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Chapter 205 The World’s Best Gourmet Club (2)

A tour group of 620 people was trapped in the carnival for twelve hours.

This is the effect that Yunchu wanted in Jinchangfang.

Only a carnival can make people forget the long time, and only a carnival can make these people who live a frugal life a rare generosity, because happiness is a priceless treasure.

However, anyone who enters Jinchangfang, no matter how beautiful the beauties on the stage, how enchanting the dance is, or how delightful jugglers are, unless they have already finished their meal because they came early, otherwise, their first The first choice is always - the big canteen.

September is the most abundant food in the society of Tang Dynasty. At this time, the autumn grain has been put into the bag, and the food that should be stored has been stored. In addition, in the past spring and summer, the weather in Chang'an was good, so I am willing to spend an extra two hundred There are still many people who come to Jinchangfang to open their eyes with money.

These people have never seen the so-called stunning beauties before, and now there are stunning beauties wearing few and thin clothes, singing, dancing, and sword dancing on the stage, some soft-boned beauties can even put their heads on their buttocks, Put yourself in a bucket...

There is a fat orchid who can dance on a small table, spinning and jumping like a crazy lamb, but it is such a fat lamb, no matter how violent the jumping is, Always stand firmly on the table without falling off.

Watching barbarians dancing is something that everyone can't understand, especially those in Jinchangfang who have just escaped basic poverty. We just want to see when this orchid in a small skirt with legs exposed falls from under the table. Outside, so that less calf is exposed.

Every time they almost fell off, people would exclaim, and when they finally fell off, everyone expressed regret in unison.

Yes, that Orchid fell up as everyone wished, whether she showed her legs or not, but her chest was white and greasy, which made people dazzled.

That's it, before getting up, he held his hip that seemed to be hurting from the fall, and told all the audience in stammering Chinese dialect that the reason for the fall was entirely because of the restraint of clothes. Last time, he prepared too much. Put on some clothes, come out and continue to dance for Xiaojia to see.

If you fall down again at this time, please Xiaojia cover your eyes, don't want to see your embarrassed appearance...

The man on the swing was dressed neatly, but people soon discovered the similarities. Before the swing was lowered a few times, the beauty’s skin would be shed. As the swing lowered, there would always be no A garment as thin as onion's wings fell from the sky.

Curious people raised their heads and stared at this enchanting dancer with blinking eyes, for fear of missing some details.

As a result, before a piece of clothing under the dancer fell off, the dancer's two bare arms were exposed inside. Just when people continued to expect your clothes to continue to fall off, the swing set stopped abruptly.

However, a big man standing under the swing frame secretly said to the audience behind him: "Tomorrow, the clothes prepared by your wife will be gone..."

At the beginning of Yun, Pei Xingjian watched the two performances with great interest, and felt that they were very good. They were all good shows that were colorful but vulgar, and vulgar but flattering.

Very good dances such as "Caiwei" and "Southern Wind" take a long time to move, and the movement is still hot. It is beautiful, even the music next to it is good, and it takes a long time to play.

Such a good thing is suitable to appear on the occasion of the carnival of the whole people. The real good program is what the common people like to hear and see.

We just look at the beauty as if she moves her belly and reveals her belly button, or through the narrow sleeves of the beauty, you can see half of the jade bowl with bumps.

Qiuniang obviously knows what is the spirit of small entertainment, so today, you ordered a white mole the size of a soybean on the corner of your mouth.

It's strange, before you clicked the mole, your voice became slightly hoarse, and you pointed out to Yunchu the performance of the two beauties, Hu and Han, with a professional spirit.

"Fang Yuan is too stupid, Eleven Niang is too stupid, Hu Ji's Hu Xuan dance is very good, everyone knows, today, it is important whether you dance Hu Xuan well, the important thing is to make others willing Throw the bamboo chip out of your bamboo basket.

That's a real money deal, it's a dance and a take away.

Orchids have small breasts, so you have to show some of them, even if you show one when you fall down, but you stupidly wrapped yourself up tightly, wasting a good opportunity for hundreds of people to watch, so mad, I will beat you with a whip when I go back.

Eleven Niang has no breasts, you have to show your back, what kind of temptation is it to tear clothes one by one?The people watching there are the young masters outside the Jiaofang, and they all have to pretend to be elegant. Laity people like to watch vulgar things, and they have already seduced the people outside. Just look at your shoulders and you're done?
Go back and pump you. "

The red lips were constantly moving, and there was a white mole trembling brightly under the side. The dead man just said a word, and made Yun Chu and Pei Xingjian bend over and run away.

"Tsk tsk, that's the real profession." Pei Xingjian said with sincere emotion as I straightened up.

"Unfortunately, Brother Wenrou is there. If I were there, I would regret bringing my wife to Di Renjie to play."

Yunchu is also very emotional. Xiaotang's brothel teaching business started from Guan Zhongwo to now, it has been [-] years. It has been developed by several generations of beauty lovers, and it has long surpassed what Yunchu has seen. , the clubhouse of the time before Xiao Tang was [-] years old.

"Brother, you're in Xi'an..." As soon as he opened his mouth, people became interested.

Yun Chu looked at Pei Xingjian and said, "Hey, you're getting married tomorrow, it's abnormal to bear it, why does he have to work so hard?"

"It's better to be fair about that kind of thing. A letter from my hometown in Bingzhou said that my mother was suffering from typhoid fever. The eldest lady of the Wang family has been serving her for two months with her clothes off. She is a really good girl.

He is a good girl, so you and my mother have to be a good daughter. "

Yun Chu nodded, it seemed that he was pursuing fairness, it was that guy's occasional pursuit, and it was strange to do that kind of thing.

Di Renjie was overcrowded with people everywhere, and the polo field was full of cheers.

Before the two hurried over, they discovered that a group of men from the Jiaofang Division were playing polo.

Yun Chu glanced at it, and dragged away Naha, who was standing on the sidelines and shouting loudly... The group of dead men relied on their equestrian skills, and each of them was willing to put their buttocks under the saddle, but each of them pouted. With the buttocks that have become very small due to long riding time, just look at the hoarse people watching polo in the audience, and you will know that except for Naha, who is a serious polo watcher, the rest are going to Look at other people's ass.

"You used to play polo like that too!" Passing by a stall selling candied haws, Naha casually pulled out eight sticks from under the straw bales, and gave one to each of Yunchu and Fang Yuanliang.

Yun Chu stared at the candied haws in a daze for a moment, then grabbed Naha by the collar and lifted you up and shouted angrily, "He's leaving your study again?"

While biting the red fruit candied haws without any fear, Naha said to Yunchu, "Mother 74, your father broke his leg when he was working at the Guangfufang construction site, and your brother went to the Guangfufang construction site to move bricks. , your brother hurt his hand again, there is a way to move bricks.

He asked Bafei to teach you how to make candied haws. What did he let your family eat? "

Yun Chu said angrily: "Except for you, Brother Ni, the sky is full of poor people, right? You are the only one who is poor, isn't it?"

Naha bit another candied haws and said, "He's drunk, and he's still yelling about in our yard—you're born to be useless, and you'll come back after all your money is gone! You're so small, you just learned from him." of."

Yun Chu had something to say, and checked Nahasai out of Yuan Liang's arms, saying, "Give it to him."

Pei Xingjian hugged Naha in surprise and smiled, "Is what he said true? If so, that girl will become your sister."

Naha kicked her legs, slipped up from Pei Xingjian's arms, took a few steps slowly, grabbed Yunchu's hand and said, "Your brother is short of money! If you are short of money, you can earn it back."

Seeing my sister's small eyes blinking, even though you are telling the truth, Yunchu still wants to know who gave you the confidence to say that.

Back at the door of the house, the brothers and sisters found that there was a door god holding a small halberd behind the door.

Yunchu got down and said: "Brother Shouyue, I'm going to watch the singing and dancing together, why did you come to your house to guard the gate?"

Fang Yuanliang pulled a donkey's face and said: "Talk more nonsense, you have a fight, the winner will have a food party next year, and the loser will challenge the winner next year, and bet on the venue of the food party."

Yun Chu smiled wryly, "That's reasonable, right?"

Jinchangfang said: "Reason is reserved for literati. He and you are all warriors on the battlefield. If you are like this, you can speak with a weapon. If you win, you will be upright, and if you lose, I will be upright. That is what a woman's little husband does."

Yunchu generously pushed away the little halberd that was already slapping his face slowly, and said in deep pain: "Brother Shouyue, he can really study with Liang Gong again, you are the same as us, both of you are retired soldiers , a new generation of fierce generals with both civil and military skills, is completely different from those of us who came out of the grass.

If you can always occupy a courtesy, you can use it to death. "

Jinchangfang laughed hotly and said: "Okay, you guys are reasonable, first he will tell you about how he used a whip to peel off Gongsun's robe in front of you."

After finishing speaking, he waited for Yunchu to reply, then pointed to Fang Yuanliang and said, "After you and Yunchu's little battle is over, then you will have a life-and-death showdown with that shameful bastard!"

It was like Yunchu faced Fang Yuanliang's challenge, and he didn't have any intention of fighting against him. Fang Yuanliang, who was already fat, dared to fight Jinchangfang, it was pure courting death.

That's right, I also love me, that's the trick designed by that dog day in Jinchangfang, and it's the reason why I want to give Yunchu my love.

Yun Chu sighed and said, "Even if he is asked to do it, to organize it, does he know how to organize it, how to arrange it, how to publicize it, and how to distribute the profits?"

Jinchangfang smiled and said: "If you beat him, you will naturally understand everything."

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