A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 959 Donation? Donate shit! (Please subscribe!)

PS: I still need 359 votes, and it depends on my brothers. In the summer, I shaved my head to make it easier for my brothers to hit me. Hit me harder, hit me harder, and I will become a Buddha instantly after I hit one head.

When Hua Shier heard that donations were going to be made to the Jia family, he laughed. What a famous scene! He would go back and grab a handful of melon seeds to watch the fun.

After returning home, Hua Shier planned to cook for himself. He used the corn flour in the rice jar to make a bowl of corn flour porridge. He took a mouthful of the porridge while it was hot, which made his throat sore.

Hua Shier had eaten cornmeal porridge before, but it tasted nothing like this. The one in front of him not only made his throat irritated, but also had a musty smell. He guessed it was spoiled, so he simply decided not to drink it.

I took out some ready-made food from the storage space and had a bite. Hmm, the seafood fried rice was delicious.

After a while after dinner, I heard someone in the yard shouting for a meeting, and the neighbors in the back yard and the middle yard also walked towards the front yard one after another.

Hua Shier took out a bag of spiced melon seeds from the storage space, poured them into the pocket of his Zhongshan suit, threw the outer packaging directly into the stove, and burned them while waiting to start the fire.

When I went out to the front yard, three old men were already sitting in the middle drinking tea. Some of the neighbors in the yard had moved stools, while others simply found a place to lean against.

Qin Huairu, with a sad face, sat in the front row. Jia Zhang, who was sitting next to her, had a gloomy face, as if everyone owed her money. As soon as she saw the seating arrangement, she knew that their family affairs were going to be discussed today.

Hua Twelve was quite popular in the hospital, and many people greeted him when he came. Yi Zhonghai glanced at Hua Twelve and turned his head away, as if he hadn't seen him. Liu Haizhong just nodded at him, very stylish. Only Yan Bugui greeted him:

"Twelve is here, hurry up and sit down!"

  He Yuzhu came with a stool, wearing a small cotton jacket, sitting there with his hands folded. When he saw Hua Twelve, he snorted coldly:

"Hey, here comes the selfish person who doesn't respect the old and the young. Some people will get their comeuppance sooner or later!"

Hua Twelve had a smile on his face, not angry at all: "Silly Zhu, I don't allow you to curse yourself like this!"

The neighbors all burst into laughter.

Jia Zhang glared at Hua Twelve and spat viciously on the ground.

Seeing this, Hua Twelve did not follow the old witch's lead and shouted to the neighbors:

"From now on, let's all be more civilized and not urinate or defecate anywhere!"

The neighbors laughed even louder, all knowing that he was talking about Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang was so embarrassed that she stood up and yelled, "You little bastard, who are you saying is peeing and defecating anywhere?"

Hua Twelve added loudly: "Spraying feces won't work!"

Jia Zhang was so angry that she was about to charge like a wild boar, but Qin Huairu pulled her back and whispered to her:

"Mom, stop making trouble. We still need to donate money to our family today. Business is more important!"

The old witch thought of the donation, then she sat back angrily and stopped causing trouble.

  She calmed down, but Shazhu was still there, pointing at Hua Twelve:

"Hua Twelve, how did you become like this? Aunt Jia is so old, why don't you respect the elderly?"

Hua Shier took out a handful of melon seeds and started cracking them: "Don't talk nonsense. You define people over 40 as old people? Then based on your appearance, you should have retired!"

The neighbors laughed so hard that their stomachs started to hurt. Sha Zhu couldn't hold back his pride and immediately picked up the bench:

"I haven't settled the score with you for the sneak attack on me last time. Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you up right now!"

Hua Twelve didn't waste any words. He took out a screwdriver from his trouser pocket, actually from the storage space, and pointed it at Sha Zhu:

"He Yuzhu, if you don't come over today, you're a grandson!"

When Sha Zhu saw Hua Shier take out the screwdriver, he was immediately scared. This thing was no joke. If you poked it, it would make a hole. If you weren't careful, someone might die. He suddenly didn't know whether to advance or retreat. He was in a dilemma.

Yi Zhonghai didn't say anything at first. He also thought that Sha Zhu was right. Hua Shier hit Sha Zhu that day, which was a sneak attack. He should not be a match for Sha Zhu in a regular fight.

He planned to let Sha Zhu teach Hua Twelve a lesson, and then he would step forward to calm the situation, pretending to be a good guy and taking this opportunity to teach Hua Twelve a lesson.

  But Yi Zhonghai didn't expect Hua Twelve to carry a weapon with him, and he couldn't sit still anymore, and immediately slammed the table:

"We're having a whole-school meeting here. What are you two saying? Put down your stool, you idiot."

Although Shazhu may not be very wise, he still has some cleverness, so he took the easy way out:

"Okay, let's give him some face today!"

After saying that, he glared at Hua Twelve, then put down the bench and sat down awkwardly.

Hua Twelve mocked directly: "Coward!"

  Before Sha Zhu could say anything, Yi Zhonghai said:

"You're not done yet, are you? Hua Twelve, let me ask you, why do you carry a screwdriver in your pocket? Do you want to go out and be a gangster? I don't think our compound can accommodate you."

  Hua Shier glanced at Yi Zhonghai calmly:

"Uncle, you're accusing me right away. I just beat you up, but you were the one who tricked me first. So what? You want to kick me out of the courtyard? Then just say it clearly. If you play dirty, I'll flip the table!"

Yi Zhonghai actually thought so. He didn't expect Hua Twelve to say it directly. His face suddenly became hot:

"What nonsense are you talking about? Wasn't the last matter settled? I'm just talking about your current problem. Which good person would carry a screwdriver around for no reason? Tell me, is this the case?"

Inspired by him, many neighbors nodded their heads. After all, in their impression, only the gangsters on the street carried weapons in their pockets.

  Hua Twelve laughed and put away the screwdriver:

"What you said is not right, uncle. Everyone knows that I have a new bicycle, which I treasure. As the owner of the only new bicycle in the hospital, what's wrong with me carrying a screwdriver or other repair tools? If a screw is loose, I can tighten it in time. It's normal. Tell me, is there anything wrong with it?"

"Uncle, you don't have a screwdriver because you don't have a bicycle. You don't understand the relationship between us and people with cars!"

Yi Zhonghai was depressed when he heard about the bicycle. He still had a hundred yuan in it. He waved his hand and changed the subject:

"Okay, stop talking about those useless things. Let me ask you, where is Xu Damao?"

"How would I know? I didn't see him today!"

At this time, a somewhat mean voice came from outside the Chuihua Gate:

"As soon as I entered the door, I heard someone looking for me. This shows how important I am in our hospital. I went to pick up my daughter after get off work today!"

As they were talking, Xu Damao and a young woman walked in side by side. The woman was Lou Xiaoe.

As soon as Xu Damao entered the Chuihua Gate and saw so many people, he couldn't help but be curious:

"Why is the whole institute meeting being held? Did Sha Zhu commit some crime again? You guys want to criticize him!"

Hua Shier found it funny. Xu Damao always got beaten up by Sha Zhu because of his mouth. There was a reason for that.

Sure enough, Sha Zhu had just been holding back a lot of anger at Hua Twelve. When he heard Xu Damao's foul language, he immediately had a target to vent his anger on. He stood up and rushed over:

"Xu Damao, I think you're looking for a beating!"

Xu Damao was startled and quickly hid behind Lou Xiaoe: "Shazhu, are you crazy?"

  Lou Xiao'e also spoiled him. She opened her arms like a hen protecting her calves and stood in front of Xu Damao:

"What do you want to do, Stupid Zhu? Everyone is here, stop bullying our Damao!"

No matter how bad Sha Zhu was, he was too embarrassed to fight with a woman, so he sat back down in dismay: "Who told your Xu Damao to be so mean!"

Lou Xiao'e turned around and glared at Xu Damao unhappily, and the latter smiled awkwardly.

Turning around and seeing Hua Twelve, he quickly pulled Lou Xiaoe over and said, "Twelve, what happened today?"

"Donate money, what else can I do?"

  After Hua Twelve finished speaking, he raised his chin towards Qin Huairu!

"Hey, I thought, whenever there's something going on in the Jia family, the eldest uncle is the most proactive!"

Lou Xiao'e was a little unhappy when Hua Twelve didn't say hello to her: "Hey, Twelve, I haven't seen you for two days, don't you recognize your sister-in-law?"

Hua Shier grabbed two handfuls of melon seeds and gave them to Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe with a smile: "Can I give you melon seeds if I don't know you?"

Lou Xiao'e was also amused, and happily started to crack the melon seeds. After eating one, her eyes suddenly lit up: "Your melon seeds are really delicious!"

Xu Damao also ate two: "Mm, it's delicious, with a bit of saltiness!"

When the two said this, the people around them heard it and started asking for some. Hua Twelve was not stingy and gave everyone some to try. Liu Guangfu, Liu Guangtian and several children from the third uncle's family each got a small handful and said thank you to their Twelve Brother.

Yi Zhonghai gestured to Liu Haizhong, who stood up:

"Almost everyone has arrived, so let's get started. What we are going to discuss today is a very important and serious matter, involving..."

  Sha Zhu listened impatiently: "Second uncle, get to the point!" Liu Haizhong was a fan of power, and he wanted to have fun saying these two sentences at the whole institute meeting, but when Sha Zhu interrupted him, he lost his fun and became very unhappy, glaring:

"Silly Zhu, do you still have me as your uncle in your eyes? I am going to get to the point right away, but you are making a fuss. Should I repeat it or should I repeat it?"

Yi Zhonghai stood up and said, "Second uncle spoke very well, let's all applaud!"

Bangs: "."

The neighbors in the courtyard applauded and sent Liu Haizhong to sit down. Yi Zhonghai then talked about the main point:

"Everyone knows about Dongxu's situation, right? The Jia family is part of our compound, and now they are in trouble. The hospital fees are not small, and he won't be able to return to work, so he will need someone to take care of him. The most important thing is that the pillar of the Jia family has fallen, and life will be difficult in the future!"

When Jia Zhang heard this, she began to howl, and Qin Huairu also began to wipe her tears.

Yi Zhonghai and the other two had almost gained sympathy before they continued:

"After discussing it, the three of us have decided to call on the entire hospital to donate money to the Jia family to help them overcome their difficulties. This is the main purpose of this hospital meeting!"

  Then he took out a cardboard box from behind and placed it on the middle table:

"As an elder in the hospital, I would like to express my opinion and donate 50 yuan."

After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, he took out fifty yuan and put it in the box.

Liu Haizhong's eyelids twitched. He also wanted to be a boss, so he didn't want to be outdone by Yi Zhonghai. So from the beginning he planned to donate the same amount of money as Yi Zhonghai, but fifty was too much.

He is a seventh-level blacksmith and earns 78 yuan a month, and 50 yuan is most of his monthly salary.

Liu Hai cursed in his heart, but he gritted his teeth, endured the pain, and took out fifty yuan: "As the second uncle in the hospital, I will also donate fifty yuan!"

Yan Bugui looked bitter, and he took out a wrinkled five-yuan note from his trouser pocket: "Everyone knows my family's situation, so I'll donate five yuan!"

Sha Zhu started to make a noise: "Uncle Three, this is not right. Uncle One and Uncle Two both donated fifty. You are also the uncle in charge, so you should at least donate thirty. Isn't five dollars too little? Don't you agree?"

None of the neighbors responded. They were probably all thinking, "Fuck you!" If Yan Bugui's family was in such a financial situation and had to donate thirty dollars, how much would they have to donate?

Yan Bugui looked a little unhappy: "Silly Zhu, Uncle San has not offended you, has he? My family of six depends on my monthly salary of 27.5 yuan to survive, and you want me to donate 30? That's more than my monthly salary. Do you want to starve our family to death?"

  Yi Zhonghai waved his hand towards Sha Zhu and said:

"Silly Zhu, come on, Uncle San donated five dollars, it's already a lot, just behave yourself!"

When Sha Zhu heard what Yan Bugui said, he felt a little embarrassed: "Okay, I'm sorry for talking too much!"

He stood up and took out two big black tens, waving them around: "I'm He Yuzhu, donating twenty dollars!"

  After saying that, he proudly threw the money into the box, then turned to look at Xu Damao and Hua Twelve:

"Xu Damao, your family is not short of money, right? Shouldn't you donate more? And Hua Twelve even bought a bicycle and ate meat yesterday, shouldn't they donate more too? If they donate less than me, that's not justifiable!"

Hearing him say this, Qin Huairu's eyes flashed with joy, but Xu Damao was a little unhappy. Just as he was about to speak, Hua Twelve spoke first:

"Donations are fine. When one side is in trouble, all sides come to its aid. We live next to each other, so if someone is in trouble, it's only natural for us to help. But I have a few questions for you, uncle!"

Yi Zhonghai frowned, feeling something was wrong: "What do you want to ask?"

Hua Shier chuckled: "I just want to ask, Jia Dongxu had an accident at your steel mill. Does it count as a work-related injury? Did the steel mill pay for the medical expenses? Did the factory provide any compensation?"

  When he asked this, everyone looked at Yi Zhonghai, who felt a little guilty, but still glared at him:

"We are talking about donating to the Jia family. Why are you asking these questions? Is this something you can know?"

  Hua Twelve chuckled:

"Uncle, this doesn't make sense. You asked us to donate money but didn't tell us the real situation. If you want to talk like this, whoever wants to donate can donate. Anyway, I won't donate. If the factory gives subsidies, I will still donate. Wouldn't that make me a fool? Whoever wants to be a fool can be a fool. Anyway, I won't be one!"

After saying that, he glanced at Sha Zhu and it was obvious that he was a fool.

  When the neighbors heard this, they all nodded, and Xu Damao chimed in:

"Yes, Jia Dongxu had problems at the factory, and all medical expenses are covered. If we have to give him compensation, why would we donate money?"

When the neighbors heard that the factory was reimbursing them for the medical expenses, they started to talk even louder.

Seeing that the donation was about to fail, Jia Zhang stood up and cried, "Hua Twelve, our family is in such a miserable state, and you are still messing with our family. You will not be able to have a good death."

Hua Twelve laughed:

"I heard that your old Jia died of a work-related injury, and now it's your son's turn. Your family is doomed to fail. I think you are the one who brought them down. You don't have good morals. After bringing down old Jia, you brought down little Jia. You are simply invincible in your family, and you bring down all the males. Tell Bang Geng to be careful, or you will be brought down again someday!"

Jia Zhang was so angry that her chest felt stuffy, her eyes turned black, and she almost fainted.

Her husband died before she was forty, and now her son got into trouble before he was fifty. She was afraid that others would say that she was unlucky in marriage. Now Hua Twelve not only said so, but also put the blame on her for Jia Dongxu's affair, and even made up a story about how she was invincible at home and could defeat all her husbands.

How can she have the nerve to call others "the unlucky star" when she is arguing in the future? Everyone has to call her that!

  Qin Huairu didn't say anything, she just supported her mother-in-law and cried, looking very pitiful. The distressed Sha Zhu stood up and shouted:

"Hua Twelve, if you don't want to donate, don't make trouble. Do you still have any compassion?"

Hua Twelve laughed and said, "Yes, everyone listen carefully. The Jia family does not need any donations from you. In order to prove that I am a compassionate person, I will solve this problem by myself!"

Yi Zhonghai's eyes lit up, and he caught his words: "Don't say that casually. We estimate that the donation this time will be at least 200 yuan. Since you said it, you must keep your word!"

Sha Zhu quickly blocked Hua Twelve's way out with words: "Whoever regrets is a grandson!"

Hua Shier waved his hands and said, "Everyone is watching. I, Hua Shier, will stick to my words. I will never regret it!"

Xu Damao quickly pulled his clothes and said, "Think about it first!"

Qin Huairu quickly bowed to Hua Twelve and said, "Thank you very much, brother Twelve!"

You think this woman is polite, she just wants to make this matter true.

Hua Twelve patted his chest:

"Don't worry, it's just money, I can solve it. The Jia family has a sewing machine, right? The day I bought the bicycle, I saw it was selling for 150 yuan in the store. The Jia family's one has been used for several years, so I bought it for 130 yuan. Isn't that good enough? I still remember that Jia Zhangshi had a gold brocade, I'll pay 50 yuan, so it's 200 yuan now!"

"The Jia family's money helped me solve my problem, and I also bought a sewing machine and a gold ring. It's the best of both worlds!"

Jia Zhang was pretending to be unconscious, but now she screamed, "You little bastard, you still want my gold ring and my sewing machine. You are blind!"

Hua Twelve spread his hands around and said, "Everyone has seen it, right? People have sewing machines and gold rings, but they are unwilling to sell them to treat their sons. So what's the point of donating money? Who of you has a sewing machine and a gold ring?"

"A bunch of poor people donating to rich people, what a joke!"

Hua Shier waved his hand and said, "Donate? What the hell! Whoever wants to donate can donate. I won't donate. I'm saving money to buy a three-wheeler and a ring!"

After saying hello to Xu Damao, he turned around and walked home. Xu Damao quickly pulled Lou Xiaoe to catch up with him: "Wait for me, I won't donate anymore!"

The neighbors were all smart people, and they all said, "Twelve is right. If you have difficulties, just sell the sewing machine. Why don't we make a donation when we donate the sewing machine?"

Yan Bugui was quick to take back his five dollars.

Yi Zhonghai was furious: "Old Yan, why are you causing trouble?"

Yan Bugui smiled awkwardly: "I think Twelve is right. My child hasn't gotten married yet, so I have to save money to buy a three-turn and one-ring!"

Liu Haizhong nodded: "What Old Yan said makes sense, my two boys are not married yet."

  Before he could finish, Jia Zhang rushed to the table like a wild boar and snatched the box away:

"This is our family's money, no one is allowed to take it!"

Bangs: "."

Seeing that a good donation was ruined by Hua Twelve's words, Yi Zhonghai said angrily: "This Hua Twelve is getting more and more outrageous!"

He made up his mind that he would ask for leave tomorrow morning, go to the street office to get a form, and register Hua Shier's name.

  Hua Shier chatted with Xu Damao and his wife for a while, and then returned to his home. Before he could go to bed, the door of his room was opened and Yi Zhonghai walked in:

"Twelve, Qin Huairu has a stomachache today. Your Aunt Jia is too old to bear it. You go to the hospital to take care of Dongxu tonight. I'll ask Shazhu to take your place tomorrow!"

  Hua Twelve knew clearly that Yi Zhonghai was here to annoy him, so he immediately laughed:

"I'm sorry, uncle. Jia Dongxu and I are not that close. Aren't you his master? It would be great if you could let Auntie take care of Jia Dongxu. A master's wife taking care of her apprentice, and they are so close to each other, and the love between the two men... well, it will definitely be a good story."

Yi Zhonghai's eyes went dark. Why did this guy speak so harshly? He gritted his teeth:

"Twelve, don't be too selfish!"

"That's right. If Auntie doesn't want to go, just tell her this."

With a bang, Yi Zhonghai slammed the door and stormed out. Hua Twelve smiled triumphantly, this is called defeating magic with magic.

Thanks to: 08a, Xiaoxiaohu from the Demon World, Chu Ritian, the free and easy immortal, Longyin Fengze, and this mortal brother for their rewards. Thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly tickets and recommendation tickets. Thank you very much.