A hundred flavors of life

"Mission description: Yu Huanshui is dubbed by the majority of netizens as 'the most miserable actor in history, none of them.' Although this statement is a bit exaggerated, it is enough to show that this character is not ordinary."

"For the three most important things for a man, family, career, and friends, none of Yu Huanshui is successful, none of them are pleasing, and all of them are failures."

"Mission Requirement [-]: Change Yu Huanshui's life, and make his life change from gloomy and failure to brilliant and successful."

"Task requirement two: Punish the betrayer, let those who treat him badly and those who betray him be punished, and make them regret their mistakes."

After Hua Shier read the mission description, he began to complain:
"Family, career, and friends are of course very important, but if you want to say that the most important thing for a man is JJ, otherwise he is not a man. Your description in the system is wrong, pay attention next time!"

The system didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Hua Twelve took out a three-piece set for watching movies, Coke, potato chips, and popcorn, ready to eat while watching this TV series on the Internet. Looking at the pile of food in front of him, this guy thought about it, and said that we have this physique. No matter how much you eat, you won't get fat. How annoying.

Turn on the laptop, find the web drama, click on it, and watch it for seven or eight hours. After watching it, he feels so stuck.

The system said that Yu Huanshui's family, career, and friends failed at all three points. This is really true.

Let's talk about family first, Yu Huanshui's wife betrayed, whether his son was born is still a suspense, and his wife's unlucky natal family, no one thinks highly of him.

On his own side, his mother died and his father married another, and when his stepmother's son got married, his father would force him to pay for it.

Let's talk about career, being tyrannized by his disciples, making trouble with him when he has nothing to do, all his colleagues look down on him, and in the eyes of the leaders, he is just a worthless wretch who can be easily bullied.

Finally, I talked about my friend, my best friend borrowed money and didn't pay back, and played tricks on him several times, making him lose face in front of his wife.

If you use one sentence to describe Yu Huanshui, it would be 'the future is dim and life is bleak'.

Hua Shishixin said that no wonder the system assigned this task, this Yu Huanshui is simply a collection of resentment walking.

I quickly used the computer to play a movie about Master Xing for myself, and the depression from watching the movie dissipated. This is called self-regulation.

When it was dark, Hua Twelve lay down on the big bed, communicated with the system in his heart, and chose to accept the task.

In the next instant, his whole body was plunged into darkness.

When the darkness receded, Hua Twelve found himself wearing an apron, surrounded by a living room of a residential house, and in front of him was a dining table full of food.

The food is quite rich, scrambled eggs, fried sausage, ham slices, vegetable salad, and a plate of bread slices. Judging from the color of the bread slices, it should be whole wheat bread. There is also a pot of steaming hot porridge next to his hand, which is obviously just served up.

It can be seen that this breakfast was prepared with great care. Hua Twelve looked down at the apron on his body, shook his head and smiled. If nothing else happened, he should have prepared these things.

In his mind, the system is already instilling in him the memory of the replaced person.

After a while, Hua Twelve figured out his current identity. It was Yu Huanshui, the unlucky kid who failed in all three of family, career, and friends in the plot.

At this time, a chubby little boy came out of the room lazily, and sat listlessly at the dining table, as if he hadn't woken up.

Hua Twelve, who received Yu Huanshui's memory, knew that this was his cheap son Yu Chen.

Turning his head and looking into the bedroom, his wife Gan Hong is dressing up. I have to say that although Gan Hong is not a big beauty, she is quite pretty.

Seemingly aware of Hua Twelve's gaze, Gan Hong pacified herself and said, "What are you doing in a daze, let my son eat!"

According to Yu Huanshui's personality, he would definitely be embarrassed at this time, and then immediately serve Yu Chen a meal.

Hua Twelve was not used to this, and said directly: "I'm already in elementary school, if I can't even feed myself, then I'm going to be a waste of my studies!"

After speaking, he turned to Yu Chen in front of him and said, "Hurry up and eat by yourself, and go to school after eating!"

As if he had never felt such a harsh tone from his father, Yu Chen was taken aback for a moment, then said 'oh', and got up to serve his own food.

At this time, Gan Hong put down the cosmetics in her hand, walked out of the bedroom, and looked at Hua Twelve with surprise in her eyes, as if she didn't recognize her:
"What's your attitude?"

Hua Twelve looked at her indifferently: "What kind of attitude? Didn't you eat by yourself when you were in elementary school? Do you have to be taken care of by adults?"

"Hey, I said Yu Huanshui, you've lost your temper!"

Gan Hong seemed to be used to Yu Huanshui's submissive attitude in marriage, but now that she had changed to Hua Shishi, her tone didn't suit her, and she immediately couldn't accept it.

Hua Twelve chuckled: "This has nothing to do with temper, it makes sense!"

At this moment, Yu Chen suddenly said, "Dad, I don't want to drink porridge, is there any milk?"

Hua Twelve turned his head and said to Yu Chen, "Drink milk tomorrow. Today's breakfast is nutritious enough. Eat more vegetables, it's good for your health!"

Gan Hong was already very annoyed by Hua Twelve's attitude, when she heard about the milk, she immediately took advantage of the problem and said with her hands on her hips:

"Yu Huanshui, didn't I ask you to buy milk yesterday?"

In the original plot, Yu Huanshui often uses lies to resolve small mistakes in life, both at home and with his wife and children, and at work with colleagues and leaders.

For example, regarding the issue of milk this time, Yu Huanshui and Gan Hong explained that the milk in the supermarket was sold out. This was an excuse for lies, which not only failed to solve the problem, but caused even greater conflicts.

Another example is that it was obvious that he was late for work because he was sending his children, but Yu Huanshui faced the leader's inquiries, but the excuse he gave was that he was hit by a car.

You said you were wearing a sleek suit with no dust on your body, and you said you were hit by a car. Isn't that an insult to the leader's IQ?

It has to be said that Yu Huanshui's tragedy in life has a lot to do with his own attitude when things happen.

Naturally, Hua Twelve would not lie just because of such a trivial matter, and said truthfully:
"I forgot to buy it when I came back yesterday. Come back to buy it tonight. In addition, next time you think about what to buy, you should buy it first. A carton of milk is not heavy. If you don't want to buy a carton, you can buy a few cartons first." , buy it after drinking it!"

slap~
Gan Hong slapped the dining table hard, startling Yu Chen who was serving porridge, and then shouted:

"Yu Huanshui, are you blaming me? Obviously you forgot, are you still a man?"

"I'm just talking about the facts. I forgot, but since you remembered it from the beginning, wouldn't it be good to just buy it? You didn't carry important things after get off work, so you can't carry a carton of milk?"

Hua Twelve sat down and ate straight away without being annoyed, and added: "Besides, it has nothing to do with whether I am a man or not. Don't you know if I am a man?"

Gan Hong confused Hua Twelve, she felt that Yu Huanshui was completely different today.

Staring blankly at Hua Twelve for a long time, Gan Hong suddenly took a deep breath: "Yu Huanshui, I'm so disappointed in you, the child is growing up, don't you know that drinking milk is good for the body?"

Hua Twelve took a mouthful of scrambled eggs with green onions and put them in his mouth. Not to mention his skill, he casually said:
"Vegetables are also good for the body. Whole wheat bread and scrambled eggs are also good for the body. Drinking milk will cause excess nutrition. My son is already fat. What should I do if he becomes fat?"

Gan Hong felt that she was going crazy, so she said frantically:
"Yu Huanshui, it's hard to find it early in the morning, isn't it? It's useless if you don't talk about it. My son needs to drink milk today. You can go downstairs to buy it now, or we will divorce!"

Although she doesn't like Yu Huanshui, she hasn't made up her mind to divorce. It's just that she was annoyed by Yu Huanshui's attitude today, so she spoke out in a hurry.

Hua Twelve nodded: "Okay, since you don't think about it, and I can keep your people, but I can't keep your heart, then let's get together and break up, let's leave."

Gan Hong originally expected that Yu Huanshui would give in, but as soon as the latter opened his mouth, she rushed to say: "Don't give in, it's useless to do push-ups."

But when she heard what Yu Huanshui said behind her, Gan Hong's eyes widened in disbelief: "What did you say?"

"I said, I agree, let's leave!"

Gan Hong couldn't believe it and asked again: "Yu Huanshui, you want to divorce me?"

Hua Twelve was amused, ignored Gan Hong, and said to Yu Chen who was opposite:
"Yu Chen, you heard it all. It was your mother who asked for the divorce first, but I didn't want to divorce her. You have to testify to your father about this matter. Also, remember, don't wait until you grow up and think It was Dad who was sorry for your mother, you have to remember, it was your mother who filed for divorce because of a bag of milk!"

"Okay, Yu Huanshui, remember what you said, it's a man, don't kneel and beg me!"

Gan Hong turned back to her room and slammed the door loudly, scaring Yu Chen too much to eat.

Hua Twelve touched Yu Chen's little head, and said with a smile, "Don't listen to your mother's nonsense, when did you see your father and I knelt down for her, haha."

Yu Chen thought for a while and said, "Last time you knelt in the toilet for an hour."

Hua Twelve couldn't help but have black lines on his head. Sure enough, he remembered this incident in his memory. I hate it. Yu Huanshui, you old man, can you have a bit of backbone? The son saw it.

He smiled awkwardly, and patted Yu Chen on the head: "Stinky boy, hurry up and eat, don't be late for school!"

Although it is not yet confirmed whether Yu Chen is Yu Huanshui's child, Hua Shier will not involve the child in the matter of adults. He has received Yu Huanshui's memory and has a certain relationship with the child in front of him, so it will not be because of Gan Hong. And talk coldly about it.

"Oh!"

Yu Chen also had a feeling that her father seemed different today.

The father and father were eating, and Gan Hong opened the bedroom door and came out. At this time, she had already done her makeup, and she was wearing a professional attire, looking mature and capable. Her face was cold without any superfluous expression, and said coldly:
"I won't be coming back tonight, take Yu Chen to live with my parents, don't look for me, call me when you're ready, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, without any intention of sending the children to school. Obviously, this kind of work is usually done by Yu Huanshui.

Hua Twelfth was eating without raising his head, he just said indifferently: "Today, the unit will give out a performance award, and I have a bonus of 1 yuan!"

Gan Hong paused, turned around and looked at Hua Twelve, his originally cold expression revealed a trace of unnatural fluctuation; "Really?"

Hua Twelve nodded: "I can get it back at night!"

Gan Hong suddenly smiled: "Okay, you have done a great job, remember to take a bath at night!"

After speaking, he turned around and left, his footsteps seemed to become lighter, and the anger just now seemed to be swept away.

The door closed, Hua Shishi smiled disdainfully, Gan Hong said a word without beginning or end, but they both knew what was going on, it was the thing between husband and wife.

I have to say that Yu Huanshui is living a normal life, a normal married life and some kind of charity.

1 yuan a piece, nits are not cheap!
Hua Twelve said that the 1 yuan bonus is not intended to change Gan Hong's heart. A woman is a creature that loves to death and dies. If she doesn't love, she may be the most unfeeling, not to mention that Gan Hong has no love for Yu Huanshui. .

He said that the 1 yuan was due to his purpose, and he needed Gan Hong to stay at home for an extra day.

After eating, Hua Shier took Yu Chen to school, and as soon as he entered the elevator, he ran into a fat woman upstairs who was out walking her dog, and two decoration workers.

There were tools for decoration in the elevator, and it was so crowded that Hua Shier and Yu Chen could barely stand down.

"Dad, what a sao!"

Yu Chen's words immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the elevator.

Seeing that Hua Twelve was also looking over, Yu Chen pointed to the little Teddy next to the fat girls without a leash and said.

Hua Twelve turned his head to look at the fat lady. The latter rolled her eyes when she saw him looking over, as if what could you do, he reminded:
"The city's dog-raising regulations stipulate that residents keep pets such as cats and dogs, and must not affect environmental hygiene. In addition, they must wear dog leashes when going out. I hope you can raise dogs in a civilized manner, and correct it next time!"

The fat girl rolled her eyes and beeped like a machine gun:

"So many people in the elevator didn't make a sound, why are you the only one who talks too much, why don't you go to work in the neighborhood committee if you are so nosy, and this is how my own son puts the dog leash on, why doesn't your son bring a dog leash Woolen cloth?"

Suddenly an afterimage appeared in the air, and there was a crisp 'pop', and the fat woman fell down directly, with a slap mark the size of a cattail fan on her face, which became more and more swollen.

No one saw what was going on, only Hua Twelve sighed comfortably: "The whole world is finally quiet!"

That's right, he was the one who slapped him, but he didn't slap him deadly, a small punishment and a big punishment, and half of his teeth were broken, that's for sure.

The others didn't see what was going on, but the little Teddy seemed to sense something, and it was because Hua Twelve didn't show off his aura, that the puppy didn't know what to do, barked a few times, and then bit his foot.

Hua Twelve raised his foot and trampled the dog to death, just as the elevator reached the first floor with a "ding" sound, he led Yu Chen out of the elevator with the eyes of two decoration workers behind him.

As for whether he would be caught by JC for beating someone, Hua Shier didn't think about it at all.

Who can prove that he hit someone?

The camera in the elevator couldn't capture the speed of the Grand Master's strike, let alone the fact that he deliberately inflated his palm with energy and blood when he made the strike, and the size of the palm print would not match the size of his palm.

Surveillance was able to capture him stepping on the dog, but the dog bit him first, have you heard of self-defense?

Some people may say that there are fingerprints in beating people.

Find out what it means to see God not bad, cells can be controlled, shrink sweat glands to control sweat and oil secretion, where are the fingerprints.

After going out, Yu Chen stared at Hua Twelve without blinking.

Hua Twelve asked with a smile, "What are you looking at me for?"

Yu Chen asked in a low voice; "Dad, did you hit that aunt just now?" The child's sense is still very keen.

Hua Twelve did not answer directly, but said with a smile:

"Is that an aunt? I thought it was a monster. I couldn't understand a lot of animal language. By the way, my son, whoever wants to bully you, just slap him. We don't bully people, and we can't be bullied." Yes, you know!"

Thanks: Brothers 08a, Little Tiger in the Demon Realm, and Zhou Xiaochen for their rewards, thanks for the support of brothers who cost 200 yuan for a package of spicy sticks, thanks for the brothers who voted monthly and recommended tickets, and thanks for the brothers who read books and collected them, thank you.