Some people are born with obtuse angles

Chapter 320 Why are there still people writing this old-fashioned plot?

"Sura, I have a job for you."

As soon as the picture in front of him became clear, Chen Yaxi heard a hoarse voice.

"Shura?"

He took a closer look and found that his own character was a white leopard with spots on its body.

Leopard's figure is quite strong, but when he puts on a suit, he looks very thin.

His ears are semicircular, his teeth can be completely hidden by his lips, his eyes are lazy, his claws are also retracted between the thick pads, and he doesn't look aggressive.

On the screen in his hand, an old man wearing a ventilator was sitting on the hospital bed with difficulty, his eyes were very cloudy.

"Character name: Cheese Snow Leopard."

"Name: Xiuluo."

"Introduction: He looks like an ordinary college student, but he is actually the number one killer on the dark list who has already washed his hands, known as Shura.

Due to serious facial injuries in his early years, he suffered from facial muscle twitching, and the right side of his lips would involuntarily tilt upward when stimulated.

Currently living incognito and temporarily living in Liu's family by the waterside, she is married to the second daughter of the Hua family.

Because he loves to eat cheese, he is dubbed Cheese Snow Leopard by his friends. "

"Master, what happened?" Snow Leopard asked with concern.

"I was attacked by my enemies, and I am dying, and I need the gem of life to survive.

And now, only you can help me..."

The teacher of Cheese Snow Leopard is an old lynx.

And his habit of eating cheese is passed down from him.

"Where should I find this gem of life?" Snow Leopard asked with concern.

"Investigate the people in the video, the people in their family may have clues, ahem..."

Lynx coughed lightly twice, and then instructed: "Huluo, you have withdrawn from the circle, and you shouldn't bother you with things like this that involve too much...

So don't force yourself too much. If your identity may be exposed, you must learn to bear it. It doesn't matter if you give up the mission. "

"Forbearance..."

Snow Leopard stood up calmly, keeping the master's words in mind.

Just then, his cell phone rang.

Looking at the note above, it was my wife calling.

He patted his crampy face and chose to answer the phone.

On the other end of the phone, a rather angry voice immediately came: "Where are you? Grandma's 18th birthday today, are you playing with me and disappearing?"

"18th birthday?"

Chen Yaxi's face was full of doubts, and he couldn't figure it out.

At this moment, the system also jumped out of the action options:

[Tell her to go back immediately. 】

[It is not too late to investigate immediately. 】

【"Tell that copper addicted grandpa of yours, let's go to his fucking birthday!"】

"Forehead……"

Chen Yaxi fell into deep thought immediately.

The characters in this world are not human beings, and it is hard for him to judge whether 18 years old is old or young.

So he will definitely not be able to choose three.

Investigating gems is his main task, so maybe choosing the second one is actually a good choice.

But recalling Master Snow Leopard's last warning, he still decided to follow the plot and keep a low profile.

"Okay, I will go back." Snow Leopard said calmly.

"Don't forget to bring a gift, grandma is very face-saving." said his fiancée.

"I see."

Snow Leopard hung up the phone in a cold tone. Under the irritability, the convulsions on his face suddenly broke out, drawing a strange arc - "?".

Chen Yaxi: "?"

……

"It seems that this family is not a good person..."

On the other end of the phone, Zhao Miaomiao fell into deep thought.

This is a game of information asymmetry. The characters they assign may have super strength, or they may have super interpersonal relationships.

Although she has this identity, she also belongs to the wealthy side, but there seems to be a problem with her character...

"Role: Sister Doll."

"Name: Hua Xiaoliu."

"Introduction: The second young lady of Regal Hua's family, because she has collected many dolls, she is called Doll Sister.

He has strong self-esteem and is distressed about his marriage with Huo Luo, the snow leopard. "

The main body of the doll sister is a cat girl with folded ears, which is a kind of cat born with rickets, her ears are folded down, and she is petite but has a sickly beauty.

A congenital disease made her unsuitable for fighting.

But looking at the action of the doll sister holding the doll, she seems to have the power to control the dolls and make them run towards her by themselves.

"The animation below is long and has nothing to do with the main storyline. Do you want to skip it?"

[Skip animation. 】

[I want to take another look. 】

[Don't jump, and don't remind me in the future. 】

"I want to see it again."

With a cautious mind, Zhao Miaomiao observed her character from a third-person perspective.

But it didn't take long for her to discover that the doll sister was really just playing.

Apart from the fact that her body is very soft, she can curl up into a ball of fur, and she is easily attracted to things that are also furry, but there is no other valid information.

Time passed quickly, and Chen Yaxi followed Snow Leopard back to Hua's house.

"Grandma, I heard that you like to drink tea. I have a pack of old dried fish here, which is a birthday present for you."

A strong tiger man was rubbing his hands and putting a box of exquisite dried fish on the table.

The beautiful "grandmother", who was only as tall as his waist, licked her bright red tongue, not hiding her salivation at all.

"Grandma, I heard that you believe in Buddhism. I brought you a foreign Bodhisattva from outside and worshiped you."

The white pug put a strange jade statue in the shape of an octopus on the table, with a long tongue sticking out of its mouth, and its fluffy tail constantly wagging.

"Grandma" leaned forward curiously, looked at the curled octopus tentacles, and smiled happily.

"Is it really... as I imagined?"

Chen Yaxi and Snow Leopard stood side by side, with a look of contempt on their faces.

The breed of the so-called grandma is a Siamese cat. Although her body is relatively petite, judging from the style of painting, it is obviously the figure of a young girl who has just grown up, and she looks even younger than her granddaughters.

The grandfather of the Hua family is really a beast!
"Yo yo, isn't this the son-in-law of the Hua family? I haven't seen you for a few days, and he's dressed like a dog. Did he make a lot of money?"

Now when Chen Yaxi was filled with righteous indignation, a strange voice suddenly came from around.

But it was a female puppet catwoman hugging her chest, looking at him with a half-smile.

Her partner was the tiger, and judging from the generally larger and fatter ragdoll cats, it was a good match after all.

"You shameless guy, why are you here? Can you afford a gift for grandma?"

The pug was breathing white, and its tail was raised upwards.

"Huh? Aki?"

Zhao Miaomiao, who was standing next to the doll sister, couldn't help being taken aback.

According to the situation of the game trial, if you don't make spiritual headlines, you can be seen by the reincarnation.

Didn't Chen Yaxi realize this?

"?."

But seeing Snow Leopard's convulsion attack on the spot, he put the gift box in his hand on the table.

When it was opened, it was a pack of gray powder sealed in the bag.

"Grandma, I heard that you like stimulation. This is the catnip powder I found through my relationship. I hope you like it." The corners of Snow Leopard's mouth kept rising.

"what?!"

Everyone was horrified, and their hearts were extremely shocked.

In the setting of this world, catnip is listed as a contraband for civilians because it is difficult to grow, expensive, and addictive.

Only big families like them are eligible to enjoy such noble things.

"Where did you come from?"

A strange look flashed in the eyes of Grandma Hua's. She touched the package of mint powder with the pink meat pad in her hand, and her tail began to wag behind her.

"How can a son-in-law like him find a way?" the eldest sister Muppet Bao questioned.

"It must have been stolen!" the tiger said disdainfully.

"Maybe it's a fake. I brought some weeds and came here to make up the numbers." Pug said sourly.

"Hullo, I know you have always felt inferior to your identity. But you are still young, don't go on the road of breaking the law and committing crimes."

The doll sister's mother spoke earnestly, and couldn't help but licked her lips.

Obviously, none of them believed that Snow Leopard had the ability to get genuine products.

"you!"

Facing everyone's slander, Xue Leopard's childish hole suddenly widened, and the anger in his chest was already burning to the extreme.

At this moment, three options appeared in front of Chen Yaxi.

【"Forbearance!"】

【"I, Shura, have acted all my life, why do I need to explain it to you?
If I want this day, it can no longer cover my eyes; if I want this land, it can no longer bury my heart!
If I want that snobbish eye, I will kneel down and call my father, and if I want that grandma, please go to heaven! "]

【"Mother gave birth."】

"Ok?"

Looking at the three options in front of him, Chen Yaxi fell into deep thought.

Shura's mother died a long time ago, and the meaning of the third option is unclear, and there is no meaning to choose.

As for the second...

Seems a bit too crazy, right?

And it's not appropriate to let a newly grown grandma go to heaven...isn't it appropriate?
"Suitable!"

"The fit is incredible!"

If Chen Xi was here, he would definitely clear up this sentence without hesitation to answer his doubts.

But Chen Xi was not there after all, and the balance in Chen Yaxi's heart gradually tilted towards option one.

"It was..."

Although Zhao Miaomiao and Chen Yaxi are in a competitive relationship, this game is not about life and death after all.

Seeing Xue Leopard trying to suppress his angry expression, and Chen Yaxi's pensive look, she felt a little worried.

He's not going to kill here, get arrested by the police, and be eliminated from the game early, right?
Wouldn't this not get many reincarnation points?
There will be problems!

Just when Zhao Miaomiao was preoccupied, the angry Snow Leopard suddenly raised his head, the veins on his neck tensed, and shouted with all his strength: "Forbearance!
"

Grandma: "Huh?!"

Big Sister: "Huh?!"

Tiger: "Huh?!"

Zhao Miaomiao: "???"

No,

If you are forbearing, why do you shout out?
The whole paragraph is broken, hey!
"Look,"

Just when she couldn't figure it out, the doll sister's body moved by itself, and walked in front of the snow leopard, her expression was full of resentment.

[Slap him on the left cheek. 】

[Slap him on the right cheek. 】

[Bow left and right, slap his face back and forth. 】

"what?!"

Zhao Miaomiao was stunned again.

The story of grandma's birthday is so old, at least someone wrote it in his father's time.

This snow leopard looks like a hidden protagonist template.

And as the protagonist's wife, the absolute heroine of the plot... Shouldn't you support him stubbornly when such a person doesn't like the protagonist?
What the hell are these three options?

If the plot is written like this, it will hit the street, okay?
"Wait! The game can't be like this."

Zhao Miaomiao analyzed carefully and thought that the player should not have no choice. What must be the difference between these three options?
But the information given on the spot was too little, and she really couldn't analyze the left and right cheeks.

"It seems that we can only take the edge of the sword."

Seeing the rapid passage of time to choose, Zhao Miaomiao could only choose the most radical option three.

But before the doll sister could make a move, Snow Leopard raised his head and looked at her indifferently: "Are you trying to hit me on the left cheek?"

"nonononono!"

The doll sister didn't answer, but Snow Leopard got the answer from her same indifferent eyes.

"Then you want to hit me on the right cheek?" Snow Leopard asked again.

"nonononono!" The doll sister remained silent.

"Don't tell me you want to come to Ola Ola me with both hands together?" The corners of Snow Leopard's eyes twitched slightly.

"Yes yes yes yes yes!

"

"Eura!"

The doll sister's body suddenly moved, and she slapped the snow leopard with all her strength.

Although her strength was small, she punched Snow Leopard's heart with one punch, causing his body to twitch back and forth, as if he was about to fall down at any moment.

The elder sister and the younger sister, who liked to target the doll sister, looked at each other. They didn't expect her to be so violent, and they became a little scared for a while.

"Oops, oops, oops!"

Sister Doll is having fun here, but Zhao Miaomiao is anxious to death.

Although Snow Leopard didn't fight back, judging from his resentful expression, his anger had accumulated to the extreme.

Not to mention that it was Chen Yaxi who was manipulating him, and he was an impulsive person.

Faced with this kind of humiliation, he will definitely manipulate the character to kill.

If so, she would probably be the first to go out.

However, the facts are somewhat different from what Zhao Miaomiao guessed.

Although Chen Yaxi is controlling the snow leopard, he did not perform spiritual attunement, but only viewed the story from the perspective of a game player.

Faced with such a scene, he said...

"Why is this person so miserable? The family members are targeting him inexplicably." Chen Yaxi shook his head.

Even at this moment, the doll sister's turn is over, and the options resurface.

【"Forbearance!
"】

【Slap back and let them know that they are not easy to mess with. 】

[Summon two younger brothers to come out for an audience, reveal the identity of Shura in the killer world, and achieve the standard ending. 】

"Is this the end?" Chen Yaxi was startled.

This was his first time playing a role-playing game, but he also realized that ending the game now meant that he could not get more reincarnation points.

"Fortunately, I have always kept his master's warning in mind, otherwise I would have been eliminated just now."

Chen Yaxi breathed a sigh of relief, the more he thought about it, the more he was right, and he chose forbearance for the third time.

"Forbearance!
"

With tears in Snow Leopard's eyes, he let out a humiliating growl.

To be honest, he now has the heart to kill, but a mysterious force restrains his hands and feet, making him fall into the reality that he will never be able to reach the face.

"???"

In Zhao Miaomiao's eyes, the logic of this action is quite strange.

"Could it be that he, like me, has no other option but forbearance?" She fell into deep thought.

"Hahaha, Shura, you are really talented."

"I think you're not a snow leopard, but a snow turtle. Not only can you bear it, but you're fucking hibernating."

"You'd better not bear it, and I will see if you have any good fruit to eat."

Facing the forbearance of the snow leopard, everyone laughed unabashedly, and the tiger was even more arrogant, smearing a horizontal line on its neck with its paw.

The snow leopard was about to gnaw its teeth, but the culprit just showed emotion on his face.

"Why is this person so miserable..."

……

"The achievement [King of Forbearance] has been achieved, and 200 reincarnation points have been obtained."

"Ah, I have made an achievement. It seems that my thinking is indeed correct."

Chen Yaxi was in a happy mood and full of confidence in the future: "Finally, I can investigate the main story in a low-key manner."

As his controlling character, Snow Leopard was in an extremely bad mood, and his tail fell to the ground in frustration.

He is willing to follow the advice of his master, and he is also willing to accept the finger pulp of his elders as a marriage.

It's just that in the current living environment, there is nothing worthy of his nostalgia.

If possible, he wants to leave this ghost place...

"Hullo, wait!"

At this moment, the doll sister suddenly chased up from behind, and opened her mouth to speak to him:
【"You are such a waste! Let's get a divorce!"】

【"I'm sorry, Xiuluo. There were too many people outside just now, and I spoke too loudly. I'm here to apologize to you now."】

【"Although you have no money, no power and no talent, your eyes are so innocent, with a kind of wild beauty, I...I actually love you!"]

"Oh!"

Zhao Miaomiao's eyes widened.

Although it is still full of slots, her options are finally understandable!

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