Chinese dining table

Chapter 145 The Sheep That Won't Cry
The flowers fade and the red green apricots are small.

When the swallows, green water around people.There are few willows blowing on the branches, and there are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world.

The swing in the wall is outside the wall, the pedestrians outside the wall, and the beautiful lady in the wall laughs.Laughter gradually fell silent, but passionate but was ruthlessly annoyed.

When Su Shi wrote this poem, the woman must not let him see, and wanted to hold his heart, so she specially swung on the wall inside the wall. The most terrible thing is that the swing does not swing high, leaving only laughter , Let Su Shi think for himself.

However, this is not the point, the point is that Su Shi is a famous fat man, he can't climb other people's high walls.

The fat man climbed the wall in an ugly way, twisting to the left and arching to the right. His poor waist was weak and his buttocks were too heavy to climb up.

Yunchu didn't have this kind of trouble. He was very satisfied with his current body. He could run a few steps on the wall, reach the top of the wall with his arms, stretch his arms, and lift his body up the high wall. Just a few seconds.

Of course, he could also use the whip to wrap around something high up, and then drag the whip to send himself up to the high wall.

The most convenient thing is to have the bay red horse to help, he can step on the horse's back and climb the high wall easily.

In short, Yunchu has a hundred ways to climb the wall.

However, seeing the old monkey climbing the wall, Yun Chu was speechless, because the high wall was flat ground to the old monkey.

Moreover, after the old monkey climbed over the high wall of Yun's house, it would go directly into Naha's boudoir. Yun Chu had said this many times, but the old monkey still refused to change.

He likes to play chess with Naha...

This excuse is really bad, but Yunchu couldn't bear to expose it. Only when he was with Naha, the old monkey seemed like a living monkey. On weekdays, he was a dead monkey.

I really don't know why the old monkey came to Chang'an.

This is not a place where he can be happy.

The Western Regions are his world, where he can play with those city lords, kings, and khans to his heart's content, and even change the fate of a city-state or a tribe.

It is impossible to do it in Datang. The people here are too stable, they like peaceful life too much, and they hate the turmoil that people in the Western Regions like.

He was like an old monkey stuck in a swamp, unable to move or struggle, and could only wait to die.

That's why Xuanzang said that he threw himself into a trap.

There was no pilaf in the Western Regions, but since Yunchu was born, the Western Regions have pilaf.

There is no pilaf in Chang'an either. Since the old monkey brought onions and carrots, there is a large piece of mutton pilaf.

In the early morning, Yunchu killed a sheep with his own hands. It was a sheep with a pair of big watery eyes. Its black eye sockets were beautiful, and its fur was well groomed by the shepherd. After being pressed down for the first time, the sheep still didn't struggle, and didn't even bark.

It wasn't until Yunchu stabbed a foot-long knife into its heart that it stretched out its pink tongue to call out, but unfortunately, there was no sound.

Cui took a look and ran away, only Naha was jumping there, asking her brother to leave her four complete "Gala Khan".

Yun Chu chopped off the sheep's head with a sharp axe. At this time, the tears in those big watery eyes had dried up, and after rolling the head twice on the ground, it was covered with a thin layer of dust.

The sheepskin was peeled very well, and Fat Ten planned to use this sheepskin to make a small mattress, so he used a few bamboo sticks to prop up the sheepskin and put it in a cool place to dry.

When a large string of sheep viscera rolled down from the sheep's body cavity, it filled half a basket, and was taken away by Fei Jiuduan. He placed a small stove in the porter's room, which can be used to stew haggis soup for drinking while guarding the door. .

Yunchu carefully cut open the leg joints of the sheep, and made four pure white "Gala Khans" for Naha to play with. After Naha got the "Gara Khans", she asked Sanfei to boil her babies in boiling water Go to the smell again.

After cooking, it is necessary to apply fragrant osmanthus oil. When the bones are shiny, it will be a plaything for girls.

Yunchu chopped the whole lamb into fist-sized pieces, put them on a sieve to dry, and let the moisture of the lamb disperse, so that when the lamb was stir-fried, oil would not splash out, and the meat quality would also change. Firm and chewy.

There are a lot of guests here for dinner today.

There are Pei Xingjian and Gongsun, He Yizheng and the grandson Cao of Wannian County, and Di Renjie who is so long gone.

The old monkey is not a guest, and he never considers himself a guest. At least half of the family's money is related to him. He always thinks that he should be the master. What's more, Yunchu even asked him for a good little horse. Mare!

Can a small mare from Khotan be obtained in one meal?Not to mention that he brought the onions and carrots for this meal.

However, he still agreed, and after chatting with Yu Xiurong for a while, he had to admit that this woman was Yun Chu's good match.

"My poor Naha, how could I become a family with someone like you? Whoever deals with your family will lose his life."

When the old monkey said this, he was squatting on the hitching post, and he really looked like a monkey from a distance.

Using both hands, Yunchu broke open a yellow pear and gave half of it to the old monkey. This thing was brought by Gongsun. It is very rare to be able to eat juicy pears in April.

The old monkey took a bite of the pear and said, "I want to live a few more years, and I'm going to see with my own eyes how many more babies you and that woman can have."

"Then don't run to Changlefang all day long. It's not worthwhile to dedicate the little energy you don't have to the singer."

"It's nothing inappropriate. When you look at it one day, you will be able to notice the cuteness of those singers. They are some good girls who are pursuing a better life. Why do you look down on them?"

"I didn't look down on him, but on you. You could be a king in the Western Regions, but you end up in Chang'an as a monkey. It's not a loss."

The old monkey shook his head and said, "No loss, as long as I can see Xuanzang and hear his voice, I will not lose."

"You are sick."

"If a disease can make you happy, will you cure it or not?"

Yun Chu raised his head and recalled that the dancing girl who was sent to the mental hospital by himself felt that what the old monkey said was right. Instead of waking up and accepting the sad news of the death of her husband and daughter, it would be better to immerse herself in the world of dancing and stay forever in the mental hospital. Dance forever and ever, till death comes.

Seeing the sun rising, Yun Chu spit out the licorice dregs in his mouth, washed his hands, and came to a large iron pot in the yard. After Fat Ba lit the firewood, he poured sesame oil into the large pot with a diameter of more than one meter.

The iron pot was cast by a blacksmith in Jinchangfang.

When the black sesame oil started to boil in the iron pan, Fei Ba and Yunchu poured the cleaned mutton into the large iron pan and stir-fried.

Di Renjie was the first one to arrive. Seeing Yunchu busy beside the big iron pot, he came over and took a look and said, "Practice the art of cooking again."

Yun Chu said angrily: "The reason why Datang doesn't have any high-end and delicious food is entirely up to you!"

Di Renjie said suspiciously: "None of my business!"

Yun Chu said: "It's because you smart people refused to study the dishes carefully, but all went to become officials, which made Datang's gourmet cuisine stagnant for countless years.

Think about it, if everyone is good at cooking, how many delicious delicacies will there be in my Tang Dynasty, and there will not be so many stupid officials who eat vegetarian meals in this world!
Obviously they are all good cooks, and they all go to be officials, can they be good? "

"This statement is deeply in my heart!" Pei Xingjian's voice came from the atrium, and then he saw Pei Xingjian, Gongsun and the thieves turned from the flower hall.

I thought Di Renjie would run away, but I didn't expect him to stand beside Yunchu with a smile, waiting for Yunchu to introduce him new friends. With such a strong psychological quality, he deserves to be promoted to the position of Ge Lao in one go .

"Di Renjie, head of Liquan Fang, student of the imperial court!"

"Pei Xingjian, General Pei, Gongsun, lady Gongsun who is the number one sword dancer in the world!"

Hearing this, Di Renjie stepped over, first cupped his hands towards Pei Xingjian and said, "I have seen General Pei in Feng'an Square, and his heroic demeanor of subduing the rioters alone is unforgettable to this day."

After finishing speaking, he cupped his hands towards Gongsun and said, "Yun Chu often said that there used to be a beautiful woman named Gongsun, who swung her sword and swung her around! Today, I can't deceive you when I see it."

Pei Xingjian laughed loudly and said, "Feng'an Square, brother Di took the lead in saying "kill the dog officer" and the words of a certain family are still in my ears."

The two met and chatted happily, only Gongsun asked suspiciously: "Have we met before?"

Di Renjie caressed the mustache on his lips coolly and said, "I'm eager to see you."

At this time, Di Renjie, who is considered to be handsome and handsome, is far from the image of the dog thief who saw people naked that night, and after a long time, Gongsun really can't remember the appearance of that dog thief up.

Yunchu was busy frying mutton, Pei Xingjian and Di Renjie had a pleasant chat, Gongsun went to find Yu Xiurong and Naha, and for a while, everything was fine.

Pei Xingjian likes young talents the most, and Di Renjie is not an idiot in imperial education. Whether it is military art, current affairs, arithmetic, or the sun, moon and stars, Di Renjie can answer the questions fluently and deeply, and the two of them came to the flower hall without knowing it. , using the chess game that Yunchu had created as a theme, they started fighting.

He Yizheng came at the right time and brought Yunchu a pack of white frosting sugar and some medicinal materials.

Seeing that Yunchu took the frosting sugar and poured it into the oil pan, Doctor He hurriedly said, "This is not how you eat it."

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Don't worry, I am better at being a cook than being a doctor. Today, Dr. He is going to try a certain family's method of easy teeth."

"He Yijuan..."

"Oh, the official document has come down?"

"I just came down yesterday, and my ancestor's words are more helpful than anything else. The higher-ups asked who can fill the vacancy of a certain family, and they have already reported you. Since you have been praised by the ancestors, what was originally impossible has become a reality." A good thing that's set in stone."

"So, congratulations, congratulations."

"Keep your voice down, don't make a fuss, the paperwork will be done accurately."

The two looked at each other and smiled, everything was in silence.

Sun Hucao didn't know when he came here. After seeing Pei Xingjian and He Yijuan, he really wanted to leave immediately. After thinking for a while, he slipped under the wall and moved in.

(End of this chapter)