Simulator: Global Myths Come

Chapter 2 Encounter in Huangyuan
"Ugh…"

Cao Zheng didn't know how long the river god would be dangling on the fence, so he quickly stepped forward and pulled him into the yard.

"Brother, if you want to invest in a store, you have to go through the main entrance, and if you want to steal something, you have to be quick." Cao Zheng said very speechlessly, hoping that the God of the River would tell the matter quickly.

Then I gracefully refused and returned to the real world, and everyone was happy not to cause trouble to each other, how nice.

"Thank you, brother, for the rescue. Xiaosheng happened to pass by here in his free time. Seeing that brother was drinking and having fun with the beautiful scenery on a good day, I couldn't help but want to come to talk about it." He Shenchao Cao Zheng respectfully explained the purpose of his visit.

"I also hope that brother will not refuse."

Looking at the dilapidated scene around him, Cao Zheng couldn't think of the beautiful scenery on a good day.

Forget it, just be happy.

Cao Zheng returned to his seat, and the River God took out a stone bowl from his arms, wiped it with a white coat, and put it on the ground.

Seeing this prepared posture, Cao Zheng didn't say much, picked up the jar and poured two bowls.

The River God stared at the cloudy liquid in the bowl, which was worse than the bad wine he had ever seen in his life.

"This store is too good at deceiving customers. It doesn't even filter the dirty wine." Heshen was silent for a long time, and finally choked out a few words.

Cao Zheng smiled and said nothing, picked up his wine bowl and drank the juice in one gulp.

The taste, still so weird.

A modern person and an ancient river god should have no common language.Cao Zheng became playful and discussed with him about local customs and religious beliefs.

But when Buddhism was mentioned, the God of the River suddenly regained his spirits and yelled at the bald donkeys for their various evil deeds, confiscating money and oppressing the people to do everything.

"If you ask me, they are worse than officials." He said, slapping the stone pier.

"Brother, be careful, I am also an official, although I was dismissed." Cao Zheng unknowingly assumed the role, always feeling that this guy scolded himself too.

The River God smiled awkwardly, picked up the wine glass and drank the juice in one gulp.

The two were chatting and laughing, and Cao Zheng suddenly felt his belly swell, and his eyes began to look around for a suitable position.

If you drink too much juice, you need to add water at this time.

"Brother, there is too much water in the wine in this store." The River God also put down the stone bowl, and said with a frown covering his stomach.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and walked slowly to the crooked neck tree in a tacit understanding.

The bright moon was in the sky, and jade was flying under the feet of the two of them.

Before he lifted his pants, the River God suddenly turned his head and said, "To tell you the truth, I'm actually a god.

Cao Zheng held the water pipe and shivered, and looked at the river god speechlessly.

"Brother, don't be afraid, I have no malicious intentions." He Shen said quickly, intending to pat Cao Zheng on the shoulder to appease him.

"I'm not afraid, stay away from me first!" Cao Zheng moved two steps to the side, avoiding the hand of the river god.

He just wanted to take out the wooden stick and aim at the back of the river god's head twice.

Don’t tell me that Lao Tzu is talking to you over there, but when you go under the tree to do business, you tell me that you are a god?Is your deity still related to this aspect?
I didn't mention this plot during the system simulation, can this be something that can be omitted casually!
"We'll talk about it when we get back." Cao Zheng replied with a cold face.

"okay."

The two sat on the stone pier again, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little dignified.

The River God smiled slightly, and wrote a string of words on the ground with his fingers.

"Brother, I'm really a god. If I guessed right. This is your horoscope, right?"

Cao Zheng looked down, and none of the words matched his own.

"No."

What the God of the River wrote should be the birth date of the original owner of the plot, right?
The God of the River was stunned, frantically pinched his fingers and calculated, and muttered in his mouth: "Impossible."

Since the system did not explain how he rejected the river god, Cao Zheng suddenly felt that this was a good time.

--call
The river god's eyes suddenly glowed red, and he stared straight at Cao Zheng's face, trying to see his soul at the same time.

Cao Zheng had never seen such a strange scene.When he was nervous, the wooden sleeper had already appeared on his right hand, ready to give him a stick at any time.

--call
The God of the River's gaze returned to normal, and he cupped his hands apologetically and said, "Maybe I was wrong, Xiongtai is indeed different from ordinary people."

Cao Zheng silently put the wooden sleeper back into the system where the River God didn't see it.

It seems that the story is still going according to the normal flow, and it is coming to an end soon.

"Although the horoscope is wrong, I can also see something from your face. It's not a lie that you have wasted the girl's youth, abandoned her in chaos and abandoned her at the end, and had to leave her hometown and go out as an official, right? I need to go on. Is it?" River God asked again holding up the stone bowl.

"Continue to say, where is the delay in youth, can you expand it?" Cao Zheng also picked up the wine bowl in surprise, did not expect to have unexpected gains?
The God of the River should be talking about Cao Zheng playing this role.Which gentleman is going to miss this kind of shyness and shyness?
"Uh—" He Shen froze on the spot again, the stone bowl in front of him had nowhere to put it.

The River God was also scolding in his heart, how could there be such shameless people in this world?
"I think Xiongtai is also a man of temperament, so let's not talk about this kind of private relationship. Closer to home, I came here to ask for you." River God drank the juice, and his mood seemed to calm down a lot.

"Don't worry, what I want to hear is the affair between my son and daughter." Cao Zheng said hastily.

The God of the River pretended not to hear Cao Zheng's protest, and continued on his own, "I am the deity of the Chishui River. However, the Chishui Temple is full of cigarettes, is in disrepair for a long time, and is full of thorns.

This time, I want to ask Xiongtai to help repair and continue the incense. "

"What about the embarrassing thing you just said? You're not trying to fool me, are you?" Cao Zheng asked persistently.

Knowing that as long as he rejects the river god at this time, the story will end, Cao Zheng insists on listening to something nasty at the end.

The God of the River still pretended not to hear, stood up and bowed to Cao Zheng, "Since you still have doubts, I will guarantee you to be the county magistrate. After half a year, please go to the Chishui Temple for a talk. Whether you want to help or not, please go to time to make a decision.”

--call out
Cao Zheng suddenly had an ominous premonition, and quickly got up to refuse, but the man in white disappeared without a trace, and his stone bowl was taken away with him.

It was too late to say anything more.

"Gah!!! I hate it!"

The plot deviates from the simulation, and Cao Zheng cannot enter the ending at this point, which also indicates that he is about to enter a risky plot.

The reason is that Cao Zheng wanted to do something pornographic.

——Kacha Kacha

The scene in front of him began to pass quickly, as if there were two big hands in the void fiddled with the time dial.

Cao Zheng used a third-person perspective to watch the boring life of the protagonist for the past six months.Apart from drinking and writing a few limericks every day, there is nothing else.

- click

After half a year of plot ended, Cao Zheng was thrown into the protagonist's body again.

At this time, he had just been awarded the county magistrate and was on his way to the Chishui Temple.

"The problem is, even if I reject the River God, I can still become the county magistrate. What does it have to do with this big liar?"

The original protagonist of the story has an uncertain future, so it is understandable to be coaxed and deceived so much.

Fortunately, Cao Zheng knew the ending of the story, otherwise he would have been bluffed by the Chishui River God.

"Since the plot is here, I can only find out where the next story node is."

Cao Zheng rode on the horse and started the second simulation.

(End of this chapter)
Chapter 2 Encounter in Huangyuan
"Ugh…"

Cao Zheng didn't know how long the river god would be dangling on the fence, so he quickly stepped forward and pulled him into the yard.

"Brother, if you want to invest in a store, you have to go through the main entrance, and if you want to steal something, you have to be quick." Cao Zheng said very speechlessly, hoping that the God of the River would tell the matter quickly.

Then I gracefully refused and returned to the real world, and everyone was happy not to cause trouble to each other, how nice.

"Thank you, brother, for the rescue. Xiaosheng happened to pass by here in his free time. Seeing that brother was drinking and having fun with the beautiful scenery on a good day, I couldn't help but want to come to talk about it." He Shenchao Cao Zheng respectfully explained the purpose of his visit.

"I also hope that brother will not refuse."

Looking at the dilapidated scene around him, Cao Zheng couldn't think of the beautiful scenery on a good day.

Forget it, just be happy.

Cao Zheng returned to his seat, and the River God took out a stone bowl from his arms, wiped it with a white coat, and put it on the ground.

Seeing this prepared posture, Cao Zheng didn't say much, picked up the jar and poured two bowls.

The River God stared at the cloudy liquid in the bowl, which was worse than the bad wine he had ever seen in his life.

"This store is too good at deceiving customers. It doesn't even filter the dirty wine." Heshen was silent for a long time, and finally choked out a few words.

Cao Zheng smiled and said nothing, picked up his wine bowl and drank the juice in one gulp.

The taste, still so weird.

A modern person and an ancient river god should have no common language.Cao Zheng became playful and discussed with him about local customs and religious beliefs.

But when Buddhism was mentioned, the God of the River suddenly regained his spirits and yelled at the bald donkeys for their various evil deeds, confiscating money and oppressing the people to do everything.

"If you ask me, they are worse than officials." He said, slapping the stone pier.

"Brother, be careful, I am also an official, although I was dismissed." Cao Zheng unknowingly assumed the role, always feeling that this guy scolded himself too.

The River God smiled awkwardly, picked up the wine glass and drank the juice in one gulp.

The two were chatting and laughing, and Cao Zheng suddenly felt his belly swell, and his eyes began to look around for a suitable position.

If you drink too much juice, you need to add water at this time.

"Brother, there is too much water in the wine in this store." The River God also put down the stone bowl, and said with a frown covering his stomach.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and walked slowly to the crooked neck tree in a tacit understanding.

The bright moon was in the sky, and jade was flying under the feet of the two of them.

Before he lifted his pants, the River God suddenly turned his head and said, "To tell you the truth, I'm actually a god.

Cao Zheng held the water pipe and shivered, and looked at the river god speechlessly.

"Brother, don't be afraid, I have no malicious intentions." He Shen said quickly, intending to pat Cao Zheng on the shoulder to appease him.

"I'm not afraid, stay away from me first!" Cao Zheng moved two steps to the side, avoiding the hand of the river god.

He just wanted to take out the wooden stick and aim at the back of the river god's head twice.

Don’t tell me that Lao Tzu is talking to you over there, but when you go under the tree to do business, you tell me that you are a god?Is your deity still related to this aspect?
I didn't mention this plot during the system simulation, can this be something that can be omitted casually!
"We'll talk about it when we get back." Cao Zheng replied with a cold face.

"okay."

The two sat on the stone pier again, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little dignified.

The River God smiled slightly, and wrote a string of words on the ground with his fingers.

"Brother, I'm really a god. If I guessed right. This is your horoscope, right?"

Cao Zheng looked down, and none of the words matched his own.

"No."

What the God of the River wrote should be the birth date of the original owner of the plot, right?
The God of the River was stunned, frantically pinched his fingers and calculated, and muttered in his mouth: "Impossible."

Since the system did not explain how he rejected the river god, Cao Zheng suddenly felt that this was a good time.

--call
The river god's eyes suddenly glowed red, and he stared straight at Cao Zheng's face, trying to see his soul at the same time.

Cao Zheng had never seen such a strange scene.When he was nervous, the wooden sleeper had already appeared on his right hand, ready to give him a stick at any time.

--call
The God of the River's gaze returned to normal, and he cupped his hands apologetically and said, "Maybe I was wrong, Xiongtai is indeed different from ordinary people."

Cao Zheng silently put the wooden sleeper back into the system where the River God didn't see it.

It seems that the story is still going according to the normal flow, and it is coming to an end soon.

"Although the horoscope is wrong, I can also see something from your face. It's not a lie that you have wasted the girl's youth, abandoned her in chaos and abandoned her at the end, and had to leave her hometown and go out as an official, right? I need to go on. Is it?" River God asked again holding up the stone bowl.

"Continue to say, where is the delay in youth, can you expand it?" Cao Zheng also picked up the wine bowl in surprise, did not expect to have unexpected gains?
The God of the River should be talking about Cao Zheng playing this role.Which gentleman is going to miss this kind of shyness and shyness?
"Uh—" He Shen froze on the spot again, the stone bowl in front of him had nowhere to put it.

The River God was also scolding in his heart, how could there be such shameless people in this world?
"I think Xiongtai is also a man of temperament, so let's not talk about this kind of private relationship. Closer to home, I came here to ask for you." River God drank the juice, and his mood seemed to calm down a lot.

"Don't worry, what I want to hear is the affair between my son and daughter." Cao Zheng said hastily.

The God of the River pretended not to hear Cao Zheng's protest, and continued on his own, "I am the deity of the Chishui River. However, the Chishui Temple is full of cigarettes, is in disrepair for a long time, and is full of thorns.

This time, I want to ask Xiongtai to help repair and continue the incense. "

"What about the embarrassing thing you just said? You're not trying to fool me, are you?" Cao Zheng asked persistently.

Knowing that as long as he rejects the river god at this time, the story will end, Cao Zheng insists on listening to something nasty at the end.

The God of the River still pretended not to hear, stood up and bowed to Cao Zheng, "Since you still have doubts, I will guarantee you to be the county magistrate. After half a year, please go to the Chishui Temple for a talk. Whether you want to help or not, please go to time to make a decision.”

--call out
Cao Zheng suddenly had an ominous premonition, and quickly got up to refuse, but the man in white disappeared without a trace, and his stone bowl was taken away with him.

It was too late to say anything more.

"Gah!!! I hate it!"

The plot deviates from the simulation, and Cao Zheng cannot enter the ending at this point, which also indicates that he is about to enter a risky plot.

The reason is that Cao Zheng wanted to do something pornographic.

——Kacha Kacha

The scene in front of him began to pass quickly, as if there were two big hands in the void fiddled with the time dial.

Cao Zheng used a third-person perspective to watch the boring life of the protagonist for the past six months.Apart from drinking and writing a few limericks every day, there is nothing else.

- click

After half a year of plot ended, Cao Zheng was thrown into the protagonist's body again.

At this time, he had just been awarded the county magistrate and was on his way to the Chishui Temple.

"The problem is, even if I reject the River God, I can still become the county magistrate. What does it have to do with this big liar?"

The original protagonist of the story has an uncertain future, so it is understandable to be coaxed and deceived so much.

Fortunately, Cao Zheng knew the ending of the story, otherwise he would have been bluffed by the Chishui River God.

"Since the plot is here, I can only find out where the next story node is."

Cao Zheng rode on the horse and started the second simulation.

(End of this chapter)