A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1014: Famous scene of stealing chicken!

Chapter 1014: The famous scene of stealing chicken! (Please order the whole thing!)
In the 1960s, the cultural level of ordinary people was generally not high. He Yushui, who went to high school in the courtyard, was considered an excellent student. It happened that He Yushui was not in the courtyard today because he was going to school. In addition, most people of this era came from the old society and had certain superstitious ideas. So when Xu Damao said that Bang Geng was possessed by evil spirits, although the scene was quiet, surprisingly no one objected. Even Yan Bugui, the elementary school teacher, did not say a word.

Of course, we cannot rule out the possibility that Yan Bugui, like Hua Shier, is just there for fun, watching the fun in silence.

Qin Huairu was born in the countryside and had basically never been to school. She had been exposed to a lot of feudal ideas in the countryside. She had heard a lot of legendary stories about Wong Tai Sin and Bai Tai Sin. At this moment, she was half-believing and half-doubting, and asked with tears in her eyes:
"Xu Damao, are you serious? Bang Geng is really possessed!"

Xu Damao spread his hands and said, "How can I guarantee this? But good people don't jump into a cesspool. I've seen someone in a similar situation to Bang Geng, who also jumped into a cesspool. Guess what happened?"

All the neighbors looked at Xu Damao curiously, and some even asked him what happened to the person he had met.

Xu Damao sighed: "The police caught him. He was just playing tricks and jumped into the cesspool just to peek at other people's butts!"

Hua Shier turned his head and shrugged his shoulders. He had practiced it before, but damn, it would be a waste of time for Xu Damao not to tell crosstalk!

The people around him reacted and laughed out loud.

He Daqing angrily scolded: "Get lost, kid, it's already this hour, and you still want to joke around!"

Second Aunt's face turned pale and blue. Wasn't Xu Damao's story talking about her? It was exactly the same as what she had just experienced. Thinking about what had just happened, wasn't it?
She now seriously suspected that this little bastard Bang Geng was a bad boy.
She rolled her eyes, she had to take revenge:

"What Xu Damao said is correct. Banggeng must have been possessed by evil spirits. I've heard of his method before. Just give Banggeng something to drink and he'll be fine. There's a saying, 'fight poison with poison'. This thing used to be a medicine, called 'Ren Zhong Huang'."

After the second aunt said this, the others who were older all started talking about it. They all talked about various legends they had heard since childhood or from their friends. In the end, they all agreed that Bang Geng was possessed by an evil spirit.

The most interesting thing is that I don’t know what He Yuzhu was thinking, but he clearly supported Xu Damao’s statement, which was quite surprising.

Hua Twelve looked serious on the surface, but he was actually laughing so hard inside. None of these beasts suggested sending them to the hospital.

Qin Huairu looked at her beloved son, gritted her teeth and agreed to Xu Damao's idea.

Sha Zhu had been waiting for a long time. He went back to get the tools and started the actual operation. The scene was too horrifying, so I won't describe it. Otherwise, it would not pass the review and would have to be revised. Anyway, he has already participated in the insurance.

Everyone pinched their noses and quickly dispersed.

Hua Shier was behind the crowd, and when no one was paying attention, he took out his cell phone from the storage space and started taking a lot of photos. According to experts in later generations, such a famous scene only occurs once every fifty years, once every one hundred years, once every two hundred years, and some said once every four hundred years. Well, the experts started fighting.

Banggeng was choked awake and lay on the ground coughing.

The child was also a little confused, coughing and vomiting in a daze. When he almost calmed down, he smacked his lips and said, "Mom, this piece of meat stinks."

vomit!
The neighbors all started vomiting.

Qin Huairu was pregnant, and she would have vomited if she hadn't seen this. Now that she saw Banggeng like this, she was afraid that the placenta would burst out, so she quickly covered her mouth and turned around and ran away, not caring about her son, but still shouted:
"Lao He, I'll leave the stick to you, you two should wash it carefully!"

Bang Geng finally woke up in the middle courtyard, next to the sink. After several basins of warm water were poured over him, Bang Geng burst into tears:

"Silly Zhu, you feed me this, I hate you so much"

Sha Zhu was holding a plate of peanuts while eating them and laughing: "You little ungrateful bastard, why do you hate me? If you want to hate someone, go hate Xu Damao. It was he who said you were possessed by evil spirits and he was the one who gave the idea. That's why your mother asked me to feed you."

Bang Geng burst into tears. He Daqing washed Bang Geng while complaining to Sha Zhu:
"That's enough. You don't look like a brother at all. Your brother is like this, and you can still laugh!"

When He Yuzhu heard the word "brother", he felt a little heartbroken and simply turned around and left.

He Daqing washed the dirt off Banggeng's face and saw a big red footprint on the boy's face. It was obvious that he had been kicked in the face. He immediately asked: "Banggeng, what's wrong with your face? Who kicked you in the face? It seems to be a size 42 kick."

Banggeng also remembered at this time: "Dad He, I was put in a sack and thrown into the pit by someone."

When Sha Zhu heard the conversation behind him, he involuntarily quickened his pace and quickly left the central courtyard.

At Hua Shier's house, the couple, as well as Xu Damao and his wife, were all looking out the window to see what was happening. When they heard Bang Geng say that someone had put him in a sack, Hua Shier and Xu Damao looked at each other and said at the same time:

"Why does this sack-wearing routine look so familiar?"

Seeing Sha Zhu suddenly speed up, the two of them widened their eyes and said, "No way?"

After He Daqing rinsed, he went to the toilet to take a look and found a sack at the bottom of the pit. He asked Hua Shier and Xu Damao for help because one of them was the director of the security department and the other was the chief of the security section of the steel rolling mill. The courtyard was also the family quarters of the steel rolling mill and was under their jurisdiction.

Hua Shier didn't want to get involved in the Banggeng matter, so he just brushed it off and handed it over to Xu Damao to handle.

Although they suspected that He Yuzhu did it, they had no evidence, and the matter of the stick falling into the pit was probably left unresolved.

However, Banggeng is very famous in Hongxing Primary School. Now everyone in the school knows him and he has even been given a nickname, 'Shi Geng'.

Just hearing this nickname, it's very scary. It sounds similar to the Western zombie, but considering the food it eats, it's even more brutal.

After hearing this nickname at school, Banggeng ran home crying and didn't go to school for several days. Later, the situation improved a little after He Daqing personally took Banggeng to school and communicated with the teacher.

However, these experiences planted the seeds of hatred in Banggeng's heart. He felt that he had to do something, so he picked a random target to take revenge on, otherwise that person's revenge would have been in vain.

Finally, he set his sights on everyone in the courtyard.

That's right, this kid is still young and wants to take revenge on society.
He felt that it was Sha Zhu who fed him, so he must take revenge. It was Xu Damao who came up with the idea, so he must take revenge. As for the other neighbors, every one of them made fun of him in front of him and behind his back, so he must also take revenge.

It just so happened that Lao He and Sha Zhu no longer bought him delicious food, and Bang Geng, who could not satisfy his appetite, decided to start his revenge from this aspect.

From that day on, neighbors in the courtyard often lost things, either an egg, a handful of peanuts, or a dime or two. These were not of great value, and even if someone discovered that something was missing, they would think they had put it in the wrong place or remembered it wrongly.

Of course, all these were done by Banggeng. Neighbors in the courtyard didn't lock their doors, so he would go in when no one was paying attention and take some things out. After a long time, nothing happened, so Banggeng became more and more courageous and felt more and more accomplished. One day at school, the teacher was teaching a math class, and Banggeng was listening to a foreign language, looking out the window and daydreaming. He was thinking about his recent smooth career, which was obviously on the rise, so he decided to make it bigger and stronger, create brilliance, and see how he could do something big.

It happened to be the weekend, and Xu Damao's apprentice in the Propaganda Department came to give him a gift, and the two were greeting each other at the gate of the courtyard.

"Master, these are two old hens given to me by my fellow villagers when I went to the countryside to show a movie. I brought them here to feed Master's wife."

Xu Damao's face was as happy as a chrysanthemum: "That's great, I won't be polite, here are five dollars, you take it, kid, why are you running, okay, Master will accept your filial piety, slow down."

Banggeng watched Xu Damao happily carrying the old hen into the yard. He wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and felt that he had drunk so many disgusting things, vomited for several days, and even got a nickname. It was all Xu Damao's fault. He should also get some supplements.

After school at 3pm on Friday, Banggeng returned to the courtyard and went straight to the backyard while most of the neighbors were at work. He was going to do something big.
At the factory security department, Xu Damao covered his head and pushed the door open to walk into Hua Twelve's office:
"Twelve, the factory manager asked me to inform you that we have guests tonight and I want you to help entertain them!"

Hua Shier saw Xu Damao holding his head with his hands and grimacing, and couldn't help but be curious:

"What's wrong with your head?"

Xu Damao said angrily, "It was that Sha Zhu. I went to the cafeteria to inform the guests about the evening reception. It happened that Sha Zhu went to the cafeteria to ask Uncle He for something. As soon as I lifted the curtain and went in, he came towards me with a rolling pin and hit me on the head."

"That stupid Zhu is still talking to me. I am so angry. I have to call Men San'er and the others. Then Zhu will give in. You little brat, you still want to fight with me. Do you think I am the former Xu Damao?"

At the end, Xu Damao couldn't help but feel complacent again, obviously feeling that he had gained status in front of Sha Zhu.

Hua Twelve said angrily: "That's all you can do. I'm warning you, you're the head of the security department now, you can't mess around with Sha Zhu. If the toilet is blown up again, even if you're the victim, your job as a head will be over!"

Xu Damao smiled awkwardly and agreed readily.

Hua Shier suddenly remembered that in the original plot, Xu Damao was also beaten with a rolling pin by Sha Zhu. His eyes moved:
"Did you see Bangteng in the cafeteria?"

"You saw it. Shazhu said he was going to hit Banggeng. That kid bumped into me when he rushed out of the cafeteria. Otherwise, with my skills, I would have been able to get attacked by Shazhu!"

Hua Twelve immediately became excited, it was a famous scene of stealing a chicken.

He stopped working and stood up, took Xu Damao away and asked the latter to go to the Propaganda Department to borrow a camera.

Xu Damao was confused and asked Hua Twelve what he was doing?
Of course Hua Twelve couldn't tell anyone about the chicken theft in advance, so he just said with a straight face:
"I was promoted only a few days ago. How do you do things in the security department now? How did Banggeng get into the cafeteria? Who let him into the factory? What if something gets lost? Let's take a picture of him and keep a photo as evidence. Then you can call a meeting for the security department and sort it out."

Xu Damao was a little confused. What he said made sense, but the person had already run away. Why did you chase him to the courtyard and take pictures as evidence?

Hua Shier didn't care about that and pulled Xu Damao out of the steel mill. According to his memory, they found the place outside the factory gate where cement pipes were piled. From a distance, they could see smoke rising from behind the cement pipes.

He made a gesture to Xu Damao to keep quiet, and the two of them walked around quietly in tacit understanding. They saw Banggeng, Xiaodang, and Huaihua, who was over two years old, sitting around the fire, eating something with big mouthfuls.

Banggeng took two chicken legs for himself, while Xiaodang and Huaihua took the chicken wings and ate them until their mouths were full of oil.

"Does it smell good?"

Xiaodang and Huaihua both nodded and said, "It smells good!"

Bang Geng warned, "Don't tell Mom and Dad He when you get home, or I won't take you out to eat next time!"

Xiaodang and Huaihua nodded like little adults.

When Xu Damao saw this scene, he was about to go over, but Hua Shier held him back, made a gesture, and told him to be patient and take pictures first.

After taking the photo, Hua Shier took Xu Damao back to the factory. On the way back, the latter asked in confusion:
"Why don't you let me go ask? Banggeng must have stolen the chicken from somewhere!"

Hua Twelve smiled and said, "Go to the Publicity Department and get the photos printed first. As for where Banggeng stole the chicken, you'll know later!"

The Propaganda Department had a darkroom for developing photos, which was very convenient. In more than two hours, the photos were developed and handed over to Hua Shier.

When Xu Damao sent the photos over, he also reported the results of his self-inspection. After a surprise inspection by the Security Department, they believed that the gangbang must have come in through a dog hole. The dog hole was not big, and even adults could not get in, but it was no problem for children.

Hua Twelve looked at the photo and nodded: "This is the loophole in your work, you must pay attention to it next time!"

Xu Damao nodded: "I understand. I have asked Xuejun to find cement bricks to block the dog hole. This situation will definitely not happen again next time!"

After get off work, Hua Shier and Xu Damao rode their bicycles back to the courtyard together after accompanying Director Li to receive guests from other units.

Hua Shier entered the main house to see his wife and children. After a while, he heard Xu Damao making a noise in the backyard. Then he trotted all the way to the front yard.

After a while, Xu Damao started to quarrel with Sha Zhu. It was because Xu Damao discovered that a chicken was missing from his house, and Sha Zhu happened to have brought back half a chicken today, which led to the misunderstanding.

The second uncle hadn't held a general meeting for a long time, and he immediately announced that the lost chicken was a big problem and a meeting had to be held.

At the general meeting, Hua Twelve did not wait for them to make a fuss and directly reminded Xu Damao: "Where is your photo!"

Xu Damao slapped his head and took out the photos, and Banggeng's theft of chickens and soy sauce was immediately exposed!
In the end, He Daqing and Qin Huairu compensated Xu Damao ten dollars and the matter was settled. He Yuzhui knew about Banggeng stealing the soy sauce but did not report it, so Xu Damao caught this and criticized him severely.

After Xu Damao finished criticizing, the second uncle criticized, after the second uncle criticized, He Daqing criticized, and finally Sha Zhu was unhappy and went up to slap Bang Geng in the face. Qin Huairu burst into tears, and the He family was in chaos.

What Hua Shier didn't expect was that he was just watching for fun, but he didn't expect that Bang Geng would hate him because of asking Xu Damao to take the photo.

This day, my wife and I went to my mother-in-law's house with our daughter for dinner. When we came back at night, as soon as we entered the house and turned on the light, we saw that the house was in a mess, as if a thief had broken in.
Thanks to: 08a, Xiao Xiaohu from the Demon World, and Chu Ritian, the Happy Daluo Immortal, for their rewards. Thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly tickets and recommendation tickets. Thank you very much.

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