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Chapter 133 Who is this fat kid
Looking at this group of legendary Xuanjia soldiers, Yunchu suddenly noticed that many of these guys carrying expensive horses were shaking their arms.

Didn't it mean that it should be as immovable as a mountain and as moving as a thunder? Why, after holding it for such a moment, the arm began to lose strength?

Is this still the Xuanjia Army whose name moved the world and made the rebels all over the world fearful?

Is this still the invincible Xuanjia army that accompanied Emperor Taizong in Hulao Pass?
However, the armor on them is really good, the horses in their hands have black and heavy blades, and the horses under their crotch are really handsome, but the knights on the horses are really not very good.

At this moment, Yunchu had a strange idea of ​​winning against such a heavy cavalry with black armor on the battlefield.

Just when Yun Chu was thinking wildly, another group of infantry walked over in neat steps with waist knives in their hands. After this group of people arrived, those Xuanjia soldiers let Ma Li down as if they had been pardoned. Not very tidy anymore.

The pawns walked directly into the empty Jinchang Square, and every five steps, one stood there until the line continued to the mountain gate of the Da Ci'en Temple.

Behind this group of people was all the guards of honor for the emperor's trip, the line was very long, and Yun Chu didn't have any other emotions except that he found that the maids here were completely different from his own servants.

The carriage the emperor was riding in was very large and heavy, and many places were made of solid wood. After roughly estimating the weight, it was found that it was at least one ton, which was not too much.

However, there is no shock-absorbing rubber on the wheels, and there is no hydraulic or spring shock-absorbing system on the suspension system. No matter how luxurious the interior decoration of this carriage is, it is estimated that if the emperor leaves Chang'an in this carriage, the emperor will feel a headache.
There are a total of six horses pulling the emperor's cart. Objectively speaking, each of them seems to be more handsome than the bay red horse. Moreover, these six horses are all pure black. Mao Lai.

There were two grooms driving the emperor's carriage, one up and one down, the one on the bottom seemed to be put into a box, and the one on the top was a strong man who was not like a human being. After putting on the heavy armor, even the movement of driving the carriage They are all out of shape. It seems that this person should be the emperor's meat shield.

The panel in front of the carriage fell down, revealing the young face of Tang Emperor Li Zhi, and everyone immediately bowed and saluted, "Welcome Your Majesty!"

After Li Zhi yawned, he lazily said: "You are all flat."

After speaking, he got off the car along the steps that had been erected, first looked up at the magnificent giant phoenix on the gate of Jinchangfang, and said to the secretary Cheng beside him: "I have a heart."

Then, he set his gaze on Ji Wang Li Shen who was standing respectfully, stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder and said, "You're only two months younger than me, why is he so decadent at such a young age?"

Ji Wang Li Shen bowed his head and said: "My elder brother is so majestic and heroic, how could my younger brother be able to compare with him."

Li Zhi nodded and said: "Who is Lu Changming, stand up and let me see, it's not easy for someone to think like this."

Originally, Lu Changming was standing aside waiting for the emperor to inquire, but unexpectedly hearing the emperor's voice was wrong, he knelt down on the ground with a thump and said hastily: "Your Majesty, this is not the idea of ​​this humble official, but that Jinchang Fang Li Changyun made it."

Yun Chu never expected that Lu Changming would take credit for himself for being so stupid, but now that the situation was wrong, he immediately pushed himself out to block the knife.

There was no other way, Yunchu had no choice but to stand up, he could not kneel down, so he had to hang his head and wait for the emperor to give up.

Li Zhi ignored Yunchu, but chuckled lightly and said, "Lu Changming, who are you and what kind of behavior do you think I don't know?

You have been in Wannian County for two and a half years. If you had thought about it, you would have done it long ago, and you wouldn't just do it now.

Although this Jinchangfang is also under your rule, and there are achievements here, which are your achievements, but I just can't understand how you put gold on your face.

It is your greatest achievement to actually manage this Wannian County for me, step down! "

Lu Changming kowtowed again and again, how arrogant this guy was in front of Yunchu before, and how humble he was in front of Li Zhi.

Li Zhi glanced at Yun Chu and said, "A 14-year-old Kucha hero?"

Yun Chu bent down and saluted, "I don't dare!"

Li Zhi shook his head and said: "There is nothing you dare not, if you dare to fight out from the thousands of Turkic troops, your credit is your credit.

I ask you, why did you set up this giant phoenix at the gate of Jinchangfang? "

Yun Chu said: "Empress Wende's mother honors the world, and she can't claim her merits unless she is a giant phoenix."

Hearing this, Li Zhi looked up at the giant phoenix sculpture shining brightly in the sun, and said after a long silence: "I have a heart."

After speaking, he looked at the very eye-catching merit monument on the side of the road, couldn't help smiling, and shouted to the driver: "You also come down to see how the women of the Tang Dynasty respect my mother."

Immediately, a woman with a baby in her arms came down from the carriage. Yun Chu wanted to take a peek, but when he looked up, he found that the woman's dark eyes were looking at him with a half-smile, so he immediately lowered his head.

When the woman with the baby appeared, there was a slight commotion among the officials. Yunchu could even hear someone saying, "Why is it her?"

He always felt that the woman was still looking at him, unable to raise his head, so he could only stare at his toes motionless.

The woman seemed to know that she was the center of public opinion, and she seemed to ignore those people. It was not until Yun Chu smelled frankincense from his nose that he saw a long light yellow dress.

"Look up." The woman's voice was nice.

Yunchu raised his head, and the first thing he saw was a fat baby smiling at himself with his toothless mouth drooling.

Then, I saw a woman with an oval face.

"Again, why did you build this giant phoenix?"

Yun Chu gritted his teeth and said, "Empress Wende's mother honors the world, and she can't claim meritorious service unless she is a giant phoenix."

If he changed his confession at this time, Yunchu was sure that Li Zhi, who was furious, would chop him into mincemeat.

And this sentence, no matter who comes here, cannot be said to be wrong, because it itself is correct and cannot be more correct.

"It's better to say this all my life..." The woman chuckled, and left Yunchu to find Li Zhi, just in time to listen to what is called the first wonder in Chang'an - the giant phoenix swallowing the sun!
After entering the gate of Jinchangfang, Li Zhi didn't take a car anymore, but stepped on the clean and tidy street of Jinchangfang twice and said to Wu Mei: "These bricks and stones have been laid for a while, and they are not in a hurry to welcome me." laying."

Wu Mei smiled and said: "I dare to say that the money for laying these stone slabs must have come from the woman on that stone tablet."

Li Zhi waved to Yun Chu, who was the last one, and said, "Come here and tell me, is this the case?"

Yun Chu bowed and said, "Your Majesty is nothing more wise than you. The common people have a deep respect for Empress Wende. After building the giant phoenix, there is still a little leftover. I use this money to pave the roads in the city."

"Didn't you collect money from the people?" Li Zhi asked.

Yunchu really couldn't figure out why the majestic Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was always entangled in matters of a few pennies.

He slandered in his heart, but quickly replied: "I haven't collected a single penny from the people, on the contrary, whether it's building a giant phoenix or laying roads, the people who participated in the work have been paid a lot of money.

If the matter of the giant phoenix causes public resentment, this will lose the original intention of commemorating Empress Wende. In that case, not only will it not be able to sing praises for Empress Wende, but it will discredit Empress Wende. Allowed. "

Li Zhi turned his head to Wu Mei and said: "Today, there is finally one thing that makes me feel better."

Wu Mei smiled and said: "You are the Son of Heaven, thunder, rain and dew are all your grace, reward and punishment according to your mood.

However, before that, you must ask this young hero who came down from the city of Kucha, the well-known imperial student in the Imperial College, and the head of Jinchang Fang who has benefited all people! "

Li Zhi snorted, looked at Yunchu and said, "Go and teach Liang Jianfang how to read, and in two days, he can write an article "Men's Way"?"

Yun Chu immediately shook his head like a rattle, and replied: "At that time, the Marquis of Yanmen was drunk, wielding a knife and reciting poems at the same time. At first I thought I was talking nonsense, but after listening to a few words, Immediately felt something was wrong, so I found a pen and ink to transcribe it, and then there was "Men'er Xing". To tell you the truth, when Wei Chen heard this "Men'er Xing", his blood was boiling, and he wished to go to the battlefield again and rebuild for our Tang Xingong."

Li Zhi took a breath and said to Wu Mei: "Could it be that the old killer really recited it while drunk?

Can an old killer who doesn't know a few big characters really recite such a well-known poem?

But also, this poem is only superior in momentum, and it is far from being smooth and neat. "

Wu Mei didn't answer, she didn't know if she felt that Yun Chu was pitiful, or for some other reason, instead she pointed to the street deep in Jinchang Square and said to Li Zhi, "Since I'm here to pay homage to the Empress Mother today, Your Majesty has a lot of time, so you might as well go It is also good to take a walk in this small market and experience the people's sentiments."

Li Zhi squinted his eyes and stood at the crossroads in Fangshi, looked back and forth, left and right, and said: "There is an indescribable weirdness."

Wu Mei smiled and said: "Your Majesty might as well experience it slowly, this feeling is rare for Your Majesty in a hundred years."

Yun Chu looked at Wu Mei's back gratefully. He really didn't know what he had done to make this person spare no effort to help him.

It's a pity that Wu Mei couldn't see him, only the fat boy, looking at him, drooling, shrugging her legs and screaming "Ohhhhhh", as if she was talking to him.

Li Zhi stepped forward, and the two rows of warriors quickly retreated forward. The advantage of doing this was not to block the emperor's sight, but also to ensure the safety of the emperor. This method was too familiar to them.

Li Zhi's hands are very cheap, he likes to pull out bamboo, and the bamboo that just gave birth to some fibrous roots is pulled out by him.

He threw it on the ground casually and said, "It was just planted."

(End of this chapter)