A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 470 An apology is a useful chapter, what do you want money for!

Chapter 470 If an apology is useful, why do you want money! (Seek full order)

Ma Daxiang wants to mortgage the house, and of course it's not all for the bonus of Hua Shier. Although the current situation of the Daxiang team is crotchless, the bonus of more than 4 yuan can be solved by some sponsorship.

Just like in today's game, Ma Daxiang collected 5000 yuan as a sponsorship fee, and hung a banner of a soy sauce factory on the sidelines during the game.

The reason why Ma Daxiang decided to break the boat like this was mainly because he saw the hope of the team's prosperity. As long as players like Hua Twelve were kept, why would his Daxiang team fail to succeed.

After the game, Ma Daxiang first gave Hua 12 to [-] yuan, and promised that the remaining money would be credited within three days, and the latter generously said that there was no problem.

Ma Daxiang pulled Hua Shishi aside alone, and discussed with him that he wanted to sign a contract for a few more years.

Hua Twelve refused on the spot, not because he didn't miss the old love, but because his worth would definitely rise. If he was asked to sign the contract for a few more years at this time, wouldn't it be treating him as a fool.

He only promised that under the premise of the same treatment, he would give priority to renewing his contract with the Daxiang team.

When Ma Daxiang saw that others disagreed with what he said, it was a pity. If he could sign a five-year contract, when Hua Twelve's worth rose, even if he quit the team, he could make a lot of money by reselling the contract. ah.

However, Ma Daxiang is also very satisfied to get Hua Shier's promise to renew the contract first.

After the game, Ma Daxiang made an exception and generously invited all the team members to a buffet with free drinks to celebrate the 46-0 miracle created by Hua Twelve in today's game.

The next day, the competition started to ferment, and Hua Twelve became popular without any surprise.

Although this kind of third-level match is no different from wild teams, and no one pays attention to it in normal times, the score of 46:0 at halftime made this game a hot search list.

Although there was no media present during the game, when Hua Twelve scored five goals, half of the sparse spectators took out their mobile phones to start recording, and at the end of the kick, everyone was recording the magic with their mobile phones. A mediocre game.

So tonight there are videos of Hua Twelve scoring various goals.

Regarding Hua Shier's super god-like performance, various comments on the Internet, some people say that this guy is good, he should enter the national team, and some people say that this guy is absolutely doped, I suggest that Zu X hurry up and take him for a blood and urine test .

The most ruthless comment is that he suspects that Hua Twelve is not from Earth, so he suggested that he quickly drag him to slice Yunyun.

The fact that Hua Twelve scored more than 40 goals in the first half caused a lot of noise on the Internet, but it didn't seem to cause any disturbance in the football circle, and not many people paid attention.

Only Gao Ran, the star of the domestic first-tier Hengtai team, was impatient when asked by reporters during an interview, so he responded:
"I really don't know where are the brains of people who stir up such enthusiasm? Of course, I don't deny that Wang Duoyu is still a little bit good, but what kind of competition is that? Class C! It's an amateur competition!"

"For professional players like us, that kind of game is no different from a kindergarten football game. Isn't it normal for adults and children to score more goals?"

"I also watched the video. The defensive player fell to the ground as soon as he touched Wang Duoyu. Bah, that's a match-fixing!"

After Gao Ran finished speaking, he smiled disdainfully at the camera: "If I play like that, I can score fifty goals in halftime!"

The reporter asked: "Since Mr. Gao Ran said that Wang Duoyu is a bit good, will the Hengtai team consider signing him?"

Gao Ran laughed loudly after hearing this: "He is almost forty, why sign him? Give him a pension!"

Hua Twelve, who saw this scene on TV, didn't say anything, just turned off the TV, but Zhuang Qiang curled his lips and said:
"Isn't it just the number one star in China, what's so awesome about it!"

He turned his head and said to Hua Twelve: "Duoyu, don't listen to his fart, I believe you are innocent, and you definitely can't be playing match-fixing. By the way, how much money did you spend to bribe the other player? Well, it really looks like it, so buy it for me too."

Hua Twelve kicked over; "Get out of here, get to work!"

He was already prepared for the half-time god-level performance that detonated the Internet, and the heat was on, so of course he was going to cash in.

He took Zhuang Qiang directly to start the webcast, and showed a friendly smile to the camera:

"My family, I am the Wang Duoyu who scored 46 goals in the halftime yesterday!"

Zhuang Qiang laughed like a chrysanthemum and interjected: "I am the Zhuang Qiang who passed the ball to him. Duoyu's good results yesterday are inseparable from my usual teaching to him."

Hua Twelve pushed the item aside and picked up a bottle of conditioner from the side:

"Family, today I bring a conditioner to my family. Look at my hair, how dark and thick it is. This conditioner does not cost 99 or 89. It only costs 9 yuan and 9 yuan, my family."

"What? Stimulants? Pull me to slice?"

Hua Twelfth laughed loudly in front of the camera: "Have any of you ever seen a doping in a C-level football game? It must have been kicked in the head by a donkey, and sliced? What kind of slices? Non-human? What non-human, that is Normal operation!"

"Since everyone has doubts, let me explain it clearly to everyone. Have you seen my extraordinary skill, the authentic Yanzimen light kungfu lifting technique, and the other party fell down when they touched me? That's not because they flopped. , that's called "Eighteen Drops of Clothes!"

As he spoke, he took a cardboard advertisement from Zhuang Qiang and placed it in front of the camera:
"In addition to being a football player and bringing goods online, I also recruit martial arts disciples, teach and organize clubs, and I can also read Fengshui. I undertake massage, bone setting, ghost hunting, Fengshui, and yellow masters. Shave white."

Before Hua Twelve finished speaking, someone spoke on the public screen:

"He is also a mannequin of the Academy of Fine Arts, the nude one. I am a professor of the Academy of Fine Arts. I know him. This person is shameless!"

Hua Twelve's face was dark at the time: "The long hair must be you, what kind of shit are you talking about, do you understand that I am dedicated to art, otherwise I can do that stuff for 36 yuan? Pure love, okay! "

As soon as he finished speaking, another person said on the public screen: "I know him, last time I went to eat Japanese food, he served as a human body tray, it's disgusting!"

Hua Shishi just wanted to talk to that person about the art of human body, but the person typed again:
"I didn't mention you Wang Duoyu, I said that the fat man next to you, that kid also has eczema, and his body smells bad."

Zhuang Qiang was eating fruit, but he almost sprayed, and rushed to the screen with a fruit knife:

"Slander, you slander me, I'm still a big boy, what's your intention in saying that, I can't find a partner and I'll depend on you."

The next moment, the screen went black.

Zhuang Qiang looked confused: "What's the matter, I haven't finished scolding, why is it black?"

Hua Twelve looked at the fruit knife in his hand, and said speechlessly, "Bright knife seal, big brother!"

Zhuang Qiang: "."

In the next few days, Hua Twelfth played two more games, but he did not perform as crazy in these two games. He scored an average of ten goals in each game. Just for a moment, the ranking of the Daxiang team improved steadily, which also caused a lot of trouble. more attention.

As a result, Ma Daxiang received a lot of product endorsements.

Tian Hua Twelve was training with a cigarette in his mouth, Ma Daxiang ran over to apologize and said with a smile:
"Duoyu, come here, take this bottle of Fuyanjie, let's just take two photos, and the labor fee is [-]."

Hua Twelve looked at Ma Daxiang, and suddenly began to sing: "Just one word, I'll only say it once."

"okay!"

Ma Daxiang was not angry at all, he happily turned his head and rolled away, ran a few steps back and asked:

"There is also an ad for sanitary napkins, thirty-eight thousand"

Before he finished speaking, he saw that Hua Twelve had the urge to explode, and he hurriedly smiled and was about to leave, but Zhuang Qiang greeted him:

"Coach, I can do it too. If there are too many fish, let me do it."

Ma Daxiang: "Just one word, I can say it more than 100 times."

Hua Twelfth has done a good job in live broadcasting these two days. As his game state has been brave, and the quality of the items he sells is also good, so he made a lot of money.

He put all the money into the stock market, and it snowballed like money making money.

Everything is going according to Hua Twelve's plan, except that he has recruited apprentices, and the business of watching Fengshui has not yet opened. Even if he performed red bulls with his fingers and kicked steel pipes with iron legs in the live broadcast, no one paid any attention.

On the contrary, a group of people are arguing on the public screen to see "Big Stone Broken Chest", let's just say that what these people say is still human.

Hua Twelve, the master of Chinese martial arts, personally taught martial arts, which is hard to find in the "Dragon Snake World", but in this world until now, no one has been apprenticed to him, and it can only be blamed on the ignorance of these ordinary people.

Things are going well to make money, but the inheritance that should come has not yet arrived.

After Lao Jin left that day, there was no news. I don't know if he was resentful because he was reported by Hua Twelve, so he chose another heir.

Hua Twelve smiled wryly when he thought of this. If this was the case, he would really offend people by playing too much, and he would not be able to complete the system tasks.

Speaking of this, I don't blame Hua Twelve, mainly because he accepted the memory of the person being replaced, and he will inevitably be affected by the character of the person in a short period of time. Of course, this effect will gradually weaken over time.

In addition, there is also the reason why Hua Twelve deliberately imitated the replaced person in order to prevent others from seeing it.

In short, Huashierkeng Laojin must be Wang Duoyu's fault, well, that's the case, otherwise he is a serious person, how could he do such a boring thing.

After training, Hua Shier drove Zhuang Qiang away from the team.

The two were in the car, chatting about what had happened recently, Hua Twelve smiled and said, "Recently, I have made a lot of money from live broadcasting, and I will transfer your share back to you!"

Zhuang Qiang grinned grinningly: "Duoyu, if we talk about this in our relationship, we'll be out of touch. I'll do you a favor. What kind of money will you pay back? Then transfer it to me at night. I need it urgently."

Hua Twelve has now adapted to Wolong's brain circuit, shook his head and laughed, and gave him a hammer.

At the red light at the intersection ahead, Hua Twelve stepped on the brakes, and just as he was about to take out a cigarette and asked Zhuang Qiang if he could get one, he saw an old man with a vegetable basket walking up to the front of their car and knocking twice, attracting two people. After paying attention, he threw the vegetable basket into the sky, and the vegetables inside were immediately scattered all over the ground.

Then the old man lay down on the Jetta machine cover and began to moan: "Ah!"

The old man's acting skills are not bad, his body slowly slipped from the cover of the machine, and he performed quite professionally.

Zhuang Qiang didn't react, and watched the old man perform and blurted out: "Dive?"

"Touching porcelain is the same as flopping." Hua Twelve laughed and said in a low voice, "It's a happy event."

When he was speaking, his left hand had already penetrated under the seat, and when he snapped the wrench, the familiar scene was repeated, the front and rear bumpers fell off, and the two headlights popped out suddenly.

The old man who was lying on the ground was startled, he looked at the broken car in front of him with a dazed expression, and didn't realize what happened.

Hua Twelve and Zhuang Qiang looked at each other and saw the smiles in each other's eyes. They both opened the door and got out of the car at the same time. The former shouted:
"It crashed my car!"

Zhuang Qiang then shouted: "Losing money, two thousand, eat seafood!"

Hua Twelve was so worried, he gave this guy a hard look, and then said to the old man:
"Master, you hit the porcelain at the red light and broke my car. I have a driving recorder in my car. What do you think about this?"

Hearing this, the old man got up, walked to the door of the Jetta and peeked in through the lowered window.

The driving recorder of the Hua Twelve Pack is an invisible model. The pinhole camera is hidden in the screw cap on the rearview mirror, so it cannot be seen from the outside.

The old man didn't see it, so he curled his lips and said: "You're just bragging!" After speaking, he walked to the front of the car and lay down, raised his right hand and stretched out his thumb and index finger:

"Eight hundred!"

Obviously this means that he will leave after giving [-].

"If you give us eight hundred, you can't do it, at least two thousand."

Zhuang Qiang rolled up his arms and sleeves and was going up to teach him a lesson.

Hua Twelve was going to stop him right away. It was a reasonable thing to do, but if you let this guy make it unreasonable, there would be no way to justify it.

But before he could speak, he heard someone yelling: "Stop it, do you still want to hit someone after bumping into him!"

Hua Twelve turned his head and looked, and immediately recognized who was speaking, the heroine Xia Zhu in the original plot, Wang Duoyu gave her the nickname Blind Pig, but he was convicted just by seeing this girl open her mouth, calling her The blind pig is not wronged at all.

He hurriedly corrected him: "Don't talk nonsense, this old man is a prick, which eye of yours saw me beat him!"

Zhuang Qiang's story is the same as the original plot. When he saw the blind pig recording the video with his mobile phone, he squatted next to the old man and posed for a pose, and asked with a smile:

"Beauty, are you going to post on Moments? Hello everyone, my name is Zhuang Qiang, I play football!"

Hua Twelve is worried: "Are you stupid, why don't you tell her my name too!"

Zhuang Qiang's eyes lit up: "He is my buddy Wang Duoyu, the one who was on the hot search a while ago and scored more than 40 goals in halftime"

Hua Shishiyi covered his face and sighed, "Call the police, or else I really can't tell!"

After JC arrived, Hua Twelve directly pulled out the memory card of the driving recorder and pressed it in the phone. After the video was played, even the old man's hand gestures for eight hundred were recorded, and everything came to light immediately.

It's just that the old man insisted that he just lay down on the hood and didn't do anything else. It had nothing to do with him if the car broke down.

Hua Twelve chuckled: "Anyway, it's because you touched my car that it broke down. You have to pay for it. If you don't pay for it, I'll find a lawyer, and you'll have to pay for the lawyer's fee!"

In the end, the old man gritted his teeth and took out 2000 yuan to repair the car to reach a settlement. However, this is not the first time he has touched porcelain when he was found out by the JC.

Xia Zhu kept apologizing, Hua Twelve waved his hand generously:

"If an apology is useful, what do you want money for? Lose it. Your behavior has deeply hurt me. I decided to order two less dishes for dinner. I can't think of anything else in the world that I can make up for except money! "

Unexpectedly, Xia Zhuzhen took out 200 yuan, and rode away on the electric bike with a depressed face. Hua Twelve took the money and waved to her:

"Please maintain your excellent habit of fighting against injustice!"

Zhuang Qiang also smiled and waved: "You must keep it."

Before they let go of their hands, a Lincoln Navigator stopped in front of them. The door opened, and Lao Jin was sitting inside. Zhaohua Twelve waved:
"Wang Duoyu, get in the car, I have something important to talk to you about!"

 Thanks: Brothers 08a and Little Tigers in the Demon Realm for their reward, thanks for the support of brothers who paid 200 yuan for a package of spicy strips, thanks for the brothers who voted monthly and recommended tickets, and thanks for the brothers who read and collected books, thank you.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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