Simulator: Global Myths Come

Chapter 1 Simulation of the Classic of Mountains and Seas

On a sunny Saturday, Cao Zheng lay in bed and read pirated novels on his mobile phone.

Suddenly, a familiar ad pops up from the pirated software.

[Sorry, because of our poor supervision, let those informal fake Mountains and Seas affect the player's mentality]

[So we plan to make dogs into hot pot ingredients and sacrifice them to everyone begging for forgiveness]

[This is a genuine game of Shan Hai Jing, which does not include the starting fairy, and does not include any recharge entrance]

[Enter this string of gift package code QG666, and you will have one more super VIP than other players]

[What are you waiting for, click the link below the video to download it! 】

Cao Zheng waited for 30 seconds, but still couldn't find the close button. In desperation, he could only click in and then exit.

--Ding
The rapid download of junk software cannot be paused, and it will be automatically installed and run by the way.

"Congratulations on downloading the genuine Shan Hai Jing, enter the verification code to get super VIP privileges." A mechanical female voice emerged from Cao Zheng's cell phone.

"QG666?" Cao Zheng said casually, and then his eyes went dark.

If given the chance to choose again, Cao Zheng vowed never to read pirated novels again.

-

{Story begins}
[Shan Hai Jing simulator loaded successfully...]

Cao Zheng regained his sight and realized that he was not in the room, surrounded by a space surrounded by black mist.

Immediately afterwards, a huge translucent light curtain appeared in front of him.

【Shan Hai Jing Simulator】

Cao Zheng's personal information is written on the left half of the light curtain.

【Name: Cao Zheng】

[Occupation: Civilian]

[Gene level: 0]

[Talent: None]

"Isn't this still cultivating immortals? Where is the genuine Shan Hai Jing? Where is the hot pot base made by the dog?" Cao Zheng felt that he was dreaming, and he casually accepted everything in front of him while complaining.

On the right side of the light curtain is a tall text box, and the feeling of poverty and cheapness hits the face.

Looking closely, there is only one line of large characters on the right.

[Honorable SVIP, do you want to receive the novice gift package? 】

【whether】

Cao Zheng casually clicked on the confirmation button, wanting to see what else this dream could come up with.

[Congratulations on getting the novice talent reward (choose one of three)]

[1. All eyes look at me (white): When you say this sentence, it can attract the attention of all creatures within a radius of [-] meters. 】

[2. The whole job (white): When you actively activate this skill, you must do a backflip once. 】

[3. Good juice (white): When you actively activate this skill, you will definitely get a glass of juice. 】

"Can I...can I not choose?"

Cao Zheng looked at these three options with black lines all over his head. Is this something that Yangjian Plan can figure out?

Although option one seems to be the most useful, it always feels connoted.Besides, who can say no to a glass of juice?

Cao Zheng chose good juice without hesitation.

【Name: Cao Zheng】

[Occupation: Civilian]

[Gene level: 0]

[Talent: Good Juice (White)]

The personal information of the light curtain on the left has changed, and Good Juice has been added to the talent bar.

At this time, the light curtain on the right also slowly changed, and a few lines of text were slowly pushed upwards.

[Dear SVIP, welcome to officially use the simulator. 】

[This simulator is based on (Global Mythology Game), and currently caches the related deduction of Celestial Dynasty Mythology. 】

[After the text plot simulation is successful, it will automatically enter the plot, and the simulation cooldown time is 24 hours. 】

[When the host dies in the text simulation (but does not get the ending), the text deduction can be reset. This function has no cooldown time. 】

[When the host text simulates death, rewards are randomly obtained. 】

[Finally, I wish the host to become a god soon. 】

Cao Zheng understood it, this is a game cheat, the kind that can automatically revert.

"But what is the Global Mythology Game? What is the Classic of Mountains and Seas? Why was this game bundled with the plug-in and downloaded?"

Cao Zheng has never seen a plug-in that automatically binds and downloads the game itself. Doesn't this game have many users?
【Simulation starts】

[You originally joined the army as Tang An, and were just dismissed from office. (Although being unofficial is easy, there is nothing you can do if you want to.)]

【You stayed in a country shop, and in the evening, you were upset and irritable, and went around to drink alone in the barren garden behind the shop. 】

【A cough came from beside you, and a man in white came out from behind the fence and chatted happily with you, toasting and drinking together. 】

[The man in white suddenly claimed to be a god by the river, visiting late at night to ask for something. 】

【After all, his gaze is looking straight at you, eager and greedy...】

The text stops scrolling here, and two options pop up suddenly, which can be accepted or rejected.

Cao Zheng always felt that there was an indescribable weirdness in this look, and it would be best if he could refuse it as soon as possible...

Subconsciously clicked on the "Reject" button, and the right light curtain instantly lost its response, as if it was stuck there.

After waiting for a long time, the system finally responded.

【. . . . . . . . 】

【The River God left with regret. (I really didn't expect you to choose this.)]

[Not long after, you were awarded the county magistrate, and you will be carefree all your life. (Iron rice bowl, congratulations.)]

——The ending: a dream of yellow beams——

"Watt? Is it the end?" Cao Zheng didn't expect this seemingly insignificant option to have such an outcome.

After letting out a sigh of relief, unwillingness seemed to rise faintly in his heart.

【Rating: F-】

[Reward: Wooden Pillow (White) (Strike the head vigorously - can force the soul out of the body)]

The light curtain flashed, and a wooden stick that was two palms long appeared in his hand, and there was a hollow in the middle where he could put his head.

"The physical form of the soul out of the body..."

Cao Zheng weighed the stick in his hand a little speechlessly, always thinking that this thing should not be called a wooden sleeper.

[The simulator enters cooling...]

[Next deduction time: 24h]

[The plot officially begins]

--call
The light curtain suddenly emitted a strong light, and Cao Zheng quickly covered his eyes with his hands.When he opened his eyes again, he was already sitting on the chair at the middle dining table on the first floor of the inn.

He still held the wooden pillow in his hand.

"This is the game world? It's quite real." Cao Zheng decided to solve the game as soon as possible according to the simulated plot, and study it after returning to the real world.

This game also has a backpack space. When needed, the virtual interface can be displayed in front of you, and the game props can be summoned with a single click.

But only the items given by the system can be accessed, so the wooden sleeper was stored in and out by Cao Zheng curiously.

The first floor is indeed full of diners in ancient costumes, no one can tell which dynasty it is, sitting there in twos and threes drinking and beating.

The noisy sound, the unpleasant smell and the unappetizing boiled beans made Cao Zheng really lose the interest to continue sitting here. He got up and went to the backyard of the inn with the wine jar in his hand.

This is a small yard surrounded by fences, so desolate that no one wants to stay.

An old crooked neck tree stood in the corner of the yard, and the walls and fences were covered with withered vines. Two or three old crows screamed from afar.

These are enough for Cao Zheng who only wants to be clean.

Sitting on a relatively clean stone pier, Cao Zheng began to recall everything that happened today, and felt that this was not a dream.

Slap yourself, it hurts, it hurts.

Suddenly feeling a little thirsty, and finding that the country wild wine brought out was too sour to drink, Cao Zheng simply threw the whole altar on the ground and took a deep breath.

"How about a good juice?"

--call out
A stream of orange-yellow liquid sprayed out from Cao Zheng's left middle finger, and flowed to the ground under his shocked gaze.Three hundred milliliters, no more and no less.

"Aren't you even willing to give me a cup!"

Cao Zheng pointed his left hand at the empty wine jar helplessly, "Have a glass of good juice, have a glass of good juice, have a glass of good juice."

- whoosh
Three more streams of liquid sprayed out from the left middle finger, one red, one green, and one white.

The three kinds of fruit juices are mixed in the wine jar, and the color is indescribably weird.

"Okay." He continued to fill the wine jar.

Cao Zheng took a deep breath, and was too lazy to complain about how many flavors of fruit juice there were. He just sat there quietly waiting for the arrival of the river god.

It stands to reason that as long as he rejects the river god, the story is over, and returning to the real world smoothly is not a problem.

Don't ask, that's how the simulator describes it.

Sitting upright for a long time and still not waiting for the cough, Cao Zheng felt that there might be a lack of triggering conditions, so he tried to pick up the wine bowl and take a sip slowly.

How to judge this is a glass of good juice?The taste is sticky and not sweet, this must be pure fruit juice.It's okay to pick out one of the flavors alone, but mixing them together will only make Cao Zheng wear a mask of pain.

"If I had chosen skill one, that bastard would have come here quickly, right?" Cao Zheng gradually lost his patience as he sat here.

……

"Cough cough." A light cough finally appeared, and Cao Zheng hurriedly pretended to be ignorant and entered the plot.

——It’s finally here, hurry up and finish the process.

Looking in the direction of the sound, a handsome Confucian scholar in white was riding on the fence.
He moved his hips with difficulty, trying to step into the courtyard of the tavern.

— creak creak

There was a violent sound from the fence, which seemed to show that he was overwhelmed.

"This is the river god?" Cao Zheng showed a disgusted expression.

You are a god, don't talk about passing through walls, can't you even do a cool jump?

Cao Zheng secretly complained that game planning is a big joke, why are the characters designed so nonsensically?

　Welcome everyone to actively collect!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 1 Simulation of the Classic of Mountains and Seas

On a sunny Saturday, Cao Zheng lay in bed and read pirated novels on his mobile phone.

Suddenly, a familiar ad pops up from the pirated software.

[Sorry, because of our poor supervision, let those informal fake Mountains and Seas affect the player's mentality]

[So we plan to make dogs into hot pot ingredients and sacrifice them to everyone begging for forgiveness]

[This is a genuine game of Shan Hai Jing, which does not include the starting fairy, and does not include any recharge entrance]

[Enter this string of gift package code QG666, and you will have one more super VIP than other players]

[What are you waiting for, click the link below the video to download it! 】

Cao Zheng waited for 30 seconds, but still couldn't find the close button. In desperation, he could only click in and then exit.

--Ding
The rapid download of junk software cannot be paused, and it will be automatically installed and run by the way.

"Congratulations on downloading the genuine Shan Hai Jing, enter the verification code to get super VIP privileges." A mechanical female voice emerged from Cao Zheng's cell phone.

"QG666?" Cao Zheng said casually, and then his eyes went dark.

If given the chance to choose again, Cao Zheng vowed never to read pirated novels again.

-

{Story begins}
[Shan Hai Jing simulator loaded successfully...]

Cao Zheng regained his sight and realized that he was not in the room, surrounded by a space surrounded by black mist.

Immediately afterwards, a huge translucent light curtain appeared in front of him.

【Shan Hai Jing Simulator】

Cao Zheng's personal information is written on the left half of the light curtain.

【Name: Cao Zheng】

[Occupation: Civilian]

[Gene level: 0]

[Talent: None]

"Isn't this still cultivating immortals? Where is the genuine Shan Hai Jing? Where is the hot pot base made by the dog?" Cao Zheng felt that he was dreaming, and he casually accepted everything in front of him while complaining.

On the right side of the light curtain is a tall text box, and the feeling of poverty and cheapness hits the face.

Looking closely, there is only one line of large characters on the right.

[Honorable SVIP, do you want to receive the novice gift package? 】

【whether】

Cao Zheng casually clicked on the confirmation button, wanting to see what else this dream could come up with.

[Congratulations on getting the novice talent reward (choose one of three)]

[1. All eyes look at me (white): When you say this sentence, it can attract the attention of all creatures within a radius of [-] meters. 】

[2. The whole job (white): When you actively activate this skill, you must do a backflip once. 】

[3. Good juice (white): When you actively activate this skill, you will definitely get a glass of juice. 】

"Can I...can I not choose?"

Cao Zheng looked at these three options with black lines all over his head. Is this something that Yangjian Plan can figure out?

Although option one seems to be the most useful, it always feels connoted.Besides, who can say no to a glass of juice?

Cao Zheng chose good juice without hesitation.

【Name: Cao Zheng】

[Occupation: Civilian]

[Gene level: 0]

[Talent: Good Juice (White)]

The personal information of the light curtain on the left has changed, and Good Juice has been added to the talent bar.

At this time, the light curtain on the right also slowly changed, and a few lines of text were slowly pushed upwards.

[Dear SVIP, welcome to officially use the simulator. 】

[This simulator is based on (Global Mythology Game), and currently caches the related deduction of Celestial Dynasty Mythology. 】

[After the text plot simulation is successful, it will automatically enter the plot, and the simulation cooldown time is 24 hours. 】

[When the host dies in the text simulation (but does not get the ending), the text deduction can be reset. This function has no cooldown time. 】

[When the host text simulates death, rewards are randomly obtained. 】

[Finally, I wish the host to become a god soon. 】

Cao Zheng understood it, this is a game cheat, the kind that can automatically revert.

"But what is the Global Mythology Game? What is the Classic of Mountains and Seas? Why was this game bundled with the plug-in and downloaded?"

Cao Zheng has never seen a plug-in that automatically binds and downloads the game itself. Doesn't this game have many users?
【Simulation starts】

[You originally joined the army as Tang An, and were just dismissed from office. (Although being unofficial is easy, there is nothing you can do if you want to.)]

【You stayed in a country shop, and in the evening, you were upset and irritable, and went around to drink alone in the barren garden behind the shop. 】

【A cough came from beside you, and a man in white came out from behind the fence and chatted happily with you, toasting and drinking together. 】

[The man in white suddenly claimed to be a god by the river, visiting late at night to ask for something. 】

【After all, his gaze is looking straight at you, eager and greedy...】

The text stops scrolling here, and two options pop up suddenly, which can be accepted or rejected.

Cao Zheng always felt that there was an indescribable weirdness in this look, and it would be best if he could refuse it as soon as possible...

Subconsciously clicked on the "Reject" button, and the right light curtain instantly lost its response, as if it was stuck there.

After waiting for a long time, the system finally responded.

【. . . . . . . . 】

【The River God left with regret. (I really didn't expect you to choose this.)]

[Not long after, you were awarded the county magistrate, and you will be carefree all your life. (Iron rice bowl, congratulations.)]

——The ending: a dream of yellow beams——

"Watt? Is it the end?" Cao Zheng didn't expect this seemingly insignificant option to have such an outcome.

After letting out a sigh of relief, unwillingness seemed to rise faintly in his heart.

【Rating: F-】

[Reward: Wooden Pillow (White) (Strike the head vigorously - can force the soul out of the body)]

The light curtain flashed, and a wooden stick that was two palms long appeared in his hand, and there was a hollow in the middle where he could put his head.

"The physical form of the soul out of the body..."

Cao Zheng weighed the stick in his hand a little speechlessly, always thinking that this thing should not be called a wooden sleeper.

[The simulator enters cooling...]

[Next deduction time: 24h]

[The plot officially begins]

--call
The light curtain suddenly emitted a strong light, and Cao Zheng quickly covered his eyes with his hands.When he opened his eyes again, he was already sitting on the chair at the middle dining table on the first floor of the inn.

He still held the wooden pillow in his hand.

"This is the game world? It's quite real." Cao Zheng decided to solve the game as soon as possible according to the simulated plot, and study it after returning to the real world.

This game also has a backpack space. When needed, the virtual interface can be displayed in front of you, and the game props can be summoned with a single click.

But only the items given by the system can be accessed, so the wooden sleeper was stored in and out by Cao Zheng curiously.

The first floor is indeed full of diners in ancient costumes, no one can tell which dynasty it is, sitting there in twos and threes drinking and beating.

The noisy sound, the unpleasant smell and the unappetizing boiled beans made Cao Zheng really lose the interest to continue sitting here. He got up and went to the backyard of the inn with the wine jar in his hand.

This is a small yard surrounded by fences, so desolate that no one wants to stay.

An old crooked neck tree stood in the corner of the yard, and the walls and fences were covered with withered vines. Two or three old crows screamed from afar.

These are enough for Cao Zheng who only wants to be clean.

Sitting on a relatively clean stone pier, Cao Zheng began to recall everything that happened today, and felt that this was not a dream.

Slap yourself, it hurts, it hurts.

Suddenly feeling a little thirsty, and finding that the country wild wine brought out was too sour to drink, Cao Zheng simply threw the whole altar on the ground and took a deep breath.

"How about a good juice?"

--call out
A stream of orange-yellow liquid sprayed out from Cao Zheng's left middle finger, and flowed to the ground under his shocked gaze.Three hundred milliliters, no more and no less.

"Aren't you even willing to give me a cup!"

Cao Zheng pointed his left hand at the empty wine jar helplessly, "Have a glass of good juice, have a glass of good juice, have a glass of good juice."

- whoosh
Three more streams of liquid sprayed out from the left middle finger, one red, one green, and one white.

The three kinds of fruit juices are mixed in the wine jar, and the color is indescribably weird.

"Okay." He continued to fill the wine jar.

Cao Zheng took a deep breath, and was too lazy to complain about how many flavors of fruit juice there were. He just sat there quietly waiting for the arrival of the river god.

It stands to reason that as long as he rejects the river god, the story is over, and returning to the real world smoothly is not a problem.

Don't ask, that's how the simulator describes it.

Sitting upright for a long time and still not waiting for the cough, Cao Zheng felt that there might be a lack of triggering conditions, so he tried to pick up the wine bowl and take a sip slowly.

How to judge this is a glass of good juice?The taste is sticky and not sweet, this must be pure fruit juice.It's okay to pick out one of the flavors alone, but mixing them together will only make Cao Zheng wear a mask of pain.

"If I had chosen skill one, that bastard would have come here quickly, right?" Cao Zheng gradually lost his patience as he sat here.

……

"Cough cough." A light cough finally appeared, and Cao Zheng hurriedly pretended to be ignorant and entered the plot.

——It’s finally here, hurry up and finish the process.

Looking in the direction of the sound, a handsome Confucian scholar in white was riding on the fence.
He moved his hips with difficulty, trying to step into the courtyard of the tavern.

— creak creak

There was a violent sound from the fence, which seemed to show that he was overwhelmed.

"This is the river god?" Cao Zheng showed a disgusted expression.

You are a god, don't talk about passing through walls, can't you even do a cool jump?

Cao Zheng secretly complained that game planning is a big joke, why are the characters designed so nonsensically?

　Welcome everyone to actively collect!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)