Siheyuan: Why is my crossing so ugly?

Luofu Back Mountain.

Deep in the dense forest, next to a steep cliff, there is a small pond with clear water and a thatched cottage next to the pond. This is Lin Jiaojiao's cat nest.

There were two thatched houses made of wood, low and simple, with drafts everywhere. One was her bedroom and the other was a studio.

The house did have doors and windows, but the so-called door was just a hole, with no door panel, and it was wide open and empty. The same went for the windows, with neither glass nor window paper.

There wasn't even a decent piece of furniture in the room. The only beds and tables were homemade, uneven, and even had branches and were covered in moss.

What’s worse is that Lin Jiaojiao only has a badly faded mattress and not even a quilt.

The only two sets of clothes he had were also sewn by himself. If you look closely, you can see that the clothes have been obviously shortened, the stitching is crude, and there are patches on them.

So it’s not that she actually wanted to show her thighs and bare feet, it’s just because the fabric was limited, and showing her legs and bare feet is better than just exposing her body, right?
Damn it, such a great demon has ended up in such a miserable state, like a beggar. No wonder Miss Hu said she is mentally ill.

However, Du Weiguo did admire her to some extent.

With Lin Jiaojiao's ability, she could go anywhere in the world, and living a life of luxury would be as easy as eating and drinking water. However, she is content with a simple life and has to deal with poisons all day long.

Perhaps these scientific research geniuses are, in a sense, crazy.

"Baji, Baji~" At this moment, creepy chewing sounds were constantly being heard from the thatched hut that served as a bedroom.

"Hmm, this thing is sweet and delicious. Boy, do you have any more?"

At this time, Lin Jiaojiao was sitting cross-legged on the broken bed, her mouth full of stuff, like a hamster, mumbling incoherently.

Du Weiguo's guess was correct. This guy was the same as Miss Hu. He was also greedy and a total foodie.

A whole box of Shashen Pills, 200 pills, is equivalent to the calories of 70 bowls of rice. She ate them all by herself, like a starving ghost.

Miss Hu couldn't bear it any longer and frowned, scolding:

"Lin Jiaojiao, can you be a little more promising? Don't act like you haven't had a full meal in your entire life."

These words instantly ignited Lin Jiaojiao's anger:

"Hu Laowu, you still have the nerve to say that? If Lin Fengxi hadn't been tricked to death by you brothers and sisters, would I have ended up in such a miserable state?

Do you know how I have been living for the past year? Not even a grain of rice or flour, not even salt. I am almost eating raw meat and drinking blood!"

"So you are a dead man? Can't you go down the mountain and bring something back by yourself?"

Although Miss Hu yelled back, her tone was clearly guilty.

She also didn't expect that after just one year of not seeing each other, Lin Jiaojiao was living such a miserable life. Although she had been quite "simple" before, it was not to this extent.

"Bullshit! How the hell do you know I haven't come down the mountain? I, I~"

Having said this, Lin Jiaojiao suddenly stopped talking, her chest heaving violently, and even her eyes turned slightly red.

She had indeed gone down the mountain, more than once, both times to Boluo County, which is the closest to Luofu Mountain.

Although the world below the mountain had become peaceful, it was still in chaos and no one knew what they were fighting about. Anyway, she couldn't understand it at all.

Moreover, with the way she is dressed and her alluring appearance, she looks like a monster in today's world, making it difficult for her to move forward.

Unless she steals or robs, she will never be able to exchange for any supplies.

That's right, she went down the mountain to exchange things, using dried poisonous insects, scorpions, centipedes, poisonous snakes and so on, all of which were top-quality medicinal materials.

When Lin Fengxi was still alive, she would go up the mountain from time to time to get these things to help her exchange things.

"Now, there's only water left, but it's sweet."

Du Weiguo handed her a military water bottle filled with his own secret salt and sugar water.

After unscrewing the lid of the pot, sniffing it, and taking a tentative sip, Lin Jiaojiao's eyes instantly lit up, and then she drank the entire pot of salt and sugar water in one breath without hesitation.

"Burp~" Lin Jiaojiao burped and rubbed her stomach.

"Kid, you beat me so badly just now, don't think you can just let me eat a few candy beans and drink a pot of sweet water and forget about it."

A man who has received favors from others will be grateful for what he has received. At this moment, the look in Lin Jiaojiao's eyes when she looked at Du Weiguo was no longer as hostile.

"Haha, of course."

Du Weiguo smiled and tempted:
"Well, Lin Jiaojiao, you will follow me from now on. I promise that you will have meat to eat every day, wine to drink, clothes to change as you like, and Kunpeng cigarettes to smoke as much as you want."

While speaking, he also glanced at Lin Jiaojiao's snow-white thighs.

When Lin Jiaojiao heard the word "wine", her throat rolled and she swallowed subconsciously. She hadn't drunk alcohol in several years.

However, when she noticed Du Weiguo's gaze, she immediately got angry.

"Where the hell are you looking at, you little pervert?"

"Lin Jiaojiao, do you have the ability to heal yourself? The bones that were broken just now have almost grown back."

Du Weiguo raised the question very timely and calmed Lin Jiaojiao's anger and Miss Hu's jealousy.

"what?"

Lin Jiaojiao was a little startled, staring straight into Du Weiguo's deep eyes: "Boy, your eyes?"

Du Weiguo honestly admitted:
"Well, I can see through things, so when I beat you just now, I was very measured and avoided your vital parts and major organs."

But what he said was so damn irritating that Lin Jiaojiao was so angry that veins popped out on her forehead, but she couldn't refute him, and her back teeth were almost broken.

She couldn't do anything to Du Weiguo, so she could only vent her anger on Miss Hu:
"Fuck Hu Laowu, where the hell did you find this monster?"

Glancing at Lin Jiaojiao's furious look, Miss Hu suddenly had a flashback.

She remembered that when she was still a big fox, she had suffered a severe defeat at the hands of Du Weiguo on Jiming Mountain.

At that time, her leg was also broken, and Du Weiguo threatened to peel off her skin to make a scarf. Then hatred turned into love. This scene is so similar.

Alarm bells suddenly rang in her heart. Miss Hu no longer cared about Lin Jiaojiao's self-healing ability and quickly changed the subject.

"Okay, Lin Jiaojiao, stop grumbling and let's get down to business."

"Business?"

Lin Jiaojiao was stunned. She thought that this time Miss Hu brought Du Weiguo to Luofu Mountain just to seek revenge on her and get the elixir.

"Nonsense, do you think I have nothing to do? I came all the way here to beat you up?"

Miss Hu rolled her eyes at her in annoyance.

"We are looking for you this time because of a special poisonous insect, which may be related to the black religion in Tibet."

As she spoke, she took out a piece of paper from her bosom and handed it to Lin Jiaojiao. On it was a picture of a viper that was parasitic in the brain of the "dog man".

"This worm is about three inches long and lives in the human brain and spinal cord. It can make people violent, bloodthirsty, and lose their minds. It can also be spread three times through oral contact."

"In addition, this thing seems to be able to evolve and coexist with humans, improving the host's physique and sensitivity, and even gaining some weird abilities."

Lin Jiaojiao took the drawing paper and originally wanted to put it down, but after hearing what Miss Hu said about the characteristics of the viper, she immediately unfolded the drawing paper impatiently.

"Viper!"

As expected of an expert in playing with insects, Lin Jiaojiao accurately called out the real name of this thing with just one glance.

"This vicious thing has been lost in China for a thousand years. Where did you find it?"

When he heard her call out the name of the viper, Du Weiguo knew that he had found the right person this time, and he told her everything without hiding anything:

"This viper has appeared in Persia and India. Now it is in the hands of a group of half-human, half-ghost lunatics who call themselves the Viper Cult."

"They used vipers to create plagues in three places, killing more than 100,000 people."

"The Black Sect? Hundreds of thousands of people? Damn it! After being driven out of Tibet, these beasts of the Black Sect changed their skin and started to do evil again!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Jiaojiao's brows immediately raised and anger rose in her eyes. It seemed that she was still a chivalrous woman who hated evil.

Miss Hu immediately struck while the iron was hot and said:
"That's right, Lin Jiaojiao, we want to destroy the Viper Cult. Now I have a living Viper insect in my hand. Can you find its mother or its kind?"

"Of course, it's a piece of cake!" Lin Jiaojiao nodded with a firm tone. Upon hearing this, Du Weiguo was overjoyed: "Lin Jiaojiao, are you willing to go down the mountain with us to deal with the Viper Cult together!"

"I don't want to." Lin Jiaojiao also answered firmly.

Du Weiguo was confused: "Why?"

"Why?" Lin Jiaojiao was so angry that she laughed:

"What does the evil of the Viper Cult have to do with me? Besides, you just beat me up like this, and now you want me to help you with just a sweet talk. Do you think I'm a fool?"

"Oh my god!" Du Weiguo's temper suddenly flared up.

If Lin Jiaojiao can help solve the problem of the Viper Cult, then we must tie her up and take her down the mountain. Since bribery doesn't work, we will use threats and beat her until she surrenders.

"Lin Jiaojiao, don't keep me in suspense. Tell me, what are the conditions?"

Fortunately, Miss Hu was there and restrained Du Weiguo who was about to explode in time.

"No conditions, I won't help you, do whatever you want, kid, you want to fight again, right? Come on, come on, beat me to death if you have the guts!"

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Lin Jiaojiao is a stubborn person who responds to soft words but not hard ones, so she can only be treated with kindness.

Du Weiguo wanted to beat her again. She sensed it the moment his hostility arose, and the rebellious spirit in her bones immediately rose up.

"Du Da, don't pay attention to her!"

Seeing Du Weiguo narrow his eyes and put his hand on the handle of the scissor, Miss Hu got really anxious and pushed Lin Jiaojiao hard:
"You're courting death, aren't you? Do you know who he is? He's killed over 10,000 people. Do you think you're the only one who can exorcise poisonous insects and identify them?"

"Huh? Over ten thousand lives lost, Hu Laowu, you really dare to brag, aren't you afraid that the wind will blow your tongue away?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Jiaojiao sneered and rolled her eyes:
"I came down the mountain a few years earlier than Hu Laosan, and I've seen a lot of things. Do you really think I'm a country bumpkin who has never seen the world?"

Lin Jiaojiao was also born as a northern monster, but she was not from Lushan, but from Qianshan, which was not too far away. The elders in her family had a deep connection with Master Hu San and they often visited each other.

She did enter the world a few years earlier than Hu San. At that time, Yuan Shikai was still in power and Marshal Zhang was just starting to make a fortune.

The world was in turmoil at that time, and Lin Jiaojiao had to fight her way all the way from the northeast to Luofu Mountain through a bloody battle.

"Lin Jiaojiao, you are a country bumpkin! Have you ever seen a storm? You haven't been down the mountain for many years, and you are still looking at the old almanac from the Republic of China.

Now, humans have landed on the moon, and the pineapple they have developed can instantly destroy a city of millions of people!"

Miss Hu spoke a lot, and Lin Jiaojiao was stunned:

"What? Landed on the moon? What's a pineapple? Hu Laowu, don't fool me."

"Danglang~"

At this moment, Du Weiguo suddenly threw a special iron box in front of her:

"Don't you like studying bugs? Come, let me show you something you've never seen before."

At this moment, Du Weiguo also figured it out. A stubborn person like Lin Jiaojiao can only be defeated by intelligence, not force, so he plans to please her.

Lin Jiaojiao twisted the iron box with disdain on her face:

"You are such a boaster. I have seen all kinds of things. Hey, this bug~~"

In the iron box, there are several dragon insects brought down from the Demon Mist Mountain. Because there is no food, they remain dormant.

As the lid of the box opened, they smelled the scent of flesh and blood and came to life almost instantly.

But Lin Jiaojiao was a real talent after all. She just frowned slightly, and the dragon insect that had just been angry and wanted to crawl out of the iron box immediately became obedient and lay there motionless.

The moment she frowned, Du Weiguo keenly sensed a faint hint of power, and thought that this must be her method of controlling insects.

"It's quite interesting. This little thing is very beautiful and has strong vitality. Boy, what is the name of this insect? Where did you find it?"

Lin Jiaojiao reached out and picked up a dragon insect from the iron box, put it in front of her eyes and looked at it carefully, as if she was looking at some rare treasure, and exclaimed in admiration.

Oddly enough, the ferocious dragon insect was very obedient in her hands. It had no desire to attack and just lay there motionless, allowing her to manipulate it.

With this one move alone, he conquered Du Weiguo.

Damn it, I'm going to take down this old lynx Lin Jiaojiao today! Even Jesus and Buddha can't stop me!
He roared in his heart, but on the surface he slowly lit a cigarette, slowly exhaled the smoke, and said calmly with a sophisticated and pretentious expression:
"I call it a dragon worm. What do you think? Have you never seen one? A dragon worm has strong vitality and has hundreds of cubs in its belly."

"Jiao worm? Is there anything else in its stomach?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Jiaojiao immediately became interested. She threw the iron box down and planned to study it carefully with both hands.

"Fuck me!"

Du Weiguo was frightened by her action. He didn't care about pretending to be cool. He quickly caught the iron box and closed it hastily. He cursed with a dark face:
"You better be careful. This thing has a terrifying reproductive capacity. If one of them lands in Luofu Mountain, it will wipe out the entire Guangdong Province in less than a month."

"What? Is this true? Is this little thing so fierce?"

Lin Jiaojiao looked at the dragon insect in her hand in disbelief, but seeing Du Weiguo so nervous, she believed it a little.

Miss Hu had already understood Du Weiguo's plan at this moment, and she cooperated very tactfully:
"It's true. We have personally tested it. The reproduction capacity of this dragon worm is terrifying. It has the ability to destroy the world.

Lin Jiaojiao, the world is big, and it is full of countless unknowns and strange things. Don’t stay in the mountains anymore, it’s time to go out and see the world.”

Upon hearing this, Lin Jiaojiao subconsciously wanted to refuse, but Du Weiguo spoke first:

"I know a place with hundreds of millions of dragon worms. According to what you said, with these materials with strong vitality, let alone eternal youth, I think you can even make an elixir of life."

"Hundreds of millions? Boy, you are not lying to me?" Lin Jiaojiao's eyes widened instantly, and she was obviously tempted.

"Haha, of course, I can take you to where these dragon insects are first, and then deal with the Viper Cult."

At this point, Du Weiguo quickly exchanged glances with Miss Hu, and after receiving her affirmative answer, he said leisurely:
"Not only that, the Jiao worm was not bred naturally, but was created by an old worm spirit that was about to successfully transform into a Jiao worm. That's why I call it a Jiao worm."

After a pause, Du Weiguo's voice was full of temptation, just like a weird uncle who tricked a little girl with a lollipop.

"Lin Jiaojiao, an old dragon who specializes in playing with poisons, I wonder if this bargaining chip is enough to offset my beating you up?"

"Jiao? I, I don't believe it!"

Because she was too excited, Lin Jiaojiao crushed the dragon worm in her hand into pieces, and the juice splashed everywhere.

The corner of Du Weiguo's mouth curled up. He knew that Lin Jiaojiao had fallen into the trap and the matter was settled.

"It doesn't matter if you don't believe me. I told you I can take you to see where the dragon worms are. The old dragon is with them."

Lin Jiaojiao turned to Miss Hu: "Hu Laowu, did he really not lie to me?"

"Alas, this country bumpkin is screwed. He will never escape from Du Da's grasp in this life. However, I must keep a close eye on him. I don't want to be sisters with this old woman."

Miss Hu felt mixed emotions and looked at Lin Jiaojiao with complicated eyes:
"You're out of your mind. If you go and see for yourself, you'll know for sure. If it's not true, who would have the guts to force you, Lin Jiaojiao, to do anything?"

"That's right. If you dare to lie to me, I will never help you even if I die."

Lin Jiaojiao muttered something in a voice that only she could hear, and turned back to Du Weiguo:
"Boy, if there really is a dragon, are you sure you can defeat it?"

"Tsk!" Du Weiguo sneered, his tone extremely arrogant:

"What? Don't you know my abilities? Your body doesn't hurt anymore? Jiao is nothing! If it weren't for those bastards from the Kui Sect causing trouble, I would have pulled out its tendons to eat with my wine."

Lin Jiaojiao was embarrassed and annoyed, but she was not stupid, so she continued to ask:
"If you really kill that dragon, how will Hu Laowu and I divide it?"

Du Weiguo didn't fool her:

"The remains of the dragon belong to my Hu Da. It is dead, but its body and venom sac can be yours."

Upon hearing this, Lin Jiaojiao's eyes instantly showed a mixture of disappointment and jealousy, but her trust in the boss increased significantly.

This distribution plan is reasonable. If Du Weiguo says that he will give her everything, it must be a lie.

The look in Miss Hu's eyes at this moment was exactly the opposite of Lin Jiaojiao's. She was proud and satisfied. Her man was so awesome that she could hardly suppress the smile.

After a long silence, Lin Jiaojiao spoke again: "Okay, by the way, what you said before is delicious and drinkable~~"

Du Weiguo interrupted with a smile, and promised proudly:
"You don't even need to mention this. Food, drink, lodging and transportation are guaranteed to be the best. Lin Jiaojiao, there is nothing I can't do except what you can't think of!" (End of this chapter)