Chinese dining table
Chapter 285 There is no airtight wall in the world
Yunchu likes the appearance of Chang'an after being washed by the rain the most. This kind of Chang'an is like a girl who has just been bathed, with freshness everywhere.
It's just that the Big Wild Goose Pagoda looks very masculine and spoils the overall scenery.
A heavy rain did not drive away the extreme heat in Chang'an, on the contrary, it became even hotter here.
In hot flashes, the food spoils too quickly, and no one wants to run around in such weather for a bite to eat, so Yunchu ordered the closure of the big cafeteria and Jinchang Fang, and everyone stays in a quiet home enjoy the cool air.
At the same time, Liu Yi specially issued another prohibition, that is, sleeping naked on the roof of the house is not allowed.
Unmoved, Li Honglei came to Jinchangfang again. After being stripped naked by Yunchu, he was thrown into the ditch to practice the great skill of floating dead pigs with a large group of children in the ditch.
The so-called floating dead pig is lying flat in the canal, without moving, the water will carry people away along the canal. On such a hot day, there is no way to cool off like a floating dead pig.
The majestic Prince of the Tang Dynasty spent a whole day in the canal of Jinchangfang in order to practice the skills of floating dead pigs.
When he left, his whole body was dark, but he could also see a little bit of toughness from this guy.
There is no way not to be tough. When a large group of children lined up to lie down in the ditch and enjoy the rush of the water, no matter how timid Li Hong was, he could only grit his teeth and go into the water under the worried eyes of a group of guards. lie down.
After a few more times, the courage will naturally become bigger.
This was Yunchu's revenge for Li Zhi's fine and defrauding him of money.
Naha was lying in a huge bathtub, moaning and moaning. She felt that soaking in cold water in the bathtub to relieve the heat was too different from floating a dead pig in the ditch.
Fortunately, she finally has some differences between men and women now, so she is reluctant to float dead pigs in the ditch.
Yu Xiurong hugged the fat girl and sat in another tub. She was about to give birth, her body was bloated, and she was even more afraid of the heat.
Everyone in the family is eager to peel off their skins to cool off for a while.
The old monkey sat leisurely on a deck chair, gently shaking the cattail fan.
"His Majesty gave Master Xuanzang five hundred catties of gunpowder."
Hearing what the old monkey said, Yun Chu nodded. With this reason, the gunpowder that flowed out of his hand finally had a good explanation.
"However, His Majesty made it clear that he does not want to hear the explosion of these gunpowder in the Tang Dynasty."
Yun Chu nodded again, and such a restriction is necessary.
"Your Majesty secretly captured almost all the Fei You who knew how to make puppet shows in the Tang Dynasty, and now these Fei You who know how to configure gunpowder are all working in the gunpowder workshop."
Yunchu sighed and said, "I know that many Yaofa puppet actors in Wannian County have disappeared.
I also know that this may be done by the emperor, but it is beyond my expectation that these people can survive. "
"It is estimated that for a long, long period of time, gunpowder will be kept in the royal secret. Although no one seems to be asking about the Xianyang Bridge bombing, in fact, I heard secretly that a group of extremely capable people are still secretly investigating it.
Therefore, if you feel that the hands and tails there have not been cleaned up, clean them up early, and don't regret it later when things come to an end. "
"Are you leaving again?"
"Well, I'm leaving, this time I have gunpowder in my hand, and I just took the opportunity to open up the corridor in Hexi.
It is also necessary to leave enough Buddhist imprints there. "
"How to stay?"
"Chiseling a Buddhist cave."
"Where does the money come from?"
"Merchants from the Western Regions, and merchants going to the Western Regions."
"So, are you going to tie Buddhism and merchants firmly together?"
"Yes, in the past, Buddhism relied on those in power, and we always thought that we could make Buddhism flourish as long as we persuaded those in power.
However, even if we can make the emperor believe in Buddhism, so much so that he becomes a monk himself, Buddhism has not flourished, but Buddhism has become a disaster that those in power can't avoid.
The 480 temples in the Southern Dynasty, how many surviving people are there now?
The efforts of Buddhism time and time again have come to naught.
This time, the old man is going to try merchants to see if these people who have been traveling all year round need the blessing of Buddha. "
Yun Chu sighed and said: "If you dare to bind Xiangji Kitchen with merchants, I can predict that you will definitely suffer the most violent and ruthless blow from the imperial power."
The old monkey smiled and said, "Buddha is everywhere. You can see Buddha in the water, and you can see Buddha in the soil. You can see Buddha when you are alive, and you can see Buddha after death.
So Buddha is everywhere. "
Yun Chu was speechless. People with faith are not afraid of life and death. Even if they are limited for a while, if the timeline is extended, they will still live well. But the eyes of the old monkeys, Xuanzang and the others are very In the long run, when arranging something, at least 500 years are used as a judgment time.
It has become the unswerving goal of their faction to go far away to the Western Regions for Faxiang Weizhizong, and it is impossible to give up just because they encounter some obstacles.
That is because Xuanzang gave up going south and expanding eastward, the Buddhist sects in the Tang Dynasty gave up some prejudices, stopped harassing them, and even provided a lot of help within their ability when they went west.
What the old monkey is doing at this time is what they call "hollowing out the Western Regions", which means holding a hammer and a chisel and marching westward little by little, and finally walk into the hearts of every Western Regions person.
All seem to be on to something great.
Li Zhi is ready to be the king of the world.
Wu Mei is ready to be a queen.
Li Ji made great preparations to destroy Goguryeo, Silla, and Baekje.
Now, the old monkey has to take the hammer and chisel to dig the Western Regions again.
So, this is a very great era.
"Whoever abandons me, don't let the day of yesterday stay, and whoever messes with my heart, today is so worrying..."
Sitting in the sweltering government office, Yun Chu patted the table with his hands, and unconsciously sang a famous line through the ages.
Wen Rou, who was looking for the document, stopped, looked at Yun Chu and said, "Keep singing, I just heard something."
Yun Chu spread his hands and said, "It's gone."
Gentle and regretful sighed: "I always feel that such a good sentence should not come out of your mouth."
"Why, because of the secret casting of the Pearl?"
"Yeah, who's to say it's not? Some people are born with the ability to speak well, and some people study hard all their lives and write until they die, but they can't come up with a good thing. You just come up with a sentence every now and then. It really makes people sigh. unfair."
Yun Chu nodded and said, "I also think God is quite unfair."
Seeing that Yunchu was holding a mat, Rou Rou asked in puzzlement, "Where are you going? The solar energy outside is roasting people to death."
Yun Chu said: "I'm going to sleep in the prison, and now, there is only one place where people can sleep peacefully."
Hearing what Yunchu said, Rourou also quickly picked up a mat, and followed Yunchu to the Wannian County Prison.
After entering the Wannian County Prison, a gust of cool wind blows in. This is the wind blowing in from the vents of the prison. After being cooled by the cool prison, a very comfortable small environment is formed.
In the current Wannian County Prison, there are no prisoners, not a single one, and all the prisoners were beheaded at the beginning of spring.
It's not that Yunchu, the Wannian county magistrate, couldn't wait for the Autumn Judgment, but it was executed according to the order issued by the Ministry of Punishment.
According to the decree issued by the Ministry of Criminal Justice, those who can be killed must be killed, and those who can be killed may not be killed. Prisoners who do not meet the conditions for beheading but have caused bad effects are also included in the beheading list.
According to this order, Wannian County Facao accidentally killed all the criminals, leaving no one behind.
In Yunchu's own prison, he is naturally clear, to be honest, none of the prisoners in his prison is innocent.
The most minor crime was that they threw their children into the well and drowned because they had a grudge with their neighbors.
However, when it comes to the four words of treachery and evil, there is no prisoner who can match them. If there must be, it is Yunchu and Wenrou who just came in.
Yunchu really hated those guys in Wannian County who didn't think about things and ended up sending themselves to the guillotine.
One of the most notable characteristics of Guanzhong criminals is to kill people without understanding one thought.
If you owe money, you will kill people. If your wife is sleeping, you will kill people. If someone crosses the border and ordered a line of beans in the field, you will beat out his brains with a hoe. After committing a crime, you still don’t run away. A life for a life.
There was no other way, in the spring, Zhang Jia called four executioners who specialize in eating this bowl of rice, clicked, clicked, and within a stick of incense, they cut off eleven heads in one go at Dongshikou.
Then, Wannian County's prison for serious offenders was emptied.
This caused Yan Jiu, the prison chief, to complain a lot. There were no more prisoners in the cell. If he, the prison chief, wanted to drink a glass of wine and eat meat, no one would be willing to honor money.
Seeing the two Shangguans coming in, Yan Jiu sensiblely opened the doors of the two spotless prisons he had tidied up, and invited the two Shangguans to enter.
Yun Chu took a look, and found that the prison was indeed clean. The floor was covered with a thick layer of golden wheat straw, not to mention dry, but still very soft. It seemed that it had been crushed with a roller in advance.
Yunchu handed Yan Jiu a handful of money, and ordered: "Go and get some ice wine, and some delicious seasonal side dishes, and after an hour, we will make a can of tea for us, so we can drink it when we wake up."
Yan Jiu took the money and walked away with a smile.
Yun Chu yawned, spread the mat on the straw, took a bamboo pillow and stuffed it under his head, and quickly closed his eyes without blowing out the oil lamp.
The gentleness next door fell asleep faster than Yunchu.
This sleep was extremely comfortable, and I don't know how long it was. Yun Chu got up and found that the gentle next door was still sleeping soundly.
He wanted to push open the prison door to get out, but he didn't push it. When Yunchu was about to call Yanjiu to come over and open the door, a face glowing green under the light appeared in front of Yunchu's eyes.
"Bold Yunchu, are you convicted?"
Attachment: The next chapter will be released at 3:8 pm on the [-]th, you read it first, I will continue to write, the starting point of this book, welcome everyone to read on the Qidian app——
It's just that the Big Wild Goose Pagoda looks very masculine and spoils the overall scenery.
A heavy rain did not drive away the extreme heat in Chang'an, on the contrary, it became even hotter here.
In hot flashes, the food spoils too quickly, and no one wants to run around in such weather for a bite to eat, so Yunchu ordered the closure of the big cafeteria and Jinchang Fang, and everyone stays in a quiet home enjoy the cool air.
At the same time, Liu Yi specially issued another prohibition, that is, sleeping naked on the roof of the house is not allowed.
Unmoved, Li Honglei came to Jinchangfang again. After being stripped naked by Yunchu, he was thrown into the ditch to practice the great skill of floating dead pigs with a large group of children in the ditch.
The so-called floating dead pig is lying flat in the canal, without moving, the water will carry people away along the canal. On such a hot day, there is no way to cool off like a floating dead pig.
The majestic Prince of the Tang Dynasty spent a whole day in the canal of Jinchangfang in order to practice the skills of floating dead pigs.
When he left, his whole body was dark, but he could also see a little bit of toughness from this guy.
There is no way not to be tough. When a large group of children lined up to lie down in the ditch and enjoy the rush of the water, no matter how timid Li Hong was, he could only grit his teeth and go into the water under the worried eyes of a group of guards. lie down.
After a few more times, the courage will naturally become bigger.
This was Yunchu's revenge for Li Zhi's fine and defrauding him of money.
Naha was lying in a huge bathtub, moaning and moaning. She felt that soaking in cold water in the bathtub to relieve the heat was too different from floating a dead pig in the ditch.
Fortunately, she finally has some differences between men and women now, so she is reluctant to float dead pigs in the ditch.
Yu Xiurong hugged the fat girl and sat in another tub. She was about to give birth, her body was bloated, and she was even more afraid of the heat.
Everyone in the family is eager to peel off their skins to cool off for a while.
The old monkey sat leisurely on a deck chair, gently shaking the cattail fan.
"His Majesty gave Master Xuanzang five hundred catties of gunpowder."
Hearing what the old monkey said, Yun Chu nodded. With this reason, the gunpowder that flowed out of his hand finally had a good explanation.
"However, His Majesty made it clear that he does not want to hear the explosion of these gunpowder in the Tang Dynasty."
Yun Chu nodded again, and such a restriction is necessary.
"Your Majesty secretly captured almost all the Fei You who knew how to make puppet shows in the Tang Dynasty, and now these Fei You who know how to configure gunpowder are all working in the gunpowder workshop."
Yunchu sighed and said, "I know that many Yaofa puppet actors in Wannian County have disappeared.
I also know that this may be done by the emperor, but it is beyond my expectation that these people can survive. "
"It is estimated that for a long, long period of time, gunpowder will be kept in the royal secret. Although no one seems to be asking about the Xianyang Bridge bombing, in fact, I heard secretly that a group of extremely capable people are still secretly investigating it.
Therefore, if you feel that the hands and tails there have not been cleaned up, clean them up early, and don't regret it later when things come to an end. "
"Are you leaving again?"
"Well, I'm leaving, this time I have gunpowder in my hand, and I just took the opportunity to open up the corridor in Hexi.
It is also necessary to leave enough Buddhist imprints there. "
"How to stay?"
"Chiseling a Buddhist cave."
"Where does the money come from?"
"Merchants from the Western Regions, and merchants going to the Western Regions."
"So, are you going to tie Buddhism and merchants firmly together?"
"Yes, in the past, Buddhism relied on those in power, and we always thought that we could make Buddhism flourish as long as we persuaded those in power.
However, even if we can make the emperor believe in Buddhism, so much so that he becomes a monk himself, Buddhism has not flourished, but Buddhism has become a disaster that those in power can't avoid.
The 480 temples in the Southern Dynasty, how many surviving people are there now?
The efforts of Buddhism time and time again have come to naught.
This time, the old man is going to try merchants to see if these people who have been traveling all year round need the blessing of Buddha. "
Yun Chu sighed and said: "If you dare to bind Xiangji Kitchen with merchants, I can predict that you will definitely suffer the most violent and ruthless blow from the imperial power."
The old monkey smiled and said, "Buddha is everywhere. You can see Buddha in the water, and you can see Buddha in the soil. You can see Buddha when you are alive, and you can see Buddha after death.
So Buddha is everywhere. "
Yun Chu was speechless. People with faith are not afraid of life and death. Even if they are limited for a while, if the timeline is extended, they will still live well. But the eyes of the old monkeys, Xuanzang and the others are very In the long run, when arranging something, at least 500 years are used as a judgment time.
It has become the unswerving goal of their faction to go far away to the Western Regions for Faxiang Weizhizong, and it is impossible to give up just because they encounter some obstacles.
That is because Xuanzang gave up going south and expanding eastward, the Buddhist sects in the Tang Dynasty gave up some prejudices, stopped harassing them, and even provided a lot of help within their ability when they went west.
What the old monkey is doing at this time is what they call "hollowing out the Western Regions", which means holding a hammer and a chisel and marching westward little by little, and finally walk into the hearts of every Western Regions person.
All seem to be on to something great.
Li Zhi is ready to be the king of the world.
Wu Mei is ready to be a queen.
Li Ji made great preparations to destroy Goguryeo, Silla, and Baekje.
Now, the old monkey has to take the hammer and chisel to dig the Western Regions again.
So, this is a very great era.
"Whoever abandons me, don't let the day of yesterday stay, and whoever messes with my heart, today is so worrying..."
Sitting in the sweltering government office, Yun Chu patted the table with his hands, and unconsciously sang a famous line through the ages.
Wen Rou, who was looking for the document, stopped, looked at Yun Chu and said, "Keep singing, I just heard something."
Yun Chu spread his hands and said, "It's gone."
Gentle and regretful sighed: "I always feel that such a good sentence should not come out of your mouth."
"Why, because of the secret casting of the Pearl?"
"Yeah, who's to say it's not? Some people are born with the ability to speak well, and some people study hard all their lives and write until they die, but they can't come up with a good thing. You just come up with a sentence every now and then. It really makes people sigh. unfair."
Yun Chu nodded and said, "I also think God is quite unfair."
Seeing that Yunchu was holding a mat, Rou Rou asked in puzzlement, "Where are you going? The solar energy outside is roasting people to death."
Yun Chu said: "I'm going to sleep in the prison, and now, there is only one place where people can sleep peacefully."
Hearing what Yunchu said, Rourou also quickly picked up a mat, and followed Yunchu to the Wannian County Prison.
After entering the Wannian County Prison, a gust of cool wind blows in. This is the wind blowing in from the vents of the prison. After being cooled by the cool prison, a very comfortable small environment is formed.
In the current Wannian County Prison, there are no prisoners, not a single one, and all the prisoners were beheaded at the beginning of spring.
It's not that Yunchu, the Wannian county magistrate, couldn't wait for the Autumn Judgment, but it was executed according to the order issued by the Ministry of Punishment.
According to the decree issued by the Ministry of Criminal Justice, those who can be killed must be killed, and those who can be killed may not be killed. Prisoners who do not meet the conditions for beheading but have caused bad effects are also included in the beheading list.
According to this order, Wannian County Facao accidentally killed all the criminals, leaving no one behind.
In Yunchu's own prison, he is naturally clear, to be honest, none of the prisoners in his prison is innocent.
The most minor crime was that they threw their children into the well and drowned because they had a grudge with their neighbors.
However, when it comes to the four words of treachery and evil, there is no prisoner who can match them. If there must be, it is Yunchu and Wenrou who just came in.
Yunchu really hated those guys in Wannian County who didn't think about things and ended up sending themselves to the guillotine.
One of the most notable characteristics of Guanzhong criminals is to kill people without understanding one thought.
If you owe money, you will kill people. If your wife is sleeping, you will kill people. If someone crosses the border and ordered a line of beans in the field, you will beat out his brains with a hoe. After committing a crime, you still don’t run away. A life for a life.
There was no other way, in the spring, Zhang Jia called four executioners who specialize in eating this bowl of rice, clicked, clicked, and within a stick of incense, they cut off eleven heads in one go at Dongshikou.
Then, Wannian County's prison for serious offenders was emptied.
This caused Yan Jiu, the prison chief, to complain a lot. There were no more prisoners in the cell. If he, the prison chief, wanted to drink a glass of wine and eat meat, no one would be willing to honor money.
Seeing the two Shangguans coming in, Yan Jiu sensiblely opened the doors of the two spotless prisons he had tidied up, and invited the two Shangguans to enter.
Yun Chu took a look, and found that the prison was indeed clean. The floor was covered with a thick layer of golden wheat straw, not to mention dry, but still very soft. It seemed that it had been crushed with a roller in advance.
Yunchu handed Yan Jiu a handful of money, and ordered: "Go and get some ice wine, and some delicious seasonal side dishes, and after an hour, we will make a can of tea for us, so we can drink it when we wake up."
Yan Jiu took the money and walked away with a smile.
Yun Chu yawned, spread the mat on the straw, took a bamboo pillow and stuffed it under his head, and quickly closed his eyes without blowing out the oil lamp.
The gentleness next door fell asleep faster than Yunchu.
This sleep was extremely comfortable, and I don't know how long it was. Yun Chu got up and found that the gentle next door was still sleeping soundly.
He wanted to push open the prison door to get out, but he didn't push it. When Yunchu was about to call Yanjiu to come over and open the door, a face glowing green under the light appeared in front of Yunchu's eyes.
"Bold Yunchu, are you convicted?"
Attachment: The next chapter will be released at 3:8 pm on the [-]th, you read it first, I will continue to write, the starting point of this book, welcome everyone to read on the Qidian app——
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