Incense to the ancestors, I am invincible in the world

Chapter 191 Toad Wants to Eat Swan Fart
At this time.

Xiao Zhang's phone rang.

It's a call from the news station executive.
"Xiao Zhang, please let Yang Bao Bodhisattva appear! Everyone wants to see Bodhisattva appear, this is the highlight."

"The Bodhisattva's appearance attracts a lot of attention. This will definitely increase our ratings."

"Come on, good job, come back and upgrade you to three levels in a row, I will give you my seat, and I will give you your favorite beautiful female colleague as an assistant."

The director's voice is full of temptation.

Xiao Zhang was excited, excited, and his eyes were red.

He hung up the phone, looked at Master Yuankong and Niu Dafa with a smile, and said with a smile:

"Masters, it is rumored that Yangbao Bodhisattva is very efficacious and often shows people, and you just said that Yangbao Bodhisattva's spirit comes out of water.

"So now, can we show Yang Bao Bodhisattva's spirit in front of the people of the whole country?"

Both Niu Dafa and Monk Yuankong were in a dilemma.

"Apparitions are not a big problem, but apparitions also need something to manifest."

"Or if you have any wish, let the Bodhisattva help you realize it."

Xiao Zhang rolled his eyes and said, "I don't have a girlfriend yet, can you make the Bodhisattva manifest and make Di Li Lengba my girlfriend?" Star Dili Lengba's body.

moment.

Whether it's the audience in front of the TV, or the live broadcast room, the pot exploded.

Countless people laughed.

"Nimma, does this little reporter really dare to think?"

"Di Li Lengba, the queen of Yan Kingdom, the superstar of many people's dreams."

"This little reporter is a toad who wants to eat swan farts!"

Everyone talked and were amused.

Thanks to him being able to figure it out, letting the Bodhisattva manifest this spirit, wouldn't it be embarrassing for the Yangbao Bodhisattva?

In a luxuriously decorated lobby in a high-end villa complex.

Di Li Lengba and the director, Director Li, were watching TV in front of the TV, and there were several other best friends and actors beside them.

At this time.

Hearing this sentence suddenly, Di Li Lengba burst out laughing on the spot.

The director couldn't help laughing too.

Several other good friends and girlfriends next to me also laughed and leaned back.

However, in the TV.

The monk Yuan Kong smiled slightly and said, "Amitabha, are you sure you want the bodhisattva to manifest this spirit?"

"You don't know Di Li Lengba already, do you?"

Xiao Zhang hurriedly said: "Master, stop joking. I'm just a small reporter. How can I know a superstar like Di Li Lengba?"

"She is my idol and the lover of my midnight dreams."

"If I can let her be my girlfriend, I can be an ox or a horse to Yang Bao Bodhisattva in my next life."

He said a little shyly, still a little nervous and looking forward to it.

"Master, how is it? Can my wish come true?"

"Can the Bodhisattva manifest and turn Di Li Lengba into my girlfriend?"

Master Yuan Kong and Niu Dafa looked at each other and smiled.

"It's not impossible, but this wish is a bit too humble, or do you have any other wishes?"

"For example, turn left and win a lottery of [-] million yuan?"

"All the stocks bought yesterday have their daily limit?"

"Going home at night, your mother suddenly told you that you are actually a super rich second generation?"

Xiao Zhang hesitated.

These suggestions seem to be very good!
While he was struggling, the phone in his pocket rang again.

it's from the supervisor
He opened his mouth and said: "Xiao Zhang, don't change your mind. I can say for sure that your mother said that the cleaning lady in our unit will never be a rich woman, and you will not be a super rich second generation."

"Now, let the Bodhisattva manifest this spirit and let Di Li Lengba be your girlfriend."

"This topic is very hot, and our ratings are skyrocketing."

hang up the phone.

Xiao Zhang said seriously: "Master, let's make this wish!"

"I beg the Bodhisattva to appear for me and let Dili Lengba be my girlfriend."

Niu Dafa smiled and said, "Good!"

"Apparitions can be manifested, but after the Bodhisattva manifests, how to prove that he has manifested?"

"After all, Di Li Lengba is not here."

The audience in front of the TV also nodded, and there was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room.

"That's right, Di Li Lengba is not here, so why do you think it's a ghost when you say it's a ghost?"

"People can't see whether the apparition is successful or not."

However, the incident was watched nationwide.

As Di Li Lengba's agent, he immediately realized that this was an opportunity to hype Di Li Lengba and bring in traffic.

She hurriedly tried every means to get Xiao Zhang's phone number, and called:
"Hi, I'm Di Li Lengba's manager, and now Di Li Lengba is by my side."

"If you can make the Bodhisattva manifest and make Di Li Lengba your girlfriend, we will issue a video verification on the spot."

After these words, turn on the loudspeaker.

Everyone in the studio and in front of the TV heard it, and there was an uproar.

Countless people in front of the TV cheered, their eyes lit up, full of anticipation.

Xiao Zhang looked at Niu Dafa and Master Yuankong, "How about it, can this prove it?"

The two nodded.

"Okay, since that's the case, then you go to burn incense to the Bodhisattva, ask the Bodhisattva to bless you, and show your spirit for you!"

Xiao Zhang rubbed his hands excitedly, and handed the camera to a monk.

Then, under the lens of the camera, I came to the golden body of Yangbao Bodhisattva, respectfully offered incense, burned paper, and kowtowed.

Finally, I saw the payment QR code in front of the merit box.

He picked up his phone and scanned a 100 yuan.

At this time, Monk Yuan Kong reminded in a low voice: "This little Zhang benefactor, sincerity can lead to spirituality, is your 100 yuan really a city of heart?"

Xiao Zhang blushed.

But 100 yuan is also his food expenses for two days, what a big expense!
But now.

People all over the country were watching the live broadcast. He gritted his teeth and added another zero after 100. 1000 is fast, and this should be enough.

Glancing at Monk Yuankong, he found that he shook his head slightly, expressing that it was not enough.

Xiao Zhang's eyes were red.

"Is 1000 yuan not enough?"

Niu Dafa, who was next to him, smiled and said, "Master Zhang, please look farther."

"Think about it, if you can make the Bodhisattva appear, move the Bodhisattva, and make Di Li Lengba appear as your girlfriend, will you still be short of money in the future?"

"It's more comfortable than being taken care of by a rich woman!"

A word to wake up the dreamer!

Xiao Zhang's eyes turned red all of a sudden.

Excited eyes light up, chickens turn purple.

Audiences across the country in front of the TV burst into laughter again.

There were also people who cursed shamelessly and demanded money for meritorious deeds and incense in full view of the public in broad daylight.

Many officials and dignitaries in charge of the temple were pale and ugly.

Many people were trembling with fear.

Because the current scene is exactly the phenomenon of ills in many temples and Taoist temples, which are being rectified vigorously.

At this moment.

Xiao Zhang in the Bodhisattva Temple added two more zeros with his trembling hands.

A full 10 yuan.

do my best.

10, this is all his savings from working for many years.

"I originally planned for you to buy a car, but now I have given it all to the Bodhisattva."

(End of this chapter)