Duke of Herrington

Chapter 31 Advanced toilets, only in the north!
"Zi Liu. Really fragrant!"

Sir Da Vinci tasted the rare sausage stewed spaghetti, tore off a piece of pizza with his hands, and sighed while eating: "Do you know how to enjoy life in the north?"

Steve's eating appearance is not much better. The tomato beef brisket in the bowl has been simmered for six hours, and it melts in the mouth!He has eaten six bowls in a row!
It seems that the folklore that 'the northern border is a place of bitter cold, poverty, no money, and you have to eat soil to survive' are all rumors and falsehoods!

The person in charge raised his glasses and patiently introduced the traditions of the northern border: "Everyone, these are just the traditional delicacies of our northern border, with a history of thousands of years and rich cultural heritage! Some taste and the sweet and sour pork beside you."

The person in charge started to make up things based on the scripts he had memorized in advance and combined with his own imagination, just to scare these unaware people into a daze!

Of course, strictly speaking, these things are not northern delicacies, but Ted made them following the book "Gourmet of the Earth"
In order to eat delicious hometown dishes on another planet, he even spent a lot of star coins to buy seasonings, stored them in his inventory, and took advantage of his leisure time to cook with the people in the house.

These dishes were first produced in the northern border!Adhering to the first-come, first-served idea, this is naturally defined as northern cuisine, so Ted led the servants to cook all the famous dishes on the earth in various periods at the fastest speed again!
Also because of this kind of behavior, the Northern Territory cookbook, which was originally only a few pages, has become a book with nearly [-] pages.
The bewildered citizens had to rely on their own imagination to make up nonsense, saying that these were lost recipes in the North, from the lost items of the Edwardian Dynasty 2 years ago!And now!Finally found by Lord Lord!

The gifts of these ancestors must be preserved by the northerners!

After knowing this, Ted did not stop, but continued to let everyone use their imagination!

Until something weird happens and Ted has to call everyone back to devote themselves to learning something else.
In Ted's view, the greatest characteristic of human beings is neither intelligence nor hard work, but that some people dare to boast, and then some people dare to believe. With one mouth, a village, a religion, and a country can be pulled out.
As long as you blow it so miraculously, even if it is a piece of dung, everyone will worship it as a god.

If things go on like this, those who brag will get a lot of support, and those who praise will also get psychological satisfaction. From then on, the boss and the younger brother can walk sideways in the world, bullying men and women in Yurou Township!

From Ethiopia to the Nile, across the Strait of Gibraltar, to all parts of the world, whether it is the Amazon rainforest or the Panama Canal, the famous title of "Horror Upright Ape" is known to everyone, everyone knows it!Regardless of whether it is a tiger or a lion, or a gray wolf or wild dog, in front of human beings, they can only be eaten~
And this recipe, as well as what happened recently, was combined by the people who had opened their minds, and it was passed on among the people. What's more, said: "As long as you get this recipe, Jesus will You have to come and kiss yourself!"

Immediately afterwards, it was passed on to ten, ten to a hundred, and finally, it was passed on: the person who gets the recipe can become God and replace Jesus!Become the new god of the world!

If it wasn't for Ted to stop it in time and find something else for these people to do, it is really possible for this group of people to pull a group of people all over the world to find recipes.
This is not a rare thing. It is within the acceptable range. After all, the wisdom of the people in the north has just been opened, and their thoughts are not serious or serious. Maybe they have an idea today, and they will act on it in the next second.

They're like now. Lost heifer, know NB but don't know where NB is?And Ted is the one who tells everyone where NB is!

three hours later.
"Burr!!!"

The sound of hiccups came from the restaurant one after another. After eating the last grape on the table, everyone fell down on the chairs behind them.

"Everyone, do our traditional delicacies in the north meet the taste?" The person in charge smiled and looked at the two bumpkins who had never seen the world, and stared at the stomachs of the two with eyes like looking at idiots.
"That's right, the needle doesn't poke!" Da Vinci was full of praise for this. A nobleman of his level can't afford grapes in winter. If he doesn't eat more this time, it may not be when he will eat it next time!

"Then I'll send you all back to your room for an early rest, how about that?"

"Very good!"

After returning to his room, Steve felt a sense of urgency coming out. After eating so much at once, his stomach felt very strange.
"I've been constipated for years. Anyone!?"

"Your Highness, what's the matter?" It was still the elegant person in charge, he lifted his hat lightly to show his respect again.

"Do you have a place in the north to deal with personal problems?" Steve clutched his stomach, although he felt unbearable, he still smiled, showing his aristocratic demeanor.

"I don't know. What place is your Highness talking about?" The person in charge had already seen what Steve wanted to do, but still wanted to play tricks on him.

"Is there a latrine?" Steve stood up, obviously!The contents of the stomach can't wait any longer!
However, the person in charge in front of him still pretended to think for a few seconds unhurriedly, then snapped his fingers and suddenly realized, and then raised his orchid finger and smiled: "Oh!!! I just remembered that in the imperial capital, the place used for excretion is called' latrine'"

When it came to the word "Maokeng", the person in charge even emphasized it with a disgusted tone!
He gently tugged on his shirt, raised his right hand and drew a few graceful arcs in the air, and then said artificially: "In our northern border, it's not called a latrine, it's called a 'toilet'!"

"Then take me to your bathroom! I can't hold it anymore!" Steve's face turned green, and if he didn't solve it, he would have to change his pants again!
The teasing ends here, if something bad happens, the person in charge will be the one in charge in the end.
"Your Highness, come with me"

After a while, he brought the prince to the 'washroom' on the first floor

Push the door open, it's already full of people
In order to imitate the ancient Roman toilet, Ted did not set up a partition. He thinks this culture is worth admiring!Everyone treated each other frankly in the 'restroom' and talked about the past and the present!Contribute to the development of society!

Simply imagine~ A group of scholars who are studying "The Theory of Relativity" suddenly had a flash of inspiration when they were exerting their strength!And this moment of celebration. No one to share the joy!What a sad thing that is!

In this special toilet, each pit is spaced at a certain distance, not too embarrassing, enough for a group of scholars to hold a small meeting to discuss academics!
And in daily life, it also plays an indispensable role for civilians. It is easy to judge the stomach of family members or neighbors and friends from the smell from other pits. Come forward to greet you warmly!Improve friendship!
The mixed baths in ancient Rome are dross, but the toilet culture can indeed be preserved!Separate men and women, this system is still very good!
"Your Highness, are you here too?" Da Vinci sat on the comfortable toilet, squeezed the last bit hard, and sweated profusely: "Your Highness, this is the best latrine I've ever seen, no 'toilet! '"

When the person in charge heard the words 'the latrine', he specially widened his glasses and looked at Sir Da Vinci in front of him, forcing him to change his words.

"Um"

Unlike Da Vinci, Steve ate a lot of meat this evening and is constipated at the moment
The feeling that was just about to come out, but when I sit on the clean and hygienic toilet, I always feel that I can’t use it, and it’s always a little bit worse!
At this time, Da Vinci felt something was wrong, and he didn't know which muscle he had touched, so he subconsciously stretched out his right hand, and proposed like a brain twitch: "His Royal Highness, hold my hand tightly, and I will give you strength!"

A loyal guard sitting next to him was infected by Da Vinci's actions!He also stretched out his hand.

Steve didn't know if it would work, but he wanted to give it a try!After all, this taste is too painful!Besides, my constipation problem is not a day or two!

'Clap! '

He grabbed the big hands that came to give him strength, and with their help, an inexplicable force was transmitted to Steve's dantian through the arm muscles!
The next moment, there was a blizzard outside!

'Crack! 'A thunderstorm sounded, as if the monk who was crossing the catastrophe not far away had encountered a little trouble!

"Pia!" Another lightning strike!

"It's only a little bit close! A final kick!" Steve said in pain, the force of the prehistoric forced him to pull out his veins and make a last-ditch effort!
"Don't give up! You can do it, Your Highness!" Da Vinci's resolute eyes told everything!
Steve gritted his teeth and stared at the thunder in the sky, like Shawshank's last step to escape from prison.

"Boom!!!" Thunder strikes!
At this critical moment, Steve roared! "Break it!"

Hearing the sound of "pants crack!", the objects rushing out seemed to break through the flood that closed the gate, broke through the shackles blocking the front, and tore up the cage that bound it!
At this moment, it is free!Roaring, roaring, the earth trembled, and the mountains fell over it!And the sky cheered with it!
"Huh" Steve let out a long sigh and he succeeded!But this success does not depend on himself alone, but also Da Vinci, and a loyal guard!

The person in charge stood aside and witnessed the whole process, and couldn't help but sigh the power of the collective!He raised his hands and gently applauded the three people in front of him.

Everyone present finally understood Ted's painstaking efforts.

Afterwards, lightning struck again and again, Steve clenched his hands, and with the help of his companions, ended all this!
After going to the toilet, he panted heavily, as if this was a tug-of-war, consuming all the strength he had accumulated these days!However, all this has passed. The blizzard has also stopped~
At this time, everyone noticed that the luxury of the bathroom was far beyond their imagination. The ventilation system was good, and the stove was burning. Not far away, there were even some roses and one-leaf orchids in full bloom.

However, the prince and his party didn't know what these were used for.

1 minute later.
Da Vinci felt better, and turned to look at the person in charge standing by. "Mr. person in charge, do we have anything to clean up the skin?"

In the empire, the rich and extravagant aristocrats, such as emperors and dukes, all use goose necks to rub, not only has a silky touch of fluff, but also has a suitable temperature, decent and elegant.

People like princes usually use sliced ​​salmon, which is said to be able to deodorize and eliminate sores~
But Sir Da Vinci can only use the shared hemp rope. Hold it with both hands and rub it back and forth!Shit again and again, if you meet the last person, you can't say anything
The person in charge has known this for a long time, and stretched out his hand to take a pot of one-leaf orchid, pointing at it with the orchid: "Use it~"

Following the gaze of the person in charge, the group turned their attention to the plants in front of them.

Before the moon elves joined the northern border, what to use to wipe off the dirt has always been a problem. Until their appearance, they helped everyone find suitable materials in this era without toilet paper!

They can make plants grow with just a wave of their hands!

During the selection process, Ted chose the two most suitable plants, the one-leaf orchid and the Chinese rose, from among the many finished products.

A plant with wide and thick leaves like the one-leaf orchid is perfect for toilet paper. With such a large piece, you don’t have to worry about not enough, let alone rubbing it on your hands. It is simply the best artifact for wiping your butt!
And Chinese rose. This kind of plant with large petals is soft and delicate. It is suitable for those with constipation and will not cause trauma!At the same time, these gentle petals also make ladies stay away from embarrassment and regain confidence!After wiping off, there will be a faint floral fragrance!More elegant than gooseneck salmon!

(End of this chapter)