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Chapter 154 The Demonstrative Effect of Supporting the Military Model

"Brother Dingfang, why is this horse so cruel? It doesn't count if you kill the opponent, but also whip the corpse?"

An old man wearing a soft hat asked the bald old man next to him, who only held his hair in a bun with a wooden hairpin.

The old man with a pale face said indifferently: "The horse king is like this when he meets a gelding. I wish I could kill it and make it quick."

"There are so many geldings in the army."

"There is no horse king in the army! It is not allowed to have a horse king, otherwise, with a roar, it will take all the horses away."

"Is the black horse of the overlord of Western Chu counted as the king of horses?"

"It doesn't count!"

"Why?"

"Castrated."

"Hey? Since horse kings are going to be castrated, why hasn't this horse been castrated?"

"That's because this horse has only served under Liang Jianfang's old dog for a short time. If he served under the old man's command, he would have been castrated long ago.

You see, this horse has a cruel temperament, and his owner is blocking others to save that good lead horse. It can only be said that the owner of this horse is not a son of man, and he even favors this bay red horse. broken. "

"In that case, Old Su, how about the battle over there?"

Old Su, an old man in the Qing Dynasty, glanced at Yunchu and Cui Xuanli who were fighting fiercely, and said with disdain: "Originally, they should be evenly matched. Now, one is disturbed, and the other's momentum is rising. It will be decided soon."

"You said that young student would win?"

"What's so strange about this is that when the momentum is strong enough, sheep can chase wolves away, not to mention that this student is not a sheep, this should be a poisonous snake or a leopard, both of which are the best hunters in the world. "

As soon as the old man’s words fell, Cui Xuanli swayed his spear, then turned around and ran away. He felt that the young man on the opposite side wanted to kill him today. under the trap.

And he has a heavy responsibility, Queen Zhende is dead, and King Wulie wants to ascend the throne, he just waits for the Emperor Tang to issue a decree.

Disappointed, Yunchu put away his spear, and pointed his finger at the dumbfounded Prince Jinguang, who seemed to have lost his ability to think, and came to Yunchu automatically.

Yun Chu spat on the ground and said, "Can you stop bothering me in the future?"

Prince Jin Guang seemed to wake up all of a sudden, pointed at Yun Chu and said, "You beat me nine times, this is the shame of my life, I must..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was punched in the eye.

Yun Chu looked at Prince Jin Guang who was squatting on the ground covering his eyes and said, "Okay, you have added another shame."

"Hiss—" The audience gasped in unison.

When he brought the bay red horse back, this guy made himself look like a butcher, with blood all over his body, and the dirty things in the belly of the speeding horse.

Yunchu had already offered the horse-washing price to [-] yuan, and none of the brave servants of the Imperial College were willing to take up the job.

In a short period of time, Yunchu raised a horse that is used to eating meat, and it has spread throughout the Imperial College.

The following "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" class Yunchu would not attend as usual. The problem of throwing a rope into a well and calculating the length of the rope was not difficult for him.

Lead the bay red horse into the pool, first use a brush to brush off the minced meat and filth sticking to its body, change the water in the pool, and then pour water on its body to wash away the blood stains little by little.

One time is not enough, Yun Chu brushed the horse three times, and it was not over until there was no more blood flowing down.

Yunchu was trying his best to bathe the bay red horse, while the two old men in long gowns were lying on the railing, watching Yunchu brush the horse.

When he found that Yun Chu opened the bay red horse's mouth to brush its teeth, he said strangely: "You are so good at this job."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "Porcelain teeth are vital to its life, how can it be unclean."

The white-haired old man said: "The old man saw your horse kill another horse just now. You have a cruel temperament, aren't you afraid?"

Yun Chu looked at the white-haired old man and said: "The Duke of Yanmen has killed countless people in his life, and slaughtered countless people with his own hands, but Duke Zheng has made him a friend. Isn't Duke Zheng afraid?"
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Zheng Rentai, Duke of Tong'an County, said in surprise: "You actually know about this old man? Then, you must also know about this one, right?"

Yunchu put down his brush and saluted, "Yunchu has met General Su."

Su Dingfang looked at Yunchu and said indifferently: "Chang'an is full of [-] squares, only you Jinchangfang is the closest to the soldiers.

Since you greeted Zhao Xiaozu who returned from victory at night, and comforted the soldiers who have fought a hundred battles, in more than two years, you have held seven long table banquets, and one of them was to welcome the defeated soldiers. Can you tell me why? "

Yun Chu frowned and said, "Did we do something wrong?"

Su Dingfang shook his head and said, "I didn't do anything wrong, it's just..."

"It's nothing but, Jinchangfang people just insist on doing the right thing. Whether it's a victorious army or a defeated soldier returning home, they are all our own sons and daughters. We celebrate the victors and comfort the defeated. Is there anything wrong with that? "

"There's nothing wrong with it, it's just..."

"It's nothing to say, but as long as it's me, Guan Zhong Erlang, it's my family. I don't ask their names, and they don't have to give me anything in return. Prepare some drinks, meals, dances, and songs for them to let them know about Guan Zhong's elders. , without forgetting them.

After drinking, eating, and watching songs and dances, you can do whatever you need to do, at least you won’t feel wronged, and you won’t think that you’re fighting a bloody battle in the frontier for nothing. "

"Qibi He Lide came back victorious, you didn't prepare a long table banquet, you didn't prepare a song and dance to answer."

Yunchu checked all the teeth of the bay red horse, but found no shredded meat embedded in them, so he closed the horse's mouth and said, "General Qibi Heli has won the battle, has a princess to marry, and Tiele City under Ganzhou can live , and there are fat pastures under the Yinshan Mountains where cattle and sheep can be raised.

It is not necessary for us ordinary people to sing and dance for it, and respond to it, because they are already happy in their hearts. "

"Qibi Heli didn't think that way. He was drunk and cried about it, and complained to His Majesty that since he was already a courtier of the Tang Dynasty, he had no other intentions in this life. Yunchu, Qibi Heli is different. "

Yun Chu sneered and said: "The generals are very powerful, as long as you order a certain market at random, and pay some money, you can throw a lively celebration banquet anytime, anywhere, why bother Jinchang?" Fang came out."

Zheng Rentai frowned and said, "If you only held a long table banquet in Jinchangfang, it would be fine. You can do what you said, but unfortunately, the old man and others found out that the army's robes only recognize you in Jinchangfang." When the banquet is the first, if you want other cities to do what Jinchangfang does, it will become a scandal.

And the soldiers who came back triumphantly thought they were inferior when they found that there was no long table banquet in Jinchangfang. "

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I don't want to leave a stain on the long-table banquet in Jinchang Fang, think about how few barbarians surrendered to my Tang Dynasty and rebelled these years?

General Cheng is still on the Gobi in the Western Regions, playing the game of eagle and chicken with the rebellious Ashina Helu.

Although the long-table banquet in Jinchangfang was simple and crude, none of the food was prepared for those traitors who might rebel.

The two great generals, the long table banquet started from the common people, and all the contributions on the long table are the hearts of the common people. The reason why the army's robes care about the long table banquet in Jinchangfang is to enjoy the hearts of the fathers and villagers, not What wine and rice.

A certain family heard that an emperor once had a golden cup inlaid with various gemstones, which was very luxurious. Whenever a courtier made a great contribution to the country, the emperor filled the golden cup with fine wine as a reward.

Later, all the courtiers would rather give up a thousand gold rewards, and drink the wine from the golden cup as an honor.

Later, the emperor suffered from hemorrhoids, and it was said that someone needed someone to lick the hemorrhoids sincerely to relieve the pain. There was a flattering minister who took the initiative to suck the carbuncle and lick the hemorrhoids for the emperor.

The emperor's sickness was relieved, and with nothing to pay, he even allowed this man who sucked carbuncles and hemorrhoids to drink from a golden cup.

Since then, no loyal person has been willing to drink from this golden cup.

Right now, Yunchu thinks that the long-table feast in Jinchang Fang is a golden cup from our Tang Dynasty, and Yun will never allow this golden cup to be stained with any dirt. "

Hearing the words, Su Dingfang and Zheng Rentai looked at each other, and shook their heads at each other. Su Dingfang said again: "It seems that the old man and Zheng Gong are too easy to talk to, why don't we let Liang Jianfang talk to you."

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "The Duke of Yanmen County is here, the boy will only say that from now on, the long-table banquet in Jinchang Fang will stop here, so as not to incur unnecessary crimes on the residents.

It's ridiculous to say that when I waited to support my Tang army, something went wrong with my support. It seems that we are really unnecessary. "

After all, no matter how ugly the faces of the two great generals were, Yun Chu led the wet claret horse out of the pool, let it stand under the sun to shake its fur and shake off the water.

Zheng Rentai looked at Yun Chu who was standing in the sun, and the bay red horse which was shaking wildly, and sighed: "I think what he said is right, there are too many traitors from the barbarians these years."

Su Dingfang glanced at Zheng Rentai and said, "Is there no one in Tang who betrayed? He is deceiving you and me so we can talk.

Besides, what qualifications does he have, as a mere village head, to criticize me as a general of the Great Tang Dynasty? Is it true that he has accumulated more than two years and held seven long table banquets? "

Zheng Rentai laughed and said: "That's true, it's strange to say that the soldiers have already started to think about the delicacies on the long table banquet in Jinchang Fang before they go to war, it's really weird.

The old man has lived for more than sixty years, and this is the only strange thing I have ever seen in my life. "

Su Dingfang looked at the blue sky and smiled wryly: "It turns out that people's hearts can really be manipulated..."

Yun Chu, who had finally cleaned up the bay red horse, now had to face the trampled corpse of a broken horse.

Prince Jin Guang had one eye blacked out by Yun Chu, so he couldn't see anyone, and his guards couldn't beat Yun Chu, so they left in a hurry.

As for Cui Xuanli, he even ran away without a trace. Therefore, the task of disposing of the dead horse fell into Yunchu's hands.

The corpse of the dead horse must be eradicated by himself. This is the punishment given by his teacher Li Yifu to help him solve the matter on the face of the Imperial Academy officials.

(End of this chapter)