown by the wind on the shoulder pad for a while, my old leg is useless."
Faced with such a happy trouble, many officials secretly curled their lips, saying that no one else wants to sit in the imperial city.
"Lord Cai, I will help you in." The clever Zuo Si Langzhong hurried forward and grabbed Cai Jing's left arm.
Many officials were stunned for a moment, and before they had time to appreciate the speed of Mr. Langzhong, they wanted to step forward to occupy the precious position on the right.
"Master Cai, the lower officials are here too." There was a shout from the crowd, and then another green-robed official ran out quickly.
Seeing this person, the other officials were stunned and stopped in their tracks.
The headquarters of Shangshu Province is not big, except for the two top servants, they are Shangshu Zuosi and Shangshu Yousi. The chiefs of these two divisions are all fifth grade, just like the divisions in the sixth department.
The green-robed official who ran out now is the doctor of Shangshu Yousi.
But in the past, he was always closest to Mr. He and kept a distance from Mr. Cai, why is it like this now...
Cai Jing was also taken aback, if it was in the past, he would definitely take this opportunity to win over this Yousi Langzhong.
He may not care about a small official, but this person is a benchmark, a sign that He Shen's people are falling for him. Cai Jing will definitely buy a horse bone with a lot of money, so as to inspire other ministers and ministers, and set an example for them.
It's just that the "situation" is very tense now, and Cai Jing doesn't have time to deal with these things.
"Hehe, Langzhong Liu, Langzhong Zhou, thank you both." Cai Jing thanked with a smile, and then walked slowly towards the Shangshu Yamen, surrounded by officials like stars.
"Quick, bring a cup of hot tea to Mr. Cai!"
"Go in and add a few pieces of charcoal to make the fire hotter. Why are you so blind?"
"Tell Guanglu Temple to boil a pot of ginger soup to warm Master Cai's body."
"Only the ginger soup tastes too strong, I'm afraid it's hard to swallow, and two old hens, the moist soup, can also be a little greasy!"
"Put a few more roots of old wild ginseng to dispel the cold and strengthen the vitality!"
"I have to add some angelica and jujube to clear the mouth, to replenish qi and blood..."
The officials rushed to give orders, usually when they were not so breezy, Guanglu Temple would not care about these small officials at all.
Now you can pretend to be a tiger, and take advantage of Mr. Cai's power, so naturally you have to shake up your prestige... It's just that there are too many ingredients, and I don't know if Guanglu Temple can let it go.
When Cai Jing heard this, the corners of his mouth trembled.
It's just that he's stiff from the cold now, and he really needs a sip of hot soup to warm himself up, so he didn't stop these people from being attentive.
Stepping into the Shangshu Provincial Yamen, the temperature rose a little, and it wasn't so cold anymore.
Similarly, the auxiliary effect of the cold on muscle tightening is also sharply weakening, and the time left for Cai Jing is running out.
In such a situation, Cai Jing suddenly said: "Liu Langzhong..."
"My lord, what orders do you have?" Zuo Silang hurriedly replied, other officials also stopped and looked at Mr. Cai.
Cai Jingdun took a moment, then smiled and said: "When I was in Ziwei Hall just now, Your Majesty wanted to stay with me for a banquet, but I felt unwell occasionally, so I declined the grace."
"You help me go to the toilet first, and then go back to the value room."
Cai Jing knew that, surrounded by so many people now, it was impossible to get out before the servants arrived, and the local sense of urgency also reminded him that he could not continue to procrastinate.
I can only go to the toilet openly.
Cai Jing is a scheming person, he first threw out the banquet given by His Majesty the Emperor, and all the officials focused on this important point, and their attention to the second half of the sentence decreased.
as now...
"Lord Cai, did His Majesty give you a banquet?"
"I heard that since His Majesty Yuji, the number of people who have received a banquet from His Majesty is only a handful!"
"It seems that even His Majesty's uncle, Tang Guogong, was not given a banquet by His Majesty in the palace."
"Lord Cai actually gave up. If I were to have a taste of the Royal Banquet."
"You're a dog meat bun, and you want to compare yourself to Master Cai..."
The officials all expressed emotion, only Zuo Silang, who was supporting Cai Jing, frowned.
He intends to drive these people away, and it's not good to make too much noise.
It's just that the doctor couldn't figure out whether Master Cai wanted them to be his fans, so he hesitated for a while and didn't speak.
But when he was still hesitating, Cai Jing had already left for the toilet.
"Master Cai, I will support you." The two doctors hurriedly followed.
Cai Jing had already triggered the "Toilet Response", and he didn't care about anything else at the moment. He gritted his teeth, his face was blue, his brow was sweating, and he rushed towards the toilet step by step.
Two Langzhong supported him from left to right, and a large group of officials followed behind, still discussing about the "imperial banquet".
As we got closer and closer to the toilet, the "toilet reaction" became more and more serious, and finally Cai Jing's feet were almost twisted into a character horoscope.
Fortunately, the light here was not very bright, even the two doctors who were close to him did not notice Master Cai's bluish complexion and bead-sized beads of sweat on his forehead.
"Lord Cai! Master Cai!"
A sudden noise came from behind!
"Lord Cai, Uncle Da Zong, Sima Butang, and Song Butang are all here!" The officials shouted in surprise from behind.
"The two halls of the Ministry of Industry are not far away, and they are coming soon."
"Lu Butang from the Ministry of War also came over..."
Many officials of the Shangshu Province were pleasantly surprised. There are not many big scenes where the six high-ranking officials gather. Are you going to come twice today?
Is this a little exciting?
Really exciting.
For Cai Jing, it was even a little too exciting.
Sweat was dripping from his forehead, he stepped up a little bit, and continued to rush towards the toilet that was just a few steps ahead.
After turning the corner when they came, there was already a faint sound of footsteps, accompanied by Wang Mang's characteristic loud voice.
"Lord Cai, what's going on with His Majesty?"
There was also Song Qiaonian's voice: "My lord, has Your Majesty agreed to our six requests..."
Cai Jing was helped by two doctors, and his pace was a little faster.
But while walking, he suddenly trembled and froze for a moment, then continued to walk quickly towards the toilet without stopping.
This is a contest between life and "beginning", and it must be done as soon as possible.
"Lord Cai?" The two doctors were thrown away by his sudden acceleration, and they were suddenly taken aback.
When the two of them came back to their senses, Cai Jing had already rushed into the toilet with a flexible speed that didn't suit his figure, and closed the door behind him.
"This..." The two were stunned again.
In the rear, Wang Mang led Sima Guang. Song Qiaonian had already turned the corner, and a group of officials came up to meet him.
"Wang Zongbo, you are here."
"Master Cai has returned."
"Haha, Mr. Cai came back from the shoulders bestowed by His Majesty!"
"I heard from Mr. Cai that His Majesty even offered a banquet, but Mr. Cai refused..."
Every time these people said a word, Wang Mang's heart sank.
So many benefits?Could it be that His Majesty was really moved by Cai Jing?
But when he raised his head and looked forward, he was taken aback.
There was no sign of Cai Jing at all, where did he go? ?
Before Wang Mang could speak, Song Qiaonian frowned, strode forward, and asked, "Where is Master Cai? Did you go upstairs to rest?"
Wang Mang and Sima Guang followed quietly.
If Mr. Cai went upstairs, why did the officials at the door let them come here?
"No, Mr. Cai went to the toilet." Shang Shu Zuo Si Lang Zhong, with a bit of embarrassment on his face, pointed to the toilet door.
Song Qiaonian froze for a moment, then nodded.
It's just that when he opened his mouth and was about to say something, there was a big movement from inside the door!
The silver bottle burst into water, and the iron cavalry protruded and shot!
A dull thunderous sound came from behind the door!
Then an unconcealable stench swept out from the crack in the door, making the nearest Song Qiaonian roll his eyes and almost retch sour water.
The surrounding officials subconsciously covered their noses and backed away.
Wang Mang and Song Qiaonian retreated even faster. The former was still frowning tightly, covered his nose with his sleeve, and shouted, "Is the dung bucket overturned? Go in and see if Master Cai is safe!"
The dignified Shangshu Zuo Pushe and the Minister of the Ministry of Punishment have just finished their interviews. If they turn around and drown in the latrine, it will be a lot of fun.
It's just that a group of officials around the side showed embarrassment.
Just now, Mr. Cai was kind, Mr. Cai is wonderful, Mr. Cai’s farts are delicious, but now when he really smells farts, he will encounter difficulties.
This is not to save people, but to challenge the physiological limits of human beings.
Song Butang who didn't see the door was a little delirious, did he stumble outside? ?
The atmosphere fell into silence for a while, and Wang Mang became even more anxious when he saw this: "Come in! Mr. Cai may be in danger at any time!!"
Perhaps the temptation to save the minister's life by shooting him was too great, but there was still a green-robed official walking forward tremblingly with a pale face.
As long as Mr. Cai is fished out of the cesspit, it must be a life-saving grace, right?
What kind of glory and wealth do you want in the future?
Compared with it, what is a little smell? ?
Maybe they figured this out, and then three or four officials stood up at the same time, with a resolute brilliance on their faces, and walked towards the wooden door that exuded endless stench.
The green-robed official who stood up first took the lead. He had already come to the door, his left hand covered his nose with his sleeve, and his right hand showed blue veins. He slowly opened the doorknob.
crunch~
The wooden door was pulled open, and a stench far stronger than before rushed towards the face. The little official swayed slightly, but still took firm steps, intending to walk inside.
But the sound of the door opening seemed to waken Mrs. Cai, who was addicted to some kind of activity inside, and when the sound of a dung bucket pouring stopped, an old and uncertain voice came out: "Who?"
"Master Cai, I will rescue you right now!" The little official blinked his sore eyes, and his voice was muffled under his sleeves.
"The old man is fine!" Cai Jing's voice came: "Get out!"
"Ah?" The little official froze in place!
"The old man said, get out! Close the door!" Cai Jing suppressed his anger in his voice.
Anyone who is suddenly interrupted when they are in a tuba will not be in a good mood, let alone this is the excretion that Mr. Cai has endured for a long time.
"Oh." The clerk responded aggrievedly, and withdrew and closed the door.
It's over, the glory and wealth are gone.
It's just that now everyone has no time to pay attention to him.
After turning the corner, the four servants from the Ministry of War and the Ministry of Industry came together, especially Lu Yin and Yan Lide, with a hint of eagerness on their faces.
"Lord Cai, what did His Majesty say?"
"I heard that Mr. Cai was also given a shoulder by His Majesty. It seems that this matter is appropriate?"
"Lord Cai, how should we choose deputy examiners in the sixth department of the Shangshu..."
If Cai Jing could hear this, he would be very happy.
Because this matter was resolved, it meant that the servants of the Sixth Department of Shangshu had gradually tended to rely on him, Mr. Cai, and even asked him how to choose the deputy examiner.
It's a pity that Cai Jing neither resolved the matter nor heard the words.
The four servants continued to rush forward, but just a few steps closer to the crowd, they were forced back by the stench ahead.
"Damn! Are you Shangshu Yamen cooking shit?" Su Ling'a retched and cursed angrily.
Wang Mang and Sima Guang had already retreated further back, and the other ministers and many officials also hurriedly retreated.
After the petty official withdrew, Cai Jing in the latrine continued to perform his gong.
This time, although there was no such earth-shattering movement at the beginning, the movement was equally majestic and incomparable.
The flying stream went straight down three thousand feet, and it was suspected that the Milky Way fell nine days.
The cheerful sound of clattering kept coming, and the strong smell gradually intensified...
The newcomer Su Ling'a and the others covered their mouths with their sleeves and looked at the small wooden door in disbelief. While retreating to the corner, they turned their heads to look at Wang Mang: "What's going on? Wang Zongbo?"
Wang Mang gave a dry laugh, really not knowing how to answer him.
Are you telling the truth?After Mr. Cai came back from the palace, he kept pulling?
Su Ling'a turned her eyes to the other people present, only to find that their eyes were wandering and their expressions were flickering, and only then did they realize that something was wrong.
However, he did not give up, but pulled a green robed official: "What's going on? What happened to Mr. Cai?"
The other three new servants also looked at him, but Wang Mang and others turned their heads away.
"Master Huibutang's words." The little official didn't have the courage to refuse Su Ling'a, he covered his nose and slurred his speech: "After Master Cai came back from the palace, he got into the hut and never came out."
"At first, Wang Zongbo thought that the manure bucket in the latrine was broken, so he sent someone in to rescue Mr. Cai, but Mr. Cai is fine at all."
Hearing this, several people raised their heads one after another, and looked at the small black wooden door with surprised eyes.
This means that Mr. Cai created such a big movement by himself? ?
How much did you eat?
The sound of footsteps came from behind again, and the servants of the other three departments also arrived one by one.
"Why is it so stinky?" Wu Shenglan yelled out from a long distance away, and seeing Wang Mang and Su Ling'a were there, she reluctantly covered her nose and leaned over.
Although Gao Xun, Deng Xunwu, and Han Mulu also covered their noses, they stepped forward very eagerly to help Song Qiaonian, who looked uncomfortable, relieve his symptoms, and at the same time asked him something in a low voice.
"What's the matter?"
Wu Shenglan walked up to Su Ling'a carelessly, covering her nose with one big sleeve, and fanning the other sleeve back and forth to drive away the stench: "Could it be that Shang Shusheng's latrine exploded? Why is there such a big commotion??"
Wang Danwang and several other new servants looked over with the same concern.
Su Ling'a's expression was a little unnatural, he turned his head and looked at the toilet in the distance, hesitating to speak.
"If you have something to say, just tell me! Old Su, why are you such a mother-in-law?"
Wu Shenglan frowned tightly: "This is not like you!"
"This..." With a constipated expression on Su Ling'a's face, she hesitated for a moment, and told a few people what she knew one by one.
"Really??" Wu Shenglan was dumbfounded.
Several subsequent servants also widened their eyes in shock.
"Did Master Cai eat crotons as a meal?" Guan Peng couldn't help but exclaimed.
Now the most intense stage in the hut is over, and now only the epilogue remains.
Cut the wrong bullets, and the big beads are falling into the jade plate.
The loud crackling sound showed the people outside that Mr. Cai was still safe and sound.
Wu Shenglan couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "This is to save all the shit of the rest of my life and pull it out ahead of time..."
Song Qiaonian and the others glared at him immediately.
If you can't speak, speak less!
Even Wang Danwang couldn't help pulling Wu Shenglan's arm, please be kind.
Wu Shenglan also knew she was wrong, she smiled dryly and stopped talking, and the scene fell into a strange silence for a moment.
The ups and downs of the voice continued to come from the toilet, everyone, you look at me, and I look at you.
In the end, Wang Mang couldn't help but said: "Everyone, why don't we go to the next door to wait for Mr. Cai?"
"Listen to Uncle Da Zong!"
Su Ling'a seemed to be afraid of other people's opposition, so she hurriedly agreed.
The rest of the people have no objection, who is free and willing to smell the smell here?
"What Uncle Da Zong said is true." Several other servants also responded one after another. Although Song Qiaonian and Deng Xunwu looked a little weird, they did not object.
Wang Mang looked around, frowned at Song Qiaonian and said, "Song Shilang, you stay here first and wait for Master Cai to come out, and then you and Master Cai go to rest together."
He turned his head to look at the officials of Shangshu Province: "You go to the imperial hospital quickly, and ask the imperial doctor to come over and treat Mr. Cai's condition..."
He was the one with the highest official position among the people present, and after he had settled everything properly, he led a group of people to leave through this corridor.
When they came outside, the smell gradually faded away, and everyone felt that the world in front of them was completely new.
"Let's go, hurry up and drink some water." Su Ling'a looked like she was about to die.
Wu Shenglan looked at him in surprise: "Can you still drink?"
Su Ling'a seemed to remember the crackling sound just now, leaning on the wall and retching, the expressions of many other servants also changed, and they had bad associations.
vomit~~
In the corridor outside the latrine, only Song Qiaonian was left here by Wang Mang, looking at the wooden door with a painful face.
It was okay when there were many people just now, but now that he is the only servant left, the process has become difficult.
The movement behind the door gradually diminished, and after a while, the door was pushed open with a creak, and a strong stench rose.
Accompanying him were Cai Jing and Mr. Cai who came out holding the door frame.
At this moment, the scarlet robe on Mr. Cai's body is still a little messy, but his face has a mixed expression of joy and pain, which looks really weird.
Song Qiaonian was startled, and hurried forward to meet him, but stopped after taking two steps.
Without him, the smell is too great.
Didn't you see that the two ministers guarding the door of the latrine blushed and kept retreating?
"Master Cai!" Song Qiaonian gritted his teeth, pretending to be indifferent, and rushed forward without hesitation.
"Haha, Xianmin, you're here." Cai Jing smiled happily. Although the process was painful, the result was really fun. Now he only feels non-toxic and light, and his whole body is almost floating.
But this also has disadvantages, because it is too floating, so I have to walk with the wall.
"Master Cai..." Song Qiaonian supported Cai Jing's arm, confused by the smell on his body, rolled his eyes, thinking that I can't be the only one to smell this smell.
"Wang Zongbo, and all the servants are here, waiting for you, do you think you want to go and see them?"
"It's all here?"
Cai Jing was startled, with a look of hesitation on his face.
In fact, in the final tug-of-war of life and death, Mr. Cai once had the upper hand.
That's why his shorts are also sticky now.
According to Cai Jing's thinking, he was going to go back to the house immediately, wash up, change his clothes and come out.
But now Song Qiaonian's words made him hesitate again.
I just got the desired result from His Majesty the Emperor, now is the time to consolidate.
If you don't use this enthusiasm to implement it... What if the situation changes? ?
Moreover, what His Majesty the Emperor said just now was a little strange, which made Cai Jing feel a little suspicious...
He frowned and thought for a moment, then said, "Go and meet them."
As for the discomfort on your body, bear with it for a while.
"Yes, Master Cai."
Song Qiaonian was overjoyed, and forgot to take a slow breath, took a big mouthful of the big one, and coughed from the choking.
"Xianmin, what's the matter?" Cai Jingdu had been inside for so long, his nose was already numb, so he didn't know that his body was smelled of salt.
"It's nothing..." Song Qiaonian smiled dryly, and helped Cai Jing walk to the other end of the corridor.
"Lord Cai, the imperial physician will come later, let him take a good look at you."
Song Qiaonian resisted the stench beside him, and changed the subject, "You were fine when you left just now, but you stayed with His Majesty for a while, why did you end up like this?"
"Did you eat something unclean over there..."
The implication in these words is already obvious.
But Cai Jing still sighed quietly and shook his head lightly.
If possible, he actually wanted to put this matter on His Majesty the Emperor.
But when the emperor met the ministers publicly, every move would be recorded.In the side room of Ziwei Hall just now, there may have been eunuchs from the Living Bureau specially recorded.
His majesty the emperor who searched and searched didn't even give Cai Jing a sip of tea. He didn't have any water or rice in Ziwei Hall, so he couldn't blackmail the emperor even if he wanted to.
"Hurry up and send someone there, don't let the imperial doctor come!"
Cai Jing frowned: "I know about the old man's body, so don't worry."
Seeing him like this, Song Qiaonian was anxious, looked around, lowered his voice and said, "Lord Cai, this happened just now, the servants of the sixth department and Wang Zongbo are all watching outside! There are so many ministers The officials in the yamen also saw and heard it."
"I'm afraid this matter will spread throughout the capital in a short time!"
Cai Jing frowned slightly.
He was feeling refreshed, but he didn't pull his brain out. At this moment, his IQ was gradually transferred from the gut back to the brain.
"What did you hear? What did you see?" Cai Jing supported the wall, stopped, and frowned at Song Qiaonian beside him.
Song Qiaonian was silent for a moment, but still gritted his teeth and said, "I saw a lot, heard a lot, and... smelled a lot."
Glancing quietly at Cai Jing's face, he continued: "Do you still remember that someone opened the toilet door just now?"
Cai Jing's face darkened: "Of course I remember!"
"Who is that person? I like going to the toilet so much, let him do the cleaning of the toilet in the future!"
Song Qiaonian mourned for the little official in his heart for three seconds, and then said, "Lord Cai, it's not entirely his fault."
"You just started pulling... When you first entered, there was a lot of movement, Wang Zongbo thought the dung bucket inside had overturned..."
Looking at Cai Jing's dark complexion, his voice gradually became weaker.
"Keep talking..." Cai Jing struggled to squeeze out three words between his teeth.
"Yes, my lord."
Song Qiaonian looked around again and found no one, so he lowered his voice and continued to speak cautiously: "At that time, Wang Zongbo was worried about your comfort, so he asked those people to rush in to rescue you."
"So, the person who went in is also a loyal and brave person, for your safety..."
Even so, Cai Jing's complexion did not improve at all...
"Dung bucket... shit bucket..."
Cai Jing muttered these two words, his eyes darkened, and he staggered a few times. If it wasn't for Song Qiaonian's quick support, he would have fallen to the ground.
"Master Cai? Master Cai?" Song Qiaonian suppressed the fragrance in his chest, and stretched out his hand to pinch Cai Jing's people.
"It's okay, the old man is okay..." Cai Jing slapped his hand away, took a few breaths, and then stood up straight while supporting the wall.
According to Song Qiaonian, there were a lot of people at that time, and the news must have spread quickly.
Cai Jing knew that with Wang Mang's voice, he might become completely famous.
In the future, the reputation of Dung Pail Shangshu might spread like wildfire, which is much more terrifying than the previous Green Leaf Shangshu.
At least the green leaf can still be a good symbol, which can far-fetchedly explain his Cai Jing's innocence and the like.
But this dung bucket Shangshu... No matter what you say, he is a dung bucket.
Cai Jing leaned against the wall, gritted his teeth bitterly, and clenched his fists.
"Such a name can never be given to this old man..."
"Ah? Master Cai, what did you say?" Song Qiaonian didn't hear clearly.
Cai Jing leaned against the wall, forcibly straightened his body, gritted his teeth and said, "This old man must have been tricked by someone for his ingenuity."
He made such a big noise, if it was Master Cai himself, others would just laugh at him.
But if he, Mr. Cai, has been plotted against, then others will sympathize with him.
Song Qiaonian's eyes lit up, he nodded heavily, and even raised his voice several times: "My lord has only been to Ziwei Hall during this time, so it must be because of..."
"Don't superfluous!"
After Cai Jing's IQ took over the high ground, his wrist was so much higher than Song Qiaonian's that he didn't know where it went.
He glanced at Song Qiaonian, and said softly, "You just have to let people say that this old man has only been to His Majesty's for a while, and that this old man was framed by someone else."
Cai Jing squinted his eyes and said, "As for who was framed, they will think for themselves, and they still need your teaching?"
(End of this chapter)
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