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To be honest, whether it is Yunchu, Di Renjie, or Wenrou, they all want to learn, but unfortunately their self-esteem does not allow them to do so, so they all shook their heads.

The matter of the bed itself is unfair to men, and women don't have long-term worries about it, so this matter has completely become a man's problem.

Nature is very worried about the extinction of the group it created, so it deliberately gives a great reward in the process of reproduction-pleasure.

Yunchu believed that without this sense of pleasure, human beings would have perished long before birth. After all, in the long barbaric era, relatively thin women and children without fighting power were nothing to strong men. Huge burden.

It is because of this that He Lanminzhi's words are very provocative and alluring to men.

I have to admit that He Lanminzhi, who no longer pretends to be Erjiazi, is indeed a very handsome man. Coupled with the nobility he has cultivated over the years and his inherently evil temperament, he is indeed a very handsome man. A wealthy young man from the Tang Dynasty.

"You didn't look like this before." Yun Chu asked suspiciously.

He Lanminzhi smiled and said: "A friend of mine told me that a scholar must be Hongyi. He also said that I have a long way to go and I can't mess around anymore. Hou Yun, the messy behavior in the past has caused you a lot of trouble. Please forgive me."

Yun Chu said angrily: "It would be great for you to become what you are now. As for ruining yourself?"

He Lanmin cupped his hands at the beginning of the guilty Chaoyun: "Ashamed, ashamed."

Gentle and serious, said: "The ancients once said that scholars should treat each other with admiration within three days, and it's not too late now."

Di Renjie also said: "That's true. Duke Zhou is in a high position. If there is a slight change, His Majesty and the Empress must be aware of it. There will be a heavy responsibility entrusted to him soon. A certain family is here to congratulate Duke Zhou for his bright future."

If these words were said in the past, He Lan Minzhi would only attract scolding, but today He Lan Minzhi seems to think that these are all good words, and with a smile, he accepted Di Renjie's congratulations openly.

While the four were talking and laughing, Dunzhu, a Tubo woman, broke into He Lanminzhi's room.

Seeing that Yun Chu was there, Dunzhu's smiling face immediately dropped, pointing at Yun Chu and chattering Tubo dialect to He Lanminzhi.

He Lanminzhi even responded to Dunzhu in Tubo dialect. Although his Tubo speech was stuttering, Dunzhu obviously understood, and stopped treating Yunchu viciously, lying down like a docile lamb. In He Lanminzhi's arms, looking at Yunchu and the three of them was full of boredom.

Without He Lanmin's explanation, the three of Yunchu knew that Miss Dunzhu must have disliked them for harming others.

When he was about to leave, He Lanminzhi said to Yunchu: "Yunhou, I want to settle this girl, and other things. If Yunhou is willing to help me, He Lanmin will definitely repay you a hundred times in the future." .”

Yun Chu looked at He Lanminzhi who was being licked by Miss Dunzhu, "It's none of my business."

After speaking, just like gentleness, Di Renjie left the ward, and the door was closed when he heard Miss Dunzhu's scream.

The three of them didn't have the habit of listening to other people's walls. When they left the Tai Hospital, Di Renjie sighed and said, "This guy has become even crazier."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "Isn't he becoming more and more normal?"

Gritting her teeth gently, she said, "The most terrifying thing is that a lunatic suddenly becomes a normal person. Do we need to make a cut with this guy?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "We are just bystanders, at most we can adjust his direction when he walks into a fork in the road."

Di Renjie suddenly stopped, looked back at Yunchu and Wenrou and said, "Why do I feel that you two are crazier than He Lanminzhi? After all, he is just a lunatic, but you two are thinking about how to control the lunatic .”

She smiled gently: "Since you think so, then you might as well stay awake. If we are really crazy, remember to pull us back."

"In that distant place, there was a good girl, and people who passed by her tent turned their heads and looked nostalgic.

Her little pink face is like the red sun, and her beautiful eyes are like the bright moon at night.

I would like to be a lamb and follow her, looking at those moving eyes and the beautiful gold-rimmed clothes every day.

I would like to abandon everything and go to herd sheep with her, I would like her to keep hitting me hard with a long whip...

I wish she would keep hitting me hard with a long whip..."

Yunchu suddenly sang a simple but very pleasant ballad.

For Yunchu's talent, neither Gentle nor Di Renjie has ever doubted, even this kind of ballad composed of country slang without rhyme at all has a different aesthetic feeling than before.

This song is really nice, and the lyrics are actually beautiful. Except for the last two repeated sentences similar to Yangguan Sandie, which are unbearable, it is a good thing that Yuefu musicians dream of.

"Why do you let your lover beat you hard with a long leather whip? What's the reason?"

Rourou immediately asked questions after listening to the ballad.

At this time, a window in the imperial hospital suddenly opened, and Dunzhu's naked upper body suddenly appeared in the window, without concealing his beautiful body, he babbled Tubo dialect loudly at Yunchu.

Immediately afterwards, He Lan Minzhi, who was also topless, also appeared at the window, and laughed at Yun Chu, "Yun Chu is the one who knows me."

Immediately, the window was closed.

It took Wenrou a long time to come out of the shock, looked at Yunchu and said, "Are you singing praises for this adulterer and adulterer?"

Yunchu laughed and said, "This is the love of barbarians. We should use this song to spread the love story between He Lanminzhi and Dunzhu into a legend."

After recovering for a long time, Di Renjie said: "What I said just now didn't affect your mood at all. You are still thinking about how to keep your plan going, right?"

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Every business has its own ultimate pursuit, no matter what kind of path it is, it is a legend to reach the extreme.

Otherwise, I am sorry for our previous efforts, and I am also sorry for He Lanminzhi's persistent pursuit. "

Di Renjie sighed and said, "I just realized now that you are the craziest person in the world. You are really fearless in order to cover Chang'an with gold leaf."

Yun Chu nodded and said: "Someone said that if you are not crazy, you can't survive. My goal is too big. If I don't even have such a little bit of madness, how can I talk about success?"

Gentlely said: "I still want to change the last sentence of this song, from long to small, heavy to light, otherwise, if this song is spread outside, others will find it very strange."

Yun Chu waved his hand and said, "As you like."

"After all, I have also revised it, so it will be okay to put my name on it?"

"No problem, as long as you like it, there is no problem telling others that you wrote it."

Under Di Renjie's contemptuous gaze, the gentleness who had struggled for a long time finally shook his head and said: "After all, I'm still not shameless enough.

I can't write such a vulgar and elegant tune, nor can I compose such a nice tune.

You wait for me, don't run so fast. "

Amidst the giggling debate, the three left the imperial city.

When Yunchu and the others left the imperial city, the song that Yunchu sang in the imperial city had already been sung to Wu Mei.7\./degree\./search\./search\.4\./[-]\./text\./learn\./network\./first\./post

When the song just started, Wu Mei was still fascinated when she heard it. Although the words of this song are very straightforward, but after the tune is matched, it becomes beautiful and pleasant to listen to.

However, when she heard the part of Yangguan Sandie, her complexion changed immediately, and she said angrily to the female officer, "This two hundred and five is mocking me."

The female officer who was fascinated by the music said in puzzlement: "This servant is stupid, I didn't realize it."

Wu Mei said angrily: "He's satirizing the old story of how the palace used to train horses!"

The female officer quickly went back to the lyrics in her mind, and soon found something inappropriate, so she gritted her teeth and said, "Long riding whip, heavy whipping, this is inappropriate, or order him to revise it?"

Wu Mei said angrily: "Modification, do you think this matter can be exposed so easily?"

The female officer whispered: "Order Li Yifu to impeach him, then hand him over to Dali Temple for interrogation, behead his head and ransack his home!"

Wu Mei looked at this close palace humane who had followed her for many years and said: "It's not like this."

After speaking, he slapped the female officer on the head and said, "You also learned how to intercede for others in front of me?"

The female officer laughed and said: "Yun Chu is one of the very few people that the empress can see, it would be too wronged to be sent to prison because of a few words in a piece of music that are insignificant.

Also, even if the empress wanted to get rid of Yunchu, she would not be able to pass the test of her majesty, so why bother to fight against her majesty. "

Wu Mei sighed and said: "My damn body, why do I have it again? Could it be that I can only stay in this harem for the rest of my life and keep having children?"

The female officer caressed Wu Mei's belly and said: "This is the queen's blessing, it is also the blessing of your majesty, and it is also the blessing of Datang."

Wu Mei said softly: "Give birth to a child, two years are gone, life is only a few decades, how many two years can be wasted.

Forget it, forget it, send someone to tell Yunchu that the two hundred and five, if you don't want to go against me, then I will modify his hateful lyrics for me, if you can't satisfy me, I will designate his eldest son as the son-in-law now !

To match those two bastards born to Concubine Xiao Shu. "

When the female official heard the words, she couldn't help shivering when she thought about the two princesses who were worse than maids, and quickly said: "He will definitely change it."

After a woman is pregnant, it's hard to control her temper. Yu Xiurong is like this now. She retched twice after eating breakfast this morning, and immediately got into the carriage at Prince Ji's mansion to visit the old god.

As a result, the old fairy felt the pulse and found out the happy pulse.

When she got home, she saw that nothing was pleasing to her eyes, which caused Naha to take all three of her little ones for a walk along the wall, not daring to approach Yu Xiurong at all.

After Yu Xiurong woke up from the blissful long exam, he said to Zijuan who was by his side: "Go, invite Mrs. Wen, Mrs. Di, and Mrs. Gongsun. The family is preparing for a banquet."

Chapter 2