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Chapter 101 What if I can't beat it?
Ding Dayou taught Yunchu this shield-moving move in his free time. It seemed to be just one step forward, but in fact it was two and a half steps, very similar to the steps taken when playing badminton.

This is why a badminton player can take care of such a big badminton court by just moving two steps with a racket.

According to Ding Dayou, as long as Yunchu can charge twice like this in one breath, basically, he can be called a fierce soldier among the soldiers.

Yunchu practiced non-stop every day for three months, and at present, he can only complete it once while breathing.

The skills taught by the old monkey are quite sinister. He is not tall enough, not strong enough, his arms are not long enough, his legs are not long enough to stride, and his own conditions are not suitable for face-to-face confrontation with people.

Therefore, his ability lies in poisoning, assassination, surprise attack, and escape, which are basically a lot of skills that belong to an assassin.

In a head-to-head confrontation, Yun Chu would not be afraid of him, and at worst, he could fight this old monkey to the death.

However, if the old monkey really wanted to kill Yunchu, it was very likely that Yunchu would have died before he saw him.

Anyway, once the old monkey squatted in the latrine without any paper, when Yunchu gave it to him, he found that the old guy had a knife in his crotch...

The old thieves in the Datang army, especially those with the word "Founding the Country" in front of their titles, are all fierce generals who can defeat a hundred with one.

I heard from Ding Dayou that when the Xuanwu Gate incident happened, Yu Chigong was stuck on a bridge alone, and with a horse spear, two Tang knives, and twelve short spears, he insisted on killing a regiment of three hundred led by Prince Liu. The remaining people stood on the other side of the bridge, and they were defeated.

Yunchu always felt that Ding Dayou's words were a lot of bragging. Ever since he saw Ding Dayou tearing up so many monks by himself, Yunchu no longer thought it was bragging, and only thought it was Ding Dayou's words. There is a lot to beautify Yuchi Gong.

Yun Chu knew Yu Chigong very early. When he was a child, and when he grew up, he often put Yu Chigong's portrait on his door.

I heard that Yu Chigong is now fond of cultivating Taoism. He doesn't leave the gate all day long, and he looks extremely peaceful. I forgot to reward Yuchi Gong with a copy.

Thinking about it, the old meritorious service of the founding of the country who did not go out is the best old meritorious service. Of course, those old meritorious service who died just before the victory are more worthy of everyone's nostalgia.

Liang Jianfang is a real old thief. He is obviously old, but his temper is as hot as a volcano.

Thinking of this, Yunchu put the armor that had been taken out on the shelf again. Anyway, after wearing the armor, it might make the old thief more excited, and the beating would become even wilder.

Yunchu also hung the high-quality cowhide iron shield on the wall again. I heard that old thief Liang's best weapon is a pair of golden hammers for beating drums. It is said that they are the weapons left by General Han Fubo Ma Yuan. A full hammer weighs 160 jin, and a single hammer weighs [-] jin.

Unlike the hammer He Yuanshan used during the Kucha War, it was not as big as a better muskmelon.

It is inevitable for a strong man to use a strong hammer. If old thief Liang can't afford a pair of 160-jin hammers, Yun Chu will look down on him.

Anyway, no matter how big the hammer the old thief used, it might not be a problem to smash the shield with one hammer, and smash Yunchu into a pulp by the way, so the shield is also useless.

Martial arts is just like doing math problems, if you can't beat it, you can't beat it, if you can't, you can't, there is no middle way for you.

As for how to deal with old thief Liang tomorrow, Yun Chu thought for a long time, for a long time, and finally decided to ask Cui Shi to prepare a big bathtub for him at dawn, and he wanted to bathe in fragrant soup.

Cui didn't understand why Mr. Lang, who always had a hard-line style, wanted to bathe with fragrant soup, so without asking, he prepared bath water with a lot of dried petals and flower oil for him.

Yunchu soaked in it for a long time before coming out fragrantly from the water.

He also asked Cui Shi to apply a lot of ointment on his body, put on underwear and a yarn-woven inner garment, and then put on a snow-white outer robe. Instead of wearing the black lambskin cloak he wore in the Western Regions, he put on A great cloak of red fox fur.

She put on a hair ribbon and raised the corners of her eyes. Cui also inlaid a sapphire in the middle of the ribbon.

I traced my eyebrows with an eyebrow pencil so that it would match the pair of half-finished Danfeng eyes, and my face was not white enough, so I used a little face powder, and finally bit the matchmaker lightly, and a rich man with red lips and white teeth appeared on the dim yellow face. In the bronze mirror, Jia Baoyu is even better than his mother's Jia Baoyu.

Cui loved this look so much that she couldn't wait to find a golden hair ring to tie Yun Chu's hair up, and added a red pompom to the golden hair ring. In her opinion, Well, a man like this can truly be called a beauty like jade.

Don't look at the mighty Tang Wufeng, he also has little resistance to the handsome man with bright eyes and bright teeth.That's right, I'm used to seeing macho men with bulging pectoral muscles and more than a dozen abdominal muscles on their stomachs, and they always look for a few men like "Erjiazi" for a change.

When Yun Chu stood up from the round stool, a delicate and weak rich man appeared in front of Cui Shi.

Just after Cui, with tears in his eyes, used a hairpin to straighten some disobedient hairs, he listened to Yun Chu.

"With my appearance, I shouldn't be able to withstand a punch from a warrior, right?"

"Lang Junjing is nonsense, you look like this, that crazy person will use his fists to deal with you."

Yun Chu scratched his itchy ears and said again: "You said that I went to visit people in this appearance, would people think that it was a child prostitute who came to the door on my own initiative?"

"Bah, bah, sir, you are talking nonsense, how can those dirty things deserve to be compared with your husband?"

"It's better not to be beaten, or I've been thinking about it for half the night in vain."

"Who is Lang Jun going to visit today?"

"My old leader Yanmen Hou Liang Jianfang."

"Ah, so I was going to visit Marquis Liang Wu, why didn't the gentleman tell you yesterday, the concubine can also prepare gifts."

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "You don't need to bring other gifts, you just need to fill a pot with the alcohol you personally steamed from the wine."

"Lang Jun wants to see a doctor?"

"Don't ask, go install it, remember to seal the lid again, or the thing will run away by itself."

The hip flask was brought, Yun Chu took a sip, and a strong smell of alcohol rushed straight to his forehead, after three circles in his forehead, it flew straight down, like a stream of fire, straight to his stomach.

Two blobs of bright red floated on Yunchu's cheeks, which made him look even more colorful.

Seeing that it was dawn, Yun Chu didn't go to the stable to look for the bay red horse. He probably didn't like the appearance of the bay red horse. Today, if he travels, he will naturally take a car.

When Yun Chu came out of the house with a book and a wine jug, all the servants of the Yun family froze.

Even Jiu Fei, who has always claimed to have seen the world, was stunned for a long time before he raised his thumb and said: "Your Majesty is really good-looking."

"Shut your stinky mouth, drive hard, and aim for Yanmenhou's Mansion!"

When Yunchu got into the carriage, he never opened the curtains again, lest the people in Jinchang Fang see him and think that he had really become a "ermiaozi".

Yanmenhou's Mansion is in Tonghuafang, which is very close to the imperial city, and it is the second closest place to the imperial city. Just like his martial arts, he is not ranked in the first few squares.

When Yunchu arrived at Yanmenhou's Mansion in Tonghuafang, there was already a slender figure standing there.

When he got closer, he found that it was Di Renjie.

This discovery warmed Yunchu's heart, and he immediately decided that if he really needed a friend, this guy could be the first one.

"Brother Yun, a certain family was timid yesterday and was very ashamed. They went back and thought about it all night, and decided to venture into the tiger's den of Marquis of Yanmen together with my virtuous brother."

Seeing the carriage of Yun's family, Di Renjie couldn't wait to step forward, raised the curtain, and prepared to pull Yunchu down and break into Longtan and Tiger's lair together.

When Yunchu got down from the carriage, Di Renjie saw Yunchu's appearance clearly, and as if being shocked by electricity, he let go of Yunchu's hand suddenly, and said tremblingly, "Who are you?"

Yun Chu shook his snow-white robe sleeves, and said to Di Renjie with a smile: "I look like this, will the Marquis of Yanmen come up and punch me to death?"

"Why do you look like this?"

Yun Chu raised his hands to straighten his somewhat inappropriate sleeves, and said to Di Renjie, "I've thought about it, in terms of martial arts, I can't beat the Marquis of Yanmen at all, and I don't even have the ability to defend. Compared with the Marquis of Yanmen, those who know martial arts will only be beaten more miserably. This can be seen from the injuries of the six injured in the Imperial College.

The stronger the martial arts, the worse the beating. The hands and feet of the one with the highest martial arts were all broken, and the whole body of martial arts was considered useless.The old doctor, who doesn't know martial arts, was just thrown out by others, with only a few falls.

Since the Marquis of Yanmen regards beating the teacher as a means of resistance, no one can escape this beating.

In order to avoid being beaten, or not to be beaten, I had to try my best to make myself appear weaker.

You said, with my current physical appearance, would the Marquis of Yanmen think that I was vulnerable, and then just throw me out of the house? "

"Then you can't make yourself smelly, oh my god, you actually smeared rouge on your face?
God, you got your lips red, is that something a man should use? "

Yun Chu also felt that it was abnormal for him to do so, so he used his shoulder to resist Di Renjie and said, "Otherwise, you should also dress up, so that I won't feel embarrassed."

Di Renjie shook his head firmly and said, "I'd rather reason with Marquis Yanmen!"

Yunchu sighed, admiring Di Renjie's head iron in his heart, and deeply regretted his ignorance.

If a beast like Liang Jianfang could listen to the truth, he would not be Liang Jianfang.

Anyone who has never seen Liang Jianfang come out of the bloody Chinese army tent with a head connected to half of his spine is not worthy to say that he knows Liang Jianfang.

(End of this chapter)