Destiny Only Han

Chapter 1024 Liu Yan: I am not strong yet... One is buried in the North Pole and the other is buried in the South Pole!

After listening to Liu Ying's explanation, Lu Yu was still confused.

But that's not important. What's important is that now her son is holding a bottle of something new that she has never seen before!

So, cheat!

Lu Yu nodded secretly and looked at Liu Yan: "The glass bottle is too cold. Come over here and ask your mother to hold it for you. Don't damage your hands with ice!"

Liu Ying: "..."

He has heard too many words like 'holding it for you'...

But there are new ones every year.

Liu Yan had no doubt that he was there, so he obediently raised the glass bottle and handed it to Lu Yu.

Lu Yu smiled proudly, looked at the confused Liu Ying with a pair of round and bright eyes, and asked: "How to open it?"

She couldn't wait any longer.

Well, there are still some in the Bingjian.

But women are like this. They like to grab food from those close to them. Sometimes even if Liu Ying has a piece of dogtail grass in her mouth, she will rush over to take a bite...

Liu Ying found a bottle opener and placed it on the mouth of the bottle. She heard a click and a faint white gas rose from the mouth of the bottle.

"It's not bad. I'm very angry. I haven't lost much energy after so many days!" Liu Ying nodded and threw the bottle cap aside.

Lu Yu and Lu Pheasant were full of amazement.

Liu Bang suddenly realized: "Isn't this the kind of water we drank in the cafeteria of the coal and steel company in Zhu County? I thought it was so familiar, but it turned out that the bottle was changed!"

Liu Ying nodded: "Of course, salt soda water is a benefit for workers and does not cost money. Since it is free, naturally we use big barrels. We are selling this to the fat sheep of Chang'an City... Consumer goods for the common people must be packaged beautifully, otherwise How to sell it at a high price?”

Liu Bang: "..."

Lu Pheasant became interested, looked at Liu Bang and asked, "Have you ever drank?"

Liu Bang nodded: "I drank it, it tastes weird."

Lu Pheasant asked again: "What's wrong?"

She once drank a strange drink called 'coffee', which tasted similar to pot water, so she planned to ask if the salt soda tasted good before deciding whether to try it!

Liu Bang thought for a moment: "I can't tell you, it's a bit sweet and a bit salty...Why are you asking me? You can tell after just one sip?"

Useless things... Lu Pheasant rolled his eyes.

Lu Yu didn't think so much. She took a sip while Liu Yan's face was full of confusion.

"hiss--"

"Good ice!"

Liu Ying handed her a cup: "I just took it out of the ice cream. It's weird if it's not cold! Use this to drink!"

"I know..." Lu Yu stuck out his tongue and made a face, poured half a cup, but did not drink it himself, but handed it to the eager Liu Yan: "Look, I'm not going to lie to you, it's really cold. Even the queen mother was iced, so be careful!"

"Yeah!" Liu Yan nodded vigorously and mentally classified Lu Yu into the 'good guy' camp again.

Liu Ying laughed silently and poured half a cup for Lu Pheasant.

Lu Pheasant took a sip and frowned: "Why does it feel like a needle is pricking your tongue? It doesn't taste good... vomit!"

She put the cup aside hastily.

Liu Bang was a little confused: "That shouldn't be the case. The soda I drank there at that time tasted pretty good, right?"

Lu Zhi stared at Kazilan's big eyes: "It doesn't taste good, but it doesn't taste good. Could it be that I'm lying?"

Liu Bang didn't speak.

He drank the remaining half of the soda from Lu Zhi in one gulp and smacked it in his mouth: "Huh? It doesn't seem to taste as good as the one he drank last time... Could it be because of the long-distance transportation? It seems like it was shipped from Shu County. Lychees taste completely different when eaten freshly than after being stored for a day!”

Liu Ying shook her head: "The industrial products from the assembly line have a constant taste. Dad, you think the taste has changed, mainly because Hengshan County is too hot..."

"To be precise, the factory is too hot and too big!"

"We walked there for a long time before we reached the cafeteria. Our backs were all wet. When your body lacks salt, drinking this kind of soda with added sugar and salt will feel particularly delicious and relieve the heat."

"But now that you're in the palace, you don't exercise or sweat much, and your body doesn't lack water and salt. This kind of soda mixed with salt and sugar will naturally not taste good..."

"Well, how can I put it, it's like eating. When you are very hungry, even a bowl of ordinary boiled noodles will taste delicious. But if you are not hungry, even shark fin rice will taste just bad. So what happened..."

Lu Zhi nodded: "It makes sense. No wonder I always feel that eating has not been good in the past few years...it turns out to be this reason!"

Well, she used to be the empress of the Han Empire. Basically every month she had to be busy with large-scale sacrifices or other celebrations. Then she had to manage the harem and participate in various gatherings among the top ladies of the Han Dynasty...

And so on, all kinds of things.

Therefore, many times I am so busy that I have no time to eat. I am tired and hungry, so I naturally feel that everything is delicious.

After people have some leisure time, their appetite is reduced, and they eat three tea and six meals without missing a meal. The last meal has not been digested yet, so it is time to eat another meal.

Naturally, there is not much that can be done to impress her taste buds with all the delicacies...

Hearing Lu Pheasant's words, Liu Ying smiled: "That's just right. In a few days we will go to Linguang Palace to escape the summer heat. Then Mom, don't hold back in the palace. Come with my aunt and sister. Go play polo, go hunting in the mountains, and make sure you have a good appetite!"

Lu Pheasant refused.

She shook her head: "If I leave, won't there be no one to take care of Liu Yan's food?"

Liu Ying: "..."

Liu Yan wanted to cry but had no tears.

Lu Zhi stared and continued: "Look, if you don't pay attention at this moment, he keeps drinking cold water! I don't understand, is the soda that pierces the mouth so delicious? How can it be compared to this cold chain? Qingxian (Qingdao) prawns shipped over?”

"Be good, put the cold water aside, and I'll peel the shrimps for you..."

Liu Yan ran away.

Lu Pheasant turned to look at Liu Ying and said angrily: "It's all you! Liu Yan was obedient when you were away, and he ate whatever he was told! Ever since you got this soda, look at it, the food has not been good. It’s delicious!” “We’ll see each other less often, and I’ll exempt you from your morning and dusk schedules!”

"In a word, don't come to my Jiao Fang Palace again!"

Liu Ying was confused.

Liu Bang laughed happily.

Brother Emperor is awesome... Lu Yu hid in Lu Pheasant's blind spot and secretly gave Liu Ying a thumbs up.

After all, they had discussed Liu Yan's weight loss plan before.

When you can't control your mouth, what you can do is to let him drink more water before eating, so that he can eat less dinner!
Now, Liu Ying has done it!

But Liu Ying was not satisfied with this.

He looked at Lu Yu and said calmly: "I have a regret about this southern tour..."

Lu Yu suddenly became the best complimenter: "What's the regret?"

Liu Ying shook her head: "One less bowl of claypot rice..."

Lu Yu then asked: "Then, what is claypot rice?"

Liu Ying said seriously: "It's a way of eating by the local barbarians. Zai means little boy. Claypot rice means washing the disobedient little boy and putting it in a pot, adding rice and stewing it together. "

"When it comes out of the pot, the aroma will spread far and wide..."

"The rice is soft and chewy, and the little boy is extremely tender..."

Lu Pheasant's eyes widened.

Well, she believed it.

After all, this kind of barbarian cannibalism has been circulating for thousands of years. Especially in the past two years, with the improvement of literacy rate, folk theater troupes have compiled many novels that make people feel like they are on the scene. drama.

As an opera lover, Lu Zhi has heard of even this kind of ditties that are not on the stage.

Three become tigers.

At this moment, she naturally thought that what Liu Ying said was true!
However, she was getting old and her brain was not as good as before. The shock in her heart left her speechless for a while.

After all, Liu Ying said it herself that it was a pity not to have claypot rice during this southern tour!
In other words, Liu Ying wants to eat people!
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But Lu Yumiao understood what Liu Ying meant.

She said with a smile: "That's okay. According to the emperor's brother, the main ingredient of clay pot rice is a disobedient little boy... Look, don't we just have one here?"

Liu Ying nodded: "Yes!"

Liu Yan was horrified.

He stood by the pillar with a bottle of salt soda in his hand, motionless, not even daring to take a breath.

It's simple. He is the only disobedient little boy in this room!
The next second, he felt blessed.

A disobedient little boy will be eaten, but if he is an obedient little boy, he will not be eaten!

I'm so witty... Liu Yan praised himself loudly in his heart, and then sat back in his seat: "I am the most obedient. I am an obedient and good baby!"

As he spoke, he moved his head next to Lu Pheasant, opened his mouth and waited for feeding.

Liu Bang blushed and forced himself not to make a sound.

Lu Pheasant suddenly realized.

But she just silently began to peel the shrimps and feed them to her big fat grandson who opened his mouth as wide as a nestling.

Lu Yu and Liu Ying looked at each other and prepared to start Plan B.

She pretended to be salivating: "Brother Emperor, look at Liu Yan's fragrant, soft, white and fat little hands. They look delicious at first glance!"

Liu Yan almost cried.

Liu Ying said with a smile on her face: "That's right. Anyway, he has two hands. Let's eat one and leave one for him! Who made him so fat? There is no way, the little fat man was born to feed his father and mother. It fell!"

Lu Pheasant frowned: "What's wrong with the kid being fat? How beautiful is he with a round head?"

Liu Ying nodded vigorously: "Yes, look at my eldest brother and my sister, they are round-headed and cute!"

Lu Pheasant suddenly stopped talking.

Fortunately for Liu Le, she has only been a little fatter than normal people since she went through puberty, but the baby fat on her face has never gone away. In addition, she inherited Liu Bang's appearance, resulting in a round face, so her face is worth two hundred dollars. catty……

Well, that's an exaggeration.

But there are some who weigh 130 pounds!

And Liu Fei is a real heavyweight!

Height is [-], weight is also [-]...

The former is centimeters, the latter is kilograms...

It is actually several times bigger than the famous elephant breeder Sun Yue!
When Lu Pheasant imagined that Liu Yan would look like Liu Fei, he immediately lost his composure.

It’s okay to be fat, the key is being too fat!
Liu Yan also realized the seriousness of the problem!
If you are fat, you will be eaten!
So, it’s okay if you’re not fat!

He immediately calmed down and said in a sweet voice: "Mother, let's run together from tomorrow! We will supervise each other. Didn't the queen also say that we want to lose weight?"

Lu Yu was stunned.

She couldn't figure out why the boomerang stuck in her head?

It was Liu Ying who clearly instigated the trouble!
But facing Liu Yan's clear and innocent eyes, Lu Yu shook his head and sighed, like a martyr about to go to the execution ground.

"All right."

"Tomorrow morning, if you can get up early, then you can call the queen..."

(End of this chapter)