Siheyuan: Why is my crossing so ugly?

Late at night, the sky and the earth were as dark as ink, and there was deathly silence.

"Boom!"

At the northern foot of Luofu Mountain, in the dense forest in the hinterland, a muffled sound like pounding rice suddenly occurred.

"Wow~"

The next moment, Lin Jiaojiao crashed into the bushes like a kite with a broken string, breaking countless branches in an instant.

But before she landed on the ground, Du Weiguo had already appeared in front of her like a ghost, raised the Floating and Sinking Knife high up, and then swung it vigorously like a racket.

"Boom!"

Lin Jiaojiao had no power to resist, and flew back at an even faster speed like a human golf ball.

It must be said that Lin Jiaojiao is a very capable woman. She is fast, has sharp claws, and can stay in the air for a short time. If we only talk about physical skills, even Miss Hu has to be defeated by her.

Moreover, she can use poison, control poisonous insects, and possess the ability to charm. Whether in a one-on-one fight or a group fight, she is at the top of the game.

However, all these skills were useless against Du Weiguo. When their speeds were equal, he demonstrated his ability to defeat ten opponents with his strength to the fullest.

"Hiss~ It hurts just looking at it, is Du Da acting like a real person? Is he really going to do anything ruthless?"

Not far away, Miss Hu, who was standing on the treetops watching the battle, couldn't help but gasp, with a look of sorrow in her eyes.

When it comes to fighting, she is slightly inferior to Lin Jiaojiao. Since Du Weiguo can beat her easily, he can naturally defeat herself more easily.

The growing gap was like a mountain, pressing down on Miss Hu to the point where she couldn't breathe.

"Wow~"

At this time, Lin Jiaojiao, who had been flying back and forth for several seconds, finally landed. After rolling around for more than ten times in a mess, she opened her mouth and spurted out several mouthfuls of black blood.

In fact, Miss Hu's estimate was somewhat off. Du Weiguo did not get really angry, let alone use any ruthless force.

His attack seemed ferocious, but he was always hitting with the back of the knife, avoiding Lin Jiaojiao's vital points, and deliberately restrained his strength.

However, Lin Jiaojiao couldn't bear it anymore.

She felt like her whole body was about to fall apart, her internal organs were displaced, and more than a dozen bones were broken. Fortunately, her physique was extremely strong, otherwise she would have died long ago.

"Crack!"

Without any time to breathe, a dark golden long knife fell from the sky, cut off her flying swallow bun, and stuck in front of her eyes at her scalp.

The sharp and fierce air caused pimples to appear on her face, and she even had an almost uncontrollable urge to urinate.

"What's the matter? Lin Jiaojiao, are you convinced?" Du Weiguo landed in front of her and his teasing voice entered her ears.

Lin Jiaojiao was extremely miserable at this time. She didn't even have the strength to stand up, but she had a strong character and would rather break than bend.

"Bah!" Gathering the last bit of his strength, he turned around and spat at Du Weiguo, cursing in a hoarse voice:

"Come on, little bastard, kill me."

"You've got guts!" Du Weiguo gave her a thumbs up:
"Okay, Lin Jiaojiao, since you are so stubborn, I won't torture you anymore. I will just fulfill your wish."

After saying that, he pulled out the floating knife that was stuck in the ground, held it in his hand, and stared at Lin Jiaojiao's fair and slender neck with cold eyes.

Lin Jiaojiao's hair stood on end instantly and she trembled all over as if she had been electrocuted. As a top expert, this was her instinctive feeling when her vital points were locked.

But at this moment, she was no longer able to resist and could only close her eyes in despair, waiting for death to come.

"stop!"

At the critical moment, Miss Hu gave a light shout and appeared on the scene in time.

Du Weiguo stopped in time. At this moment, the dark golden blade was only 3 centimeters away from the back of Lin Jiaojiao's neck.

The invisible cutting force field that could cut through iron like mud had already cut a thin line of blood on her snow-white skin.

"Kurumiya, what the hell do you mean? Ordering me? Didn't we just agree that it doesn't matter even if you kill me?"

Du Weiguo was filled with murderous aura. He glanced at Miss Hu and questioned her coldly.

Although she knew that he was acting, Miss Hu still felt as if she had fallen into an icy cave and was chilled all over.

Especially when she looked directly into Du Weiguo's ferocious eyes and heard him scolding her, her mouth became dry and she subconsciously wanted to swallow her saliva.

How could the evil spirit that had been materialized from the deaths of tens of thousands of people be so easily digested? If Du Weiguo's evil spirit was fully activated now, ordinary people would be scared to death.

Fortunately, Miss Hu was not an ordinary person after all, and she calmed down in an instant:

"Du Da, don't kill her. Although this old woman is hateful, her crime does not deserve death. What's more, we still need her help with something."

"Humph! With her skills, what can she do?"

Du Weiguo sneered with disdain, but even so, he put away the floating knife that was on Lin Jiaojiao's neck and took two steps back.

"Lin Jiaojiao, are you going to behave yourself now? Where's my pill?"

Miss Hu gave Du Weiguo a secret look, then slowly squatted in front of her with a strange expression.

She wanted to make some sarcastic remarks, but in fact, seeing Lin Jiaojiao's miserable state at the moment, surprisingly, she did not feel much pleasure of revenge in her heart, but a little distress and pity.

"have eaten!"

After taking a few breaths, Lin Jiaojiao raised her head with difficulty and stared at her angrily, with a look as if there was a faint fire burning in her eyes.

Miss Hu exchanged glances with her:
"You still dare to glare at me, you are not convinced? If I hadn't stopped you just now, you would have been on your head by now."

"Heh!" Lin Jiaojiao sneered, and sat up with difficulty, saying in a hateful tone:

"Hu, Hu Laowu, do you take me for an idiot? Isn't this wild man your lover? You, why are you playing the good cop and the bad cop in front of me?"

With Lin Jiaojiao's sense of smell, even at such a close distance, she could easily smell Du Weiguo's scent from Miss Hu, or even from her body.

Damn, they were in close contact at a distance, the relationship was obvious.

Upon hearing this, Du Weiguo shrugged helplessly. Miss Hu was single, and seeing that she couldn't continue the performance, she simply laid her cards on the table.

"Yes, he is my man. He came here specially to help me find a place today. What's the matter?"

Lin Jiaojiao raised her eyelids and quickly glanced at Du Weiguo:
"Hu Laowu, you are a wild man who really has some skills. From ancient times to now, I have never heard of such a strong human being."

It must be said that Lin Jiaojiao's recovery ability is also very strong. After practicing kung fu for so long, she no longer vomits blood, and her speech has become coherent, and she is not out of breath at all.

However, in Du Weiguo's view, her bones were still broken. Obviously, she did not have the ability to heal herself quickly, at least not as fast as him.

Upon hearing this, Miss Hu's face immediately showed a proud and arrogant expression:
"Of course I am. I am a man, so of course I am the strongest in the world. Alright, Lin Jiaojiao, stop talking nonsense and give me my pill back!"

Before Lin Jiaojiao could speak, she continued, "Don't tell me you ate it. I can smell it."

"Pooh!" Lin Jiaojiao spat out blood again:

"That's right, I didn't eat it, but I won't give it back to you, Hu Laowu. If you have the guts, just kill me!"

"Oh, it has come to this, and you still dare to force it, Lin Jiaojiao, am I giving you face?"

Miss Hu raised her hand and cursed, as if to hit her, but Lin Jiaojiao raised her face and waited for her to hit her with a stubborn expression.

Not only that, she also made vicious and provocative remarks.

"Come on, come on, hit me, hit me! Hu Laowu, if you don't beat me to death today, I will fucking look down on you."

"Damn it! I want to see who is harder, your mouth or my slap!"

Miss Hu was held by Lin Jiaojiao and was in a dilemma. She could no longer hold back and raised her hand high and slapped Lin Jiaojiao hard.

"Snap!" Du Weiguo grabbed her wrist in time.

"Alright, Hu Da, Lin Jiaojiao is a stubborn woman. She will only respond to soft words and not to hard ones. It will be useless even if you beat her to death."

Du Weiguo stuck the floating knife into the ground again, took out his cigarette box, lit two cigarettes, took one for himself, gave one to Miss Hu, and then handed the cigarette box and lighter to Lin Jiaojiao:

"Smoking?"

Lin Jiaojiao wanted to refuse, but when she smelled the smoke Du Weiguo exhaled, she suddenly changed her mind and took it. "Smoke it, it would be a waste if you don't smoke it."

"Cough cough~"

Lin Jiaojiao started coughing after taking just one puff. She was badly injured from the beating she received from Du Weiguo just now.

But she didn't care and took several more puffs before pinching the delicate golden filter.

"The best Nanxiong yellow tobacco leaves are mixed with Longmen's Schefflera honey. The tobacco is okay, but it's too fancy and looks tacky."

Touching the gold-plated Kunpeng logo on the black pipe, Lin Jiaojiao continued to comment:
"Kunpeng, huh, you are so arrogant. How can a place as small as Hong Kong Island be called by that name?"

Upon hearing this, Miss Hu immediately scolded angrily:

"If you don't like smoking, don't smoke. You are a country bumpkin who lives in the mountains all day and can't even smoke a pipe. What do you know?"

Lin Jiaojiao glanced at Miss Hu with a half-smile and said jokingly:
"What? Hu Laowu, is it you who came up with this extravagant thing? It's impossible that the eldest daughter of Lushan is now running to Hong Kong Island to sell cigarettes?"

Just as Miss Hu was about to retort, Du Weiguo spoke up first:

"I made the cigarettes, and I also gave him the name Kunpeng."

Exhaling the smoke, Du Weiguo slowly squatted in front of her, stared into her eyes and said:

"Lin Jiaojiao, you've been nagging me for so long, but you really like smoking this cigarette, right? Why don't you come with me?

I promise that you can smoke Kunpeng every day, eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks, and you don’t have to stay in this mountain and suffer anymore.”

Du Weiguo had long seen through Lin Jiaojiao's true nature. She was similar to Miss Hu, and was probably also a person who loved to eat, drink and smoke.

She pointed out a lot of faults of Kunpeng, but she continued to smoke. Even when the cigarette butts were almost burning her hands, she still couldn't bear to throw them away. She was just like Parma, who was addicted to smoking.

"Humph!"

Lin Jiaojiao snorted coldly, and finally threw the cigarette butt that had burned the filter on the ground, and glared at Du Weiguo unhappily:
"Boy, have you eaten the ash of the lamp grass? What are you talking about? You beat me up like this, and you still want me to help you do things. Are you daydreaming?"

"Lin Jiaojiao, don't be ungrateful~~"

Miss Hu's tone was a little anxious. She was a little worried that Du Weiguo would be really angry and chop off Lin Jiaojiao's cat head with a knife.

Du Weiguo was not angry. He raised his hand to stop Miss Hu from talking, flicked the cigarette butt, and said calmly:

“Lin Jiaojiao, even I didn’t know that you haven’t come down the mountain for a long time, right?”

Seeing Du Weiguo flicking the cigarette butt, Lin Jiaojiao's pupils couldn't help but shrink. She thought she could do the same thing.

But he could never be as casual as Du Weiguo, and, looking at his familiar posture, he must have done this action in his daily life.

To see the big picture from the small, just by looking at this habitual action, it is not difficult to see how abnormal Du Weiguo's physique and strength are.

However, Lin Jiaojiao's personality was not ordinary and she was not so easy to give in. She stiffened her neck and squinted her eyes and said stubbornly:
"So what? Are you famous?"

"You look like a decent guy, you have good skills, and you speak Beijing dialect. Could it be that you are some kind of actor in the Peking Opera Theater?"

Upon hearing this, Du Weiguo was stunned, then raised his eyebrows in surprise.

Although he knew that Lin Jiaojiao was deliberately mocking him, the information revealed in her words was too shocking. Beiping City, the opera world, and the leading actors, what year was this in the lunar calendar?
How long has this guy been here since he came down from the mountain? Didn’t they say that Miss Hu and Hu San went to Hong Kong through her connections?
Du Weiguo turned his head and looked at Miss Hu with a confused look on his face.

What did Miss Hu mean by that? She immediately understood and explained:

"This old woman is mentally ill. She spends all day messing with those disgusting bugs. She has been hiding in this mountain for decades.

The one who sent us to Hong Kong Island was her former trainee. He was also a cowardly fool who jumped into the sea when he saw the Marine Police.

Upon hearing this, Lin Jiaojiao instantly became furious:
"Hu Laowu, you still have the nerve to say that? Lin Fengxi has been with me for more than 30 years, and she has survived all the wars.

In the end, I drowned in the sea because of you, and I haven't even settled the score with you yet? And you brought a wild man to beat me up."

Du Weiguo's eyes sparkled. He didn't care about his brother Ma's life or death. He was concerned about Lin Jiaojiao's appearance.

If what she said is true, she hasn't come down the mountain for decades, then the possession should have happened during that time period.

But she still looks like a young girl now, very lively and pretty.

Not only the appearance, but even the internal organs are young and vigorous. These details are clearly visible under Du Weiguo's keen and penetrating eyes.

Noticing Du Weiguo's burning gaze, Lin Jiaojiao scolded with some embarrassment:

"Wild man, where are your dog eyes looking?"

At this time, Miss Hu gave him a jealous look. She naturally knew that Du Weiguo had a penetrating eye, and thought that this bastard was taking the opportunity to sneak a peek at Lin Jiaojiao's body.

Du Weiguo instantly felt a chill on his back. In order to prove his innocence and to answer the doubts in his heart, he quickly asked:

"After decades, you haven't aged at all? You're still so young?"

"Humph, you are surprised by what you have never seen before! What's that? Even if a few decades pass, I will still be the same."

Hearing Du Weiguo's question, Lin Jiaojiao's eyes flashed with pride, and then she turned to Miss Hu and asked provocatively:
"Hu Laowu, don't you always say that I am a heretic? Let me ask you one thing. Even if your Third Master is a Taoist, can he stay young forever?"

"Eternal youth?" Even Du Weiguo couldn't help but widen his eyes.

Immortality and immortality are two completely different concepts. Immortality is far more amazing than immortality.

For example, Merlin and Sukari are known as immortals, but in fact they are slowly aging and now look like middle-aged people.

If Lin Jiaojiao really has mastered the secret of eternal youth, then her value would be so great that it is difficult to estimate.

Thinking of this, Du Weiguo's eyes lit up.

However, Miss Hu knew her inside out, so she would not be fooled by her words. She immediately rebuked coldly:

"Don't listen to her nonsense, Lin Jiaojiao, even if I die of old age, I will never eat those poisonous things like you.

Besides, you are already seriously poisoned, otherwise, you wouldn't have gone to such great lengths to cheat me of the pill."

Lin Jiaojiao felt a little embarrassed and annoyed when her past was exposed:
"What do you know? The toxins secreted by these snakes and insects are not only toxic, but also contain unimaginable life energy.

If we can remove the toxicity and extract pure life energy, we can definitely prolong our lifespan, and even eternal youth is not impossible."

Wow! Du Weiguo exclaimed, Wow, this Lin Jiaojiao, how could she look like an old monster who has lived for hundreds of years and specializes in raising Gu?
Judging from her speech just now, if she wore a white coat and a pair of thin-framed glasses, she would look like a life scientist.

Du Weiguo's eyes changed when he looked at Lin Jiaojiao.

Damn, there are dozens of tons of bleeding Ganoderma lucidum in his space. Miss Hu calls this thing "Blood Tai Sui", as if it is some rare treasure from heaven and earth.

This thing made all the dugongs on Treasure Island evolve into "mermaids". Their queen even possessed strong mental power. It must be really magical.

However, Du Weiguo has never had the time to study Blood Tai Sui. Maybe Lin Jiaojiao can help him develop some panacea.

"Tsk, the result is that you almost poisoned yourself to death."

"But I'm not getting old! Hu Laowu, don't show off. It won't be long before you get old and ugly and you will come to me on your own initiative!"

Du Weiguo was distracted, but the bickering between Miss Hu and Lin Jiaojiao continued.

"Heh~ What do I want to do with you? To visit your grave? By the time I get old, you would have poisoned yourself to death."

"Bullshit! It won't be long before I can completely solve the problem of removing the poison. By then, I can live forever."

"Okay, then return my Dan to me."

"No, I cheated you with my own ability, why should I pay you back?"

"Lin Jiaojiao, you want to play the rolling knife game with me? Do you believe I will beat you?"

"Tsk, Hu Laowu, without your wild man's help, I can beat you to a pulp with just one hand."

Seeing that the conversation between the two of them was becoming increasingly tense and about to escalate into a fight, Du Weiguo quickly interrupted and said:

"You old friends, are you having a lively reunion?"

"But it's already daybreak. We've been busy for most of the night. Are you hungry? I brought some food in my backpack. How about we eat while we talk?"

"Food?" Lin Jiaojiao's eyes suddenly lit up. (End of this chapter)