Penguin players

Chapter 698

Li Ke looked at the bull-headed horse face in front of him, black and white impermanence, and then looked at the dead ghost who had been pressed in front of the table, waiting for him to wear an official uniform to judge, and quickly patted his face with his hands.

"No, I'm just a mortal..."

He doesn't think he has the qualifications.

"Look at what you said, if it weren't for the words from above, how would we dare to find you? And you have accumulated enough merit here, and after you have practiced enough, you can still go to the underworld to meet your mother."

Li Ke's hands paused. Although he was sure that the mother of his body didn't die because of his absorption of nutrients, there was no doubt that Li Ke was somewhat guilty.

"……All right."

Isn't it just to settle the case? Although I haven't studied it before, but I am so well-informed, I don't think it's a big problem. ,

Besides, isn't there a blunder to cover the bottom line?

Shaking his head, Li Ke put on his official uniform and sat down on his seat.

Immediately, the errand on one side pulled out the plug from the mouth of the man kneeling on the ground.Li Ke cleared his throat, patted the gavel, and asked directly in a childish voice.

"Who is in the hall, sue this officer!"

As soon as the words came out, everyone present looked at Li Ke in astonishment, and Li Ke coughed in embarrassment, and slapped the gavel again.

There is no way, this line is too catchy, which directly caused him to recite it as soon as he sat up. This is entirely due to habit, and has nothing to do with Li Ke's guilty conscience!
And he spoke again.

"People under the hall, why are you here!"

However, he once again received the confused and puzzled gazes of others, but fortunately, the dead soul below reacted faster and spoke immediately.

"My lord! Lord Hades! The villain is wronged! There is an eighty-year-old mother on top of the villain, and a three-year-old child on the bottom. The villain can't die yet! My lord! The villain can't die yet!"

Forehead?
Li Ke tilted his head in doubt, and at this time, the gloomy judge quietly approached his ear.

"Well, my lord, you are here to deal with the things that Yinhun did during his lifetime, so as to decide his punishment, reincarnation, and return to life and many other matters. As for me, I can tell what he has done in this life, and When should he have died, and the mirror can reflect what he was thinking when he did those things. But generally speaking, our punishment here is to let them know if they are wrong. "

After speaking, he returned to his original position calmly.

But these words shocked Li Ke directly. He looked at the ghost still crying underneath, then at the book in the judge's hand and at the mirror beside him, so he thought for a while, and then patted the gavel again. asked out.

"People under the hall! How did you die!"

The dead ghost who was pressed up was stunned for a moment, and then howled again.

"The villain died unjustly! The villain just owed them ten years' wages and slept with his daughter. They even stoned the villain's head to death, and then separated with the other troublemakers. The property of the villain! Lord Yan Wang! You must be the master of the villain!"

Li Ke nodded, looked at the heart-piercing dead ghost, and smiled.

Then, when this dead ghost thought that he could get the support of the master, Li Ke stood up directly on the stool, picked up the gavel wood on one side, and planned to climb onto the table, and then jumped up and gave him a blow with this thing. The dog's head opened the dipper.

Then the bull-headed horse on one side rushed over quickly and hugged Li Ke who was about to run away.

"Damn it! Ten years of wages owed, and he's sleeping with someone else's daughter, and I'm fucking, you two get out of the way, I'm going to give this bastard a dipper today!"

Li Ke really wanted to kill the guy in front of him, but he hugged him tightly, he had no choice but to use his own hand to smash the gavel in his hand towards the opponent's forehead.

And the judge on the other side hurried over.

"Little Hades calm down, little Hades calm down...Although this person deserves to die, he still has to go through the process."

The judge felt that the one the superiors asked them to find and this one was really a temperamental person. Generally speaking, the King of Hades would only go berserk after interrogating thousands of dead ghosts, but the first one in front of him started beating people, as expected of the superiors The person they were asked to find was indeed a first-class good person.

Li Ke also calmed down when he heard this. Although he didn't know that the bastard gave him this errand, since it is the law of heaven and earth, he should respect it.

He no longer struggled, and the bull-headed horse-face also let go of his body, and he squatted obediently on his stool, while the blood-stained gavel tree had already been sent back by an errand, and he just stayed where he was. The ghost that kept crying was left behind.

And at this time, the judge also opened the book of life and death in his hand, and the guy who kept wailing and saying that he was the prince was also dragged into the scope of the mirror.

Then Li Ke saw more insane scenes.

It's just that after seeing what this guy did when he was 12 years old, Li Ke rolled up the sleeves of his official robe again.

"Don't look at it, eighteen floors of hell, but before that, what kind of punishment is there for me to use!"

Li Ke looked at the sticks on one side, pulled out one casually, saw that it was cut in half, and threw it on the ground casually.

The judge didn't have time to stop it, and didn't dare to catch the stick that Li Ke threw out, so he could only watch the stick fall to the ground.

Then Li Ke looked at the stick again, and found that it was nothing more than a broken car, waterboarding or something like that, so when he got angry, he threw all the sticks in the stick out the moment the judge turned his head.

Bull-headed and horse-faced, Black and White Impermanence were also shocked, but the little devils still pulled that guy loyally, pulled him aside and began to execute.

The judge stared at Li Ke's operation in astonishment. He didn't say a word for a long time. He tremblingly walked to Li Ke's side, and pulled Li Ke's sleeve who was about to see how the ghost was cut in half.

"Well, Mr. Yan Jun, the case is not tried in this way, nor is it judged in this way. You have to follow the rules."

Li Ke was stunned. He really forgot about it just now, and then suddenly remembered that when he was studying, he had indeed read related things.

For example, people who die in vain but whose lifespan is not exhausted have to go to the City of Death in vain and wait until their lifespan is exhausted before leaving, but there are many rules that are not very in line with human nature.

The most typical one is Hell of Scissors. The crime of entering Hell of Scissors is to be in the world. If a woman’s husband unfortunately dies prematurely, she will be a widow. Into scissor hell, cut off ten of your fingers.

But this is actually very inhumane.

Li Ke looked at it, and it was really these bullshit rules, so Li Ke sneered.

"Since I'm the one to judge the case, it's up to my rules!"

But Judge Cui became even more anxious.

"No way! This is Haotian God..."

But Judge Cui hadn't finished speaking when a thunderbolt fell on the ground, and two words appeared on the ground.

"That's right."

Cui Pan: "..."

(End of this chapter)