Chinese dining table

Chapter 114

Di Renjie seemed to be more familiar with these city foxes and community mice than Yunchu, and immediately negotiated a price for one person. Not only can he take the two of them to a good place to watch Xuanzang read scriptures, but it can also save them from being punished after dawn. fate.

Then, under the cover of a group of roe-headed mouse brothers, Yunchu followed a mouse-headed brother and escaped from the guarded area, and once again slipped into the crowd.

As soon as the two of them walked away, those rogue-headed mouse-eyed brothers started laughing and jokingly discussing Yunchu and Di Renjie, two idiots, with the soldiers guarding them.

Brother Shumu was very familiar with the terrain of Qujiang, and after several twists and turns, they came to a nunnery.

Yun Chu raised his head and glanced, there were three large characters "Jingxin Temple" written on the lintel.

Di Renjie asked Brother Shumu suspiciously: "Go to the monk's meditation place at night?"

Brother Shumu asked suspiciously: "Don't the two elder brothers know what kind of place Jingxin Temple is?"

Yunchu and Di Renjie shook their heads together.

Brother Shumu whispered: "This was originally the secluded residence of Princess Yongjia."

Di Renjie looked at Yunchu and said, "Princess Yongjia is the sixth daughter of Emperor Gaozu. She married Dou Fengjie. It was rumored that she had an affair with her nephew Yang Yuzhi. Later, when Yang Yuzhi was having fun with Princess Yongjia, he was captured by Dou Fengjie and sentenced to five punishments. He died, and then reconciled with Dou Fengjie, and now he is a widow.

If what I expected is correct, this dog thief thinks you and my brother are a good-looking talent, and is going to dedicate you and my brother to Princess Yongjia as a rear house! "

Yun Chu let out a groan, fixed his eyes on Brother Shumu, and walked up and down, planning to find a good place to strike.

Brother Shumu hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Princess doesn't like fair boys now, but he likes dark ones. Recently, he has been living with the Helan Sangha in Zhongnan Mountain. The two brothers must not think about it."

Yunchu looked at Di Renjie again, and Di Renjie clicked his mouth and said: "This may be true. The Helan Sangha is really dark. Chang'an County Magistrate Liu Xingmin also wrote a song "Mocking Li Shushen, Helan Sangha, and Du Shanxian". A black man's poem, the whole poem is as follows: Uncle Shen rides a black horse, and the Sangha holds a lacquer bow. Call Chang'an Order, and hunt Beishan bear together."

Yunchu thought about the black horse, the lacquer bow, and the black bear, and felt that these three were very black. Then he thought about his white body, and felt that this Shumu brother should not have deceived himself. Since the Jingxin Temple is empty now, go in and walk It's okay to see Naha's cute little appearance at once.

Brother Shumu saw that the two agreed to enter the Jingxin Nunnery, so he opened the half-hidden door with a smile, and only opened a crack. "Bang Dang" with a loud noise, Brother Shumu flew out just as he entered, and at the same time, there was a gate of Jingxin Nunnery flying out.

Yunchu tested Brother Shumu's pulse with his hands, and found that this guy had passed out completely, so he took out the two golden beans that he had just given to this guy from his arms, and after touching the golden beans back, he found The guy still had a lot of copper coins in his arms, so he signaled Di Renjie to open the purse, and searched out the copper coins inside.

When I stood up, I found that Shumu brother lying here was an eyesore, so I raised my leg and kicked Shumu brother to the dry grass next to him, where it was soft and warm, and he would not be frozen to death.

When I looked back at Di Renjie, I found that this guy was looking at the gate of Jingxin Nunnery with his mouth open, and he seemed to be drooling.

Yunchu turned his gaze to the gate of Jingxin Nunnery again, and then he also froze for a moment, not because he had never seen the world, but because the figure of the nun standing at the gate of Jingxin Nunnery was beyond ordinary, especially her chest , as if hiding two blown pig urine bubbles, almost tearing his clothes and leaving.

There is no way around this, with a bald head, a giant bear, a slender waist, and a plump buttocks. In addition, this nun's height is far higher than that of ordinary Tang women, at least 1.8 meters by visual inspection. In addition, her clothes are extremely cool, only wearing a black shirt. Underneath the black clothes, it seems that he should not be wearing anything. When the night wind blows a little, his long legs, which are at least 1.3 meters long, are exposed to the cool night.

Di Renjie took off the Kunlun slave mask on his face before Yunchu, coughed lightly, stepped forward to salute and said, "Xiaoshengtai student Yunchu is so polite."

The nun still looked normal, but when Yunchu heard Di Renjie's words, it was as if an arrow had been shot in his chest out of thin air, causing him to pant and be speechless.

Just when he managed to even out his panting and was about to speak, a big hand stuck out from behind the bald woman, put it on the bald woman's plump chest logically, and squeezed it.

Di Renjie looked at the deformed bear, swallowed and said, "Who are you?"

A burly man who was taller than the bald woman, wearing only a pair of trousers, exposed his face to the moonlight, and said to Di Renjie, "Who are you?"

Looking at the strong man's rock-like chest exposed in the cold air, Di Renjie bumped his shoulder against the silent Yun Chu and said in a low voice, "Can you beat it?"

Before Yunchu could answer, the strong man with keen hearing laughed and said, "Okay, as long as any one of you can defeat a certain family, Gongsun will go with that one today."

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Our brothers did not come to Jingxin Nunnery for beauty, what are you and this lady Gongsun doing, please continue, our brothers just want to borrow a room at the back of Jingxin Nunnery to see what is going on Water and Land Dojo."

The strong man laughed and said: "There are a hundred battlefields in the field of hatred, and they are willing to be with the grass everywhere. For a certain family and Gongsun, tonight's Jingxin Temple is a battlefield for a certain family. There are no free rooms for them. you."

Yunchu took a look at the Jingxin Nunnery, which covers an area of ​​at least [-] mu, and felt that this bastard Pei Xingjian was deliberately embarrassing him, and elephants couldn't use such a large area for mating.

And when that woman was teased by Pei Xingjian, not only did she not feel shy, she even leaned into Pei Xingjian's arms on purpose, as if she complained that Pei Xingjian talked too much with these two brats and disturbed their good affairs.

Although he didn't understand why these two people did this at this time and this place, he heard the mighty Sanskrit sound from behind the Jingxin Nunnery, and Yun Chu was somewhat impatient. Pei Xingjian is not as important as his visit to Naha's big day.

With a shake of the sleeve, a black shiny cowhide whip snaked out of the sleeve, fell to the ground and slowly coiled into a circle.

When Di Renjie saw this, he immediately jumped over ten feet away. He thought that as long as Yun Chu could entangle the strong man, he would be able to entangle that beauty.

"Are you really refusing to give me a house?" Yun Chu's voice came out from behind the pitch-black Kunlun slave mask, a bit cold.

Seeing Yun Chuliang showing his whip, Pei Xingjian laughed and said, "Okay, you didn't use your sword, it seems that you don't have any intention of killing people, so a certain family won't take your life.

Yun Chu waved his arm, and the long whip struck Pei Xingjian's throat like a black snake coming out of its hole with the sound of breaking wind.

Pei Xingjian pushed away the beauty in his arms, straightened his right arm, and was about to catch the whip, as long as he grabbed the whip, he would approach Yunchu with confidence, and punch this boy who disturbed his sexuality a hundred and eighty times in the stomach.

Seeing that the whip was about to touch his arm, Pei Xingjian retracted the arm that lured the enemy to attack, turned one hand into a claw, and grabbed at the whip like lightning.

Unexpectedly, Yunchu's whip would slide past Pei Xingjian's face like lightning when his fist changed its grip, and the whip would turn towards the bald woman named Gongsun with a low sonic boom. Women are not ordinary trash either. He actually dodged to dodge, but it was a pity that his body dodged, but a corner of the loose black robe was caught by the whip. With a flick of Yunchu's wrist, there was a wave on the body of the whip, and the black robe was tightly wrapped around the whip, There was a sound of tearing the silk, and Yun Chu tore the only black garment that could cover her body with a whip, leaving her flesh all at once.

Under Di Renjie's piercing gaze, the woman let out a scream, and squatted on the ground with her chest in her arms.

Pei Xingjian was furious, and with a tiger leap, he rushed towards Yunchu from the door. He would rather be whipped to get close to Yunchu, and tear this shameless little thief to pieces.

Yun Chu chuckled, wrapped the whip around the lintel of Jingxin Nunnery, pulled it hard again, and rose into the air. After stepping on the wall for a few steps, he jumped onto the gate of Jingxin Nunnery, and then stepped on the ridge of the roof to Jingxin Nunnery. Run wildly in the depths of Xinan.

Pei Xingjian was furious, his body was heavy and he couldn't jump up the high wall, so he turned around and chased after Jingxin nunnery.

Di Renjie saw the woman squatting naked on the ground, grabbing the pieces of rags that had been torn into pieces by Yun Chu's whip and trying to stick them to her body.

So he walked over very politely, cupped his hands and said: "If you don't mind, little lady, Xiaosheng has a long gown here, which can cover your body."

Gongsun looked up at Di Renjie and scolded him with shame and indignation: "You dog thief, get out!"

Di Renjie explained: "I am not a thief, but a student of the imperial court. I am in a hurry to deal with the matter. You should put on your clothes, little lady, and be careful not to catch the cold."

"Go away, dog thief!"

"I've said it all, Xiaosheng is a student, not a thief..."

Yun Chu scuttled across the roof like a bullet, while Pei Xingjian was chasing after him like a giant bear in the courtyard.

After only a short while, Yun Chu disappeared, and even the nuns in the Jingxin Nunnery went wild.

Pei Xingjian stood in the courtyard of Jingxin Nunnery and shouted angrily: "You dog thief, come out to me!"

Yun Chu's voice came from the roof: "I've said it all, you can do whatever you want, I just borrowed a corner of the treasure land to watch the water and land conference, why can't you just say it?"

As soon as the voice fell, a large green brick weighing more than ten kilograms roared towards the source of the sound, broke the cornice, and landed on the roof, making a hole there, and immediately, bricks and tiles fell one after another.

But Yun Chu disappeared without a trace.

Pei Xingjian is a brave fighter on horseback, and it is rare to meet a match with arrows in one hand. It is a pity that he has nothing with him today except his saber.

Unable to find Yunchu, Pei Xingjian thought of Gongsun who was still at the gate of the temple, and hurried back, only to see Gongsun crying mournfully with a blue shirt in his arms, while the other shameless thief had long since disappeared.

　Oh, let me tell you that in ancient times, when many generals went to war, in order to calm their excessively strong emotions, some brought healthy women and some used cows. This General Pei is one of the best.It's not nonsense, there are many records in unofficial history.

　　
　
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