Some people are born with obtuse angles

[My name is Overbearing Chief Jackal. From the moment I was born, I knew that I was destined to be superior to others.

I have inherited the face of my father, the number one handsome guy in Waterside City, and all the property of my mother, who is the richest man in Waterside City.

On the day I was born, the sky was full of colorful auspicious clouds, and the falling meteors lingered, making the dinosaurs almost extinct...

The nurse who delivered my baby was stunned at the first sight of me, and Spielberg came to me on his knees to make a movie.

A generation of male god Tom Cruise was very unconvinced after hearing my rumors, and came to my door jealously, but immediately shed tears of self-ashamedness, and left a sentence: "There is no handsome man after a domineering boss."

And after returning home, he was filled with emotions, and wrote the popular classic "Tom Crew Satirized the King's Advice"...]

"Wait, my character is... Mu Susu?!" Chen Xi was startled.

Look at the jackal sitting on the toilet below him again.

His fur is clean and smooth, and the markings on his arms can vaguely see a bit of the image of "Mona Lisa's Smile", which is completely artistic.

His eyes are tightly closed, his soft eyelids are seductive, his protruding kiss is slightly raised, and his long tongue hangs down from one side of his teeth, like a sleeping beauty in a fairy tale, waiting for the prince... …

"Ah, ah, ah..."

Chen Xi patted his face and shook his head frantically.

This terribly long self-introduction is really not bragging, this domineering general jackal is really a little fascinating, making people involuntarily distracted.

It's just like……

It's like being hit by a burning fist.

It's just that the president didn't seem to wake up. Chen Xi entered his body and tried to control his actions, but there was no reaction.

In desperation, he could only continue to check the instructions.

[My home is quite big, and I often take in some beautiful women to play with.

People who are invited by me will be very excited and climb into my bed the first time.

It's just that they couldn't catch up with me, because my Simmons was 1 kilometer wide, and they couldn't run me.

As for how big the house is, I seem to have forgotten to ask when I bought it.

But my favorite toilet alone is a full 400 square kilometers, with my gorgeous yard and huge little garden outside.

But don't think I'm a prodigal just because of this.

In fact, I am a very self-disciplined person.

For example, I shit on time at eight o'clock every morning and get up on time at nine o'clock.

Make sure you can devote yourself to work in the most relaxed and happy state...]

"what?!"

Chen Xi looked at Zong Jackal's ass in horror, and opened his mouth wide in shock.

That's why you fell asleep in the toilet?
Then your one-kilometer-wide Simmons bed is for a fart?

"Ah~"

"Ah~"

"Ah~"

"what……"

The clock on the wall reached nine, and the jackal's eyes slowly opened. His left eye was red like a ruby, and his right eye was blue like a sapphire.

The lazy yawn echoed in the air, and the tears overflowed from under the pretty eyelids, and instantly condensed into pearls when they landed.

A groundhog butler wearing a top hat came in from the door, and the sleepy-eyed Jackal pouted his butt skillfully, asking him to help clean up the pressure hidden under his tail...

"what!

"

Chen Xi couldn't take it anymore, he felt like ants were crawling all over his body.

Although maintaining the floating perspective may be discovered by others, it needs to be possessed for spiritual attunement.

But how can he substitute such an exaggerated role? !

"Thank you, Mouse~"

The beautiful etiquette cultivated in Metersbonwe University since childhood has taught Mr. Zong Jackal to treat others equally.

He thanked the housekeeper very politely, and walked out of the toilet room where he stayed with him all night.

Looking up, the neat row of toilet doors is like a ladder track, extending into the distance in five steps.

"Shit..."

Chen Xi was dumbfounded.

It turns out that the 400 square kilometers is not a typo by the unit, but that the toilet is really 20 kilometers from the beginning to the end? !
"Master!"

"Master!"

Seeing Mr. Jack come out, the maids at the side all nodded respectfully to him.

Looking at the left side of the toilet, there is a green garden plant planted next to each urinal, which is quite beautifully trimmed. There are yellow cranes, giant dragons, and the Statue of Liberty holding ice cream.

At this moment, the domineering jackal raised his head handsomely, giving Chen Xi a chance to operate.

Facing the enthusiasm of the maids, the domineering jackal decided:

[Show your own humor. 】

[Show off your aloofness. 】

[It's not early today, and I'm not ashamed to hug my beloved maid. 】

"Ah this..."

This unusual third option made Chen Xi look at the maid next to him uncontrollably.

The closest one is a vixen with a charming fox face and red fur.

Although it is not a human face, but the bright eyes that flirt with glances, and the plush ears that twitch from time to time, make people unable to take their eyes off.

Looking down, the protruding body is wrapped in a black and white maid outfit, and the tail behind her is swaying quickly, giving people an open and well-behaved temperament, which makes people feel pity for no reason. meaning.

And standing behind the fox maid is a proud white swan, her neck is very long, bent into a white and soft S-shape.

That pair of unruly eyes that look down on anyone makes people have an impulse to bully her.

I don't know if this is intentional or innate.

"Damn it!"

Maybe it's because she's been single for too long, Chen Xi looks pretty even when she sees an animal.

He clenched his fists tightly at this moment, feeling extremely depressed.

Want to choose three!

He wants to choose three!
Anyway, it's just a game, he really wants to put aside the vulgar and prejudiced eyes of the world, and choose three at a time as much as he wants!
But why is this...

It is a game that can only be played when Sikong Jue is absent.

"I choose one."

Chen Xi made the choice with a blank face, as if he had never experienced the above-mentioned mental activities.

But he seemed to have overlooked one point, his thoughts were inevitably heard by Sikong Jue the moment the thought was first formed.

"Then let me tell you a joke." Chief Jack told a joke

The fox maid laughed loudly: "Foxhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
"

The white goose gardener laughed loudly: "Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose!
"

The butler of the groundhog laughed loudly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
"

"Groundhog, stop barking, hey!"

Chen Xi growled, wanting them to hear.

But this is doomed to be in vain.

The domineering jackal was very satisfied with his sense of humor, and smiled confidently.

All of a sudden, whether it was the maid fox who was already full of love, the maid goose who pretended to be aloof, or the groundhog butler who thought he was hiding well, all of them were stunned by his handsomeness.

Chen Xi: "..."

He didn't know whether to say mmp or not.

"Hint: Zong Jie is in a good mood, so the main mission has been updated."

"Mission objective: leave your home."

"Mission reward: 500 reincarnation points."

"You even have system prompts that are different from theirs, right..."

Chen Xi complained as if relieved, and let out a long breath of relief.

But soon, he discovered the problem.

After a while, the people next to him passed out, and the only thing that can be seen here is the balance bike used by the maids.

And this toilet... is 20 kilometers long!

There is also a hall and a small garden outside!

No wonder every door has 500 reincarnation points!

Riding this broken thing out, I'm afraid it's going to be dark!