Destiny Only Han

Chapter 804 Liu Ying, Did You Get It On Purpose?

"Did you do it on purpose, or by accident?"

With question marks all over Liu Ying's face, she supported the bicycle vigorously to avoid falling Lu Yu from the bicycle.

Facing Liu Ying's accusation, Lu Yu lowered his head shyly, facing each other with his index fingers, with an aggrieved expression.

It's just that her posture at this time is a bit strange. She is sitting upright, that is, sitting on the back seat of the twenty-eight bars. It looks like a performance art...

The origin of the matter is also very simple.

Liu Ying saw the middle-aged and elderly couple next to them showing their affection, and thought to herself, why should she eat other people's dog food after marrying four wives?
This didn't make sense, so he was going to teach the old Liu and Lu Lu next to him a lesson, and give them a little shock of young people.

It's just that he thought about it, and he didn't intend to imitate others, but prepared to be creative.

For example, he took Lu Yu for a ride in the harem by bicycle, not only to show his affection, but also to make up for the regret that he could only covet others to take his sister by bicycle when he was in college.

After all, the college he was in at that time was full of university monks, and there were not even a few female stray cats...

But what I never expected is that Lu Yu's strange brain circuit is indeed invincible in the world...

On the other side, Liu Bang, who was holding Lu's pheasant, was still slender and tight even though he had given birth, accidentally saw what was happening here with Liu Ying. Voice.

In an instant, Lu Yu became more and more at a loss, and said weakly: "Brother Emperor, can I come down, my calf hurts..."

After all, she was kneeling on the car seat, which was no different from kneeling on the washboard.

Liu Ying took a deep breath and said slowly: "Yes, but when you sit on it again, don't sit on the back seat, but sit on the back seat like riding a horse..."

Lu Yu rubbed his knees and sat up with his legs spread apart.

Liu Ying shook her head and corrected again: "That's not the case, lady riding."

The Han Dynasty was founded on martial arts, and under the subtle influence of Liu Ying these years, the mainstream style of men's clothing is no longer the straight and curved skirts of the same style as before, but an improved style of military clothing, although it is still a toga. sleeves, but the inside is trousers.

And women's clothes are still skirts.

Therefore, when ordinary women ride horses every day, they sit sideways on the saddle, which is also called lady riding.

But the female relatives of powerful families are different. They travel in horse-drawn carriages every day, and only ride horses in specific circumstances, such as autumn hunting, polo and other activities. It's on horseback.

So when Lu Yu heard Liu Ying tell her to sit on the back seat like riding a horse, he subconsciously sat astride instead of sideways.

However, after hearing Liu Ying's correction, Lu Yu immediately changed his posture quickly.

"Hold my waist and sit still, we are going!" Liu Ying cheered.

"Go, go!" Lu Yu waved his other fist with excitement.

Now there are no outsiders here, and she has taken off the queen's robe that reminds her to pay attention to etiquette at all times. The girl's playful nature quickly defeated Yu Ji's ear-to-mouth when she got married.

Liu Ying was also full of emotion. Although Lu Yu could not be said to be alluring, but now that she knows how to dress up, it is not an exaggeration to call her a little beauty, especially since she practiced dancing since she was a child. Thin, white and long legs without a trace of fat...

If it was placed in later generations, who would be able to drive such a little girl through the campus, it would undoubtedly detonate the audience immediately, and become the most eye-catching cub on the whole street...

But now, this is just a member of his harem.

So, I love this damn feudal society, I love this power that makes people feel like they are facing an abyss... Liu Ying raised the corners of her mouth, her legs stretched hard, and the bicycle shot out like an arrow from the string, and it was neat and clean along the Weiyang Palace The road is fast.

"Ha ha……"

"Brother Emperor, run quickly..."

"This young man... hey!" Liu Bang was full of envy, and at the same time he suddenly realized what that strange thing behind the bicycle was for.

"Why don't I take you for a ride?" Lu Zhi said shyly, her expression at this moment was no longer that of a queen who once mothered the world, but a young girl with a full heart.

"You can pull it down, with your crooked riding style, you can't kill Naigong..." Liu Bang muttered without turning his head.

In an instant, Lu Zhi's brows were erected, and he threw the bicycle to Liu Bang, turned around and left angrily.

"Huh? You don't study anymore?"

"Stop studying, I'm so mad! I'm so mad..."

Looking at the back of Lu's pheasant going away, Liu Bang was puzzled and muttered in a low voice: "If you say you turn your back on it, you turn your back on it. Could it be that brat really said that you're in menopause?"

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Changle Palace, Changning Palace.

As night fell, Xu Negative leaned on the imperial concubine's couch, holding a scroll of picture books in her hand, but it was obvious that she was a little absent-minded, and her face was a little gloomy.

"Your Majesty is taking the Queen on a tour of the palace, it's so romantic..."

"Your Majesty, with the dignity of the emperor, actually became a coachman for the empress. The empress is deeply affectionate, which is really enviable!"

"That's natural, how it's sung in the opera... This is called a childhood sweetheart, a childhood sweetheart!"

Xu Negative's mind was filled with the gossip of the little maids who had overheard, and his expression became more and more gloomy.

It's me, it's me first, obviously it's me first, whether it's engagement, marriage, or falling in love with that guy, it's me first... Xu negative muttered in his heart, his face was filled with sorrow, and the atmosphere around him was also shrouded In a miserable wind and rain.

Until Liu De walked in from the outside with two short legs, he leaned towards Xu negative with a guilty conscience, and said in a childish voice, "Mom, I'm gaining weight..."

Xu negative looked sideways slightly: "You know how to punish for violating the door control... have you eaten?"

Liu De nodded: "Well, I ate it at brother Liu Qi's... Mom, the new teacher praised me for memorizing the books well, and rewarded me with a little red flower!"

Xu Negative looked at Liu De who was holding up a piece of paper like offering a treasure, trying to pass the test cutely, grinned at the corner of his mouth, and asked softly:

"What book are you memorizing?"

Liu De took out a thick volume of books from the small satchel on his back, raised his head:

""Today's Anthology of Poetry"...is the poems written by my father. I have almost finished memorizing the first volume, and brother Liu Qi has only memorized less than half! The teacher said that I should consolidate and consolidate, and try to use it next year. Time, memorize all five volumes of poetry anthology!"

"The teacher also said that if you memorize five volumes of my father's poetry anthology, you can compile poems even if you don't know how to write them!"

Well, after all, Liu Ying is already the emperor, and both the people and the government have to avoid taboos. For example, the former "Liu Ying Poetry Collection" has now been changed to "Jin Shang Poetry Collection"...

In an instant, Xu Negative became uninterested.

But she still looked at Liu De boasting all over her face, and said lazily: "You said you memorized the first volume? Okay, do you dare to let mother choose a song to test you?"

Liu De was full of confidence, and handed the collection of poems to Xu Negative: "Dare!"

Xu Negatively flipped through a few pages, his eyes froze for a moment: "Just this one, "Beauty", my mother will give you a head start. There is a peerless beauty who lives in a secluded valley. From Yunliang's family, scattered in the grass and trees... Then come down?"

Liu De immediately began to shake his head and recite rhythmically:
"Guanzhong used to be in chaos, and brothers were slaughtered. What is the official position, you can't accept the flesh and blood. The world is evil and everything changes. The husband and wife are frivolous, and the newcomer is as beautiful as jade. When it's dark, the mandarin ducks don't live alone. But Seeing the newcomers laugh, how can I hear the old ones crying. The water in the mountain spring is clear, but the water in the mountain spring is turbid. The maid sells pearls and returns to mend the hut with turnips. Picking flowers without inserting hair, picking cypresses and moving them. The weather is cold and the green sleeves are thin, and the sun is leaning on the repairs bamboo."

"But seeing the newcomers laugh, how can I hear the old ones crying..." Xu negative nodded: "The writing is good, and the memorization is also good!"

"Then tell me where it's written?" Liu Ying walked in with her hands behind her back, followed by a few little maids with panicked faces.

After all, he is the emperor, and this is his harem, so just one look is enough to stop those court ladies who want to come in first to inform...

Well, in fact, he eavesdropped outside for quite a while...

Xu negative was stunned, his face was a little bit ashamed that his inner thoughts had been punctured, but more of it was joy.

Because she believes that if the eyes are real, she should have been turned into a little white sheep by Liu Ying's eyes by now, and thrown on the bed...

A womanizer... Xu negative spat lightly, but the joy in his heart was even greater.

A woman is a person who pleases herself, now she wears plain clothes and wooden hairpins, just puts on a little makeup, and fascinates that heartless person like that, if she dresses up, is it okay?
But Liu De didn't think so much, he just rushed forward with a cheer: "Father, hug..."

Liu Ying looked down at the fat boy who was climbing up while holding her thigh, shook her head and said with a smile: "Hey, whose little fat pig is this? If you continue to develop, you will catch up with your brother Liu Qi... ..."

Liu De felt a little embarrassed and buried his head in his lap, while Xu Neg said with a smile: "The food at Changtai Hall is so good, why don't you just get fat?"

"Really? Why didn't I know? I knew I wouldn't be here... So I should go?" Liu Ying pretended to be very surprised.

How dare you... Xu negative gritted his teeth, and immediately seemed to casually brush the broken hair around his ears, a pair of charming eyes like spring water blinked lightly, and a smile appeared on the corner of his lips:

"If Your Majesty really wants to leave, the concubine will naturally not stop her... But Your Majesty hasn't seen De'er for several days, don't you miss him at all?"

Her smile was full of charm, charming soul, and her delicate and crisp voice was a little soft, even sweeter and cloying.

Little vixen... Liu Ying also had to admit that Xu Jieshi was a peerless beauty. Among the four women in his harem, only Zang'er was a few years older and charming enough to rival her.

Liu De, who was holding Liu Ying's legs, also raised his head at the same time, and said in a childish voice, "Father tells stories to my son...I want to hear the story of Black Whirlwind vs. Bone Demon!"

Well, this is why Liu De misses Liu Ying so much.

He has heard the story of Black Whirlwind vs. Bone Demon many times, but he never gets tired of it, because the protagonist of the story Liu Ying tells each time does not change, but the content of the story is quite different.

For example, the last time, Hei Xuanfeng held Yitian Sword and entered and exited seven times in the Scourge Army led by Bone Demon. With both arms cut off, he rescued Keqing who was about to be fried with sesame oil by Bone Demon...

Therefore, he particularly wanted to know if Hei Xuanfeng's arm had grown. After all, when Hei Xuanfeng lost his arm last time, he asked Guo Jing for Hei Xu Intermittent Ointment, and then made a new arm out of lotus root!

But Liu Ying didn't have the heart to tell this little boy a bedtime story at the moment, so he lowered his head: "It's very late now, it's time for the kid to go to bed!"

Liu Debian pursed his lips: "No, I'm looking at my watch! And I'm not sleepy now!"

But behind him, Xu Negative said in a tone that could not be refused: "No, you are sleepy! Sister Lan, take the young master to the side hall to sleep!"

At this moment, her breathing became a little short, and her body began to tremble slightly. After all, it was lonely in the palace, and Liu Ying was a scarce resource. Now that Liu Ying finally came here, she naturally wouldn't miss it!
Even if it was her own son who blocked her!

When Liu De, who was full of reluctance, was taken away by a nanny named Lan, Liu Ying slowly sat beside Xu Ling, still relentless: "You haven't said where I wrote that poem well?" Woolen cloth?"

Xu Negative rolled his eyes imperceptibly, turned over and sat straddling Liu Ying, his voice was extremely wet: "Does Your Majesty really want to hear my concubine's explanation?"

Liu Ying wanted to nod, but suddenly felt that a dexterous little snake had penetrated into her clothes, slowly swimming away from top to bottom...

At this moment, he suddenly didn't want to say anything more.

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The brocade quilt is soft, the embroidered tent is full of fragrance, the candlelight is flickering, and the quiet incense permeates and diffuses, and the scene in the tent is faintly visible.

A long pillow for two people, where mandarin ducks play with water and fish play with lotuses, is covered with a couch of black silk.

Xu Negative was lying beside Liu Ying, his skin was illuminated by the light filtered by the curtain, and a layer of jade light was faintly glowing, which was as dazzling as the full bed...

Liu Ying put her arms around a fragrant and soft shoulder, and said to herself:

"I received a telegram from your third brother today. He is in Parthia, and he is preparing to summon mercenaries to go north to help the Seleucids fight the Romans..."

Xu Negative was taken aback, and suddenly turned his head to look at Liu Ying:
"Your Majesty knows that the third concubine brother was just a small county lieutenant in the past, and it's okay for a company to catch bandits. How can he lead troops to fight?"

Liu Ying smiled:
"If you don't force it, how do you know how great a person's potential is? When I led the army to conquer Qi, I didn't have Ma Gao, so why don't I just drown the dragon and capture and kill [-] elite Chu soldiers in one battle?"

Xu Negative suddenly became anxious, and suddenly sat up:
"Yes, but Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, and the destiny belongs to him. Every action is blessed by heaven and earth! How can the concubine and the third elder brother compare?"

Liu Ying was stunned for a moment.

The so-called infinite scenery is on the dangerous peak. Although the mountain in front of him is not very steep, it is exquisite...

Although Xu Negative was very satisfied with Liu Ying's eyes, but at this time Xu An's life was involved, the pride of a woman pleasing herself flashed away, and her face was full of anxiety.

After all, Xu An has no experience in leading troops in battle, if he loses his master and humiliates the country, he may only end up with the army being overthrown and the general being killed!
Liu Ying smiled and shook her head, put her arms around Xu Lingrou's boneless waist, pulled her into her arms, and whispered:

"Just kidding, the person in charge of the battle is Fan Huan, the heir of Marquis Wuyang, and Xu An just went to fight..."

"Besides, today's Han army cannot be defeated by the Romans wearing chain mail and holding large shields and daggers. Even if Mr. Fan does not command, the self-judgment of those veterans alone is enough to defeat the opponent!"

Xu negative felt at ease now, thinking that he was cheated by this guy again, so he grabbed Liu Ying's arm and bit him.

"Aches, aches, Songsongsong, are you a puppy?"

"What is genus? Don't worry about it, let's see if His Majesty dares to bully my concubine again!"

Xu Negative wrinkled his nose triumphantly, poked Liu Ying's chest lightly with his fingers, and muttered in a low voice that he would bully others without a conscience...

Ah, you chirped me, right... Liu Ying frowned, and decided to repay him the same way.

Then, he realized he was wrong.

It's a trick, it's leading the snake out of the hole... Liu Ying's heart was full of alarms, but she still succumbed to her instinct.

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When the candle as thick as a child's arm was almost burned out, the bedroom returned to silence.

"Why don't you use electric lights?"

"Your Majesty, don't you feel that the flickering of the candle makes the concubine more attractive?"

She understands well... Liu Ying sighed softly: "Yeah, so now I can't see my fingers."

Xu Negative laughed, then fumbled to turn on the bedside night light, and yawned gracefully, his face full of sleepiness.

Liu Ying lay sideways on the bed and asked:

"How is the new calendar for next year? Now it's almost the end of the year, and we need to allow some time to print it and then send it to the counties. If there is a delay, there will be fewer people buying calendars after the new year is over!"

As soon as Xu Negative heard about making money, Xu Negative immediately felt relieved. She hurriedly put on a single dress, walked to the study room on the other side of the sleeping hall in two or three steps, and came back with a stack of bamboo papers.

"Please look, Your Majesty, this is the new calendar compiled by my concubine and many senior brothers. Compared with the calendar compiled in a hurry last year, this year's version is more accurate. It's a pity that the observation station in Hang Ai Mountain has not been built yet, otherwise the error can be eliminated." drop to lowest!"

Xu negative said confidently:
"After all, when our land revolves around the sun, the trajectory is not a regular circle..."

"Well, now His Majesty's heliocentric theory has been fully verified, especially after the Guanzhong Observatory was opened for viewing, all doubts from the people have disappeared, which makes it more convenient to build observatories in various places, and then summarize the date The length of the shadow, and then calculate the most accurate time!"

Liu Ying pinched Xu Negative's cheek, and said with a smile, "How did I hear the word 'pay money' from these words?"

Xu negative chuckled, then pouted:

"At the beginning, His Majesty asked his concubine to organize people to compile the new calendar, and he promised to build a viewing platform for him... Your Majesty's golden words, are you going to go back on your word now?"

Liu Ying made a pun: "It seems that I must let you squeeze it out!"

Xu Neg blinked slightly with her moist peach blossom eyes, but she was very satisfied today, so she changed the subject:

"Others don't know, but the concubines can be very clear that His Majesty is making a lot of money today, but he is very rich!"

"Don't talk about anything else, let's just talk about the bicycle that His Majesty and the Empress rode today. The concubine has heard people say that that kind of novelty has begun to be sold simultaneously in the east and west cities of Chang'an City. Regardless of size, the uniform price is [-]. Qianba..."

"I heard that when the pre-sale was empty, how can it be said that there is no money?"

Liu Ying smiled silently, too lazy to explain.

Today's bicycle is not a means of transportation, but a toy of a wealthy family. The so-called empty alley is actually a novelty, just like those exquisitely shaped clocks, it is an ornament.

At this time, if people really want to travel, they still mainly use horse-drawn carriages.

After all, with solid tires, long-distance riding is too tiring!

The purpose of his making the bicycle was actually to test the machining level of the Han Kingdom today.

Bicycles seem simple, but in fact the process and the production of raw materials are very complicated and have high technical content.

You must know that even in the 21st century, many countries still do not master the production and assembly process of bicycles, and some countries even regard bicycles as luxury goods. Not only are the prices high, but they are also the best prizes for outstanding backbones. !

Liu Ying put her hands behind her head, looked at Xu Negative with Brother Kong Fang in her eyes and said:

"If you run out of money, go to Dou Yi's room to ask for it. Anyway, you two have a good relationship. Isn't she still in charge of managing the internal funds of the palace?"

"When she asks, you just say I promised you."

Xu negative nodded, and whispered in Liu Ying's ear, "Your Majesty, now the master of the harem is the empress, and Dou Yi's house is still in charge of the internal funds. Wouldn't it be against the rules?"

"What? She asked you to ask me?" Liu Ying asked back.

"No, no!" Xu negative shook his head like a rattle: "The concubine is just curious."

Liu Ying said with a smile:

"The queen has more important things to do, and I can't take care of those for the time being. Let her relax and say that I said it. The queen is actually a very easy-going person, and she will definitely not trouble her, so the accounts only need to That’s right, there’s nothing to worry about.”

"The concubine knows." Xu Negative nodded, and at the same time his face was full of curiosity: "What is more important? Is it that you can't even take care of the money in the management?"

Liu Ying grinned: "Really want to know? Put your ears close and I'll tell you."

Xu negative hesitated: "The ears of the concubine are the most sensitive, don't bite the concubine's ear, Your Majesty!"

Why do I think she is implying something... Liu Ying nodded: "I promise!"

Xu Negatively came closer, only to feel a burst of hot and humid snorting in his ears, and then he heard Liu Ying's very unserious voice.

"It was the birth of a son...hahaha..."

"Your Majesty is flirting with your concubine again...you are so bad!"

Liu Ying hugged Xu Negative who was twisting and twisting in his arms, smiled without saying a word, just started to move, ready to make three plum blossoms.

In fact, the reason he said is false. Lu Yu is a master with a simple mind and well-developed limbs. If you ask her to dance to a song, it will naturally be breathtaking, but if you ask her to settle accounts and manage money, she will definitely not be able to see the fakeness of others. account...

Therefore, the housekeeper naturally needs someone else.

(End of this chapter)