A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 792 King Kong Barbie has tricked herself! (Please order in full!)

After talking about business, Hua Twelve was about to say goodbye and leave. Gao Qiu also wanted him to leave quickly. He always felt that seeing him would be bad. If he was worried here, he might as well go play with his son for a while. The fat boy is so cute. Ah, the name is also nice, Gao Qiqiang!

Just as Hua Twelve was about to go out, he remembered something again and turned around and asked, "By the way, Lao Gao, what is the name of the heart-breaking pill?"

Gao Qiu explained: "It is a forbidden medicine in the past dynasties. It is said to be a prescription passed down by the alchemists of the Han Dynasty. It is only in the hands of a few Taoist practitioners. It is said to be able to destroy the soul and bones. Within three years, not only the body was poisoned, but also the body was poisoned." Even the soul will be affected by erosion. After death, the soul will be destroyed, and there will be no chance of reincarnation! "

When Captain Gao said this, he shuddered first, and then continued:

"And it is said that if you eat this thing, it cannot be cured and can only be suppressed with medicine. I didn't expect you to be able to remove this poison!"

Hua Twelve was also shocked after hearing this. If he had known that the poison had this effect, he might not have dared to try it. Six wings, this damn thing, would dare to let its master eat anything!

Fortunately, facts have proven that the results are still ideal.

Thinking that this poison could quickly increase his strength, Hua Twelve felt a little hot in his heart and said immediately:

"Lao Gao, this heart-breaking pill tastes really good. Can you get me a Wanbaqian pill? I can eat it like melon seeds if I have nothing to do!"

Gao Qiu is so high that he can't even reach his waist. If anyone else eats one, it would be soul-crushing. Why do you want to crush it like melon seeds? Others belong to the twelve zodiac animals, but you belong to the alchemy furnace!

He said angrily: "You can find someone else. I don't have the ability. I'll pay you eight thousand. You think this historically banned drug is Dali Pill. You can have as much as you want!"

Hua Twelve really wanted to tell the other party that he was just going to be taken as a powerful pill.

"Lao Gao, you are a member of the first echelon of the imperial court. You can't even do this. Don't let me look down on you!"

Although Gao Qiu had never heard of the term 'first echelon', he understood the meaning. He chuckled and said, "Please look down on me. Thank you. I am just a jester who got lucky. Don't be too flattering." Me!"

Hua Twelve's smile faded and he just looked at him. After a while, Gao Qiu couldn't stand his gaze anymore and said softly:

"Okay, okay, okay, I'll do my best, but I won't be able to get much, so don't be too little when the time comes!"

It’s impossible not to agree. Their two children have just been born, and they don’t want them to become orphans. If his sheltering father is gone, the women in the family will have to disperse without thinking, and the two children are not allowed to be sold. Go fish.

Seeing his agreement, Hua Twelve smiled again:

"That's right. Try to get as many heart-breaking pills as possible. If I can get other poisons of the same level, I want them too!"

After he finished speaking, he patted Gao Qiu's shoulder: "As long as you work hard for me, Lao Gao, your benefits will be indispensable in the future!"

Gao Qiu nodded helplessly, but he didn't feel much joy. He was controlled by others. Even if Hua Twelve didn't give him any benefits, he had to be obedient and do things.

When Hua Twelve returned home, he saw that Zhang Zhenniang and Xue Baochai had already fallen asleep, so he did not disturb them. Instead, he jumped to the roof, sat cross-legged on the ridge, absorbed the evil spirit of the Big Dipper, and started practicing his skills.

Hua Twelve's current strength was enough to deal with the things he encountered before, but when his opponent reached Cai Jing's level, he felt a sense of crisis in his heart.

Cai Jing was the grand master of the current dynasty, a person who could cover the sky with one hand in the Song Dynasty. He was surrounded by a cloud of masters. In the Chenghuang Temple, the two Xuanmen masters made Hua Twelve feel dangerous. Who knows how many others like Cai Jing were around him? Masters exist.

Although Gao Qiu said that Cai Jing was interested in his military power and would not do anything to him, according to Hua Twelve's temperament, his own safety must be in his own hands in order for him to feel at ease.

Therefore, Hua Twelve plans to practice diligently in the next few days, and strive to use the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to transform the Qi and Blood Pill in his body as soon as possible, surpassing the Martial Saint Realm and reaching the Human Immortal Realm!

According to teacher Zhou Tong, the realm of human immortals is the pinnacle of martial arts in the human world. When facing a Xuanmen disciple, even if the opponent is the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain, Master Maoshan is worthy of his reputation. Within a hundred steps, I am invincible. exist.

At that time, there should not be many people in this world who can threaten him.

After a night of practice, the lung meridian was filled with the evil energy of the Big Dipper. I sat still until the sunrise and absorbed the purple energy of the rising sun. I combined the two into the divine energy nourishing elixir and carefully transformed a trace of energy. Only then did he slowly finish his work.

Looking at his own body, Hua Twelve couldn't help but smile bitterly. This trace of energy transformed was the result of this night's practice. He didn't know how long it would take him to become an immortal at such a speed. It was really a matter of time and effort.

Zhang Zhenniang and Lin Daiyu, who got up early, took morning exercises with them. Xue Baochai, who had just started training, was also pulled by Lin Daiyu to join the martial arts training.

Fortunately, this girl Lin Daiyu is a teacher. She wanted to teach Baochai the Shakyamuni Elephant Throwing Technique. She said that she could pull up weeping willows upside down like Ruda did, but Hua Twelve pushed it away:

"Are you kidding me? This is my wife!"

Lin Daiyu: "." She turned around and threw the stone lock angrily.

Hua Twelve ignored her and passed on a set of Wing Chun suitable for women to practice to Xue Baochai, and personally taught her the basics of standing and kicking to temper her Qi and blood.

Lin Daiyu threw the stone lock more vigorously. With a shake of her hand, the two hundred kilogram stone lock flew three feet high. Then she turned around and ran away:

"I made a mistake, whoever hits me will be unlucky!"

Everyone: "."

Lin Daiyu did not dare to throw it at anyone, but threw it directly into the Feng Shui pond aside, splashing large amounts of water onto everyone. Jin'er and Zijuan screamed and ran away.

Hua Twelve waved his sleeves with all his strength, rolled up all the water splashes, and showered Lin Daiyu, who was escaping with a smile like a little fox, all over her head and body. The latter's smile froze on her face, and she stood dripping wet. At the scene, there was a live koi fish on the head.

Lin Daiyu, who had not cried for a long time since practicing martial arts, was coaxed for a long time by her two sisters-in-law, Zhang Zhenniang and Xue Baochai.

Hua Twelve hid directly. He had just returned to Bianjing and planned to give himself a two-day holiday, so he didn't go to the military camp and wandered around the bustling streets of Bianliang.

Seeing a long queue in front of a shop on the street from a distance, Hua Twelve knew without even thinking that it was Wu Dalang's shop.

After Wu Dalang came to Bianjing, he didn't want to follow his younger brother to enjoy the happiness of being a rich man with nothing to do, so he started selling firewood for a living. Hua Twelve told Wu Dalang about the spices, oil, salt, minced meat, and many flavors of future generations. listen.

Unexpectedly, Wu Dalang was small in stature but not small in heart. He actually figured out several exclusive secret recipes based on the taste, seasonings, etc. Hua Twelve said.

At this time, his Huoshao became famous in Bianjing City, and there were rumors that all the officials agreed to it after eating it once at Li Shishi's place.

Well, this rumor was spread by Hua Twelve. He didn’t know if Zhao Ji and Li Shishi had eaten it. Anyway, it is not illegal to spread rumors in this era, and he could not be caught if he broke the law!

Since then, Wujia Shaobing has become very popular. The supply exceeds the demand every day, and a large number of people block the store until it is sold out.

It was Hua Twelve who gave Wu Dalang the idea to issue queuing numbers and at the same time let diners line up to buy. This was the first time queuing for shopping was started in the Song Dynasty, and contributed to the civilization construction of our Han people.

Hua Twelve, who had not been here for a while, planned to go to Wuhan University to get two Huoshao for breakfast. Before he got there, he saw an acquaintance in the queue. He quickly walked over and said hello: "Master Huang, why are you queuing here too?" ah!"

That person was Huang Shang. Seeing that he was an acquaintance, the old man smiled and said:

"It turns out to be General Lin. I'm taking a nap today. My grandson wants to eat the Wu family's minced meat. My wife called me to queue up early in the morning. I'm afraid I'll be late and won't be able to buy it!"

Hua Twelve directly pulled Huang Shang out of the team, and under the gaze of more than a hundred people who wanted to die, he walked directly into the Wu family shop and said to Wu Dalang:

"Brother of the Wu family, Mr. Huang is one of our own. There is no need to queue up and no payment when you come in from now on!"

Wu Dalang smiled all over his face: "Why should we charge our own people!" He immediately ordered the waiter to wrap more than thirty roasted dishes of various flavors in oil paper and give them to Huang Shang.

The old man insisted on giving money, but he refused to accept it. Hua Twelve took Huang Shang and left: "It's just a few fires and it won't be enough. Come on, I have wanted to visit you for a long time. It's better to choose a different day. Today I’ll just go to your place to have a drink and talk about something with Mr. Huang!”

Huang Shang couldn't shirk away from the familiar Hua Twelve, so he could only smile bitterly and nod.

Hua Twelve stayed at Huang Shang's house for a day. After drinking, the two discussed the Taoist cultivation methods in Taoist canon.

Although Huang Shang in this world did not understand the "Nine Yin Manual", he did gain something in the process of compiling "Tao Zang". The qi and blood in his body are like tides, running like nature, corresponding to the heaven and earth, and there is a vague harmony between heaven and man. The feeling of one. Hua Twelve had to sigh that Lao Huang was truly a genius. A person who had never practiced cultivation was actually in an innate state.

Of course, this is just realm, not strength. Huang Shang here has not yet been exposed to martial arts.

Hua Twelve exchanged a lot of things with Huang Shang. He was determined to help each other, and he also wanted to see what he would gain from planting a seed in the future, so he combined the 'Tao Sect Breathing Technique' with Huang Shang's creation of another world. The Nine Yin Manual was passed on to Lao Huang.

I want to see what kind of surprise Lao Huang will bring him after practicing martial arts.

Of course, he did not return empty-handed from this exchange. Instead, he learned several health-preserving and physical-refining methods from Huang Shang, which could prolong life, regulate the body, and be of great use in martial arts.

At least Hua Twelve felt that if he used Huang Shang's method to regulate his body, his immortal state would definitely be achieved with twice the result with half the effort and arrive earlier.

Unfortunately for Hua Twelve, he did not get the Taoist magical powers he expected. Although Huang Shang compiled the Taoist canon, he mostly just copied documents. Many things he could not understand were recorded in the Taoist canon according to the script, without deliberately focus on.

The following days were uneventful. Hua Twelve still ran between Qingzhou and Bianjing. Liangshan was developing well. According to his instructions, Liangshan was building high walls and accumulating food, waiting to accumulate more and more. In terms of talents, he had people contact him. Zhu Wu, the divine machine strategist of Shaohua Mountain, invited him to join the group, and the latter was still considering it.

Zhu Wu's ability is higher than Wu Yong. If he is in Liangshan, then Liangshan won't have to worry about Hua Twelve.

When Hua Twelve was in Bianjing, he went to the military camp during the day to watch a few capable men training, and at the same time began to practice his eyesight under Hua Rong's guidance.

The Hua family’s secret method of eye training is actually very simple, that is, take a sesame seed, place it on an archery target fifty steps away, and then concentrate on staring at the sesame seed every day without blinking.

Of course, no one can do it without blinking all the time, but you have to hold on for at least one stick of incense before you are allowed to blink once.

Before and after practicing, you should use the Hua family's ancestral secret medicine to apply to your eyes. This is also the most critical step, otherwise it will easily make people useless.

According to what Hua Rong told Hua Twelve in private, if you look at the sesame seeds on the archery target fifty steps away, you can only see the red heart at first and not the sesame seeds at all. A magical effect will appear. After a long time, you can see black spots, and it will take half a year to see the appearance of sesame seeds.

One year later, in the eyes of a practitioner, sesame seeds will become the size of mung beans, and another year they will become the size of soybeans. When one can see sesame seeds as if they are walnuts fifty steps away, then this eye skill will be considered complete.

After your eyesight is trained, when you draw the bow, as long as you stare at the target, the target will instantly enlarge in the practitioner's eyes.

For example, the red heart of an arrow target a hundred steps away is only the size of a pig's head in the eyes of normal people. It is very difficult to hit the red heart.

But when Hua Rong was asked to shoot, as long as he held his breath and focused his eyes, the red heart of the arrow target instantly became as big as a wheel in his eyes, and seemed to be very close at hand.

Anyone who has practiced bow and arrow for a few days would be able to hit such a big red heart, let alone an expert archer. Hua Rong told Hua Twelve that the difficulty in shooting his bow was how to miss it?

Well, Hua Rong is so shameless in Versailles!

So Hua Rong told Hua Twelve from the beginning that the method of eye training is the secret method of his Hua family's magic arrow. The other techniques are just minutiae and can be practiced casually.

So, during the day, while other soldiers were practicing, Hua Twelve was on the shooting range, staring at the sesame seeds on the target in the distance.

Xu Shihua's twelve eyes originally had slow vision powers. After only half a month of training, he could clearly see sesame seeds fifty steps away. In one month, he could see sesame seeds as big as soybeans.

At this time, he looked at the target again, and after a moment of concentration, the red heart of the target fifty steps away instantly enlarged to the size of a bowl, and it was indeed effective.

This strengthened Hua Twelve's confidence in eye training, and he practiced diligently even more vigorously.

However, the arrival of two things interrupted Hua Twelve's progress in practicing. The first thing was that the Prince Consort's Mansion had been repaired. The official Zhao Ji had asked Si Tianjian to determine the auspicious day of the zodiac. Soon his other identity would be revealed. Married to Di Ji.

The second thing is that Lin Ruhai finally handed over the errand of patrolling the salt censor and returned to Bianjing from Yangzhou.

On the day Lin Ruhai came back, Hua Twelve, Lin Daiyu, and Jia Lian of Rongguo Mansion went to Bianjing Pier to pick up the ship.

When Lin Ruhai got off the boat and saw her daughter reunited after a long separation, she burst into tears:

"Yu'er, why are you so strong again!"

Hua Twelve hid behind Jia Lian with a guilty conscience. Even if Lin Daiyu trained like King Kong Barbie, he also had a little bit of responsibility for this matter.

Seeing Lin Ruhai's knife-like eyes sweeping over him, Hua Twelve kicked Jia Rong out. The latter was unsteady and fell at Lin Ruhai's feet, and said wittily:

"My nephew Jia Lian, I have given you a big gift to my uncle!"

As expected, Lin Ruhai was diverted by the sudden scene and quickly helped Jia Lian: "Good boy, I have also heard about the incident in Rongguo Mansion. I'm sorry for you!"

Only then did Hua Twelve take the opportunity to step forward and greet him: "Nephew, meet your uncle!"

Lin Ruhai glanced at Hua Twelve angrily, and then said:

"Go home first!"

When Lin Ruhai said going home, of course he didn't mean going back to Hua Twelve's home. Lin Ruhai also had a house in Bianjing, but it was a bit dilapidated after not living in it for a long time. Before returning to Beijing, he had asked people to repair it. He meant going back to his own home.

When they arrived at Lin Ruhai's home, Lin Ruhai asked Jia Lian to go back first because he was tired from traveling and traveling and needed to rest, but left Hua Twelve to talk.

What Hua Twelve didn't expect was that Lin Ruhai's first words were: "When will you marry Yu'er?"

Hua Twelve was dumbfounded: "Is it possible that my uncle is confused? How could he say such a thing? People with the same surname are not allowed to marry! Besides, how can Yu'er be my concubine with her identity!"

Lin Ruhai said calmly: "Your father injured his external kidney while practicing martial arts, resulting in childlessness, so you were adopted by my Lin family. Your surname is Hua, after the famous doctor Hua Tuo, so you don't have to worry about not getting married with the same surname!"

"As for being a concubine?"

Lin Ruhai chuckled: "Who said Yu'er is going to be your concubine? How could my daughter become someone's concubine!"

Hua Twelve said quickly: "Zhenniang and I are extremely loving, and I will never divorce my wife and marry someone else!"

Lin Ruhai said angrily: "Who asked you to divorce your wife? Do you think I don't know what you did? I am willing to spend millions of my wealth to help you make it happen, but you must give Yu'er an explanation!"

When he was in Yangzhou, Lin Ruhai saw that Hua Twelve had means and ambitions. Recently, Jiangnan had been corrupted, and there were faint signs of rebellion from the Ming Cult. He had a premonition that the world would be in chaos, and at this time, Hua Twelve had become a Beijing camp with heavy troops. Jiedushi.

From Lin Ruhai's perspective, Hua Twelve has a great chance of success, so she is determined to bet on him!

Hua Twelve was stunned at first. Lin Chong was actually adopted?

Then he understood what Lin Ruhai meant, and said with a wry smile: "Uncle, why do you have to do this? Even if we don't kiss you, I won't treat Yu'er badly!"

Speaking of this, Lin Ruhai became angry: "With Yu'er's current body and shape, who do you want her to marry? You must be responsible for this!"

Hua Twelve has black hair. Thinking about Lin Daiyu's Barbie look gives him a headache. He usually also thinks about who is so unlucky that he will marry Sister Lin who can pull up weeping willows!

your sister!

I actually got myself into a trap by co-authoring it!

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