Siheyuan: Why is my crossing so ugly?

Chapter 1242. Cats have 9 lives. Come, let me count them.

Lingnan, Luofu Mountain, the ancestor of the Baiyue Mountains, the seventh cave heaven of Taoism, and the thirty-fourth blessed land.

Luofu Mountain is a genuine mountain with an altitude of over a thousand meters. It is steep and rugged, with peaks upon peaks, stretching for hundreds of miles like a coiled dragon.

At night, the mountains are shrouded in white mist, like a legendary fairyland.

"Damn it, why is there fog on every mountain? I hate mountains, and I hate fog even more!"

Nearing midnight, at the foot of the mountain, Du Weiguo, holding a cigarette in his mouth and crossing his legs, looked at the towering mountains in front of him with disgusted eyes and complained angrily.

There are three scenes that he least wants to experience, namely the temple, heavy fog, and deep mountains.

"Nonsense, the mountains gather qi and hide the wind, and the temperature is low at high places, so there will naturally be fog. Besides, only places like this are convenient for hiding."

Miss Hu's voice was slightly breathless.

Luofu Mountain is about 130 kilometers away from Shatoujiao Commune. If an ordinary person walks there, it will take at least two days given the current poor road conditions.

However, Du Weiguo and Miss Hu arrived in just 3 hours.

This was because they were traveling at night, and in order to take care of the big fox and also to conserve their energy, they had to hold back their steps.

If Du Weiguo traveled alone, the time could be shortened by at least half.

Exhaling the smoke, Du Weiguo smacked his lips and commented:
"Yes, only deep mountains and old forests like this can hide these shameful monsters and demons."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense and go into the mountains quickly." Miss Hu, who had already rested, urged.

At this moment, her face was frosty, her lips were tightly drawn, and she looked extremely stern, but there was a hint of excitement in her eyes that was difficult to conceal.

Miss Hu is a vengeful person who will never let go of any grudge.

This time when she came to Luofu Mountain, in addition to asking Old Lynx for help in dealing with the Viper Cult, the main purpose was to ask Du Weiguo to help her get back her dignity.

Du Weiguo even had some suspicion that beating up the old lynx was the real purpose of Miss Hu bringing him to Luofu Mountain.

"Humph, tonight, I will make this damn old woman spit out the pills she used to trick me!"

While thinking about it, Miss Hu hurried on her way. She was so fast that she seemed like a ghost. Only a vague shadow could be seen. She was a little impatient.

"Oh, this big fox still holds a grudge."

Du Weiguo flicked the cigarette butt, chuckled and shook his head, carrying the floating knife, and followed her not far behind.

About another hour later, we were in the back mountain, deep in the dense forest where few people had ever been.

"Swoosh!" The sound of breaking wind suddenly occurred.

At the same time, a centipede that was more than half a meter long, three fingers wide, and completely scarlet was nailed to the ground by a broken branch.

Its head was clearly pierced, but its body was still curling and twisting wildly.

What's even more terrifying is that the gray-green branch that was stuck in its body was visibly turning black, as if it had been burned by fire, which shows how poisonous this centipede is.

"Humph, we've already reached this damn old woman's territory! Such disgusting bugs must be raised by her."

Miss Hu stared at the still tumbling centipede with disgust and spoke in a cold tone.

Du Weiguo squinted his eyes and scanned the depths of the jungle, and asked in a slightly surprised tone:

"Isn't Luofu Mountain known as a Taoist paradise? It's also a Zen Buddhist temple. How can this old lynx spirit so blatantly raise poisonous creatures in the back mountain? Is there no one to stop it?"

At this moment, a rustling sound was faintly heard from the depths of the jungle.

In Du Weiguo's vision, countless colorful and various poisonous substances were spreading towards them rapidly like a tide.

Gu masters sound mysterious, but in fact they only have a few methods.

The poison can be administered through physical contact, indirectly through contact with objects, and finally, as is the case now, by controlling the poison to attack directly.

As for the idea of ​​casting a curse from a distance, that's absolutely bullshit.

At this moment, there are thousands of poisonous creatures in the jungle, which shows that the old lynx’s ability to control poisonous creatures is quite impressive.

The key point is that Luofu Mountain is not some desolate mountain, but a real famous mountain. It is also a Taoist temple shared by Buddhism and Taoism, and it was quite popular before.

"Humph!" Miss Hu sneered:

"This is a bullshit paradise. It's just a bunch of bull noses and bald donkeys trying to gild themselves and exaggerate in order to defraud money from incense. Besides, this is the back mountain."

"The back mountain? Hu Da, what do you have to say?"

Du Weiguo became interested and asked with raised eyebrows. He actually didn't care much about the insect swarm in front of him or the damn lynx spirit.

Having seen the billions of dragon insects in the Demon Mist Mountain, that extremely powerful old long insect spirit, and having been buried in the Poison Mountain not long ago, Du Weiguo was completely immune to these methods.

"Ha~" Miss Hu smiled coldly, her tone full of contempt:
"The back hills of those so-called famous sects are definitely forbidden areas. Why? Because the back hills are places where filth and dirt are hidden, and they are also the habitats of spirits and monsters. This has been the case since ancient times."

Du Weiguo understood immediately and his eyes widened in surprise:

"Fuck! He directed and acted in the film himself, raising a demon and taking care of it himself! No way? Is it so dark?"

Miss Hu's tone became even colder:
"What do you think? If there were no demons causing trouble in this world, where would there be so many great and righteous monks and Taoists who fight against demons and defend the Way?"

"Fuck! Come to think of it, it's really like that, but my worldview is totally shattered!"

Du Weiguo was yelling, but his hands were moving quickly. He threw seven or eight white phosphorus incendiary bombs in one breath, temporarily blocking the surging tide of insects.

But just a moment later, he raised his eyebrows in slight surprise.

These poisonous insects are not only brightly colored and of astonishing size, but they are also very smart. They quickly bypassed the fire and continued to surround it from all directions.

Miss Hu's eyes were filled with more disgust, and she was somewhat timid, and cursed in a low voice:

"This damn old woman, how many bugs does she have?"

Du Weiguo raised his eyebrows slightly, a little surprised: "Why? Hu Da, haven't you seen her methods before?"

"Miss Hu replied sullenly:

"No, even though our relationship wasn't that good before, we didn't fight to the death the moment we met."

"Oh, then, Chief of Staff Hu, what should we do now? Should we start fighting right away, or should we use courtesy first and then force? Give me your orders!"

Du Weiguo, however, didn't care and just chuckled, and was even in the mood to make a joke.

He was not being arrogant, but was confident enough. With his current monstrous physique, even if he stood still, these poisonous creatures could not bite him. They would just feel disgusted just by looking at him.

Miss Hu had a cold face and said sternly:

"Why should we be polite to a jerk like her? Duda, just beat her up! Burn all her descendants to death!"

"Order!"

To be honest, Du Weiguo also hated these damn poisonous creatures, and Miss Hu's decision was exactly what he wanted.

He first took out a hood from his backpack and put it on his head, then pulled out three cylinders that looked like oxygen cylinders and several thick gun barrels.

Du Weiguo moved very quickly. He assembled an extra-long flamethrower in just a few moves and then pulled the trigger without hesitation.

"Woo~"

A strange gushing sound was heard, and a sturdy fire dragon instantly flew out, illuminating the entire jungle.

The flamethrower in Du Weiguo's hand was also a piece of black technology that he had commissioned the MI6 Equipment Center to customize.

The range is up to 75 meters, the flame temperature is 1550 degrees Celsius, and it can spray continuously for 1 and a half minutes. It is definitely an essential weapon for murder and arson.

However, the only drawback of this thing is its huge recoil. Ordinary people definitely cannot withstand it and will definitely burn themselves to death.

What is 1550 degrees? Even steel can be melted, let alone carbon-based life?
Therefore, everything that stood in the way of the fire dragon, whether it was trees or poisonous insects, was instantly vaporized by the extremely high temperature, leaving nothing behind.

"Hahaha! Cool!"

Seeing this refreshing scene, Miss Hu clapped her hands and laughed, and shouted loudly into the woods:
"Lin Jiaojiao, if you keep hiding here, I will burn all the bugs you raise to death, and then burn your cat's nest to the ground!"

The old lynx spirit also has a name. Since lynx is called Lin Ye in the north, her surname is Lin, and her name is also quite nice, Jiaojiao.

"Humph!"

At this moment, a faint cold snort suddenly sounded from the depths of the dense forest.

The sound was extremely strange. It was obviously very far away and not very loud, but it penetrated my ears very clearly.

Not only that, the voice sounds very young and pleasant, like the coquettish voice of a spoiled girl, or a charming lover acting coquettishly.

Even Du Weiguo felt his mind wavering, but it only took a moment before he regained his consciousness.

At the same time, as this light hum was sounded, the poisonous insects that had luckily not been swallowed by the fire dragon instantly retreated like a tide.

The fuel in the flamethrower was almost exhausted, so Du Weiguo threw it aside and took off his hood.

He understood in his heart, and had a general idea of ​​the abilities of this old lynx spirit. At least he knew one of her abilities, charm.

It's just that the scope of her charm is a bit wide, even insects can be affected. No wonder Miss Hu said she was rebellious.

"Hmph! Lin Jiaojiao, you shameless old woman, who are you flirting with here?" Miss Hu also snorted. At this moment, her eyes were bright, flashing with alternating excitement and cunning.

She knew Du Weiguo's brain better than anyone else. It was completely integrated, like a huge lump of iron without any seams. If Lin Jiaojiao tried to play these little tricks on him, she would simply be asking for trouble.

"Be careful!" At this moment, Miss Hu suddenly exclaimed.

"Shh!"

Du Weiguo suddenly turned around as if he had foreseen the future, and the pure steel knife gate behind him instantly sparked and left three deep claw marks.

At the same time, a petite figure, which was incredibly fast, passed by him, and before he could see it clearly, it disappeared again into the dense forest.

"Good guy!"

Du Weiguo turned the knife switch over in front of him, glanced at the claw marks that were an inch deep, and couldn't help but be shocked.

Now, he already knew the second and third things about this old lynx spirit.

Sharp claws and fast body!
His knife gate was made of the finest manganese steel and could withstand even 7.62X39mm rifle bullets. But now it was pierced through by Lin Jiaojiao's claw.

Although her cat claws are not as sharp as the Floating and Sinking Sword, they are not inferior to any magic weapon in the world.

Speaking of speed, Lin Jiaojiao's speed is incredibly fast. Among all the enemies Du Weiguo has encountered, she is only slightly inferior to Xiang Pan, and several steps faster than Miss Hu.

Within ten meters, it is almost equivalent to teleportation.

If Miss Hu really fought with her, then Lin Jiaojiao must have shown mercy, otherwise, she would not have been able to escape unscathed.

The only way to defeat martial arts in the world is to be faster. This is not just a casual statement.

However, Du Weiguo was not afraid, because he was no longer Amon under your feet.

If he met Xiang Pan now, he wouldn't have to put in so much effort. He would be confident that he could skin it alive with just his strength.

"Damn it, you didn't say a word and just went straight to killing me, right? Since you don't have martial ethics, then I won't be polite either."

Patting the claw marks on the knife case, Du Weiguo slowly pulled out the Fuchen Knife and asked in a joking tone:

"Hu Da, are you sure she's not your friend?"

Miss Hu said without hesitation: "No, this old woman is my enemy!"

Du Weiguo held the knife in one hand and shook his wrist gently. The knife swung back and forth following his movements, constantly reflecting a captivating dark light.

The 70-pound floating and sinking knife seemed as light as a wick in his hand.

"Okay." Du Weiguo nodded without comment.

"If I can't stop myself and accidentally chop it to pieces, don't blame me, right?"

"Uh~" Miss Hu's voice choked and her eyes flickered unconsciously.

"If possible, it's better to keep her alive. After all, we still need her to deal with the Viper Cult."

It is obvious that the relationship between the big fox and Lin Jiaojiao is not a life-and-death relationship. They should be both enemies and friends, and there are more friends than enemies.

"Okay, hold it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Du Weiguo exerted force on his feet and soared into the sky like a giant owl. After only two rises and falls, he disappeared into the dense forest.

At this moment, he was firing on all cylinders, and his speed was no slower than Lin Jiaojiao's, and was even slightly faster.

"It turns out that Duda can be so fast! This damn guy has never used his full strength before. No, maybe this is not his limit!"

Looking at the afterimage left by Du Weiguo, Miss Hu's face suddenly became solemn, and she no longer had the joy she had just now. The gap was getting bigger and bigger, and she was under tremendous pressure.

"Pounce on you, Am! How can a human be so fast? He's also so heavy, like a wild boar. Where on earth did Hu Laowu find this monster?"

At this moment, Lin Jiaojiao was also very upset. She was shocked by Du Weiguo's terrifying speed.

From the sound of Du Weiguo landing on the ground, she could roughly judge that he weighed at least several hundred kilograms. The fact that he could fall so fast with such a heavy weight overturned her perception.

And not only her speed, but also her charm skills that always worked were ineffective.

After trying it several times, not only did it not have any effect, but it made her upset and hot all over, and she even felt like she was about to get horny.

Hearing the sound of breaking wind getting closer and closer behind her, a hint of murderous light suddenly flashed in Lin Jiaojiao's eyes.

"Fuck you, he's faster than me, he can't run anymore!"

As she passed by a big tree while rushing, she suddenly stretched out her hand and grabbed it, and her body immediately circled the tree lightly.

He changed direction in an instant, and then rushed towards Du Weiguo at an even faster speed.

"Shh!"

Three seconds later, a dim blade light as big as a huge sword suddenly streaked through the woods, but unexpectedly missed.

"call out!"

Almost at the same time, Lin Jiaojiao's sharp claws like steel hooks also rubbed Du Weiguo's throat but missed.

"Shh!"

But the next moment, Du Weiguo's shoulder was scratched by her other claw from an incredible angle, leaving three shallow marks.

"boom!"

Du Weiguo fell to the ground like a meteor, and Lin Jiaojiao, who had exchanged positions, landed silently on a tree branch.

In a split second, Du Weiguo suffered a small loss in the exchange of moves, but he also learned about her other ability.

Lin Jiaojiao has the ability to stay in the air for a short period of time, almost like floating, but the time is not long, only about one second.

But in this short second, she seemed to ignore gravity and could perform all kinds of incredible movements in mid-air.

One second is enough for masters of Du Weiguo's level to attack several times and die several times.

His eyes swept across the scar on his shoulder. The skin was just broken and there was no bleeding, but the wound was slightly green and numb.

Despite Du Weiguo's strong self-healing ability, he has not yet fully recovered.

It is obvious that Lin Jiaojiao's claws are poisonous, and the poison is very strong. I don't know whether it is tempered or has its own poison.

Du Weiguo raised the corner of his mouth, raised his head and stared at the "girl" on the tree opposite.

"Lin Jiaojiao, right? What's going on? Do you want to talk or fight? But let me make it clear in advance. From now on, I will not hold back."

"Qiang!"

As he spoke, a wavy, sharp blade suddenly stretched out from his left sleeve. It was the Iron Warrior's wrist blade.

"I heard that cats have nine lives. Seeing is believing. I'm going to count them today."

Two swords against two claws, even if Lin Jiaojiao could float for a short time, she would not be able to gain any advantage.

Seeing that Du Weiguo was still standing there with a confident look even though his skin was broken by her, with the green color of the wound visibly fading away, Lin Jiaojiao's eyes flashed with a fear that was hard to conceal.

"Who are you?" She didn't dare to attack again, but asked.

Her voice was so beautiful, like pearls falling on a jade plate, soft and gentle, with an inexplicable vibrato. Just hearing the voice was enough to drive a man crazy.

She is also very good-looking. If you only look at her face, she is no more than 16 or 7 years old.

Her skin is fair and delicate, like white porcelain, with heroic slanted eyebrows and a pair of dark brown peach blossom eyes. She looks a bit like Lan Fenghuang played by Fennie Yuen, making her unforgettable at first sight.

Lin Jiaojiao wore a flying swallow headscarf on her head and a thin indigo Yao skirt, revealing a pair of white thighs, and she was even barefoot.

"Damn it, Catwoman is the real deal! Who the hell can handle this?"

Even though Du Weiguo had seen all the beauties in the world, he was still amazed by her.

"But she doesn't even recognize me. This Lin Jiaojiao is too ignorant. Could she be a homebody who is isolated from the world? Or a homebody demon?"

Du Weiguo suppressed the lustful thoughts in his mind and complained.

"My name is Wesley."

Upon hearing this name, Lin Jiaojiao's brows immediately frowned:

"Wesley? Are you a fake foreigner? The helper that Hu Laowu brought from Hong Kong Island to deal with me?"

Du Weiguo nodded, holding the floating knife, pretending to be boastful, and spoke loudly.

"That's right, she said you stole her family heirloom elixir and deliberately caused her to be chased by the water police, so she asked me to deal with you!
Lin Jiaojiao, if you are willing to kneel down and beg for mercy, kowtow to her three times, and then hand over the precious pill, this matter will be over."

"fart!"

Lin Jiaojiao suddenly got angry and instantly turned into a shadow, rushing towards Du Weiguo!

"court death!"

Du Weiguo's eyes became fierce, and he held the hilt of the knife horizontally and exerted force suddenly. The floating knife immediately made a terrifying sound of wind and thunder, and hit Lin Jiaojiao head-on. (End of this chapter)

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