A hundred flavors of life
Chapter 1015: Great jokes, only jokes are left!
Chapter 1015 is a great joke, only the joke is left! (Please subscribe to the full version!)
Seeing the house in such a mess, the chatterbox holding the child exclaimed: "There's a thief!"
She was about to go in to check what was missing, but Hua Twelve stopped her:
"Don't destroy the scene, wait here for a while."
After Hua Shier finished speaking, he went to take a look at the ear room next door. He used this room as a study and separated it into a kitchen and bathroom. It was also in a mess at this time.
He didn't go inside, but went to the backyard to find Xu Damao and Liu Guangtian first. When the two came over and saw him, they were very angry.
Damn, one of them is the security chief and the other is a security officer, but their boss’s house, who lives in the same courtyard, was robbed. Isn’t this a slap in their faces?
Xu Damao made a direct statement: "I will go to the security department to call for help. No matter who it is, bring that person out to me!"
Hua Twelve waved his hand and said, "Wait a minute, let's go inform the neighbors in broad daylight and hold a meeting for the whole courtyard!"
Liu Guangtian nodded and left, calling his younger brother Liu Guangfu to inform his father Liu Haizhong, his third uncle Yan Bugui, and other neighbors separately.
Soon, the neighbors gathered in the middle courtyard one after another. Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui were both a little surprised:
"Twelve, I heard that there was a thief in your house?"
Hua Shier opened the door and let everyone see the situation inside his house. When the neighbors saw it, they immediately started talking, thinking that there really was a thief.
Sha Zhu has a grudge against Hua Twelve, and he gloats over this:
"Oh, you've done too many bad things and offended people!"
Without Hua Twelve saying anything, Xu Damao pointed at Sha Zhu and warned:
"You stupid idiot, if you don't speak human language again, even if you did it, we won't investigate and will just put you in jail!"
Sha Zhu has never been afraid of Xu Damao:
"Fool, don't think you don't know your place just because you're a section chief. Come and try to catch me. Master Zhu will let you know what the horse king's three eyes mean!"
Xu Damao took out his gun directly:
"I'll just open your eyes. Just tell me where you want me to open your eyes. I'll help you do it!"
He is now the head of the security department. With his weapons, he is no longer afraid of a one-on-one fight with that guy Sha Zhu.
When Sha Zhu saw the gun, he immediately became timid and muttered:
"If you have the guts to fight me, using a gun is useless."
Before he could finish his words, He Daqing slapped him on the head twice, telling him to shut up, and then apologized to Xu Damao:
"Da Mao, you two have been friends since childhood, you know what kind of temper Sha Zhu has, don't be like him!"
Xu Damao also took advantage of the situation and put away his gun: "It's fine if you just do it for fun, but now you don't know what time it is. We are catching a thief, why are you making a fuss!"
"Yes, yes, that idiot Zhu is so dishonest. I'll beat him up when I get home!"
The third uncle was thinking at this time: "If an outsider came into our courtyard, everyone would see it!"
Liu Haizhong acted like a hospital leader and asked the neighbors:
"Did you see any outsiders today?"
Everyone shook their heads. Hua Twelve glanced at everyone's expressions and saw that none of them seemed fake. He immediately said:
"There are two possibilities. One is that it was done by an outsider, and the other possibility is that someone from our hospital was playing a joke on me. If it was a joke, just stand up and say it, apologize to me, and the matter will be over. If it wasn't done by someone from our hospital, then our Security Department will file a case and follow the procedures."
Seeing that no one spoke, Hua Twelve smiled coldly:
"I'll be frank with you. We're neighbors. I gave you a chance, but you didn't say anything. But you don't cherish it. If you file a case, it will be like going to the court. No one can plead for you then!"
The neighbors looked at each other, but still no one stepped forward to admit it.
Hua Twelve continued:
"Also, let me say hello to everyone. I'm the security director of our steel mill. Sometimes there may be some confidential documents at home. From today on, everyone is not allowed to enter. I will lock the door later. If anyone comes in uninvited again, he will be treated as a thief. This case will also be charged to him. Don't cry foul when the time comes!"
"When our security department investigates, I hope you will understand and cooperate. Okay, everyone, go away!"
All the neighbors have a good relationship with Hua Twelve and respect him as a leader, so they all expressed their willingness to cooperate.
After everyone left, Hua Twelve called Liu Guangtian:
"Go find someone to investigate the case!"
Liu Guangtian now bought his own bicycle. He got on the bicycle and went to Yaer Hutong to look for Zhang Xuejun, Men Saner and others. Then he went to the unit to get the investigative tools. After that, he went into Hua Twelve's room and started taking pictures.
The room was in a terrible state of disarray, the quilt was scattered on the floor, the bed was damp and smelled of urine, Chatterbox's foundation was scattered all over the floor, and the plug of the radio they bought when they got married had been cut off. It was obvious that it was a complete disaster.
Chatterbox followed and checked the lost items. There was not much money at home, only about twenty yuan was missing, a can of malted milk for the child, and some snacks were missing.
"Leader, come over here and take a look!"
Hua Shier and Xu Damao were smoking outside. Men Saner called them in from inside the house. After putting out their cigarettes and going in, they saw a footprint on the scattered quilt.
The footprints were not big and it was obvious that they were from a child.
In fact, if Hua Twelve had come in earlier, he should have discovered the footprints long ago. However, he did not intend to let this matter go easily, so he did this and asked his men to come and investigate the case.
He originally thought that this was done by an adult, but now it seems to be a child. There is no need to ask, he has already guessed it in his mind.
Liu Guangtian was about to take a picture of the footprints with his camera, but Hua Twelve stopped him and whispered:
"Don't take pictures, just pretend you didn't see these footprints!"
Although Liu Guangtian didn't understand why, he did as Hua Shier told him to do.
In the ear room, rice, flour and cornmeal were all scattered on the ground. There were footprints on the flour, also from a child. Hua Twelve pretended as usual that everyone didn't see it.
Hua Twelve called out to everyone: "Alright, that's enough, go home when it's time to go home, go on duty when it's time to go on duty, disperse!"
The others left, but Xu Damao stayed:
"It must be Bang Geng, the footprints are obviously from a child. Why don't we catch him? If we catch him now, we will definitely be able to find the lost things!"
Hua Twelve smiled, his eyes turned cold: "Don't wrongly accuse them, I think this was done by an outsider!"
He patted Xu Damao on the shoulder and said, "Just file a case for me tomorrow when you go to work. I'll handle the rest!"
Hua Shier knew clearly in his mind that this was nothing unexpected and it was done by Bang Geng.
But if we follow what Xu Damao said, what's the point of arresting him now even if we catch him red-handed? That ungrateful guy is only in elementary school, and the most we can do is pay him money to educate him.
Is Hua Twelve someone who is short of this little money?
What he wanted was to punish the past and warn the future, cure the disease and save the life, to teach Banggeng a profound lesson, so that the kid would remember this incident with a shadow for the rest of his life. Well, he should learn the lesson and get on the right track!
Xu Damao called Lou Xiao'e over to help Huaxizi clean up the house. While cleaning, he said that the thief was not a human being. It was bad enough for him to steal things, but how could he harm other people's homes like this?
Seeing that the bed was in a terrible state, Lou Xiao'e suggested that Huaxiazi and the child should sleep at their house, while Hua Shier and Xu Damao should go to the company to spend the night.
After Hua Twelve thanked him, he politely declined and said he would find a way. Xu Damao tried to persuade him a few words, but seeing his firm attitude, he did not bring it up again.
After finishing the work, Xu Damao took Lou Xiao'e away, and the chatterbox looked worried:
"The bed was peed on, how can I sleep on it?"
Hua Twelve laughed and said, "Take the children out and wait, I'll perform a magic trick for you!" Half a minute later, Chatterbox heard Hua Twelve's call and pushed the door open. He saw that the house had been replaced with a new large solid wood bed with a new style. Even the bedding was new. He didn't know where the original bed had been taken to. He was so surprised that his mouth couldn't close.
However, no matter how curious she was and how she asked, Hua Twelve just wouldn't say anything.
The next day, Hua Shier told Huaxizi to take the child back to her parents' home to live for a while, and said that she would let her come back after she caught the thief.
As soon as Huaxiazi returned to her parents' home, Hua Shier's two rooms were locked. However, he only locked the doors and left the windows unsealable. This was to provide an entrance for thieves to enter. He planned to set a trap.
During the daytime at work, he borrowed a truck from the car driving class, drove out and bought more than a hundred traps, of all sizes, from small ones for hunting rabbits to large ones for catching wild boars and bears.
Hua Shier placed the traps on the truck and put them into the storage space on the return trip.
When he got home, he started to set up the house like the scene in the movie "Mouset" with a house full of mousetraps, but he didn't use mousetraps, but animal traps all over the house.
Of course, he had no intention of killing anyone, so he didn't use a large animal trap, but a small one that could catch rabbits and wolves.
After setting up the trap, the next step is to start making a nest and putting bait.
The next day after get off work, I brought back big and small bags without hiding them at all. There were malted milk, beef jerky, White Rabbit, and chocolates I got from the Russian experts.
The question is that the children’s snacks were stolen and they need to be replenished.
Hua Shier also took out some and distributed it to the children in the yard, and even Bang Geng got some benefits. So even though he brought back a lot of things, his neighbors did not envy or hate him, because every child got something.
When other children received snacks from Hua Twelve, they were grateful in their hearts and said that Uncle Twelve was a good person. Only Baiyan Langbang Geng didn't think so.
Bang Geng only got a small piece of chocolate and two pieces of White Rabbit. After eating, he felt like licking his lips and tongue. He was not satisfied. Xiao Dang beside him said a few words after eating:
"Uncle Twelve is so nice!"
Bang Geng glared and said, "Bullshit! I saw it all. He brought back so many snacks, but he only gave us this little. How could it be enough for everyone? His family is so rich, they should help our family. Why did his poor son eat so many snacks? He should have given them to me. If you say he is good again, I will beat you up!"
Xiaodang felt a little aggrieved, but she didn't dare to refute because she saw the shadow of her grandmother in her brother.
In fact, Banggeng was mean to Xiaodang because he was a little angry. After he finished eating what he had in his hand, he wanted to snatch the food from Xiaodang, but he saw that his sister had also finished eating. He felt unwilling to accept that he didn't succeed, so he got angry.
Turning around, he saw Xiaodang crying because of his scolding. After thinking for a while, he pulled his sister out of the courtyard and went to the abandoned royal garden on the other side. He dug out an iron can from a pile of dry soil. After opening it, he found some malted milk and White Rabbit candy inside. He grabbed a handful of malted milk and gave it to Xiaodang, asking her to put it in her mouth as if it were candy.
Xiaodang ate the malted milk and felt it was sweet, and then he smiled again.
This can of malted milk was exactly the one that was lost from Hua Twelve’s house before.
Although malted milk and White Rabbit chocolate were delicious, Banggeng had tasted better chocolate and felt that these two were not as tasty, so he simply gave them to his sister and started to think about having some chocolate himself.
Two days later, Banggeng felt so hungry that he was playing in the yard after school at noon. Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he wanted to push the door into Hua Twelve's house and try the same trick again.
What he said to Xiaodang were actually his true thoughts. Banggeng believed that since Hua Shier's family was rich, they should support their family. He didn't think that he had done anything wrong and that it was only natural for him to take some food and some things.
It turned out that the door was locked and he couldn't get in at all. Banggeng cursed him for being stingy and turned around to push the window again. As a result, the window opened as soon as he pushed it, and he was immediately delighted.
He looked around and saw that there was no one there, so he just climbed in through the window.
In the courtyard, people were working the day shift and taking a nap. Suddenly, a heart-wrenching howl was heard from the middle courtyard, which scared the neighbors and they all rushed to the middle courtyard to check what was going on.
As a result, the window of Hua Twelve's house was pushed open and the screaming sound came from the house.
Hua Shier was working at the office when Liu Guangtian knocked on the door and came in: "Leader, Guangfu is here to see you. He said there's a thief in your house. Someone might die. Go check it out right away!"
Hua Shier rode his bike back in a hurry, and he was accompanied by Xu Damao and Liu Guangtian who had returned to watch the excitement. As soon as they walked out of the factory gate, they saw He Daqing, Qin Huairu and He Yuzhu also hurried out.
When they returned to the courtyard, they saw the neighbors gathered in the middle yard, pointing and talking. Banggeng was lying in Hua Twelve's house, with traps of all sizes on him and blood all over his body. He was unconscious and no one knew whether he was alive or dead.
It was so tragic. A little kid had traps all over his arms, legs, chest, back, and face. The traps were all serrated and pierced into his flesh. It was a horrible sight.
Hua Twelve twitched the corner of his mouth. These neighbors, it must have taken more than half an hour to clamp the wound, and no one sent Bang Geng to the hospital. It was obvious that they were afraid of spending money!
"Awesome!"
Qin Huairu was about to rush in, but He Daqing pulled her back: "Huairu, it's dangerous in there!"
It is indeed dangerous. Bang Geng triggered more than a dozen animal traps, and it seems that half of them have not been triggered yet. If you are not careful, you will get caught.
Sha Zhu's eyes also turned red. He was angry with Qin Huairu and threw Bang Geng into the pit. But after all, he had watched Bang Geng grow up. It was okay for him to beat him, but he felt a little sad when others beat him.
He turned around and grabbed Hua Twelve's collar: "Hua Twelve, you don't even let the children go!"
Before his hand touched Hua Twelve, he was kicked in the chest and flew away:
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm using this to catch thieves. It's obvious that Bang Geng is the thief. If you keep talking nonsense, you're an accomplice!"
Sha Zhu was kicked and got a stitch in his side. He didn't have the strength to speak. Everyone rushed to send Bang Geng to the hospital. The result was something Hua Shier didn't expect.
The doctor came out of the operating room and told everyone that Bang Geng's injuries were too severe and he needed to have his hands, a leg, and little JJ amputated. Because his injuries were serious, he could not be saved if the time was delayed any longer. He asked the family to sign and to perform the surgery quickly. If the surgery was not performed, his life would be in danger.
Qin Huairu fainted, and He Daqing rushed to take care of her. However, he didn't care because Qin Huairu was pregnant with his child.
The final signature given by He Yuzhu was incomplete when Banggeng came out of the operating room.
The next day, Qin Huairu was so angry that she reported Hua Twelve. The police intervened in the investigation and finally got the exact information from Xiaodang that it was Bang Geng who did it when Hua Twelve's house was robbed last time.
Moreover, Xiaodang also told the weird reasons why Banggeng stole the Hua Twelve Family, saying that if you have money, you should support his family, giving birth to a daughter is a loss, and it is better to give him snacks. After hearing this, the neighbors in the courtyard turned their sympathy into disgust. Isn't this another Jia Zhangshi? This child is useless!
In the end, the police determined that Hua Twelve had no problems and was not responsible at all. Qin Huairu also had to compensate Hua Twelve's family for their previous losses. Bai Lianhua was so excited that she almost had a miscarriage. In the end, He Daqing apologized and paid compensation to settle the matter.
When Banggeng was discharged from the hospital, everyone took a look and was surprised to see that it was Duan Yanqing!
His face was disfigured, with jagged scars all over it. He lost one leg and only had one hand left. He had difficulty using crutches. It was such a miserable sight.
The little wolf's eyes were full of hatred, but in his current state he had difficulty getting off the bed, and he was afraid there was nothing he could do.
Three months later, Qin Huairu gave birth to twin boys. The disfigured Banggeng was banished to the cold palace by his mother, and Bai Lianhua poured all her maternal love into the twins.
At the end of the year, news came from Heilongjiang that Jia Zhang, who was doing labor reform there, had an accident during his labor reform and broke both legs. He has now been sent back to the countryside and is under home supervision. In other words, as a disabled person, he does not have to go to jail and can just return to the village and be looked after by the team.
Jia Zhang made a request that she wanted custody of her grandson, saying that she was disabled and needed someone to take care of her.
When someone on the street asked, He Daqing and Qin Huairu were stunned. Is there such a good thing?
Banggeng was immediately sent to his grandmother in the countryside. Banggeng and Jia Zhang made a perfect pair of martial arts masters, a match made in heaven!
Jia Zhang almost vomited blood when she saw Bang Geng's expression. Who was taking care of whom? But it was too late to regret now.
Thanks to: 08a, Xiao Xiaohu from the Demon World, and Chu Ritian, the Happy Daluo Immortal, for their rewards. Thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly tickets and recommendation tickets. Thank you very much.
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