A hundred flavors of life

After hearing what Hua Twelve said, Gao Qiu didn't understand even more: "You have a bad relationship with the three sons of the official family. Why does the official family still use you again?"

Hua Twelve saw that Gao Qiu still didn't understand what he had said, so he simply broke it off and said to him:

"Are you stupid? There are no two days in the sky, and there are no two masters in the country. Now that the official family is at its peak, I naturally hope that these princes will be honest and safe. At this time, those who stand in line are all fools!"

"If those mediocre people are anxious to stand in line, look at the powerful people, such as Cai Jing and Tong Guan, which prince are they close to? Aren't they all surrounding the officials? If they stand in line with a certain prince , even if he is the current prince, he may have fallen out of favor with the officials a long time ago, so how can he be as prosperous as he is today!"

Speaking of this, Hua Twelve suddenly said "Eh" and asked doubtfully:

"That's not right, Lao Gao. I just realized it. Aren't you just like Cai Jing and others in not being too anxious to take sides? Are you pretending to be confused because you understand?"

Gao Qiu was in a daze after listening to Hua Twelve's words, and sweat appeared on his forehead. When he came back to his senses, he said with some fear:

"You have wronged me. I really thought about having a good relationship with the prince, but the prince ignored me at all!"

"Later, I spent money to inquire about the prince's family in the East Palace. They told me that although I was the prince of the dynasty, my reputation was very bad. The prince cherished feathers and was afraid that getting too close to me would affect his reputation. So I just I understand, people think that I am just a sycophant who got lucky in football. They think I have a bad reputation and look down on me!

"After that, I stopped thinking about it and started to please the officials!"

Hua Twelve couldn't help laughing until Gao Qiu's face turned black from laughter, and then he couldn't hold back his laughter and comforted:

"You also want to be more open-minded. The prince thinks so, well, there is indeed nothing wrong with it!"

When he said this, Gao Qiu's face turned even darker. How could you be so comforting?

Hua Twelve couldn't help but sigh when he heard Gao Qiu claim that he was a good player in football.

"You, you were born eight or nine hundred years ago, otherwise in future generations, with your talents, even Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, or carrying your shoes would not be worthy of you. The key is that you still don't eat sea cucumbers, you can definitely become a billionaire An international superstar that everyone adores!”

Gao Qiu often went to the palace to play Cuju with the official Zhao Ji, so he often practiced ball in the palace commander's palace. Hua Twelve saw it several times, and it was amazing.

Let’s not talk about dribbling. The ball doesn’t land at all on Gao Qiu’s feet. You can play it no matter how you play. In later generations, buffalo tail and rainbow passing are all basic actions here. Let’s just talk about shooting. It’s no bigger than the ball. With so much "romantic eyes", Lao Gao can pierce the enemy with a hundred steps, which is like a hidden weapon used by martial arts practitioners. He can hit wherever he points.

With Lao Gao's kicking skills, it's no wonder that he can stand out in front of the emperor. None of the future stars that Hua Twelve knows can compare with him.

There is a cross talk joke in later generations, how to say it: Zidane retired, French football has not recovered for 10 years, Cruyff has retired, Dutch football has not recovered for 20 years, Puskas has retired, Hungarian football It has been 30 years since Gao Qiu retired, and the national football team has not recovered for a thousand years!

Gao Qiu alone has all the luck in Chinese football.

But there is one disadvantage: Gao Qiu is a corrupt official.

Mr. Hua Twelve pondered this issue. The ancestor was a corrupt official, and his disciples and grandsons

Follow the roots!

Hua Twelve felt that he had discovered a blind spot and seemed to have found the truth of something.

Well, it all depends on Gao Qiu!

After discussing with Gao Qiu for a long time, he wanted to enter the military camp and lead a battalion alone. Gao Qiu promised to mention it to the officials when he found an opportunity, and Hua Twelve gave up.

He made an appointment with Yang Zhi to go out for a drink in the afternoon and introduced a friend to him. Then he left the Palace Commander's Mansion and went to the palace for duty.

Nowadays, Hua Twelve is a third-grade dragon forbidden officer and a first-class imperial guard. His work is more leisurely and he does not have to order the meal on time. After entering the palace, he drank tea and chatted with several colleagues. He only worked for half a day, then handed in his duties and went home to rest. went.

The work arrangement was so loose that he didn't hesitate to say it. No wonder Song Jiang was able to sneak into the palace alone in the original work and escape without being discovered.

But as a working man, Hua Twelve’s feeling can only be expressed in two words, oh, it smells so good!

Just after noon, Yang Zhi came to the door. Hua Twelve introduced Zhang Zhenniang and Lin Daiyu to him. The green-faced beast immediately bowed and said:

"I've met my sister-in-law, I've met the Lin family's little girl!"

Zhang Zhenniang naturally returned the favor, and Lin Daiyu was now considered a martial artist. She lost the coquettish posture of the ladies in the past, and returned the courtesy of a martial artist with a blushing face, which made Hua Twelve laugh out loud.

Leaving home and taking Yang Zhi, he went straight to the door of Suanzao. This time he went to find Luda. Firstly, he introduced Yang Zhi to him. Secondly, Hua Twelve recently taught Zhang Zhenniang's "Jade Girl Sword Technique". Lin Daiyu saw it well and insisted on it. Making a fuss about learning weapons.

Hua Twelve wondered if he could get Lu Tiha to teach him the 'Crazy Magic Wand Technique'.

The 'Crazy Magic Wand Technique' is strong and unforgiving, it emphasizes hard work and no obstruction, and the mental method is also extremely simple. It can be summed up in one word, 'Strength can produce miracles'!

With such fierce martial arts, Hua Twelve felt that it was tailor-made for Sister Lin.

I believe that when my distant uncle Lin Ruhai meets the accomplished sister Lin in the future, he still won’t know how to thank himself.

Hua Twelve couldn't help but feel happy when he thought about it, and he smiled brightly!

When they arrived at the vegetable garden of Daxiangguo Temple, Lu Zhishen was drinking with several disciples. While the wine was in full swing, he got excited, picked up his Zen staff and started practicing in the yard.

But seeing the strong wind howling, the Zen staff like a dragon, and the snow falling in the courtyard being picked up by the strong wind and flying in the air, all the disciples were captured by his power and couldn't take their eyes away.

Lu Zhishen was dancing happily when he suddenly heard someone shouting outside the yard:

"The great monk is so handsome in his kung fu. I am invincible with my magic sword. I am here to learn from you!"

Then a figure jumped in from outside the wall.

Yes, he just jumped in backwards, jumped more than three feet high, and then fell to the ground on his back with a bang.

When Lu Zhishen heard someone challenging him, his fighting spirit surged. He was about to wait for the person to stand firm and ask questions before starting to spar. Unexpectedly, the other person was lying on the ground and asked:

"Could it be a ground knife?"

The person who came in was none other than the green-faced beast Yang Zhi. He was so depressed. He was thrown in by pinching his acupuncture points.

However, with such a shock of landing, the acupuncture points were immediately unlocked, and an Oolong Zhu was about to stand up and explain, indicating that he was not here to challenge, but was thrown in.

But before the Wulong column was used up, and the one on the head and feet was spinning with both legs, a loud shout was heard: "Look at the knife!"

Lu Zhishen's eyes widened; "Sure enough, it's a knife on the ground and a Zen staff from the Sajia family!"

The sixty-two kilogram water-milled Zen staff swept directly over. Yang Zhi, who was still spinning his legs, was so frightened that his hair stood up. He put his hand on the ground and flew three feet upside down. While avoiding the Zen staff, he Draw the sword in the air and chop with a wave of your hand. Lu Zhishen's Zen staff was in the air, and he was unable to resist Yang Zhi's backhand slash. He exerted force with both hands and swung the Zen staff diagonally in an inverted figure. This move mainly focused on reducing ten levels with one force and defeating all kinds of magic with one force. .

Yang Zhi felt that the tip of his knife had just hit Lu Zhishen, and that the Zen staff was afraid that he would have been beaten to a pulp, so he immediately gave up the attack. He held the knife in his right hand and held it against the blade with his left hand. He held the sword across his chest and pressed hard. I ate Lu Zhishen’s Zen staff.

Even though he was deaf, he heard a loud clang. When the Zen staff came into contact with the sword, sparks shot out. Yang Zhishen, armed with the sword, was shot seven or eight meters away by Lu Zhishen, and then he turned over with a kite and landed on the ground.

At this time, the green-faced beast only felt a tightness in his chest and a sweetness in his throat. This was the rhythm of being shaken to the point of internal injury and vomiting blood. And it was more than that. The joints of both arms felt a little sore and numb. You can imagine the opponent's blow. How powerful is it.

Although Yang Zhi knew that this was his elder brother's prank on him, the monk attacked without asking any questions, and he lost his temper. Besides, as a warrior, he naturally wanted to fight when he saw an expert.

He immediately gave up the idea of ​​explaining, suppressed his energy and blood, used a hidden sword pose, and shouted:

"The great monk is so powerful, you have to be careful next time, Yang is going to do something serious!"

Lu Zhishen grinned: "That's great, let's ask Sajia to see what it means to be invincible with the magic sword!"

As he spoke, he stamped his feet and rushed forward. The water mill Zen staff was danced into a violent storm by him. The whole person looked like a god descending into the world, and also like a mighty King Kong.

With such power, Yang Zhi did not dare to face the enemy head-on. He could only avoid its sharp edge, move his sword lightly, and use his ancestral sword skills to move sideways.

One of the two used Buddhist demon-conquering methods, and the other used the invincible sword technique on the battlefield in the past. The pair immediately became inseparable.

Lu Zhishen's disciples applauded their master at first, but later on, they were attracted by the fighting situation. They were all stunned and shocked and speechless.

laugh!

Yang Zhi finally took action, and a wisp of sword energy swept out.

Lu Zhishen slapped the water-milled Zen staff suddenly, and the sword energy was dispersed with a pop. Then he jumped up three feet and stood condescendingly. He let out a loud roar. His muscles and muscles all over his body were knotted, and his blood vessels collapsed like green dragons. He held the Zen staff in both hands. The end was close to the crescent moon, and the shovel in front of it was suddenly smashed towards Yang Zhi.

Yang Zhi was about to roll in and cut off Luda's legs, but a sense of crisis suddenly made him change his mind and suddenly jumped to the side. He heard a bang and the water mill Zen staff hit the ground.

The sand on the ground exploded instantly, and a stream of Qi Jin rushed straight against the ground. The place it went to was the manure pit used for watering the ground in the vegetable garden. This time it was broken. Qi Jin rushed in and exploded with a bang. , the manure pit that had been frozen with a thin layer of ice exploded directly.

There were collapses everywhere in the vegetable garden. Every one of the people inside, including Zhang San, Li Si, Liu Er, and even Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi could not escape. They were all covered in shit and the smell was terrible.

When everything was quiet, Hua Twelve pinched his nose, jumped in from behind the low wall, and said with a look of disgust:

"What are you doing? You're so old and you're still throwing shit!"

Yang Zhi looked at Hua Twelve and couldn't laugh or cry, and said to Lu Zhishen: "This master, he is my eldest brother, I was thrown in by him, and what he just said about the Invincible Sword was just nonsense, and it has nothing to do with me! "

It was indeed Hua Twelve's fault just now. He brought Yang Zhi over to meet Lu Zhishen for a drink. They happened to catch up with the great monk performing martial arts. The two of them were watching the excitement outside the courtyard, so he had his mind set on seeing the green-faced beast and the flower monk. What a fight.

Yang Zhi was not prepared for this newly recognized eldest brother at all. Hua Twelve easily grasped the acupuncture point from behind, and then shouted the name of the invincible magic sword and threw Yang Zhi directly into it.

Later, when Yang Zhi wanted to explain, he used the vocal skills of Ghost Prison Yin Feng Roar to shout the word "Look at the knife", which made Lu Zhishen misunderstand and take action first, and finally achieved his desired goal.

Hearing Yang Zhi say this, Hua Twelve immediately said:

"How can you just say that the magic sword is invincible? Your ancestor, Mr. Yang Laoling, is known as the golden sword and is invincible. You have inherited his invincible sword skills. Saying that the magic sword is invincible is not a lie!"

When Yang Zhi heard that he had moved all his ancestors out, he could only smile bitterly.

Lu Zhishen also came to his senses at this time, and stepped forward and said to Hua Twelve, dumbfounded: "Brother, what are you doing? Look at me."

Hua Twelve pinched his nose and backed away quickly: "Senior brother, this 'explosion' was something you did on the spot and has nothing to do with me. Get out of the way. The smell is too strong. If you come here again, I will run away!"

While they were messing around, a monk hurried to the vegetable garden and shouted inside: "Lu Zhishen, a distinguished guest has come to the temple. The abbot asked you to get some winter vegetables from the vegetable cellar."

Before he finished speaking, people had already entered the courtyard. Seeing Xiang all over the courtyard, the monk almost vomited.

Lu Zhishen looked at the vegetable cellar, his face suddenly turned bitter: "The vegetable cellar collapsed, you can dig out the vegetables yourself!"

However, the shocking move of the staff just now, the explosive move, actually caused the vegetable cellar to collapse. At this time, the cellar where the winter vegetables were originally stored collapsed into a big pit. Needless to say, all the winter vegetables in Daxiangguo Temple must have been used up. .

Two hours later, Lu Zhishen, who had already washed himself, followed Yang Zhi, who was smiling bitterly, and Hua Twelve, who was smiling evilly, back to the Lin family courtyard, which was the haunted house.

Lu Zhishen became angry when he saw Hua Twelve:

"You are still laughing. I caused a disturbance in Mount Wutai because of my drunkenness. I was driven to the Daxiangguo Temple to hang out. I finally found a place to stay. With your interference, the Daxiangguo Temple no longer wants me. Tell me what to do!" "

Hua Twelve said directly without hesitation: "I will support you!"

He smiled and said to Luda: "I told my senior brother a long time ago that when I get promoted, I will ask you to come and help us. Although I don't have real power now, it is still easy to arrange a position for my senior brother. You first talk to Yang Zhi Let's work together in the Palace Commander's Mansion. When I take over the troops, you will go to the army to help me, but there is one thing we can agree on."

"That Gao Qiu is our backer now. Brother, please hold back your temper and don't kill him!"

Lu Zhishen snorted twice: "I'll try my best!"

Hua Twelve went out to buy wine and food, and came back to apologize to the two of them. The three of them had a good meal.

Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi didn't know each other, and they got along very happily. On the contrary, they both had the same hatred towards Hua Twelve. The nose was not the nose, and the face was not the face.

Hua Twelve didn't take it seriously, because when he thought of the tragic situation of the two of them, he just wanted to laugh.

Arranging Lu Zhishen to live with Yang Zhi, Hua Twelve went home and immediately realized something was wrong. He saw Sister Lin, who had not cried for a long time, with pear blossoms and rain, and Zhang Zhenniang also looked unhappy.

There seemed to be signs of damage to the house, so I couldn’t help but ask with a sullen face, “Who can tell me what’s going on?”

She didn't know if she didn't ask, but she became even more angry when she asked. Jin'er complained that it was the Second Master Bao of Rongguo Mansion who came this afternoon. He originally said he was visiting Cousin Lin, but when he saw Zhang Zhenniang, he stared at her and wanted to woo her. hand.

Naturally, Zhang Zhenniang couldn't let him succeed. After running away, she scolded him a few times. The second master Bao suddenly became hysterical for no apparent reason. He dropped the jade and even made a big fuss at home.

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