One Punch Monk

Chapter 29 The Woman in Black
Master Budu once again arrived at his loyal Taiping County.

He Taixu originally wanted to find him outside the city by himself, but after walking two steps with his back on his back, he realized that it was not realistic at all, so he entrusted Zhao Laoer, the fastest coachman in Taiping County, with a lot of money to go to Xixing Temple to look for him instead.

Also brought a message.

"Dangerous, return quickly!"

For this reason, Shen Budu even gave up today's original plan, he originally wanted to continue to ponder, and take notes on the formation experience left by the fox demon grandma.

The wind whistled in his ears.

"Benefactor Zhao, your donkey cart is a bit too fast."

The coachman with a long whip slapped his whip, cracked his black and yellow teeth and just smiled.

"Master, sit still and support me. The title of my second son, 'Gaoliang River Chariot God', is not for nothing."

After all, probably because of the wind in his stomach, he burped heavily.

At the corner, Zhao Laoer steered the donkey cart so gracefully that the black donkey's hooves nearly rubbed against the green bricks on the ground.

After this corner, it is the street of Huichun Medical Center.

Zhao Lao Er thought to himself, according to the urgency of the employer in the morning, he brought the man back so quickly, he thought he could get a lot of rewards.

The reward was just around the corner, so Laoer Zhao whipped the donkey again, and the donkey let out a wail, speeding up to the limit.

People around saw Zhao Laoer's sturdy donkey cart skills. Although it was not the first time they saw it, they were still a little stunned. This skill is definitely first-class.

In the distance, He Taixu, who was looking forward to it in front of the Huichun Medical Hall, eagerly greeted him.

He opened his arms towards the donkey cart not far away,
Like a prisoner about to be released,

is embracing the future.

There is only one thought in He Taixu's mind: the omnipotent little monk is here, and he is about to rescue me from this ghost place!
I didn't realize at all that there was something wrong with my position.

"Young gentleman over there, are you dying?!" A woman on the side of the road exclaimed.

At this time, looking at the donkey cart getting closer, He Taixu seemed to realize something.

why,
donkey cart,

Do not,
停.
"boom!"

A loud bang echoed through the street,
He Taixu's whole body flew up,
Lean back three and a half times,
fell to the ground.

"Pfft. Cough cough cough!!!!!!"

He Taixu coughed a few times,

He took out a silk handkerchief from his bosom and covered his mouth with blood dripping from the corner of his mouth.

After wiping off the blood, probably because he felt that he was really ashamed in front of his neighbors, and He Taixu desperately wanted to save some face.

He Taixu stood up slowly, stood in the middle of the road, took out his folding fan, and with a "snap", the four big characters "Mr. Kongkong" were revealed.

For some reason, it seemed as if my brain had twitched for a moment,

It may also be that the pretentious atmosphere is in place.
He Taixu spat out three words lightly.

"The next one."

How could the next car dare to hit him?
Immediately, under the astonished eyes of the surrounding people,

He Taixu lay down on his back,
Handsome but three seconds.

"This young man! This young man!"

Zhao Lao Er wanted to cry, but bumped into his employer, not to mention receiving a reward, and even losing money would not be enough to pay for it. What's more, if it killed someone, he would not only sue him, but also ruin his brand.

Don't drink and drive, don't drink and drive!
If it was normal, I would definitely be able to turn around on the side of the road. With a prostate brake method, it is better to kill a donkey than to kill a man.

Shen Budu got off the donkey cart, hurried over to check on He Taixu's situation, and found that although he passed out, he still had breath and his life was not in danger, so he was relieved.

"Oh, son, you can't die. If you die, what will happen to my old life!"

"Amitabha, benefactor, you go back first, and the monk will handle the affairs here."

After calming down Zhao's second son, Shen Budu and the staff of the medical clinic brought He Taixu back to the medical clinic together.

After all, He Taixu is a practitioner, and his body is much stronger than ordinary people. In the past few days, he has regained a little spiritual energy. Just now, he subconsciously protects his body with spiritual energy, offsetting most of the collision damage, but it is not a serious problem.

Applying needles, pouring juice.

After a while, He Taixu woke up leisurely.

When he saw the familiar ceiling of the medical building, he shivered heavily.

Haven't you escaped from this devil's lair yet?
He Taixu exhausted all his strength, clutched the sleeve of Shen Budu's monk robe, and shouted out his strongest voice with a weak voice.

"run!!"

Shen Budu was stunned for a while, and asked with his fingers shaking in front of his eyes.

"Do you still know the little monk?"

He Taixu almost lost his breath.

"My brain is not broken! This medical center"

"Cauldron!"

Hearing the little devil's voice, He Taixu's words stopped abruptly, and he shivered heavily.

For some reason, Shen Budu seemed to see a trace of "fear" in his eyes looking at Guoguo?
Could it be that yesterday's chicken and rabbit in the same cage broke He Taixu's confidence in teaching and educating people?
Then don't be afraid, this is just a stupid kid who is gluttonous, and he can't really eat you.

"Big pot, I just picked up three copper coins on the street, and I want to eat snail noodles."

Guoguo looked up at him, her small face was pouting and depressed.

"Then you go and eat." Shen Budu wondered.

"But the copper plate is lost."

"Why did you lose the copper plate you just picked up?"

"I laughed too loudly and was heard by the owner"

"."

"Cauldron, can you take me to eat?"

He Taixu next to him hinted with crazy eyes, signaling Shen Budu to take Guoguo away quickly.

He Taixu swears that as long as he takes Guoguo away, he will crawl out of the hospital even if he crawls.

Seeing He Taixu's eyeballs trying to move around, Shen Budu misunderstood, thinking that he also wanted to eat.

That's right, patients also have the right to eat snail noodles.

"You two stay here, little monk went to the street to buy three bowls of noodles, and brought them back to eat."

"."

When He Taixu was "reluctant to let go" but dared not say anything, Shen Budu left him and stayed in the same room with Guoguo.

He Taixu looked at Guoguo who was staring at him straight in front of him,

Suddenly remembered the ghost joke that Guoguo told yesterday,
Now he doesn't think it's funny at all.

possessed by ghosts,
Not Mr. Liu,
It was the little girl in front of her.

"very hungry"

Guoguo yawned.

He Taixu had a strong feeling that the little devil was going to open his mouth and eat him to satisfy his hunger
No, I have to act first, find something to divert her attention, and I have to drag it until the little monk comes back.

He Taixu bit the bullet and said, "Guoguo, let's talk about a new topic today."

"Great!"

"There are things that don't know how to count them. If you count three or three, you get two, when you count five or five, you get three, and if you count seven or seven, you get two. How many things are there?"

Guoguo opened her wise eyes wide, bewildered yet curious.

"Give me three bowls of snail noodles."

"Okay, Shan Wan Luo Xi Hun!"

On the street outside, Shen Budu took out nine copper coins and handed them to the peddler.

His gaze involuntarily turned to the woman beside him who was also buying fans.

The woman was dressed in black, with cloth shoes on her feet, her ponytail was tied up high, and a white cat was squatting on her shoulder.

The woman's appearance is delicate but her face is expressionless, and there is a smell of unflavored fireworks between her brows.

It seems that unlike normal people, ordinary people are unlikely to have this kind of temperament.

In other words, whether it is a "person" is very doubtful.

Because the big black dog in the medical hall jumped out, desperately biting Shen Budu's monk robe, as if trying to remind him of something.

The vendor selling snail powder said with a smile: "You are a silly dog. When you smell snails, you are more excited than smelling shit!"

The white cat on the woman's shoulder glared at the big black dog in the hospital, and immediately scared the big black dog to go away with its legs wet and peeing.

"Guest officer, Luoxi is doing well!"

The hawker handed the woman a bowl of cooked snail noodles, and the woman sat quietly on the bench next to the stall, and the men around her couldn't help but look sideways.

Shen Budu left with three bowls of snail noodles, and looked back before leaving.

The woman didn't move her chopsticks, but gently inhaled the heat rising from the snail powder with her nostrils.
Dense like smoke.

(End of this chapter)