Qiankun Storyteller

Chapter 6 Vulnerability
"There is a saying that riding a tiger is hard to get off. That eye-catching white-fronted tiger is going crazy. What should Wu Song do when he is sitting on its back?"

"Yes, what should I do?"

Everyone's hearts were suspended again, and they stretched their necks and looked up at Su Wen.

Su Wen gasped, and shouted loudly: "Since it's difficult to get off, then I won't get off, but seeing Wu Song exert his strength, he sank down, clamped the tiger's waist with his legs, forced himself into a horse stance, and then used The left hand held the tiger's head from behind, and pushed the tiger's head into the ground, the two claws picked up the yellow mud and flew around, digging out two mud pits."

"Press the tiger's head into the ground?"

"How much strength does it take?"

Hearing Su Wen's narration, everyone in the audience was speechless.

Su Wen took the opportunity to observe the changes in the consumption of Lingyun.

Hmm... not only did the number not decrease, but it increased.

Seeing this, Su Wen nodded secretly.

He talked about Wu Song fighting the tiger. Although Wu Song's performance is different from the original work, it is still a big difference, but it doesn't consume much charm.

Because this is a loophole in the original work!
The original work of Water Margin, on the surface, is a historical novel, but in fact... it is a fantasy novel.

That's right, fantasy, or fantasy of immortals and demons!

According to the setting in the original book of the Water Margin, Liangshan [-] will all be the lower realm of the magic star, and none of them are mortals in essence. Gongsun Sheng and a few Taoist priests all know spells.

Those generals are also more perverted than each other. Wu Song can throw hundreds of catties of stone locks for fun, Lu Zhishen pulls out weeping willows upside down, and Lu Junyi rides alone to sweep thousands of troops... The color of fantasy is extremely strong.

If it weren't for the cover of historical novels, according to the performance of the [-] generals, Song Jiang could completely lead Liangshan to dominate the world. The Great Song Daliao, Wang Qingfangla, and Wang Qingfangla couldn't beat those demon star generals at all.

What's more.This kind of strength setting is an appearance setting. He had it from the beginning, the kind that was completely unreasonable, such as Wu Song's supernatural power, which was innate supernatural power, not acquired or obtained through adventure.

This setting is not only rude, but also causes many loopholes.

Take Wu Song as an example. Wu Song was born with supernatural powers, and he could throw stone locks of several hundred catties into the sky for fun. With such inhuman physical strength, even if he beat a tiger on Jingyang Ridge, his hands and feet would be weak, and his air and strength would be exhausted. ?

That's totally unreasonable, okay?

This is a loophole in the original work of the Water Margin.

Taking advantage of this loophole in the setting, Su Wen can save a lot of aura, because his modification is to complement the loophole in the setting and rationalize it.

In the original book, Wu Song was born with such supernatural power, but he was in a panic when he was fighting tigers in Jingyanggang, which is unreasonable!

The Wu Song modified by Su Wen also has the setting of "innate supernatural power", so he behaved calmly in fighting the tiger in Jingyanggang, gained an overwhelming advantage, and won an overwhelming victory, which...is very reasonable.

This modification, which does not change the setting of the original book but can fill in the loopholes and rationalize it, can save Su Wen a lot of aura. Needless to say, what is its value?

This kind of modification can be used not only in Wu Song and Water Margin, but also in other characters and other collections.

Of course, that will be a matter for the future, now Su Wen has to finish the first book properly.

"Wu Song pressed on the tiger's back, pressed the huge tiger's head to the ground with one hand, raised a fist the size of a hammer with the other hand, urged his divine power again, and punched the tiger three times in a row, making the tiger howl like thunder. A lot of red and white things overflowed from the nose, but after a while there was no movement, and he was beaten to death by Wu Erlang's three punches!"

Su Wen's voice was like a knife, cut off a paragraph, and continued sonorously:
There is a poem saying:

The strong man in Yanggu was still drunk, and suddenly greeted him at Gangtou.

Looking for people up and down, the tiger is hungry and thirsty, bumping into ferocious and rushing at people.

When a tiger comes and rushes at a man, it is like a mountain falling, but when a man goes to meet a tiger, it is like a rock falling.

When the arms and wrists fall, the cannon will fly, and the minions will crawl into mud pits.

The heavy fist and the hammer were like thunder, and his hands were dripping with blood.

The pine forest is filled with filth and filth, and the scattered hair and beard fall to the mountain.

From a close view, the balance of power is not resting, but from a distance, it is majestic and prestige.

The body is covered with wild grass, and the eyes are closed and the light does not flash!

"..."

"it is good!!!"

After the sound of the poem fell, everyone was silent for a moment, and then the hall was full of applause, and the voices were full of people.

"Okay, what a Wu Song Wu Erlang!"

"What a hero, what a hero!"

"Three punches to kill Hanging Eye Tiger, good man, good strength!"

"A man should be like this!"

Everyone applauded and was very excited.

Su Wen still smiled, and continued: "Wu Song saw that the big bug didn't move, so he stood up and looked around. He saw that the sky was dark and there was no moonlight. There was no road in front of Jingyang Ridge, so he just turned around and lay down there. On the bluestone, prepare to sleep on the spot overnight, and then go down to the mound at dawn."

"This……"

"The hero is really brave!"

"Aren't you afraid of another big bug?"

"Even if there are no tigers, the poisonous snakes on this mountain are still deadly!"

Everyone talked about it, but they didn't care. After all, it was just an insignificant detail.

Su Wen continued: "Wu Song lay down on the bluestone, then sat up again, picked up the dead tiger, put it on the big bluestone, and lay down again, with his head resting on the bloodless tiger's belly. Now, close your eyes and go to sleep."

This kind of narration aroused a lot of discussion among the people, and they all lamented Wu Song's pride.

Su Wen estimated the time and stepped up the rhythm: "After lying down and sleeping, one night passed. In the early morning of the next day, twenty or thirty big men came to work. The two leaders were wearing tiger skin clothes, carrying five-pronged forks, and carrying bows and arrows. It's a local hunter, ordered by the county lord to hunt that eye-catching white-fronted worm!"

A group of hunters just came to work when they saw a colorful tiger lying on its side on the big bluestone, and a person was lying between the tiger's belly. They were shocked, thinking that the tiger had killed someone again, they all bent their bows and set up arrows to shoot. That big bug! "

"what!"

"With eyes but no pearls, don't you see that the big worm is already dead?"

"If you shoot Wu Song and wake him up from his sleep, it will be much scarier than some big bug!"

Everyone laughed again.

Wu Song fights the tiger, and Orion is shocked. This is an excellent plot of pretending to be X.

But Su Wen didn't mean to talk too much, because there was not much time left, and he had to pave the way for the next stage, to create suspense and anticipation for the audience, and to come and praise him the next time he spoke. field.

In the jargon of storytellers, it is to make a hook, to hook the hearts of the audience, and to listen to the lecture after the end.

Of course, modern novelists have a more appropriate saying, that is...

"The group of hunters hugged Wu Song, carried the big worm, walked down Jingyanggang, and beat gongs and drums all the way to Yanggu County. The people in Yanggu County heard that someone had killed the eye-catching white-fronted big worm on Jingyanggang. After rushing out to see, even the county venerable was alarmed.

The county lord recruited Wu Song and all the hunters to the county government office, and after looking at the corpse of the tiger, he immediately rewarded him with the tiger hunting money collected by every household in the county, a total of one thousand coins!
But Wu Song cupped his hands and said: "by chance, it was not Wu Song's ability to kill this tiger by chance. How could he dare to receive a reward? Hearing that all the hunters were punished by their masters because of this tiger, why don't you just distribute the money to everyone?" "

"This……"

"It's so righteous!"

"Is that how you gave away a thousand coins?"

"It's really generous and generous!"

Everyone nodded again and again, all praising Wu Song for his righteousness.

Su Wen continued: "Wu Song's behavior moved all the hunters very much, and the county lord nodded his head again and again, thinking that he was honest and benevolent, so he deliberately promoted him. Dutou, after writing the document, asked him to take the corpse of the big worm through the streets and alleys, to report the death of the big worm, and to comfort the hearts of the people in Yanggu.

Wu Song readily agreed, and took the corpse of the tiger with a group of hunters to the street, and the hunters found a sedan chair to carry him, and the group of people, plus the people who came to see the tiger, beat gongs and drums, making a lively noise all over the place. Yanggu County.

Wu Song sat on the sedan chair, waved all the way through the people around him, and when he reached the corner of the first street, he suddenly heard a voice from the crowd: "Erlang, is it Erlang?"

Speaking of this, Su Wen gave an inexplicable smile: "I don't know who was shouting. Among the crowd, I only heard his voice, but I couldn't see the person, but Wu Song was shocked when he heard it. Pushing aside the crowd, ignoring the astonished gazes around him, he knelt down on the ground, bowed his head, and shouted: "Brother, Wu Song is back! "

"..."

Although this episode was not as exciting and tense as Jingyanggang's Fighting the Tiger, it was still fascinating when it was narrated. Everyone in the audience was totally oblivious to what they heard, and before they realized anything, Su Wen stopped talking.

"Why did it stop?"

"Go on?"

"Who is that man who actually asked Wu Song to bow down?"

Everyone looked at Su Wen with doubts on their faces, and the hooligans in the front row shouted impatiently.

Su Wen smiled, and continued: "In Yanggu County, corpses are stained with blood, people's heads roll where steel knives are heard, and blood flows when swords are swung. It is only because of wine and sex that one forgets one's home and country. How often do you see poems and books mistake good people?"

"If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next chapter to break it down!"

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　Thanks to the man from Qimeng for the five thousand reward and all the book friends for their support

　　
　
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