Incense to the ancestors, I am invincible in the world

Chapter 190 This is Basic Practice, Don't 6
"Go, go inside."

Monk Yuan Kong smiled and led Xiao Zhang into the Buddhist hall.

Picking up a leg bone and a wooden fish skull that were placed under the golden body of Yangbao Bodhisattva, he asked with a smile, "Look, what is this?"

Without waiting for Xiao Zhang to answer, he took the initiative to explain: "This is the leg bone and skull of Wang Chongbao, the father of the villager Wang Dabao."

"Usually, Wang Dabao, also known as the rebooting master, would knock the wooden fish with his leg bone here."

"It's a pity that I have asked for leave during this period, and I have no chance to witness this magnificent scene!"

While speaking, he sat on the ground, knocked on the skull with his leg bone, and demonstrated it on the spot for reporter Xiao Zhang and audiences from all over the country.

Xiao Zhang pointed the camera at the past, and clearly presented his appearance on the first channel of Luohe City News, allowing people all over the country to see this scene.

moment.

Everyone across the country was shocked.

Dumbfounded.

Some people laughed.

Others yelled at being disrespectful to their ancestors.

Yangbao Bodhisattva has a golden body.

Watching this scene consciously, Wang Xiaobao was a little speechless.

Fortunately, Lao Wang came home, otherwise he would have been famous on TV as he knocked on the wooden fish with his leg bone.

Zixia Community.

Wang Dabao and Zhu Caiping were lying on the bed, hugging and watching TV together.

When he saw this scene, Wang Dabao cried out in pain and regret: "The opportunity is missed, we came back at the wrong time!"

"It's so awesome that Yuan Kong pretended it!"

Zhu Caiping nodded sympathetically.

In the Bodhisattva Temple.

Monk Yuankong knocked on the wooden fish for a while, then stood up, holding the Zen stick in his hand and smilingly said:
"This is the entire current situation and situation of the Yangbao Bodhisattva Temple."

"Of course, the bodhisattva's manifestation is not limited to today's dharma appearance in the sky."

"The Niu Niu Le and Pleasant Goat farms had large-scale production before, and the heifers, cows and ewes ran away collectively, one step at a time, one cub, everyone should know."

Xiao Zhang nodded.

That's right, he also reported that big news.

"But the experts say that's hype, not real."

Monk Yuan Kong asked, pointing at the camera lens and cursing: "Bullshit expert! What do you know!"

"That incident is true. It was specially manifested by Yangbao Bodhisattva for the two owners of Niu Niu Le and Pleasant Goat Farm."

Some aquaculture experts from all over the country were watching the news happily, but at this moment they were suddenly scolded by Monk Yuankong. Many experts were so angry that they turned their tables and logged into the live broadcast room to scold Yuankong for his lack of quality.

Not fit to be a monk.

next to.

Niu Dafa smiled and added: "That's right, I can testify to this point. I know the two owners of Niu Niu Lele and the Pleasant Goat Farm. They are also the distinguished Hakkas of our Yangbao Bodhisattva Temple."

This topic is somewhat sensitive and involves experts.

Xiao Zhang didn't dare to talk too much.

He took the microphone, turned the camera to himself, and said with a smile:
"Hello, everyone before the TV show, today is Saturday, the temperature is 30 degrees Celsius, and it is breezy and cloudy. It is suitable for a date and walk by the lake."

"I am Xiao Zhang, the reporter, and I will continue to report on the Yangbao Bodhisattva Temple for you."

"We have already interviewed Master Yuankong who came here from another job. Now, let's take a look at this one from the Yangbao Bodhisattva Temple."

He quickly turned the camera lens to the heifer Blood Rose.

For the first time, the image of the heifer was presented to the people of the whole country.

I saw that its hair was as bright as satin, its eyes were bright and energetic, full of agility like a human being.

Sitting cross-legged with two hind legs, the front legs are hugged together, sitting there cross-legged like a monk who has attained the Tao.

Seeing that the camera lens was aimed at him, it grinned cooperatively and showed a humane smile, and let out a cow cry of "moo--".

Beside, Niu Dafa hastily explained: "Heifer is going to say hello to audience friends all over the country!"

Xiao Zhang was stunned.

In the live broadcast room, there was laughter.

Everyone was saying that the heifer was fertile.

At this moment.

The heifer called "moo moo" again a few times.

The rhythm is high and ups and downs, but very regular.

Niu Dafa listened attentively, and suddenly said with a smile: "The little heifer said that he is in a good mood today, and wants to perform a few shows for the audience friends before the TV series."

Xiao Zhang was stunned: "It can also perform shows?! Can you understand cow language?"

Niu Dafa, Monk Yuankong and a group of disciples around him all smiled and nodded.

Countless people in front of the TV show dropped their jaws in shock.

In the live broadcast room, there were also shouts, asking Heifer to perform.

They were both curious and unsure.

Xiao Zhang saw the wishes of the crowd, and then thought that blindly reporting would be a bit boring. After all, he is not so handsome. Although he will not vomit after watching too much, he will also suffer from visual fatigue.

So, he nodded and said, "Okay, that's fine!"

He adjusts the camera.

The heifer Blood Rose stood up, and remained motionless under the lens of the camera.

But suddenly.

"Whoo~"

It did a somersault on the spot, and a heifer stood on its head.

With two front hooves on the ground and hind legs facing the sky, he pointed at the void and flicked his tail.

Seeing this, Xiao Zhang's eyes widened in shock.

The audience in front of the TV series laughed out loud.

The little cow is so cute.

In the live broadcast room, there was a barrage of bullet screens.

"Fuck, it's really a heifer standing on his head, it's so awesome!"

"666!"

"I have learned a lot today, and my mother asked me why I watched TV on my knees, because I have worn the horse!"

Xiao Zhang's mobile phone live broadcast was full of discussions, all of which shocked the eyeballs.

But right now.

The heifer rolled over and stood up.

It stood still in front of the camera again, and suddenly its two hind legs diverged, and it did a 180-degree split.

"It's the heifer's split!"

Niu Dafa smiled and explained proudly.

Xiao Zhang's eyeballs protruded.

Audiences in front of TVs all over the country laughed again. Some babies who were breastfeeding giggled, and some even laughed together and lay down under the table.

Some stern-faced experts and state dignitaries couldn't help laughing at this moment.

But it's not over yet.

Several disciples of Monk Yuan Kong brought a wild motorcycle from the backyard over.

The heifer walked out quickly.

Xiao Zhang looked puzzled, what kind of show can Ye Moto perform?
He hastily carried the camera and let the lens follow the heifer to the end.

I saw the heifer flicked its hind hoof, and suddenly rode on the wild motorcycle.

Step on the clutch with the back leg, pinch the grip with the front leg, and control the accelerator.

"Beep" sound.

The Motocross started.

accelerate!
With a whirring sound, he started running in the courtyard of the temple, running in circles.

Sometimes the front wheel is lifted and the rear wheel is on the ground and drifting.

That skillful technique, superb riding skills, and unrestrained figure looked down on everyone.

Especially the motorcycle enthusiasts cried when they saw this scene.

"Is this still a cow?"

"I can't even pass the motorcycle driver's license test, but it still drifts?"

"I feel like I'm not as good as a cow! If this heifer is allowed to participate in a motorcycle race, it will definitely win the first place."

The owner of a motorcycle factory saw a business opportunity and hurriedly said to his secretary: "Hurry up and contact the Yangbao Bodhisattva Temple, and be sure to invite the heifer to come to our factory for an advertisement."

Everyone is excited.

Unexpectedly, this heifer can not only stand on his head, do splits, but also ride a motorcycle.

But it's not over yet.

Monk Yuankong flicked his legs and sat on the back seat, letting the heifer lead him around the yard.

The heifer stepped on the clutch, held the gas pedal, and drove him around the yard.

Everyone was stunned and shouted.

Xiao Zhang, who was carrying the camera, was already kneeling on the ground and broadcasting live.

He was really convinced.

Never thought that a cow would be so powerful.

Is there anything he can't do?

After a while, the heifer stopped, and the monk got off the motorcycle with it.

A group of people walked into the Buddhist temple again.

Monk Yuankong smiled, holding a Zen staff, looked at Yangbao Bodhisattva and said:

"Whether it's heifer handstand, heifer splits, or riding a wild motorcycle, this is basic practice! Don't 6."

"It is the result of the manifestation of the Bodhisattva."

Xiao Zhang nodded blankly.

He was dizzy at the moment, and he didn't know how to report, so he could only give the camera to Monk Yuankong.

at this time.

He saw under the altar, a little pheasant was walking around "chirping".

This little pheasant seems to be different from those pheasants outside just now, it looks a bit more dignified and agile.

Monk Yuankong hurriedly explained: "This is not a little pheasant, it is the future golden-winged roc!"

His face was serious, and the disciples around him, Niu Dafa and others also nodded hastily.

Xiao Zhang nodded blankly and said, "Gold-winged roc? It turns out that the roc looked like this when it was a child."

No one has ever seen a golden-winged roc. This legendary animal is only recorded in the Shan Hai Jing.

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