One Punch Monk

Chapter 34 Your Loyal Little Red
Lu Mansion Inner Courtyard,

Master Lu was talking about these things to a witch.

I saw that the sorceress was dressed in tattered clothes, with colorful smears on her face, no hairpin on her head, tied with a wooden stick, and looked at Master Lu with a strange smile on her face.

"God, please save my family!"

Master Lu bowed again and again, and said while bowing.

The sorceress didn't even say a word, she still stared at Master Lu.

Master Lu gritted his teeth, stomped his feet vigorously, and said in a hateful voice: "Three thousand guan! Immortal, you asked Lu to take out [-] guan, but Lu really didn't have any."

It seems that the two did not agree on the price.

Five thousand pennies is not a small amount, even a rich little woman like Mingyue couldn't afford to spend so much copper coins at once when she wanted to buy Yinling Pill.

You must know that [-] guan is enough to buy [-] sesame seed pancakes.
Of course, the witch's unit of measurement is not pancakes. In fact, when she came here, she inquired that Mr. Lu's family is extremely rich, not to mention five thousand guan, even 15 guan, and even [-] guan.

But every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite. Recently, Master Lu encountered something, but he was really short of cash.

The sorceress was extremely dissatisfied, and just let out a heavy breath through her nostrils.

"Humph!"

An undetectable wisp of transparent smoke emerged from her nostrils and landed on the headless corpse.

This headless female corpse in a satin blouse was tightly bound, but still wriggled on the ground, which made people feel a little creepy.

As the witch's voice fell, the headless corpse suddenly stopped struggling.

I saw the headless corpse jumping up suddenly, and then stretched out its hands to hug his neck.

"Where's my head?"

When Master Lu saw this situation, he couldn't help opening his mouth wide in surprise, and stood there in a daze.

It never occurred to him that there was such a thing.

I saw this headless corpse slowly crawling towards Master Lu.

"You give me back!"

"Ah~"

Master Lu yelled in fright, and quickly hid behind Mrs. Lu to avoid the approach of this headless corpse.

There is a theory why Master Lu subconsciously hides behind his wife.

The old beggar also said that Mr. Lu's wife and brother were serious leading captains. After the military system collapsed, the Wuzhou Dynasty changed to a recruiting system. Captain Yan, as an old subordinate of a veteran general in the army, successfully retained his official position, and This kind of school lieutenant in the standing army has become more and more popular as time goes by.

In fact, the current Mrs. Lu, that is, the Lu Yan family is actually the successor of Master Lu. The Lu family is rich, and the Yan family has power.

But Xiaowei Yan's younger sister is a female general, with a plump body. Well, she is fat and bulky, and she looks very secure.

But the thin Mr. Lu hid behind his wife, and Mrs. Lu was already terrified by the scene in front of her, and stood there dumbfounded, not knowing how to react.

"Ah!"

After realizing it, Mrs. Lu screamed, and she turned her head and went straight into Master Lu's arms in fright.

However, there is a huge difference in body size between the two, this gesture that should have made a woman look extraordinarily shy, actually gave Master Lu a facial cleanser.

The headless corpse didn't know if it had no eyes to see the way, and it didn't care about Mr. Lu, but continued to crawl, and finally crawled to Mrs. Lu's feet, grabbed Mrs. Lu's skirt with its hands, and kept pulling it down.

"Go away, you bastard!"

Mrs. Lu yelled again in horror, and then kicked the headless corpse desperately, but unfortunately the headless corpse seemed to be stuck to the ground and could not be shaken off at all.

Master Lu was timid, looking at the headless corpse, his face turned pale with fright, his whole body trembled, and a smell of urine wafted out.

Master Lu repeatedly shouted: "God, please do it! Five thousand guan! Five thousand guan!"

The sorceress smiled in satisfaction, and shouted harshly with a voice like a broken bellows.

"Go home"

Before he finished speaking, he stopped in place as if stuck.

A young monk gently lifted the headless female corpse and walked towards her.

"Amitabha, fellow Taoists are so good at making money, I'm afraid it's not appropriate to use ventriloquism to deceive people?"

The sorcerer's trick was punctured, and she was stunned for a moment, but her face was covered with weird oil paint, and there was no big expression fluctuation.

The sorceress asked coldly: "Where did the little monk come from? I don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth. It hinders me from casting spells. Can you afford to be punished by the gods?"

Shen Budu was startled when he heard the words, and then smiled.

"My little monk's eyesight is dull, but I didn't see that Taoist friends can cross the gate of heaven and directly communicate with the immortals in the sky."

These words made the sorcerer's face red and white. She is a magic stick, at best she knows a little tricks and tricks, how can she get a high-ranking immortal?

The so-called "Shangxian" in her mouth are nothing more than the "Five Great Immortals" in the mountains or in the city: fox, yellow, white, willow, and gray.

To put it bluntly, it is to serve as a servant to a monster who is inconvenient to show up directly, and it is called "walking in the world" by the euphemistic name.

At this time, Master Lu's son also whispered something to him, Master Lu nodded repeatedly, and looked at the little monk with reverence in his eyes.

If it weren't for his family's ugliness, he wouldn't have spent a lot of money to find some sorceress. Wouldn't it be over if he went directly to the fairy gate?

But now that there is an expert attacking her, and the sorceress's face is really hateful, and she deliberately used ventriloquist to scare him, making him, a respectable person like Mr. Lu, pee his pants, how could he bear it?

When Master Lu was about to speak to expel the sorceress, the sorceress yelled angrily.

"If you despise the Shangxian, disaster is imminent!"

Immediately, his whole body trembled like an epileptic, like an electric shock, and he was chanting words.

"Shangxian, Shangxian, hurry up!"

After all, she looked at the little monk who ruined her good deed with resentment.

"Little monk, don't run away!"

Shen Budu clasped his hands together and said.
"Young monk will never run away."

The sorceress looked at the little monk and felt that the ignorant were fearless.

"Hehehe, you are a fledgling little monk, and you have never seen what real power is. Wait for the immortal to come.
No hello juice! "

This time the witch invited a fox fairy, so her voice was very shrill and piercing, just like the glass scratching Shen Budu heard in his previous life.

I saw the witch's eyes gradually changing color, and her body slowly bent.

"Run! Run away!"

Mrs. Lu was shocked when she saw this, she yelled in horror, and rushed out of the house.

But just after taking a few steps, she was startled again, and turned around quickly, not forgetting to grab Master Lu who was at a loss.

I saw Mr. Lu with a blank face, and heard Mrs. Lu calling him, so he reacted and quickly agreed, and then put his arms around Mrs. Lu's bucket waist, but his legs were weak, and Mrs. Lu dragged him all the way forward.

Master Lu did not forget to urge: "Madam, let's go quickly and leave this crazy woman alone!"

Both of them are not stupid, who knows what the hell will be invited when this sorceress is angry?

However, the two saw the son who was a few steps away with a frightened expression on his face, trying to point behind them with his fingers.

"Following up?"

"No, father and mother, look quickly!"

Master Lu and Mrs. Lu turned their heads, and their expressions immediately became as horrified as Young Master Lu, even worse.

Seeing that sorceress's demeanor, movements, and tone of voice, she really looked like a vixen.

But that wasn't what surprised them the most.

Most surprisingly,

Invited the witch on the upper body of the fox fairy,
He even curled up on the ground and shivered!
Even though he was afraid of being like this, he still kowtowed to the little monk.

The scalp that was knocked off was split open, and blood flowed down the eye sockets. The tragic scene was shocking.

In the fox's words, there was almost a cry of "grievance".

"Monk!
Hold on, it's me!

Baiqiu, your loyal little red! "

(End of this chapter)