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Chapter 112 Ancient and modern people are very different

When he woke up in the morning, Yun Chu deliberately sniffed his armpit, it was very good and there was no strange smell.

Although I don't know what kind of human taste Di Renjie is talking about, I think that kind of taste will definitely not be offensive.

In the world before Yunchu, the bottom line of the government was not to starve to death. Later, I felt that this bottom line was set too low, so I raised it a little bit, and changed it to living with dignity.

Of course, this dignity does not mean that everyone is equal, but that you have a house that can shelter you from the wind and rain, that you have some clothes that can shelter you from the cold and shame, that you have a pot for cooking, and that you have the minimum security so that you will not be in danger. Injured by others at will.

However, in the Tang Dynasty, even in the prosperity of Zhenguan, which was boasted by people for more than 1000 years, no one in the capital would have thought of living such a life, let alone the huge number of Guizhou chiefs.

In "Guo Qin Lun", Jia Yi, in addition to bragging about the achievements of the emperors and generals, clearly pointed out-to burn the words of a hundred schools of thought and to fool the leaders.

Generally speaking, fooling the head of Guizhou and the common people is the most and most important thing that emperors, generals and ministers do.

The Shangyuan Festival is the most important festival of the year in Chang'an City. It is also a festival where the noble ladies of Chang'an can shine, and it is also an important festival for the general Guizhou heads to appreciate the best side of noble ladies up close.

The servants at home got up early and worked hard like crazy. At noon, they finished all the work that needed to be done for the whole day, and then looked at Cui Shi eagerly.

"All of them only know how to eat, only know how to ask for money, and live like pigs. The gentleman wants you to send money!" Cui cursed and dropped the embroidery work in her hand and moved out a box full of money from the house.

Two fatters for the embroiderer, three fatters and four fatters for the cook, five fatters, six fatters, and seven fatters who sew quilts, plus eight fatters who do heavy work, nine fatters who drive carriages and raise horses, and ten fatters who specialize in guarding the door. Each of them was rewarded with one hundred coins, and the other new servants were rewarded with fifty coins each.

When the servants put the money into purses and tied them around their waists, and ran around the yard clangingly, Cui took out a large handful of copper hairpins from the house with a gloomy face, and distributed one to each of the servants. Each of the three men also has one, which is reserved for future wives.

The brass hairpin was shining brightly, and it looked similar to a gold hairpin, but the servants were as happy as if they got a gold hairpin.

The hairpin on Cui's head is not made of brass, but a real gold hairpin, which was bought by Yunchu and given to Cui.

Seeing the servants impatiently inserting the copper hairpins on their heads, Cui gritted her teeth and said, "Your Majesty said, except for Fat Ba, Fat Jiu, and Fat Ten who will stay at the door, the rest can go to Fangshi." The son goes to the waves.

Knowing that you guys are going crazy at Yeting Palace Pass, I am very sympathetic to you, you must go home before the fourth watch, if you haven't come back by the fourth watch, there is no need to come back.

If anyone can't help but look for a wild man, it's best to eat it and wipe it off. If you leave your hand and don't clear it up, you know the consequences. If you dare to bring your body back and ruin the family tradition, don't blame me for being merciless! "

The servants agreed in unison, and left Yun's house in groups of three or four, and went to find their own fun according to their old memories.

Tonight, King Wu can't help but dance with fishes and dragons all night long.

Yunchu is very busy. Just tonight, he will use a large number of lanterns to decorate Jinchangfang into a city that never sleeps. As early as when Zhang He and his family were making giant Kongming lanterns, the rest of the lantern craftsmen have been busy for a long time. Thousands of lanterns Lanterns will illuminate the streets of Jinchangfang brightly.

In fact, Yunchu wanted to go to the Qujiang Water and Land Ceremony hosted by Xuanzang. He really wanted to see how Naha's child was tortured by Xuanzang.

It's a pity that the emperor and queen will appear at the main venue of the Qujiang Water and Land Ceremony, and it is stipulated that officials and dogs below the seventh rank are not allowed to enter. They can only kneel on the ground outside the Ceremony and hold candles to pray for the dead.

The last conversation with the old monkey ended badly, and since then, Yunchu has not seen the old monkey.

Urge everyone to hang lanterns everywhere, and when it gets dark, these lights will all be lit up to compete with the moon in the sky.

The Datang Sitianjian has long predicted that this year's Shangyuan Festival will have a strange scene of the sun and the moon competing for glory, and it is also characterized as auspicious, which proves that the real queen of the Tang Dynasty will appear.

During the Shangyuan Festival, the moon rises at around four o'clock in the afternoon, and at this time the sun has not yet set, and the scene of the sun and the moon appearing together, this is a very, very normal astronomical phenomenon.

I just don’t know why Si Tianjian of the Tang Dynasty had to associate this celestial phenomenon with the queen. You must know that Li Zhi’s queen, Queen Wang, is still alive and well, and there is no sign of sudden death. Why do you say the real queen? will appear?

Not only Yunchu was puzzled by this matter, but ordinary people were also puzzled. Only Di Renjie who came to Jinchangfang to join in the fun was not puzzled.

He thought this was a sign that the Tang Dynasty was about to replace the queen. After all, a sensitive place like Sitianjian had not received the emperor's will, so they would never dare to talk nonsense like this.

Yunchu expressed that he didn’t understand, so he sent Di Renjie to write riddles on some lanterns that could be taken away, and told him not to be jerky and difficult to understand, it’s better for someone who can know a few words to take away the lanterns .

Di Renjie didn't think so, he felt that there was no style, and he should write some riddles that most people would not be able to guess. It would be better if there were a hundred or ten lanterns, and no one could take away one, so that Jinchangfang would appear extraordinary.

"An idiot would do this!" Yun Chu began to curse angrily.

"What is a fool?"

Yun Chu handed him a small bronze mirror.

Di Renjie looked at himself in the mirror and said, "Although I can't compare with Pan An in appearance, I can almost compare with Song Yu.

Huh?There are seven or eight brothers sitting around the pillars. Once the family is separated, their clothes are all torn. Is this also shooting?

Brother Yun, Shefu pays attention to layer upon layer and layer upon layer. It is interesting to see the real face only after peeling off the cocoon. Do you have almost no coverage? Is this a scene where you are going to give someone a lantern for nothing? "

Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie and said, "I only hope that all the people in Chang'an will come to Jinchangfang to shoot down. I very much hope that they can take home all the lanterns with words written on them."

"Why do you do this? The lanterns in Jinchangfang are well made, and you can hang them on the gate to illuminate them when you take them back. It shouldn't be such a waste."

Yun Chu gritted his teeth angrily, and after turning the lantern in his hand in one direction, five large black characters were revealed - Desheng Longjin Store. Only then did Di Renjie suddenly realize that there were two lines of small characters under the five large characters , looked over carefully, and whispered: "It's all pure gold, no deceit for the old and the old?"

Immediately, Di Renjie threw the lantern aside and said angrily, "You sold the Lantern Festival lantern again?"

Yunchu pointed to the densely packed lanterns in Jinchangfang and said, "This is all funded by Deshenglong, and it didn't cost me a single penny in Jinchangfang."

"But, it's embarrassing."

Yun Chu dragged Fangzheng Liu Yi over, pointed to the lantern on the ground and said, "Is it embarrassing to write De Shenglong's name on it?"

Liu Yi shook his head like a rattle, and said repeatedly: "Why is it shameful? Deshenglong spent money to order [-] lanterns in our Jinchang Fang to give us. If you don't want a money, just ask for it Writing a few words is a good deed, and the addition of a few words will not affect the use, and besides, they also gave away lamp oil and oil bowls."

Yun Chu smiled and said to Di Renjie: "They don't feel ashamed, and of course I don't feel ashamed either, I just think it's a good deal."

"For money, can you ask De Shenglong to write on your back?"

Yun Chu thought about how athletes used to compete in advertisements all over their bodies, and also remembered how his boss in his district wore a photo studio advertisement vest with a beautiful head printed on it and organized a chorus all over the world, so he nodded heavily: " As long as the price is right, there is nothing wrong with it.”

Di Renjie was dumbfounded and said: "Scholars must be Hongyi!"

Yun Chu didn’t have time to chat with him, so he picked up a brush and quickly wrote on another lantern—little white flowers, flying all over the sky, falling to the ground like white flour, falling into the water and invisible...

Di Renjie hugged his head and wailed, running away like a wounded donkey.

Yunchu understood Di Renjie at this time very well. Although this guy was full of sympathy for the people and was willing to help them improve their lives, but he could help. He didn't think these Qianshou could be compared with a talented person like him.

Not to mention running around the world with advertisements on his back, this does not conform to his worldview, and even completely subverts his outlook on life.

If Liu Yi answered like this, Di Renjie would not find it difficult to accept, but would only find it interesting.

Yun Chu was willing to run around with an advertising shirt on his back, which he couldn't accept at all, because Yun Chu, like him, was a proud student with a bright future.

How can there be no respect in this world?It is estimated that this idea caused Di Renjie to go crazy.

Liu Yi didn't have Yunchu's ability to write such a wonderful shot, so he could only watch the Lichang's brush without thinking in admiration.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, a faint moon rose from the north of the east, and Yunchu just finished writing the last riddle—wearing a red pen holder, wearing colorful clothes, singing a song loudly, the red sunrise East!Beat a poultry.

Listening to Fangfang's reciting this riddle vividly, Er Niu Mimi's eyes suddenly lit up when he finally left the bathhouse voluntarily, and immediately shouted at Yunchu: "The chief is a rooster, the chief is a rooster!"

After Er Niu yelled these words, the children onlookers seemed to wake up all of a sudden, and shouted at Yun Chu—the chief is a rooster!

Yun Chu looked at Er Niu and said, "If you can recite the riddle, this lamp will belong to you."

Er Niu said without hesitation: "Wearing a red pen holder, wearing colorful clothes, singing a song loudly, the red sun rises in the east!
Richang is cock! "

Yun Chu curled his lips and kicked Er Niu on the buttocks, saying, "The chief is not a rooster, but the answer is a rooster!"

After laughing and scolding, under the envious eyes of a large group of children, he handed over the bright red lantern with advertisements written on it to Erniu.

He believes that Er Niu will probably never forget this scene until he dies, and he will never forget that he used his wisdom to obtain a red lantern for the first time in his life.

(End of this chapter)