Duke of Herrington

Chapter 75 I don't want to be a human anymore!

"Chris, are you kidding me?"

"My lord, the ancients said: You are not a fish, how can you know the joy of fish? You are not a moon elf, so of course you can't experience the feelings of a moon elf! Why don't you just ask the two people in front why they chose each other? The original idea was What, just ask."

"Right!"

Inadvertently, Ted saw the special book in Chris's hand.
Those were originally Chinese textbooks and translations, which ordinary foreigners can’t understand. Ted just printed them out to remember the past, and then he threw them in a corner to collect ashes.

And these books happened to be seen by Chris, and under the trend of curiosity, he took them away.
"Chris, can you understand these things?"

"Of course I can't understand it. This pictograph does not belong to the same language family as the language we use. It is not easy to learn from scratch, but... I think it can train some people to learn. After all, this is an encrypted language, which is very suitable for Intelligence work afterwards!"

"Hey! It makes sense! Then you can read it slowly. If you don't know it, you can tell me, and I will teach you!"

"Are you here to teach me?" Chris almost didn't react to these words. In order to verify that Ted was not joking, he asked word by word in Chinese: "Are you sure? Your Excellency?"

Ted did not hide it, but told him directly in fluent Chinese, saying it very well: "Of course I am sure, if you speak at my level, you will be considered a success."

"WHAT?" Chris widened his eyes, lowered his head in a self-indulgent manner, and continued to mutter basic words such as 'Hello, thank you', but he said depressedly in his heart: "Hey, when you were young, you really learned a lot, 40 times faster than me. people know more"

Ted took out his notepad and wrote down what Chris had just thought in the note, which was also a reminder to himself!
Such a language that has never appeared in the world can indeed be used as an intelligence language, because no one can understand what it is.
Following Chris' prompt, Ted turned his attention to the two clerks working in front of him.

Men are human beings, while women are moon elves. They sit and work together, conscientious and meticulous!
But Ted can still smell the sour smell of love from eight paces away, and guess what's going on under their table
"Excuse me, both of you, can I ask... why are you together?"

"Oh? It's you, Lord Lord!" Hearing the voice, the male human raised his head, and was about to get up when Ted stopped him.

At this time, the female clerk also put down the work at hand, pushed back her curly hair, and held the arm of her husband beside her. It seemed that she enjoyed this feeling of dependence.

According to the general aesthetics of human males, the sweet-looking moon elf beside her, no matter how old she is, for humans, with a good personality and perfect appearance, they will not refuse to be with her!
"My lord, the reason we got together in the first place was not because of love. As a man, I will definitely choose the most beautiful and compatible wife, and the moon elves, they will not grow old, and it is nothing at all to live tens of thousands of years." The problem, that is to say, she will always have that youthful and beautiful appearance. And what I love is her original appearance, which will never change"

When the last sentence was uttered, the eyes of the female moon elf beside her suddenly filled with tears: "Oh my god, dear, can you repeat what you just said?"

It seems that this sentence has been said countless times, but the man still stares at her eyes patiently and holds her hand.
"Honey, what I love is your original appearance, never changed, not now, nor in the future, until the day when my life dies, at the moment of dying, I still have that green face in my heart."

Such love words ignited the surrounding atmosphere, and the two couldn't help but kiss together, but it made Ted feel uncomfortable!

If these words are used between human beings, let alone marriage, they can't even become good friends!Because human beings will age and die, and after decades, their appearance will change, and if men still like their original appearance, they will be called perverts or disrespectful.
But. Once the target is changed to the Moon Elf, all this will not be a problem. On the contrary, it will remind the two of them to recall the scene of their acquaintance and romance again.

Because the face of the moon elves will not change after tens of thousands of years, let alone make-up, just washing the face with water can instantly kill [-]% of the vulgar makeup of human beings.
After 3 minutes, the two let go, and the male human clerk smiled and said: "For human beings, the eternal is the most beautiful."

After understanding the human mind, now it's the female moon elf's turn. Perhaps, Ted can find out the reason why Vadina is so moved.

"Then, lady, how did you fall in love with your husband?"

As soon as she said this, the love revealed in her eyes even overwhelmed everything around her.
"When I first met my husband, we just chatted for a while and found that we got along very well. Then I got drunk and took him home and killed him first."

Ted's jaw dropped when the first sentence was uttered
But after thinking about it, these are not problems, because human life is too short, thinking and behavior are not open, and they are very concerned about virginity.
This mere 200 years is only a small part of the life of other long-lived races.
If it were the moon elves, they wouldn't care about 'chaste' at all, because their lives are too long.

If after hundreds of years or thousands of years, during a blind date, if you meet someone of the same age, if your virginity is still there, then there is a problem.

How 'motorcycle' does such a 'virgin' man and woman have to be?Will there be no object for tens of thousands of years?It is estimated that they will turn their heads and leave without thinking about it.

After all, such a person is too bad.
It seems that her man is also more open and doesn't care about these things.

Tedra walked over a stool and sat across from them, sticking his chin and continuing to watch her sprinkle dog food.
When saying "cut first, play later", the moon elf even stretched out his small hand to caress the shy man beside him for a while, and then continued to speak after a while: "My lord, to tell you the truth, I am 7728 years old this year A marriage is only 500 years."

"When I walked through nearly 8000 years, I realized that a short moment is the most beautiful!"

"Like a shooting star in the sky."

"No matter how handsome your face is, there will be a day when you will get tired of it. Two people who love each other will go from acquaintance to marriage, and finally break their original vows because they can't bear each other."

"And the reason for choosing to divorce is often the reason for being together in the first place."

"However. These problems will never happen to humans. Their faces will change, they will age and die while they are in love with you"

"Huh?" Ted couldn't figure it out, his brain circuit was completely insufficient, he couldn't analyze the meaning of the moon elf's words at all!

"My lord, do you think it's more beautiful to be eternal or fleeting?"

Ted couldn't tell which was more beautiful, or he thought they were both. Maybe call Deidara and Scorpion over and let them discuss it?It is possible to get a good result.

"My lord, as I said just now, the short is the most beautiful, just like human beings"

"Now, I will act like a baby in front of men, arouse their desire to protect, and fall in love with them."

"But slowly, they will grow old and eventually become weak, and will ask you to take care of them and fall into your arms until they stop breathing and dissipate into the world"

When she said this, the tone of the moon elf woman gradually became sad, and she even shed a little tears.

"When you loved him the most and were still in the period of passionate love, and lost him forever, the frozen memories are also scenes of loving and passionate love."

"After he left, whenever I recalled him, my heart would always ache. I took his photo and told our daughters about the past, and we couldn't help but shed tears little by little."

"Like a picture book, every time you turn a page, your fragile heart will be broken a little bit."

"The heart is gradually broken, and the tearing pain forces you to think of the vows you made when you were together, and the feeling of hugging and crying with your daughters. It's really great!"

"Great?" Ted stroked the non-existent beard, and even once felt that the woman in front of him was a pervert, but felt that what she said... had some truth.

"It's like a flash of fireworks in the sky, this moment will be engraved in my heart forever, just like the face of the boy who admired you back then, but you will never see him again"

Ted looked at the Moon Elf in disbelief, even opened a can of Coke, and sat across from them to watch her perform, but the more he watched, the more he felt that what the Moon Elf said was the same as an anime he had watched .

Human beings like elf girls who don't age. It doesn't matter whether the magic power is rotten or not, even an old hag who is tens of thousands of years old, as long as she looks sweet, she is fine!

Elf men, on the other hand, like women who will age, because they will grow old and enjoy the aging process more
I don't know which sentence touched her tears, the moon elf had to take out a handkerchief from her pocket to dry her tears, and then continued to speak with a girlish heart of more than 7000 years: "In my mind, his image Disappeared bit by bit, broken, and finally there is no trace to follow! And I will try to recall his appearance for the rest of my long life, wash my face with tears every day, and regain my broken heart! Reminisce about his existence again"

"I just exchanged a part of my long life for a person's life, and his life belongs to me only!"

"Dear~"

"My Little Sweetheart"

The two of "mua" looked at each other again and kissed each other fiercely.
Ted's coke is finished, he doesn't intend to continue to be a light bulb, let alone watch two adults show their affection, that would just add to his heart
"I wish you all a good time. In addition, if you need some alone time, I can lend you my office after the prince comes out, but remember to clean it up! Don't worry, there are no confidential documents in my office. is empty."

Before leaving, Ted came to Chris again and reminded: "You said that you have assigned a task to Vadina, and when they are done, tell me the result."

As soon as the words fell, Steve pulled Vadina to open the office door, and walked outside together.

When he came to Ted, it seemed that a great sage was alive and had no desire for worldly affairs: "Mr. Earl, I can tell you that God is not that important to me even if he really exists , I will betray him too, and be with my Vadina."

Ted: "???"

"Everyone, good night." The prince smiled and looked at the people around him. After saying goodbye to everyone, he took Vadina's little hand, hugged her waist, and walked slowly towards the exit.
Ted was depressed. He had expended so much effort just now, but it only shook Steve's mind.
And Vadina just fell in love while performing the task, and settled the matter
"I rely. I will be reincarnated in my next life, and I want to be a moon elf."

Ten minutes ago, Vadina held Steve in her arms and said seriously in his ear: "Steve, let's have a baby, how about it?"

"Is this true? With me as a human?"

"I will accompany you for the rest of your life until you step into the grave. In the end, our children and I will also put a bouquet of flowers in front of your grave every year for thousands of years in the future, and then tell the children about our past. story."

These nasty words, to the prince of this feudal society, were like a tenfold critical blow, and they were cut on his heart, no matter whether he believed in God or not, no matter whether his ultimate destiny was heaven or hell
In the mortal world, there will always be people who miss him.
This is the moment when Steve intends to betray God
(End of this chapter)