A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 960: Drinking piao may also be illegal! (Please subscribe to the full version!)

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The morning light was dim, and the rising sun spread over the courtyard. Hua Shier got up early because he had to report to the steel mill. After washing up, he started doing what would be called radio gymnastics in later times at the door of his house. Well, it was another energetic day.

"Hey, Twelve, it's rare for you to get up so early. The exercises you're doing look like those exercises that elementary school students do."

Yi Zhonghai, who came out to use the toilet, saw Hua Shier and greeted him warmly with a big smile on his face, as if the previous unpleasantness had never happened.

"Hey, I'm just practicing to stretch my body!"

Yi Zhonghai laughed heartily: "Activities are good. Young people should do more activities to be energetic!" After saying that, he went back home with a smile.

Hua Twelve smiled on the surface, but he was cursing in his heart. He felt that Yi Zhonghai was an old scoundrel who was trying to please him for no reason. He must be a traitor or a thief. He must be thinking of something to plot against him, hatui!

While I was doing jumping exercises, I saw Shazhu walking in from the front yard. He had an untidy beard and dark circles under his eyes, looking like a refugee.

When Sha Zhu saw Hua Twelve jumping up and down, his tired and depressed look disappeared. He walked over to take a look and said with a smile:

"Hey Twelve, I'm still practicing. What kind of punch is this? It's like a big monkey!"

Hua Shier sniffed: "Why do you smell like urine? Could it be that you couldn't sleep last night and went out to dig out manure? Let me tell you, silly Zhu, it was reported in the newspaper last time that the manure in the toilet is farm manure, which belongs to the country. Stealing manure is illegal!"

Then he added: "Drinking urine may also be illegal!"

At this time, there were already many neighbors in the yard who had woken up early and were fetching water from the pool. When they heard what Hua Twelve said, they couldn't help laughing out loud.

Sha Zhu's face turned green at that moment: "Who drinks urine? You are the one who drinks that stuff, are you asking for a beating?"

As he said this, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward.

Hua Twelve took out a screwdriver and said, "You can't afford it, right? Then don't bother me. Who the hell is the big monkey? Come here. If you don't beat me up, you're a grandson!"

When Sha Zhu saw the screwdriver, he stopped in his tracks and said angrily, "Why do you always carry this with you?"

"I repair bicycles, that's reasonable, right? It's none of your business!"

"Put that thing down if you dare, and I'll beat you to death!"

"Okay, I'll put it down right now!"

Hua Twelve turned and went back into the house, and came out again in a few seconds. He no longer had a screwdriver in his hand, but he had picked up a kitchen knife:

"Son of a bitch, I've put down the screwdriver, come here now!"

Even Shazhu is speechless. This is scarier than a screwdriver.

Xu Damao heard the noise and ran from the backyard to the middle yard to watch the fun, and said, "Silly Zhu, come on, you are so powerful, why are you so scared when you see my brother?"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai pushed the door open and walked out, shouting: "What are you doing? Aren't you going to work? Everyone, go away, Twelve, we are all neighbors in the same courtyard, so don't always use knives and guns!"

Hua Twelve chuckled: "Uncle, you are taking it amiss again. It was Sha Zhu who wanted to hit me these few times. Look for yourself, besides Sha Zhu, who else in this courtyard have I fought with?"

Yi Zhonghai was at a loss for words and waved his hand: "Alright, it takes two to tango, idiot, go back quickly!"

The latter sentence also meant that he felt he was in the wrong, so he turned around and scolded Sha Zhu to go back quickly.

Sha Zhu took advantage of the situation again and pointed at Hua Twelve: "I'm giving you face, so I won't argue with you today!"

Xu Damao laughed beside him: "Why don't you show me one? You hit me with such strength, why are you afraid of a stronger one?"

"Xu Damao, you're asking for a beating!"

  Sha Zhu was holding back his anger and ran straight to Xu Damao, who started running. Sha Zhu didn't run far either, but ran behind Hua Twelve, grinning and making people angry:

"Come here, you stupid idiot! It's up to you whether my brother will beat you up or not!"

Sha Zhu didn't come over in the end, and pointed at Xu Damao: "Okay, you wait!"

After saying that, he went home angrily.

As soon as Sha Zhu left, Yi Zhonghai also went back.

Xu Damao rarely got the upper hand when fighting with Sha Zhu. Today, he frightened Sha Zhu away by pretending to be powerful. He smiled like crazy and patted Hua Twelve on the shoulder:

"Brother, you are awesome. I am happy today. I will prepare some delicious food for you tonight. Come to my house for a drink!"

As the two were talking, Qin Huairu came out with a lunch box and ran over to them: "Twelve Brother, do Sister Qin a favor. Can you ride your bike to the hospital later and deliver this lunch box to your brother Dongxu?"

  Under normal circumstances, Hua Twelve would have agreed, but today he had to report to the steel mill and go to the street office to get a letter of introduction, so he shook his head:

"Sister-in-law Jia, it's not that I don't want to help, I just have something to do today, you should ask Sha Zhu to help you deliver it!"

Qin Huairu burst into tears when she heard Hua Twelve disagreed. "Shazhu was in the hospital last night helping me take care of Dongxu. He just came back. I also have a stomachache. Otherwise, I would have gone by myself."

Hua Shier then realized that the reason why Sha Zhu smelled of urine was probably because he was taking care of Jia Dongxu last night. It was said that Jia Dongxu was paralyzed from the waist down and couldn't take care of himself. If there was more urine last night, Sha Zhu would definitely smell like urine.

He was glad that he did not agree to go to the hospital with Yi Zhonghai yesterday. Otherwise, as a great angel, it would be fine for him to be filial to his parents, but he would rather die by finding a piece of tofu to take care of his shit and piss like Jia Dongxu.

Seeing that Qin Huairu didn't leave and was still crying here, he suddenly felt a little annoyed. Why couldn't they just talk it out calmly? Why was she crying?

  But people are all made of flesh and blood. It is definitely not possible to ask Hua Twelve to take care of him. If he rides a bike to deliver a meal, it won't take much time even if he rides fast. Just when he was about to agree, he saw Sha Zhu come out of the house and start yelling:

"Sister Qin, don't beg him. It's just a meal. I'll send it to Dongxu later!"

Qin Huairu immediately wiped away her tears, turned around and smiled at Sha Zhu: "Then Sister Qin thanks you, Zhuzi!"

After saying that, he walked over and handed the lunch box to Sha Zhu, and smiled, which made Sha Zhu confused. Just as he was about to say something to Qin Jie, he heard Jia Zhang in the Jia family's room start to howl:

"Qin Huairu, your man isn't dead yet and you're already flirting with other men. Why don't you get back here?"

Qin Huairu showed an aggrieved look: "Silly Zhu, I'm leaving it to you. I still have to go back to cook for the children!"

After saying this, he went back staggeringly.

Sha Zhu looked at Qin Huairu's back, grinned foolishly, picked up the lunch box, hummed a little tune and went out again. It seemed that he was going to the hospital to deliver food to Jia Dongxu.

After Sha Zhu left, Xu Damao raised his eyebrows at Hua Twelve and said, "Did you see that? Qin Huairu, that little girl, is very experienced. She held Sha Zhu tightly. She said she wanted you to help, but I think she probably wanted Sha Zhu to take the initiative to deliver the baby!"

Hua Shier also realized what was going on. He and the Jia family had been having unpleasantness these days, and Qin Huairu asked him to help deliver meals, which was just a casual attempt. In fact, she might have wanted Sha Zhu to help for a long time, but because Sha Zhu had been in the hospital taking care of Jia Dongxu all night yesterday, she was embarrassed to ask him. She simply came to him on purpose to put a damper on him, just to let Sha Zhu take the initiative.

Damn, the city is full of tricks, I want to go back to the countryside! Is this woman so skilled?

Hua Shier nodded in agreement with Xu Damao's words. He felt a little bit sorry for Qin Huairu when he saw her tearful eyes just now, but she accepted the offer as she wished. Her acting skills are much better than those young actors in later generations. She deserves at least a nomination for the Feitian Award for Best Actress.

  Xu Damao was even more proud when he saw Hua Twelve nodding in agreement with him:

"Brother, don't say I didn't warn you. Stay away from this woman in the future. Be careful not to get hurt. This woman has too many tricks. If you are not careful, you will be tricked by her!" Hua Shier thought of the original plot, where Qin Huairu tricked Xu Damao into buying steamed buns for her and tricked him into going around in circles. It was a little funny:

"Da Mao, you should worry about yourself. People say you like this. I heard that when you went to the countryside to show movies, you were with a lot of widows."

Xu Damao was so scared that he quickly covered Hua Twelve's mouth and said, "Hey my dear brother, please keep your voice down. Those rumors spread outside are all made up about me. If your sister-in-law hears them, she will fight me to death."

Hua Twelve dodged Xu Damao's hand and said with a smile: "Alright, alright, I won't say anything more, but what I just said is true, you should also be careful of Qin Huairu!"

Xu Damao was relieved when he heard him not to say anything, and then he smiled smugly: "I, Xu Damao, never think about other people's wives. As long as Jia Dongxu is still here, I can't have any thoughts about her, you can rest assured!"

After saying that, he waved his hand and said, "I'm going back to cook for your sister-in-law. Don't forget to come to my house for dinner tonight!"

Looking at Xu Damao's back, Hua Twelve fell into deep thought. In his memory, Xu Damao seemed to have never flirted with other people's wives. It was true that this guy was lustful, but he had a bottom line. By comparison, it seemed that although Xu Damao looked unbearable when it came to women, he was much better than Sha Zhu who couldn't take his eyes off Qin Huairu.

At least when Jia Dongxu was alive, Xu Damao didn't have any thoughts about him, but the look in Sha Zhu's eyes when he looked at Qin Huairu was so deep that he could hardly take it out.

  Hua Shier came to a conclusion that Sha Zhu is really a scumbag!

Lou Xiao'e was at home, so Xu Damao definitely wouldn't go out to eat. Hua Shier changed into a clean Zhongshan suit, dressed neatly and energetically, and rode his bike to have breakfast by himself.

I went to the same breakfast shop as last time and ordered a bowl of tofu pudding and two sugar-coated pancakes, the standard fare in old Beijing.

I took a sip of tofu pudding. Hmm, fungus, day lily, and mushrooms were delicious. I couldn't help but sigh:

"Salted tofu pudding is the authentic one, the rest are all heretical!" (Please be gentle, if you don't agree, use your monthly ticket to hit me)

After finishing my meal, I looked at the time and it was time to go to work over there, so I paid the money and headed straight for the street.

When he saw Director Wang, the latter couldn't help but admire Hua Twelve:

"You're a good-looking boy, and you look even more energetic after dressing up. This is for you. Go to the Personnel Department when you get there. I've already greeted Deputy Director Li who is in charge of logistics at the steel rolling mill. Don't embarrass me!" As he said that, he handed over the letter of introduction.

After Hua Twelve thanked him, he took out a paper bag from behind and said, "Some food, Director, take it back for the child to try!"

After saying this, he turned around and left with the letter of introduction without waiting for Director Wang to speak.

In any era, people value personal connections. Last time he came to do business, Director Wang did it for him promptly, without the attitude of passing the buck like in later generations. This time he took the initiative to find a job for him. With Hua Twelve's later thinking, he felt embarrassed not to express his gratitude.

He took out the packaging of the snacks stored in the storage space in advance, rewrapped them in paper, and used them as gifts to thank people.

Director Wang was about to refuse, but Hua Twelve had already left her office, so she couldn't yell at him anymore. She opened the paper package and saw that it was actually a bag of five-spice beef jerky. This thing is said to be a specialty of Inner Mongolia and is hard to get in Beijing. The child will definitely love it. She couldn't help but shake her head and laugh:

"This boy"

Hua Shier took the recommendation letter and rode his bike to the steel mill, but he didn't see Yi Zhonghai standing on the side of the road. The latter looked at him, then looked at the street office, and was a little confused:

"What is this kid doing at the street office?"

  When Yi Zhonghai entered the subdistrict office, the subdistrict official in charge of the courtyard greeted him:

"Master Yi, why are you here?"

"Xiao Wu, let me ask you something. What did Hua Twelve from our hospital do at the street office just now?"

Secretary Wu pointed to Director Wang's office and said, "You came to see Director Wang. I don't know what the specific matter is. How about I ask for you?"

  Yi Zhonghai waved his hands quickly:

"No, no, this kid is a troublemaker in our yard. He does nothing all day long and is idle. I'm afraid he will cause trouble. By the way, do you have a form for going to the countryside? Give me one."

Xiao Wu immediately became excited when he heard this. They also had a task for the educated youth going to the countryside: "Does your hospital have a suitable one? OK, I'll get you one right away. Just have him fill it out and give it to me!"

When Hua Shier arrived at the steel rolling mill, he was stopped by the security officer at the gate. He took out his letter of introduction and was then taken by the security officer to see Deputy Director Li.

Deputy Factory Director Li was in his forties and looked very impressive. When he saw Hua Twelve, he smiled and extended his hand:

"You must be Hua Twelve, Director Wang has greeted me. You have made a great contribution to our steel mill!"

  Hua Shier knew that this was the scumbag Director Li Fu who had an affair with Liu Lan and wanted to molest Qin Huairu. He smiled faintly:

"Director Li is so polite!"

  When Deputy Factory Director Li heard that Hua Shier had omitted the word "deputy", he was delighted and corrected him with a smile:

"Hey, deputy director!"

Hua Twelve could tell at a glance that he was not saying what he meant, and he must have felt very happy, so he continued to deceive him: "It's only a matter of time!"

"Hahaha, you little comrade!"

  Deputy Director Li smiled and took out a piece of paper and handed it to him:

"Take a look for yourself. These are the positions that our factory is currently short of. I have copied them down for you in the personnel department. Choose one and I will personally take you to the job!"

After Hua Shier thanked him, he picked up the paper and read it carefully. It was mainly about the positions of workers in the workshop, such as fitter, milling operator, forger, electrician and so on.

Deputy Factory Manager Li introduced: "If you want to work in the workshop, you have to start as an apprentice. Although you are an apprentice, I can arrange for you to become a regular worker!"

Hua Shier is not interested in workers. If I am a celestial being and still doing hard labor, then my immortality would be in vain.

Apart from the workers, there are vacancies in logistics, purchasing, kitchen and so on. Hua Twelve is not very interested in them. The kitchen is Shazhu's territory, and he would just feel uncomfortable there. He is the emperor in another world, he can't serve others in this world.

As for purchasing, this job is more convenient. He doesn't have to stay in the factory all the time. Hua Twelve still has room, and he can do purchasing with ease, but he is not very interested in it.

Finally, Hua Twelve set his sights on the Security Department: "Director, I've made my choice. Let's go with the Security Department!"

These days the security department has considerable authority and is equipped with guns. Although it is a bit dangerous, it is not dangerous enough for Hua Twelve.

He has made up his mind that if Sha Zhu dares to show his teeth to him again, he will catch the person with a lunch box and lock him up in a small dark room. He will kill him if he can't!

After making the selection, Hua Shier also took out a bag of beef jerky and stuffed it into the pocket of Deputy Director Li, saying that it was given by a friend from Inner Mongolia and asked Deputy Director Li to try it.

Although Deputy Director Li is not short of words, he is still very satisfied with Hua Twelve's attitude.

Under the guidance of Deputy Factory Director Li, Hua Shier successfully joined the Security Department and became a glorious security officer.

However, because Hua Shier is not a veteran and has not received formal training, after joining the company, he will have to go to the relevant departments for job training in shooting, fighting and other related skills. By the way, he will also be given legal biu, biu, biu certificates.

This kind of training was extremely easy for Hua Shier. After a week, not only did he pass all the training programs with excellence, but the old company commander who was in charge of training him almost became his apprentice in shooting and fighting. Well, it was that exaggerated.

He stayed at home this week. Apart from occasionally having dinner with Xu Damao, he had little contact with his neighbors. After completing the training, he came back early that day. Unexpectedly, Secretary Wu from the Street Office came to his door:

"You must be Hua Twelve, right? You have already decided where to go to the countryside. It's Yunnan."

Thanks to: 08a, Brother Xiao Xiaohu in the Demon World for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes, thank you very much.