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Chapter 209 The World's No. 6 Gourmet Conference ([-])

The emperor was seduced by Li Ji, and has nothing to do with him, Ji Wang Li Shen!

This was the news that made Li Shen the happiest after learning that the emperor was coming, not to mention, he watched the emperor enter Jinchangfang surrounded by a large group of generals.

And he, Li Shen, didn't know anything, he came here today to be Yun Chu's guest of honor, and he could let all the guests see that Li Shen was at Yun's house and not watching the fun.

When they returned to Yun’s house, the bride had already stepped over the brazier, crossed the saddle, worshiped the heaven and the earth, worshiped the heaven and the earth again, and finally the husband and wife worshiped each other. Form two small braids and present them to the bridegroom and the bride. The name is - knotting hair.

The bride has been supported by a group of women to the new house and enthroned on the bed, while the groom needs to stay and have a feast with the guests.

Li Shen, who was far more lively than usual, jumped onto a table, held up the wine bowl and said: "The family is also called a virtuous family, and the festive atmosphere will open up a feast, and the two jades will unite the splendor to praise the beautiful family. The girl is as beautiful as a colorful cloud, but Lang is gentle and self-satisfied. He is afraid that he will be congratulated first, and the soup and cakes are about next year.

Come, gentlemen, drink to win! "

Although the status of the guests from the Yun family was very low, completely inconsistent with the status of Prince Li Shen, however, within a mile away from the Yun family, there was a group of the most distinguished people in the world.

Although these people didn't come for the wedding, they were most in line with Li Shen's wishes at this time. The emperor was having fun, and he was the guest of honor. Although they were not together, Li Shen felt extremely satisfied.

The cheers of the crowd finally awakened Pei Xingjian. He slowly opened his eyes, and couldn't help but hugged his head that was so painful that it seemed to be splitting open.

After moaning a few times, he saw Gongsun coming over with a kettle in his hands, pinched his mouth open, and poured clear water into his mouth like watering flowers. Shui said to Gongsun, "Why are you?"

Gongsun saluted Pei Xingjian uprightly and said: "Yes, yes, the little girl is just a singer, not worthy of serving the county magistrate, so I will resign."

Pei Xingjian held his head and said, "You know I don't mean to dislike you."

Gongsun said with a smile: "On the bed, I really don't feel Pei Langjun's contempt, but after the wind and rain have stopped, Pei Langjun always has a little dissatisfaction in his heart, and I know this."

Pei Xingjian frowned and said, "If you were the daughter of a good family, I would have married you in long ago."

Gongsun laughed miserably, and saluted Pei Xingjian: "I will retire."

After that, she left with the teapot in her arms. She felt that this was the last time she would meet Pei Xingjian.

Just last night, I still threw myself on him, crying, cursing, beating, and imagining that this heartless man could treat her better, but now it seems that it is all my fantasy.

Pei Xingjian shook his head vigorously, thought for a while, and realized that he had fallen into Yunchu's trick.

I want to turn over from the bed, but I feel that there is no pain in my whole body, even the meridians seem to be rusted, and if I move a little more, my whole body is throbbing with pain.

As an expert, Pei Xingjian knew that he should take small steps at this time, and wait for the meridians to activate before returning to the original state.

He called several names of his followers, but no one responded.

Pei Xingjian struggled to get out of bed, found a urinal and solved it quickly, resisting the severe pain from the back of his head, and walked to the door step by step, glanced at the bronze mirror as he passed by, and was immediately caught by him. I was startled by the tragic situation at that time, my eye sockets were sunken, my face was blue, and my eyes were yellow.

Struggling to get to the edge of the well, he fetched a bucket of water from the well, poured it all into a large wooden basin, and then stuck his head in it.

The well water in September was icy cold. Pei Xingjian insisted on soaking his head in the water until his mind gradually cleared up. Then he raised his head and shook off the water drops from his hair. Pei Xingjian shouted: "Yunchu dog thief——"

Seeing the plump orchid fell from the low table, and tore off her jacket, revealing a big snow-white bear, Li Zhi was stunned. It wasn't until the orchid fled in embarrassment with the bear in her arms that Li Zhi said to Li Yifu: "This folk dance is quite interesting."

Li Yifu smiled and said: "Your Majesty is right, the yolk will always flow out if the egg is broken."

"Hahaha" Li Yifu's answer made Li Zhilong very happy.

Li Ji, Su Dingfang, and Zheng Rentai couldn't do this kind of slapstick thing that didn't even need face, but Liang Jianfang who could do it was a bastard. , This woman is really coquettish and other stupid words, there is no ability to turn decay into magic.

Let him say one more thing, this old bastard is going to beat the drums for the emperor and present a song "Men'er Xing".

If this continues, the efforts of his group of people will become a foil for this treacherous minister.

However, not far away, there are more civil servants still watching, especially Yuan Tiancheng, the left servant of the household department, holding a huge basket of bamboo chips in his arms, waiting for the emperor's call at any time.

"Let the old man find Yunchu and Di Renjie."

Li Ji was sitting on a stool. Due to his status, he couldn't communicate with the emperor, a young man of his generation.

Back then, when Emperor Taizong was still there, a group of old brothers were drinking and singing, and there was no such thing as Panheng Qinglou Jiaofang. Emperor Taizong was an unobtrusive hero, with his black chest hair open and his chest hugging him on the left and right. The singer, eating meat with big mouthfuls and drinking in big bowls, would dance lightly surrounded by these beasts when she got excited.

Looking back on the past, Li Ji couldn't help feeling sad, but whenever Taizong was around, he wouldn't be so bothered, he only needed to go to battle and kill the enemy, and he didn't care about his back, let alone those gossips.

"Go and get Yun Chu to this old man, even if he's already entered the bridal chamber, get him out."

This was already the second time Li Ji asked to summon Yun Chu out in a quarter of an hour.

After a short time, Yunchu, Di Renjie, and Wenrou arrived hand in hand. Li Ji pulled Yunchu past him, pointed at Li Yifu who was whispering to the emperor, and said, "Drive that annoying ghost away."

Yun Chu is angry now when he sees Li Yi's mansion, it's this bastard who played in court after he sold the bones to the Imperial Medical Office, saying that he wants to make all the corrupt officials in the world into bones and sell them to the Imperial Medical Office or the medical clinic.

That is to say, this scene was right, and it caused me to become an existence that gods and ghosts hate in the officialdom of the Tang Dynasty, and was called a cruel official by those who cared.

Since he is not benevolent, Yun Chu will naturally not let him take all the good things.

Under the anxious eyes of Liang Jianfang and others, Yun Chu came to Wu Mei who came out with the curtain fence and asked, "How is Zhaoyi?"

Wu Mei looked at Yun Chu through the curtain and said, "Stop thinking about your ghosts, those old generals are like resentful women, those who are far away will be inferior and those who are close will complain. You don't want me to help you."

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "I just haven't seen Prince Hong for a long time, I miss him a little, and I don't want to get close to His Majesty, and His Majesty doesn't seem to like me, and I get scolded every time I meet."

Wu Mei snorted twice and said: "How many people are there who can be reprimanded by His Majesty and still get out of the way?

This is your blessing, not your reason to resent Your Majesty. "

Yun Chu frowned and said: "Your Majesty also understands that His Majesty scolds His Majesty out of love, but it's better to do more things to make His Majesty happy, and to suffer less scolding, wouldn't it be better?"

Just when all the generals hated Yun Chu for not showing off his talents in front of His Majesty, and drawing His Majesty's attention to them, it was extremely rude to talk to His Majesty's concubine at the risk of shame.

Only Li Ji and Su Dingfang set their eyes on Wu Mei for the first time, and they showed the meaning of contemplation.

Soon, Li Zhi's eyes began to drift toward Yunchu and Wu Mei, especially when he saw that Wu Mei and Yunchu seemed to be talking happily, he walked over and looked at Yunchu and said, "Don't be too polite, I This time it's an unannounced visit by the white dragon fish suit."

Yunchu looked around and found that there was a radius of ten feet around Li Zhi, and there was not a single commoner in sight, even those who were ten feet away did not look like ordinary people.

Seeing Yunchu looking around, Li Zhi smiled and said, "Don't ruin your business, keep singing and dancing, I still want to watch."

Yun Chu smiled and said: "After another hour, the most beautiful song and dance will start. At that time, thousands of people, tens of thousands of people will dance together, which can be called earth-shattering. Is Your Majesty interested in dancing among the crowd?"

Li Zhi nodded and said: "That's good, I'm afraid that all the ministers will disagree."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "Duke Ying is on the left, Duke Yanmen is on the right, ministers are in the front, Your Majesty is in the middle, and Duke Zheng will cut off the rear for His Majesty. They are all heroes who have fought among thousands of troops for many years. They are protected by us." In this way, Your Majesty can appreciate the carnival of the common people."

Before Yunchu could finish speaking, Liang Jianfang said contemptuously: "You are telling the truth when you say that Yinggong, Zhenggong, and the old man are heroes among thousands of troops for many years, but you don't need to add it to the truth, just like a good man. A disgusting person like mouse droppings suddenly appeared in the white rice.

When I was outside the city of Kucha, I didn’t see you galloping in the Turkic army, but I saw you being chased and killed by the Turkic people with nowhere to go, and you were shot like a hedgehog by their bows and arrows.

If the old man hadn't sent someone to take action, you would have died long ago, and it's your turn to speak out here. "

Yun Chuba clicked his mouth and remained silent. He swore in his heart that if he helped this idiot again in the future, he would kill him head-on.

If it is obviously carried by people in sedan chairs, Yinggong and Zhenggong have never galloped in the army. They are all commanders. They don't go to the front line. Only you, an old killer, don't know how to command the army. He was sent to the Death Squad to fight for his life in the chaos.

Li Zhi was obviously about to die laughing, if it wasn't for Wu Mei supporting him, he would have rolled all over the floor.

Li Ji was very satisfied with Yunchu's attack, and he rolled his eyes a little. Those veterans who were very familiar with the formation of troops just changed their positions randomly. When Li Yifu understood, he found that he was already outside the crowd. Even so, there were still more people coming to him.

In just a split second, Li Yi's mansion was already ten feet away from the emperor, standing with those Jin Wuwei and Wuwei's minions.

The swing frame flew up to the sky with a whizzing sound from the emperor's eyes. Everyone raised their heads to watch, a gleam of flesh disappeared in an instant, Wu Mei lowered her head and poohed, which made Li Zhi laugh even louder.

Qiuniang, who had realized that the scene was wrong, decisively tore off the obscene pants of Shiqiniang who was swinging on the swing, leaving only the loincloth. If Shiqiniang hadn't tried her best to protect her, she wouldn't even be able to keep this piece of cloth.

That's it, Qiuniang chased her out and shouted anxiously.

"Take it off, take it off, take it off this time, and you will have to take it off countless times in the future. Why don't you understand, you damn girl...Take it off."

Maybe it was Qiuniang's words that made a difference, Shi Qiniang swung the swing almost to the level of the crossbar. At this time, it is not so much that she is swinging, it is better to say that this little woman is already desperately trying.

The colorful clothes on her body fell off one by one, and finally, with a sudden heart attack, even the obscene clothes were torn off. With her upper body naked, when the swing reached the highest point, she jumped down with her arms outstretched, and then rolled in the air. In the end, like a mermaid, he plunged headlong into the deep-water wooden barrel with a diameter of only two meters, without splashing much water.

"Good! Reward!" Li Zhi applauded loudly. It was the first time he had seen such a wild and beautiful juggling.

The left servant of the household department quickly came over with a basket full of bamboo chips. Li Zhi didn't even look at it. Immediately filled the baskets.

When Li Zhi's group left, Qiuniang jumped up and down to the big water bucket, climbed up the wall of the bucket and looked at the pale Seventeenth Niang, and said, "Fuck it, fuck it, your jump is worth a thousand bucks!" , the rewards are countless, come again twice, this time the top oiran is none other than you."

Seventeen Niang stretched out her trembling hand, grabbed Qiu Niang's clothes and said, "I hit the bucket, my leg may be broken..."

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