Penguin players

Chapter 699

Fortunately, Li Ke didn't intend to let Cui Pan's cardiovascular system explode directly. He just changed some unreasonable parts, and kept most of them.

After all, changing the laws and guidelines of a system cannot be done in one go. This is fast, but the damage to the entire system will be huge.

And for a long time, the whole system will be in chaos.

It can only be changed slowly and then refined.

But this is also related to the words of Cui Pan and others.

"You don't know, sage, although the rules of the underworld seem to be many omissions and unreasonable, they actually follow the mortal world. When the laws of heaven are formulated, they refer to the laws of the world, so the laws come from the hearts of the people. , generally only when people's hearts change, the rules of this underworld will change."

Li Ke found it very interesting.

"Then if it is said that accepting bribes and abusing power is a common practice at the top, then the same is true at the bottom?"

Cui Pan just smiled awkwardly.

"Aren't ghosts transformed after people die? Can ghosts be more terrifying than people? Besides, aren't there saints and immortals from all walks of life? They are here to distort the deviation in the way of heaven."

"I see."

Li Ke was suddenly enlightened, and understood part of the operating rules of this world.

It’s just that the wealthy businessman who owed his wages suffered. According to the original rules, he would at most enter the tongue-pulling hell and the acupuncture hell, but for Li Ke, he would go to the acupuncture hell and the tongue-pulling hell one by one. Four or six pan hells and ice hells.

Sleeping in the [-]th floor of hell.

On the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year, a full set comes.

The sentence is not very long. If he owes a person one year's money, he will be fined for three years. Adding up the total, the sentence is almost tens of thousands of years.

Moreover, they can enjoy all kinds of teachings, and those who are saved are those who have been tortured, or for survival, such as eating, drinking, and curing diseases. He is no longer guilty.

"Not only that, saint."

Cui Pan continued to popularize science with Li Ke.

And Li Ke learned through his popular science that how many animals and plants you have killed in your life are also listed in the life and death book... and you will be punished, animals and plants are treated equally...

Even fucking microbes and bacteria count.

That's why someone will reincarnate in the next life as plants and animals and so on.

It's just that if people are not bad, they can choose whether to reincarnate into animals and plants with their memories.That is, only when reincarnated as a human will the memory be completely cleaned.

Because of this, many animals and plants can also become human beings by chance.

"It turns out that the reason for the continuous population growth..."

Li Ke was speechless.

But despite this, there are still guys who want to beat their souls to death. These are generally the most sinful people, the kind who haven't done a single good thing in their lives.

After learning about this, Li Ke began to continue the interrogation.

"How did you die?"

Li Ke looked at the second dead ghost he interrogated, this dead ghost was a shabby-dressed scholar.

This guy who looks like a scholar has a pale complexion and sunken eye sockets. Even in the state of a ghost, he walks erratically.

He smiled at Li Ke, and saluted very politely.

"Reporting to Lord Yan, the villain died doing good deeds."

Li Ke nodded. If he hadn't met a bandit bully who owed wages at the beginning, he would have wanted to be a little lenient, so he was very happy to see someone who died doing good deeds.

"Very well, tell me what good deeds you have done?"

Li Ke nodded, and the scholar also smiled and spoke.

"Widow Wang next door, I give her [-] Wen every day, Cuihua at the entrance of the village, I give her [-] Wen every week, and I will go to Yihonglou to donate money every month..."

As he talked eloquently, the Mirror of Mind and the Book of Life and Death also unfolded. Li Ke looked at the obscene scene in the mirror, and at the scholar below who was proudly talking about his great achievements, and remained silent. After a while, he picked up the gavel beside him.

"You are called doing good deeds?! You have lived for 20 years and had 1 fucking relationships with people! The price of rice in Tang Dynasty has been raised by you!"

Cui Pan hurriedly greeted Li Ke with a bull's head and a horse face, and Li Ke was really angry, waving the gavel in his hand continuously, and grabbed the lottery with the other hand.

Therefore, Cui Pan was even more anxious.

"Saint! Saint! Follow the rules! Saint! Don't throw out the whole lottery! Saint! Deduction of wages!"

After arguing for a while, Li Ke finally calmed down, and sentenced the scholar to Mortar Hell, Oil Pot Hell, plus a pool of blood, death in vain, and Stone Mill Hell, where shifts changed every day.

"Damn, you have to make me angry."

Li Ke rubbed his face, and he realized that his emotions are a little uncontrollable now, but there is nothing he can do about it. This is how he is at this age, and he will only be able to recover when he grows up. .

But this also has something to do with having a bastard in front of him.

Seeing the scholar being taken away, Li Ke angrily patted the table.

"Next!"

Another scholar's ghost was overwhelmed, and Li Ke asked again.

"How did you die?"

The scholar hesitated for a moment before speaking.

"Do good and die."

"........."

"........."

Li Ke took a deep breath, carefully looked at the scholar in front of him, and found that he also had a thin face and sunken eyes, and he was ready to copy the previous verdict.

But for the sake of procedural justice, he still opened his mouth to ask.

"Tell me how to do good deeds and die."

The scholar smiled shyly.

"I have believed in Buddhism since I was a child, and I kept releasing all kinds of creatures, whether it was fish, insects, flowers and birds, or pigs, sheep, dogs and chickens. I would do these things in my next life, and finally starved to death at home."

After speaking, he looked at Li Ke proudly.

Li Ke: "..."

He glanced at the book of life and death, and found that what this guy said was really true.

However, new news came from the mirror at this time.

It shows the worms released by the scholar, that is, the snakes killed several people and injured several people. When he released the birds, he picked them up with both hands and threw them out.

Not only that, when he released the rabbits and foxes, he would also talk along the fur of the foxes and rabbits.

"Rabbit/Fox, you must come to me to repay your favor. I don't ask for much, just be prettier, and the bear breasts should be bigger..."

Li Ke: "..."

Li Ke picked up the gavel, and Cui Pan hugged his boss naturally, so that Li Ke could only open his teeth and claws at the air. The biggest attack was to throw the gavel on the scholar's head, knocking him down. Straight to the ground.

"You fucking have the face to tell me that you are doing good deeds?!"

(End of this chapter)