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If someone could bring Yunchu the potatoes that Yunchu dreamed of, Yunchu would absolutely be willing to bid a thousand guan to buy it.

If someone could bring the hot pepper that Yunchu dreamed of, Yunchu would absolutely be willing to bid a thousand guan to buy it.

If someone could bring the corn and sweet potatoes that Yunchu dreamed of, Yunchu would absolutely be willing to bid [-] yuan to buy them.

If one thousand pennies is not enough, you can negotiate again until the seller is satisfied.

If the seller is unwilling to sell, no matter who the seller is, Yunchu is ready to kill and steal.

If the seller is a country, or an ethnic group, then wait for Yunchu to personally bring an army to the door, and accept the consequences of subjugation of the country.

In other words, for these few things, Yunchu was willing to get them at all costs.

With these things, Yunchu believed that with Datang's current power, there would be no starvation or even starvation.

It's a pity that these things are now in South America, controlled by a group of people who believe in the sun god and like to sacrifice living people.

A fleet is needed to get there, and the current state of Datang's navy can't even go to the seas off Silla, let alone cross the entire ocean.

At this time, even if they send a fleet to search for South America according to the map drawn by Yunchu, it is estimated that the whole army will be wiped out. The hope of obtaining those crops is even slimmer than Qin Shihuang sending Xu Fu to the East China Sea to find the elixir of life.

The reason why Yunchu mentioned such a vague thing is because he found a lot of vagrants wandering in the sea in the Sifang Pavilion.

There are not many other things in the Pacific Ocean, but there are many islands. Those sea refugees are now using the islands as a springboard to explore the depths of the Pacific Ocean one by one.

Yunchu fantasized that these people might have arrived in South America and obtained high-yielding crops such as potatoes, corn, sweet potatoes, peppers, and pumpkins, but they didn't know how precious these things were...

In order to make everyone pay more attention to it, Yunchu planned to call these things on the signboard the name of the old god as the unrivaled elixir, and if you eat it, you will live forever!
Before writing in this way, it is natural to seek the opinions of the old gods.

The old immortal who came back from practicing in Zhongnan Mountain was very energetic, especially his eyes, which were even more piercing.

After listening to Yunchu's narration, the old god spit on Yunchu's face with a mouthful of saliva. Judging from the amount of saliva, the old god can live a very, very long time with his mouth full of fluid.

"Eternal life? I'll kill you immortal!"

After the old fairy spit out Yunchu's face, he picked up the medicine pick and started chasing and killing Yunchu all over the world.

Yunchu still didn't dare to run fast, worried that the old man would be tired, so he endured a few hoeings and hurriedly said, "Listen to my disciple."

"The old Taoist doesn't listen to your heresy today, he just wants to kill you with a hoe, so that your poison will not be a disaster to the world.

"If my disciple said that with these few things, the people of the whole world will no longer have to worry about hunger, will you be able to beat them less?"

"Nonsense. There are countless kinds of crops in this world. For thousands of years, I have never heard of a crop that can feed all the people. Come here, don't run away, let the old man kill you."

"Oh, my disciple has already bred a vegetable that can produce thousands of catties per mu. This is already a fact. Why don't you believe that there are still thousands of catties of grain per mu in this world?"

"Then you can't use immortality to deceive the world, and you can't use the name of the old Tao to deceive the world.

Do you know that once people in the world think it is true, they will go all the way to find it, and they will die or be injured, but in the end they will not be able to live forever. "

At this time, Yunchu was thick-skinned and thick-skinned, holding the hoe that the old fairy rained down, and said with a smile: "If this thing is really found, there will be no more worries about hunger in the world. What does it matter if a few people die?"

"If I beat you to death, it's nothing to kill a few people. When I saw you in the past, I thought you were a good official who loved the people wholeheartedly. Now that I'm an official, I'm so black-hearted that I can say that even a few people killed are nothing... ..."

Ji Wang Li Shen was standing under the eaves with a teapot in his arms, smiling as he watched the old god smash Yunchu with a hoe, without any intention of admonishing him.

He also felt that Yun Chu had long been used to deceiving people, and that he was really dishonorable for telling such a big lie this time.

At the same time, he also believed that Yunchu had lied to the wrong person. If he told the emperor's brother about immortality, Li Shen would not think Yunchu was despicable. After all, as long as he is the emperor, who would not want to live forever?

The old fairy was finally tired, and several bumps appeared on Yunchu's head. Seeing that the old fairy was out of breath, he helped the old fairy to sit down, and was going to explain the origin of this matter from beginning to end.

Before Yunchu could open his mouth, the old god said resolutely: "There is no immortal person in this world, not a single one, even those so-called people from my Taoist sect who have been transformed into bodies and ascended to heaven by soldiers are all dead. It's not immortal anymore.

To cultivate the Tao, what you cultivate is this life, what you cultivate is a great freedom with a pure heart and few desires, and what you cultivate is a natural process that decays with the grass and trees.

It's not about longevity, but about exploring for longevity.

Only those who are obsessed with madness would think of becoming immortals and Buddhas by virtue of pills and other foreign objects, which is heresy. "

This means that there is no room for negotiation. The old god can tolerate ordinary people using his name to earn a few more pennies, support one or two more children, and live a better life, but he will never tolerate Yun Chu His name goes to tell the world that there are people in this world who can live forever.

No way.

Yun Chu, who was covered in bald spots, was kicked out of Prince Ji's mansion by the old god, and he was severely warned that if Yun Chu dared to use the words "immortality" to confuse people's hearts, he would not hesitate to clean up the house himself.

Back home, Yu Xiurong looked at Yun Chu's head full of bags, and couldn't help crying, "What are you doing to piss off the old god?"

Yun Chu sighed and said, "Because I suddenly discovered that I am a person who is desperate to achieve my goals, without basic moral standards.

The old god's hoeing today at least made me understand that there is no bottom line in what I can do. If I do things without a bottom line, then when others deal with me, they will attack me regardless of the bottom line. "

Yu Xiurong said: "Those things are so important to you?"

Yun Chu said: "When necessary, it is not impossible to trade my life."

Yun Chu's casual words made Yu Xiurong's heart skip a beat. This was the first time she heard from her husband that she could risk her life for something.

His head was smashed into many bags, but there was no good way to do it. He could only wait for the fluid in the blood bag to be absorbed by the body slowly.

Fortunately, his hair is very long, and if he wears a Putou, it is basically impossible for others to see that he has been severely beaten.

Since the old god couldn't do it, and couldn't do it, Yunchu simply wrote down the benefits of these things clearly, and at the same time relabeled the price at the appropriate number of [-] guan.

And at the bottom, a guarantee was made in the name of the Lantian Hou Mansion, telling everyone that as long as the things were brought and verified to be alive and plantable, the Lantian Hou Mansion would pay [-] guan to buy them.

After Di Renjie learned that Yunchu had done this, he felt that he was somewhat reckless. If other tribes or countries got these things first, it would be very detrimental to Datang.

Yunchu replied: "No matter who gets it, it will definitely become Datang's stuff in the end, so I'm not afraid of outsiders getting it."

Maybe this matter has been hidden in Di Renjie's heart for a long time. Seeing the two of them in the official office, he whispered: "How do you know that these things exist in the world, and where can you find them?"

Yun Chu stared at Di Renjie for a long time and said, "I have some experiences that are too miraculous to describe..."

Seeing what Yunchu said, Di Renjie immediately changed the subject and said, "I heard that the cabbages you entrusted the doctors of Sinong Temple to grow were harvested before last winter. Are they really five or six catties?"

Yun Chu nodded and said: "It took a total of five years, and all the cabbage left before last winter had seeds, and those cabbages were not annual cabbages, but biennial cabbages.

Whether it can be successful depends on whether the cabbage grown from seeds can reach a weight of five or six catties after the summer harvest this year. If this goal is achieved, I will be able to take the cabbage and go to His Majesty to ask for what I need. "

Di Renjie laughed and said, "I'm afraid this county magistrate is the only one in the world who would think of improving crops to achieve the goal of enriching the people.

Now, the Doctors of Agriculture in Sinong Temple are all driven crazy by the money you poured out, and they have started to try the hybridization you mentioned. I also heard that some people have started to crossbreed camels with cattle, hoping to produce a kind of The new thing which had both stamina of the camel and the good point of the cow.

Don't you think it's not weird or angry when people call you a "hybrid" county magistrate? "

Yun Chu smiled and said, "I'm not angry, I just hope they can continue the experiment for a long time.

As far as I know, a tiger and a lion can produce a liger, and a donkey and a horse can produce a mule. Then, if a camel and a cow are crossed, a kind of animal that can withstand rough feeding, is strong, and is also gentle What's wrong with coming out?

Even if it fails, it doesn't matter, just look for other things to hybridize. In a word, it is serious to produce good things that are more suitable for people to raise and grow.

Of course, as long as it is not used on people and does not destroy human relations, I think it is a good thing. "

Di Renjie was silent for a long time, and finally said to Yunchu: "Are you sure that the things you asked me to draw according to the appearance you described actually exist?"

Yun Chu nodded and said, "Not only have I seen it, but I've also eaten it. It tastes very good..."

Di Renjie said with a smile: "Then, I will publish these things in a book, and the title of the book is "Strategy for a Rich Country".